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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1600 on: Yesterday at 02:04:03 PM »
My family says I snore but I don't think I do so I stayed up all night to listen.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1601 on: Yesterday at 02:10:01 PM »
My family says I snore but I don't think I do so I stayed up all night to listen.
I just tell them, Nah, I dream I'm a tractor.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1602 on: Yesterday at 02:10:08 PM »
My family says I snore but I don't think I do so I stayed up all night to listen.
Relatable to him https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Xcd7gaS4rS3bGqqCBSwu5uTEcCd3P5Jl/view?usp=drivesdk