Price changed: I will give 50 dollars to he who is willing to spend 1000 dollars on my credit card. PM me please.
(and yes, you will have to pay me 1000 dollars...)
the ben ish chai in his sefer tells a story of a man who in his home lived a old wealthy sailor who was dying with no one to leave over his wealth to. acording to the law one who dies w/o inheritors money goes to gov. well the host wanted it, the host had a idea he was told that midgets are sly and smart, so he will ask advice from a midget, he tells midget the problem and offers midget $100 if he comes up with a plan. midget tells him 'i will dress up like the old sailor and call a lawyer and i will write over everything in a will to you. midget gets into bed covers himself with blanket and the host calls in lawyer for the private meeting. midget tells lawyer 'he is a old sick sailor thats dying and he has a brother in the city that he was always embarrassed of because the bro is a midget but now that he is dying he wants to leave over his wealth to the midget. and set aside $100 for the host for taking care of him'. lesson learned dont use the smart man he will outsmart you says the ben ish chai
