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Author Topic: Top Reasons To Go OTD  (Read 187043 times)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #940 on: February 07, 2023, 07:08:18 AM »
Prices and demand must sky rocket every year due to _______. (Fill in the blank)

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #941 on: February 07, 2023, 12:31:04 PM »
the halachic answer can't just be don't go.

just finding this here, but my Rav told me he asked R' Elyashiv ZT"L regarding hawaii and shabbos and this was his exact answer.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #942 on: February 07, 2023, 01:53:50 PM »
When Chabad Rabonim were debating the Shabbos times for the Antarctica cruise, one said not to go if the boat will go far enough south that there's a question.
Another responded that a p'sak is needed...when humankind goes to the Moon and Mars, the halachic answer can't just be don't go.
in 5752 there was a yechidus with the Israeli chief rabbis where the issue of zmanim at the poles was touched on. some of the shitos were mentioned. the Rebbe also commented on the fact that בהשגחה פרטית these areas are not settlement of large quantities of Jews

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #943 on: March 03, 2023, 07:44:12 AM »
Another reason:

Fellow Jew had an insensitive-towards-minorities costume on Purim.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #944 on: March 03, 2023, 09:31:16 AM »
Another reason:

Fellow Jew trolls and acts in an insensitive manner all year on an anonymous online forum.

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #945 on: March 04, 2023, 02:42:30 PM »
If he's being anonymous how do you know he's a fellow Jew?

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #946 on: March 04, 2023, 08:37:45 PM »
If he's being anonymous how do you know he's a fellow Jew?

The particular flavor of insensitivity and trolling is a dead giveaway. But you’re right, it’s a question on his Yichus, considering “ביישנים רחמנים וגומלי חסדים”
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #947 on: February 21, 2024, 09:33:08 AM »
10YO: "Mommy, a baby is not like bread. You don't have to put him down instead of passing him!"

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #948 on: Yesterday at 03:40:41 PM »
Not actual reasons to go off but the Seder hadvarim according to a good friend...
1. Eat Pesach cake (on pesach)
2. Stop putting on rashi tfillin
3. Marry non Jewish
4. Eat chalav akum
5. Sleep in the sukkah
6. Stop wearing RT tfillin


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #949 on: Yesterday at 03:42:40 PM »
Not actual reasons to go off but the Seder hadvarim according to a good friend...
1. Eat Pesach cake (on pesach)
2. Stop putting on rashi tfillin
3. Marry non Jewish
4. Eat chalav akum
5. Sleep in the sukkah
6. Stop wearing RT tfillin


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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #950 on: Yesterday at 03:46:31 PM »
Not actual reasons to go off but the Seder hadvarim according to a good friend...
1. Eat Pesach cake (on pesach)
2. Stop putting on rashi tfillin
3. Marry non Jewish
4. Eat chalav akum
5. Sleep in the sukkah
6. Stop wearing RT tfillin
Can you explain the order.
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #951 on: Yesterday at 03:46:58 PM »
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99. Wear fedora brim up.
eh... He already only wears a hat sometimes....

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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #952 on: Yesterday at 03:47:51 PM »
eh... He already only wears a hat sometimes....
Not wearing a hat is totally fine...
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Re: Top Reasons To Go OTD
« Reply #953 on: Yesterday at 04:00:22 PM »
Can you explain the order.
Move 3 to 1. Heathens have that effect.
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half