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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3880810 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5040 on: November 03, 2016, 01:18:55 AM »
Trump just won Ohio. When people are in a bad mood, they tend to vote out the incumbent (Obama-Hillary), and look for change.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5041 on: November 03, 2016, 01:28:16 AM »
Interesting to see if that will have an effect.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5042 on: November 03, 2016, 01:29:07 AM »
Trump CUBS just won Ohio. When people are in a bad mood, they tend to vote out the incumbent (Obama-Hillary), and look for change.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5043 on: November 03, 2016, 09:01:17 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5044 on: November 03, 2016, 09:13:11 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5046 on: November 03, 2016, 09:30:12 AM »
"fact check"
http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/statements/2016/nov/02/ron-johnson/ron-johnson-opponent-russ-feingold-got-paid-8000-l/
Our rating

Johnson claims Feingold "got paid $8,000 a lecture at Stanford University."

While the math may be right, or close to it, the claim implies that the number of lectures is somehow tied to pay grade and ignores the other work required outside of class.

We rate this claim Mostly False.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5047 on: November 03, 2016, 09:46:51 AM »
Tweet from May:

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« Reply #5048 on: November 03, 2016, 09:54:21 AM »





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« Reply #5049 on: November 03, 2016, 10:11:34 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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« Reply #5051 on: November 03, 2016, 11:47:42 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5052 on: November 03, 2016, 11:51:06 AM »
Where we've come

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5053 on: November 03, 2016, 12:08:56 PM »
Tweet from May:

Was just coming to post this.

First Brexit, now the Cubs. This is the year of upsets.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5054 on: November 03, 2016, 12:11:26 PM »
Very Shel Silverstein-esque

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5055 on: November 03, 2016, 12:11:59 PM »
Was just coming to post this.

First Brexit, now the Cubs. This is the year of upsets.
Which leads us to this one:
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5056 on: November 03, 2016, 12:27:53 PM »
Can't stop laughing at this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=icCSlPTswz8
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5057 on: November 03, 2016, 12:36:02 PM »
Last 4 polls from the past few days all have Hillary ahead in Florida. Trump has no shot without Florida.

Meanwhile Rubio hasn't trailed in a single poll. Someone pissed off Hispanics and swing voters and someone didn't.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5058 on: November 03, 2016, 12:56:01 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5059 on: November 03, 2016, 01:20:07 PM »
Same Candidates, Different Worlds

lol
I switch back and forth bt fix news and cnn on my commute home and I've been enjoying the hilarity of it.  This paragraph   is spot on
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So choose your reality. If you like the reality where Trump wins, you can watch it happening live on FOX News. He’s crushing it over there. But if you hope for a Clinton win, watch CNN and see your dreams come true. She’s doing great on that network. On November 8th, one of those realities will fall away