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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3520 on: September 30, 2016, 02:00:47 PM »
Quote from: cholent on September 30, 2016, 01:41:22 PM
Don't even have to look that hard  ;)
So how about showing us a couple
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3521 on: September 30, 2016, 02:25:27 PM »
If only Rubio would be running...

What should I tell you I hope the Rs make it this time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3522 on: September 30, 2016, 02:28:59 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 30, 2016, 02:25:27 PM
If only Rubio would be running...

What should I tell you I hope the Rs make it this time.
You don't support Trump anymore?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3523 on: September 30, 2016, 02:45:58 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 30, 2016, 02:25:27 PM
If only Rubio would be running...

What should I tell you I hope the Rs make it this time.
Rubio would be mopping the floor with Hillary right now.
But since when did you want Rubio?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3524 on: September 30, 2016, 03:19:11 PM »
LOL. He's too much.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3525 on: September 30, 2016, 03:23:39 PM »
Quote from: good sam on September 30, 2016, 03:19:11 PM
LOL. He's too much.
That's a good one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3526 on: September 30, 2016, 03:27:54 PM »
Quote from: good sam on September 30, 2016, 03:19:11 PM
LOL. He's too much.
I was waiting for thay response. Mocking someone for being up before dawn is dumb.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3527 on: September 30, 2016, 03:38:15 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 30, 2016, 02:45:58 PM
Rubio would be mopping the floor with Hillary right now.
But since when did you want Rubio?
Well I did not. I really want Trump. But I thought he will do better with Clinton..
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3528 on: September 30, 2016, 03:41:11 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on September 30, 2016, 03:38:15 PM
Well I did not. I really want Trump. But I thought he will do better with Clinton..
Anyone would have done better. Literally, anyone.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3529 on: September 30, 2016, 04:20:31 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 30, 2016, 03:41:11 PM
Anyone would have done better. Literally, anyone.
Feeling confident? :D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3530 on: September 30, 2016, 04:26:00 PM »
I wonder how much the candidates really matter. You figure both will get at least 40% no matter who they are?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3531 on: September 30, 2016, 04:55:04 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 30, 2016, 03:41:11 PM
Anyone would have done better. Literally, anyone.
Totally disagree. Most of the other primary candidates would not have fired up the base as he has. Check his enthusiasm numbers in the polls vs Hillary's.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3532 on: September 30, 2016, 05:09:18 PM »
Quote from: good sam on September 30, 2016, 04:55:04 PM
Totally disagree. Most of the other primary candidates would not have fired up the base as he has. Check his enthusiasm numbers in the polls vs Hillary's.
But it's pretty clear that 'the base' alone can't win an election in today's environment. So what good is firing up 'the base' if it causes you to lose any real chance of bringing in the broader electorate you'll need to win the election?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3533 on: September 30, 2016, 05:40:48 PM »
Quote from: good sam on September 30, 2016, 04:55:04 PM
Totally disagree. Most of the other primary candidates would not have fired up the base as he has. Check his enthusiasm numbers in the polls vs Hillary's.

This is a baseless statement. Nobody was "fired up" about Mitt Romney, and he was in the same if not better place in the polls despite being up against a far more popular candidate.

Hillary is an extremely weak and unpopular candidate. People on the Left are voting for her only because they are scared of Trump. They hate her and don't want her. Kasich, Rubio or Cruz would be leading by a landslide in the polls today. Alas we are stuck with Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3534 on: September 30, 2016, 06:13:28 PM »


Quote from: zale on September 30, 2016, 05:40:48 PM
Kasich, Rubio or Cruz would be leading by a landslide in the polls today. Alas we are stuck with Trump.
This too is a baseless statement. Kasich has shown he has no ability to campaign on a national scale.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3536 on: October 01, 2016, 10:30:04 PM »
Quote from: elit on October 01, 2016, 09:45:18 PM
http://endingthefed.com/black-female-trump-exec-steps-forward-with-bombshell-i-can-no-longer-remain-silent.html

They def should be getting this video out more

Presidential campaigns are about slinging dirt. Saying good stuff won't get coverage, unless G-D himself comes out with an endorsement.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3537 on: October 01, 2016, 11:08:50 PM »
Quote from: zale on October 01, 2016, 10:30:04 PM
Presidential campaigns are about slinging dirt. Saying good stuff won't get coverage, unless TRUMP himself comes out with an endorsement.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3538 on: October 01, 2016, 11:22:01 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 29, 2016, 08:28:46 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2016/09/29/dont-vote-for-donald-trump-editorial-board-editorials-debates/91295020/

"In the 34-year history of USA TODAY, the Editorial Board has never taken sides in the presidential race. Instead, we’ve expressed opinions about the major issues and haven’t presumed to tell our readers, who have a variety of priorities and values, which choice is best for them. Because every presidential race is different, we revisit our no-endorsement policy every four years. We’ve never seen reason to alter our approach. Until now.

This year, the choice isn’t between two capable major party nominees who happen to have significant ideological differences. This year, one of the candidates — Republican nominee Donald Trump — is, by unanimous consensus of the Editorial Board, unfit for the presidency."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3539 on: October 01, 2016, 11:55:41 PM »



Quote from: Joe4007 on September 30, 2016, 01:39:34 PM
You don't think if a 3'rd party candidate got 20-30% of the vote that would open the door for a 3'rd party win in coming elections?


Quote from: JTZ on September 30, 2016, 01:46:26 PM
Yes but I don't think 20-30% is going to happen.

It happened in 1912 when Teddy Roosevelt ran against  Woodrow Wilson and Taft. Wilson won of course but Roosevelt got 27% of the vote.

Never happened again that a 3rd part got so much.
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