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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3911706 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25720 on: November 06, 2018, 08:22:22 PM »
https://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2018-election-results-coverage/ has a blue wave in the house. Now over 90% the D's take the house.
ETA: Down to 75%.
Down to 50 percent...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25721 on: November 06, 2018, 08:23:40 PM »
Down to 50 percent...
I can handle the updates.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25722 on: November 06, 2018, 08:24:06 PM »
Down to 50 percent...
Down to 35 percent. Did someone hack 538?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25723 on: November 06, 2018, 08:25:57 PM »
Down to 35 percent. Did someone hack 538?
AFAIK they are based on actual vote results not projections.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25724 on: November 06, 2018, 08:27:39 PM »
Down to 35 percent. Did someone hack 538?
Just like Texas. Beto putting a beat down on Ted but R stronghold not reporting.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25727 on: November 06, 2018, 08:42:20 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25729 on: November 06, 2018, 08:53:45 PM »
https://twitter.com/PeterBeinart/status/1059980062882181120
was just coming here to say... it's still early but this is starting to feel a lot like 16....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25730 on: November 06, 2018, 08:56:32 PM »
watching O'rourke and Cruz is like watching a see-saw :-[

meanwhile Menendez is getting knocked around although only 10% reported so...
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25732 on: November 06, 2018, 08:59:55 PM »
Greg Pence wins in Indiana.

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« Reply #25733 on: November 06, 2018, 09:01:19 PM »


watching O'rourke and Cruz is like watching a see-saw :-[

meanwhile Menendez is getting knocked around although only 10% reported so...

ABC, NYT, and AP called it Menendez. 15% in amd Hugin is in the lead.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25734 on: November 06, 2018, 09:02:10 PM »
Greg Pence wins in Indiana.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25736 on: November 06, 2018, 09:06:54 PM »
jake tapper, right now

THIS IS NOT A BLUE WAVE BY ANY MEANS....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25737 on: November 06, 2018, 09:07:13 PM »
KOOL-AID!!!!!!
Anyone willing to put their money where their mouth is and bet against the polls? If not then make sure you keep your candy *ss mouth shut after the fact.  :)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/nate-silver-in-final-midterm-projections-democrats-need-a-couple-of-things-to-go-wrong-to-lose-the-house/ar-BBPnYEV?ocid=spartandhp
Can't say I am surprised. Just like their Kool-Aid drinking leader Hannity, alligator mouth and canary *ss!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25738 on: November 06, 2018, 09:13:16 PM »
Can someone send me a fax when it is over?  :)
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« Reply #25739 on: November 06, 2018, 09:15:26 PM »
Can someone send me a fax when it is over?  :)
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