Stuff Your Kid Tells You

[mevinyavin]

10YO: "Mommy, a baby is not like bread. You don't have to put him down instead of passing him!"
DW: "Maybe he'll be happy on the couch and Totty won't have to take him..." Touche!

[Thrifty]

8 y.o. son: A lot of kids in my class have electric pop its.  Can I get one?
Me: Sure!  You can either earn one (with a contest/chores etc.) or pay for it with your money.
He chooses to pay for it because he wants it ASAP.
Mom: Which one do you want?
Son: I want to buy the one I can afford.

[Definitions2]

8 y.o. son: A lot of kids in my class have electric pop its.  Can I get one?
Me: Sure!  You can either earn one (with a contest/chores etc.) or pay for it with your money.
He chooses to pay for it because he wants it ASAP.
Mom: Which one do you want?
Son: I want to buy the one I can afford.

Makes sense if his parent is thrifty

(Can someone please improve this post. I couldn't think of anything else)

[YitzyS]

8 y.o. son: A lot of kids in my class have electric pop its.  Can I get one?
Me: Sure!  You can either earn one (with a contest/chores etc.) or pay for it with your money.
He chooses to pay for it because he wants it ASAP.
Mom: Which one do you want?
Son: I want to buy the one I can afford.

I personally don't like those machines. You hear the popcorn popping but you don't get to eat it after.

[etech0]

I personally don't like those machines. You hear the popcorn popping but you don't get to eat it after.

They can't be as bad as these https://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-GKX69-Corn-Popper/dp/B07N4N6LDV

[YitzyS]

They can't be as bad as these https://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-GKX69-Corn-Popper/dp/B07N4N6LDV

Those are just plain annoying. But the electric pop it machine really sounds like a real popcorn machine. (Try it!)

[etech0]

Those are just plain annoying. But the electric pop it machine really sounds like a real popcorn machine. (Try it!)

Haven't seen them yet, they must still only be in Lakewood

[Yehudaa]

They can't be as bad as these https://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-GKX69-Corn-Popper/dp/B07N4N6LDV

+100

Someone gave my kids one of those. I let them use it for a bit, and then chucked it while they were sleeping one night. They never remembered that it existed, and life is quieter.

[lcm]

+100

Someone gave my kids one of those. I let them use it for a bit, and then chucked it while they were sleeping one night. They never remembered that it existed, and life is quieter.

Goes back to the rule that you may not buy noisy or messy gifts without parental consent

[etech0]

Goes back to the rule that you may not buy noisy or messy gifts without parental consent

Or things that take up a lot of space if the recipient lives in a small place.

[Just A Jew]

Goes back to the rule that you may not buy noisy or messy gifts without parental consent

My mother spent most of my childhood and part of my adult life ranting about her parents giving us noisy toys. As soon as she had grandkids, virtually every gift she's given is noisy. When called out, she smiles and says, "But now I'm a Bubby." Go ahead and argue...

[yitzgar]

Username checks out

Ftfy

[Euclid]

she smiles and says, "But now I'm a Bubby." Go ahead and argue...

Oh guess she's hard of hearing

[Just A Jew]

Oh guess she's hard of hearing

Maybe it's her way of creating the right environment for her bracha that one day I should have to deal with kids like me. Gotta make that keli...

[Yehuda57]

7YO asks what the rosemary chocolate filled cookies are, and 12YO explains, "You know that bar of chocolate that you like the blue and I like the red? That filling that's in the chocolate is inside this cookie."
Me, "Except this chocolate is much richer."
7YO, "Yeah? Then I want to see its house!"

[EliJelly]

Goes back to the rule that you may not buy noisy or messy gifts without parental consent

Karaoke mics I'm looking at you 

[Yehudaa]

"It's good to be the youngest in your class, because then you have more days left in your life."

-5 y/o

[Mordyk]

"It's good to be the youngest in your class, because then you have more days left in your life."

-5 y/o

My daughter says she hates being the youngest because she has to wait a whole year for her birthday

[Help]

“Can I please have more lizards from the Cholent?”
😂🤣

[BCL]

DW: What's going happen when we go to the doctor?
3 yo: The doctor is going to check my feelings.