...you can pronounce my first name.
Or get AA A/A emails while your wife is in labor.
Traumatic...
when having a conversation about e-cigs/flavors your friend says it's like hookah...and it takes a minute of trying to figure out how smoking some vapor is like Hanging Up, Calling Again to realize they said Hookah not HUCA
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...You assume #freepalestine is an Amex Sync promo
...you're afraid to get stopped, every time you pull out your wallet.
you drive by a new large CVS that they are building with red brick, a drive-thru pharmacy, and think, "What a waste; such an expensive building and no VRs."
You go to Rite Aid to fill a prescription, and can't help but look longingly at the gift card rack
You go to Rite Aid to the gift card rack
Whenever you go places with your DW, they complain "you are looking at the gift cards again"