So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time, but thanks to DDF I know what to expect:
Lots of traffic, I'll need to allow for 2 hours to make a left turn.
Really weird zoning and construction, like 3 family houses in the middle of intersections.
Definitely no concerts.
A bunch of girls wandering the streets because they weren't accepted into any schools.
If I head to Tom's River, charcuterie boards everywhere.
Anti vaxxer booklets.
Lots of Chassidim crimping on the OG Lakewoodites' style
What am I missing?