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Farts On Planes
« on: Yesterday at 08:27:47 PM »
Fellow Flyers, Foul Fate Finds Us Flatulent!  What Fantastic Feats Can We Fashion to Fight Fart Fumes at 30,000 Feet?
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #1 on: Yesterday at 09:49:15 PM »
Boeing method?
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #2 on: Yesterday at 10:05:29 PM »
From Finding Funny Fart Filibuster Forum Findings to Stupid Secret Sauce Stupidity.

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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #3 on: Yesterday at 10:09:11 PM »
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #6 on: Yesterday at 11:41:45 PM »
Someone once asked me what I do on planes since I don't fit into the lavs. I told him I do the only thing I can, put on noise canceling headphones.
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #7 on: Today at 12:12:23 AM »
Boeing method?

Personally I prefer the Airbust Method
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #8 on: Today at 12:13:41 AM »
Fellow Flyers, Foul Fate Finds Us Flatulent!  What Fantastic Feats Can We Fashion to Fight Fart Fumes at 30,000 Feet?

Firty fousand?
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #9 on: Today at 09:00:44 AM »
Personally I prefer the Airbust Method
Doesn't get the same breeze
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #10 on: Today at 09:40:53 AM »
Doesn't get the same breeze
It still has the same Spirit.
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Re: Farts On Planes
« Reply #11 on: Today at 11:44:53 AM »
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