True Story:
A landlord called his tenant to דין תורה
Both of them r from d same chasidus,
D tenant was schlepping around,so d landlord went to complain to the Rabbi that his tenant doesn't wanna come to בית דין.
So d rabbi called d tenant & asked him y he doesn't go to דין תורה,
So he answered " I'm looking for a בית דין where d דיינים are tenants so they should understand me better,and I can't find !!
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