Your wife says that a plane trip can't be in coach, only J or F
Your wife, looking up from a confirmation email, asks is EWR is Kennedy or LaGuardia and then replies, "how should I know? I don't hang out on DansDeals all day like you..."
Your wife greets you at the front door and says "New credit cards came in the mail. Don't worry, I updated your spreadsheet already!"
If only my wife would be updating my spreadsheet. By me it's more like, how much $ can i spend now ?!
FTFY
The only way your spouse can get your attention is by calling you by your username
I once almost introduced myself with my username
The only way your spouse can get your attention is by calling you by your ddf username