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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1580 on: April 12, 2024, 12:02:28 PM »
I was in Florida...and I saw a bumper sticker that read "I miss the Bronx".
So I broke the widow, stole the radio, and left a note that read, `I hope this helps`.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1581 on: April 12, 2024, 03:20:07 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 12, 2024, 12:02:28 PM
I was in Florida...and I saw a bumper sticker that read "I miss the Bronx".
So I broke the widow, stole the radio, and left a note that read, `I hope this helps`.

Never break widows. Even Black Widow Spiders.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1582 on: April 15, 2024, 09:10:41 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1583 on: April 16, 2024, 10:09:36 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1584 on: April 17, 2024, 04:07:31 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1585 on: April 21, 2024, 02:05:00 PM »
Knock Knock

Who is There?

Maror.

Maror Who?

Just Lettuce in.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1586 on: April 21, 2024, 03:30:55 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 21, 2024, 02:05:00 PM
Knock Knock

Who is There?

Maror.

Maror Who?

Just Lettuce in.
very sharp!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1587 on: May 01, 2024, 09:30:30 AM »
Had a weird dream last night... I was in a ocean of orange soda. Turns out, it was just a Fanta-sea.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1588 on: May 01, 2024, 11:58:54 AM »
Quote from: HudZ on May 01, 2024, 09:30:30 AM
Had a weird dream last night... I was in a ocean of orange soda. Turns out, it was just a Fanta-sea.
you must have been taking coke...
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1589 on: May 01, 2024, 12:34:13 PM »
Quote from: joe1234 on May 01, 2024, 11:58:54 AM
you must have been taking coke...
Definitely
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1590 on: May 01, 2024, 12:57:19 PM »
Quote from: joe1234 on May 01, 2024, 11:58:54 AM
you must have been taking coke...

Heard about the blondie who tried snorting coke?

She got the ice cubes stuck in her nose.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1591 on: May 01, 2024, 01:01:48 PM »
Quote from: Suave on May 01, 2024, 12:57:19 PM
Heard about the blondie who tried snorting coke?

She got the ice cubes stuck in her nose.
Either she had tiny ice cubes, or a really large nose.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1592 on: May 01, 2024, 01:10:14 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on May 01, 2024, 01:01:48 PM
Either she had tiny ice cubes, or a really large nose.
Opal, obviously
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1593 on: May 04, 2024, 11:48:36 PM »
Why shouldn't you trust artists?

They can be sketchy.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1594 on: Yesterday at 12:01:36 AM »
What does a house wear?

Address!
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1595 on: Yesterday at 09:18:55 AM »
Most people write congrats, just because they don't know how to spell "CONGRAJULAISHENS"
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1596 on: Yesterday at 10:27:02 AM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1597 on: Yesterday at 12:30:35 PM »
Quote from: gutlib on Yesterday at 09:18:55 AM
Most people write congrats, just because they don't know how to spell "CONGRAJULAYSHINS"
FTFY
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #1598 on: Yesterday at 05:50:40 PM »
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
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