for those w/o twitter
🎶Real men of genius🎶
Today we salute you, Mr. Prepare Your Own Tax Return Guy
🎶Mr. Prepare Your Own Tax Return Guy🎶
Last year, you bought and sold NFTs, mined crypto currencies, and started your own business
🎶That sounds complicated🎶
Hire a tax professional? Not you
You have a degree in engineering, you can figure out how to do your own taxes
Besides... it's fairly straightforward
🎶It's a simple return🎶
Here a deduction, there a deduction
You write off everything under the sun because you heard you can do that with an LLC
🎶TikTok is the best🎶
Somehow you are getting a refund for $30,000 but you convince yourself that's supposed to happen
🎶Sounds like tax fraud🎶
So crack open an ice cold IPA o' titan of taxes
You know a way to get audited immediately and think you are doing everything right
🎶Mr. Prepare Your Own Tax Return Guyyy🎶