Reminds me of that story...
A Chasidishe Bochur was trying to be rebellious so he figured he'll get a TV. He walks in to bestbuy and asks the sales rep for a TV pointing at one that he likes. The rep tells him "Sorry we're not selling TVs to Hasidic boys".
Frustrated, he goes out puts on a tiny Kippah and a colored t-shirt, shortens his peyous and comes back asking for the same item. And again the rep says "Sorry we're not selling TVs to Hasidic boys".
Now furious, he goes out and decides to take it to the next level. So he hides his side curls underneath a cap, puts on some short jeans and a tank top. He gets back to the store and asks the rep "excuse me sir, can I buy that TV". Yet again the rep says "Sorry we're not selling TVs to Hasidic boys".
Surprised, the Bochur asks the rep "how'd you know?" The sales rep then tells him "that ain't no TV, it's a microwave".