Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict
it's good to be a Lubavitcher
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/its-honor-continue-being-valued-over-countless-hum-53094
unfortunately this didn't come from the onionhttp://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/09/20/cow-farts-can-now-be-regulated-in-california.html
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fbi-uncovers-alqaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enj,35788/