Since the DD Seminar, we've been inundated by a deluge of n00bs.
ואהבתם את הנוב כי נובים הייתם בארץ מצרים
We all started off as n00bs. We must welcome them with open arms!
I would however recommend for the mods to hardwire the forum that you can't start a thread until you accrue say 10/15 posts.
Welcome n00bs!