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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23600 on: September 06, 2018, 02:48:28 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 06, 2018, 02:45:48 PM
Great but what is the current count? Think I am going with under.

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I don't feel like I'm missing much since the demise of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey®, so I don't watch or read too much of this stuff, nor do I care much about it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23601 on: September 06, 2018, 02:51:02 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on September 06, 2018, 02:48:28 PM

Now you don't care about the O/U?  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23602 on: September 06, 2018, 02:54:32 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 06, 2018, 02:51:02 PM
Now you don't care about the O/U?  >:(
Never did.

Quote from: ExGingi on September 04, 2018, 07:03:04 PM
Regardless of how high or low you place the bar, I'm just not a betting person. Though if I was, I doubt whether I would be a good counterparty for this one, as I think we're on the same side.

The final tally is a function of how long the hearing will last. Maybe you should take bets on AAPH (average arrests per hour).
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23603 on: September 06, 2018, 02:57:23 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on September 06, 2018, 02:54:32 PM
Never did.

Interesting since you have had several posts on it including this well thought out post.
Quote from: ExGingi on September 04, 2018, 02:39:24 PM
Given the parties playing here, I don't think hitting 100 would be unlikely. If roles were reversed I would find it highly unlikely. I can't explain why, but that's just the nature of things. The left wing tends to act in ways that the right doesn't (and vice versa).
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23604 on: September 06, 2018, 02:58:37 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 06, 2018, 02:57:23 PM
Interesting since you have had several posts on it including this well thought out post.

Might have cared about engaging you in some fun. Don't care one bit about the circus. I'm sure you realize that I haven't been a regular on this thread for a while. I just come here every so often to have fun with you.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23605 on: September 06, 2018, 03:03:41 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on September 06, 2018, 02:58:37 PM
Might have cared about engaging you in some fun. Don't care one bit about the circus. I'm sure you realize that I haven't been a regular on this thread for a while. I just come here every so often to have fun with you.
Unless the fun is for your benefit don't bother. I am having more fun to last a lifetime. Just need Hannity AKA: @ilherman to show up more.
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« Reply #23606 on: September 06, 2018, 03:05:03 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on September 06, 2018, 02:58:37 PM
Might have cared about engaging you in some fun. Don't care one bit about the circus. I'm sure you realize that I haven't been a regular on this thread for a while. I just come here every so often to have fun with you.
Isn't that why anyone comes to this thread?
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« Reply #23607 on: September 06, 2018, 03:05:24 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 06, 2018, 03:03:41 PM
Unless the fun is for your benefit

Isn't that the definition of having fun?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23608 on: September 06, 2018, 03:08:00 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on September 06, 2018, 03:05:24 PM
Isn't that the definition of having fun?
When I tell my kids lets go have some fun it is for their benefit not mine. Hope that makes sense to you.
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« Reply #23609 on: September 06, 2018, 03:34:43 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 06, 2018, 03:08:00 PM
When I tell my kids lets go have some fun it is for their benefit not mine. Hope that makes sense to you.

Isn't it of greatest pleasure to you to see your kids having fun?
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« Reply #23610 on: September 06, 2018, 03:40:10 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on September 06, 2018, 03:34:43 PM
Isn't it of greatest pleasure to you to see your kids having fun?
I will take pleasure over fun every single time!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23612 on: September 06, 2018, 04:23:23 PM »
How about a soundproof glass barrier for the gallery? Let the nutcases scream all they want.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23613 on: September 06, 2018, 04:28:51 PM »
Quote from: Ergel on September 06, 2018, 08:58:37 AM
The Kamala Harris exchange about whether he discussed Mueller or his Russia probe with anyone at Kasowitz Benson Torres may be among the dumber things I have seen discussed by intelligent people in a long time.
+10.

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« Reply #23614 on: September 06, 2018, 04:31:59 PM »
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+10.
Same line of questioning now except with the HW. He is flopping all over the place.
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« Reply #23616 on: September 06, 2018, 04:49:18 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 06, 2018, 04:31:59 PM
Same line of questioning now except with the HW. He is flopping all over the place.
He doesn't know how to answer stupid questions for fear of accidentally lying. I feel bad for him
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« Reply #23617 on: September 06, 2018, 05:12:40 PM »
Quote from: Ergel on September 06, 2018, 04:49:18 PM
He doesn't know how to answer stupid questions for fear of accidentally lying. I feel bad for him
The guy is a judge not a politician.
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Special for some here

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« Reply #23619 on: September 06, 2018, 06:39:25 PM »
Quote from: Ergel on September 06, 2018, 04:49:18 PM
He doesn't know how to answer stupid questions for fear of accidentally lying. I feel bad for him
It is very easy. TELL THE TRUTH!!!
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