Dan get's pulled over by the cops. "Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Dan lowers his sunglasses, smiles expectantly.
"I asked, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Do you know who I am?"
"Benny Friedman?"
"GET YOUR SERGEANT ON THE RADIO, NOW! I'm a high profile complainer, I got no time for you middle seat cattle classers!"