It was a joke and I apologize if I offended you. Don't worry I don't take offense to the "dirt" comments on a Holy day.
Hey. While I am no emoji expert, but I figured that much (and would have even if you hadn’t put that emoji at the end).
I was just playing along with your joke, but you seemed to have taken things a bit seriously.
After all this thread title says it all, especially when one is aware of a competing thread that has the words “for non meshugeners” added.