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Title: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 18, 2012, 08:52:19 PM
AsherO's signatures archive (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=17729.0) inspired me to create a thread where we we can post any signatures of note (whether our own, or other people's) for posterity. :)

Post the signature, along with the name of the person whose signature it is/was. I'll go first with my current signature...

Sent from my phone's browser, which is way cooler than your phone's Tapatalk. -Moishebatchy
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mclovin on October 18, 2012, 09:13:46 PM
great idea. many times you want to comment on a sig but no good place. i love yours
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 18, 2012, 09:21:08 PM
great idea. many times you want to comment on a sig but no good place. i love yours

Thanks. :D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: L'Chaim on October 19, 2012, 09:22:56 AM
AsherO's signatures archive (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=17729.0) inspired me to create a thread where we we can post any signatures of note (whether our own, or other people's) for posterity. :)

Post the signature, along with the name of the person whose signature it is/was. I'll go first with my current signature...

Sent from my phone's browser, which is way cooler than your phone's Tapatalk. -Moishebatchy

Your signature actually made me try out my browser and sinds then I haven't used Tapatalk.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on October 19, 2012, 09:31:58 AM
Which reminds me that I really liked your signature so here goes:

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. -L'Chaim
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yaakov s on October 19, 2012, 09:33:57 AM
AsherO's signatures archive (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=17729.0) inspired me to create a thread where we we can post any signatures of note (whether our own, or other people's) for posterity. :)

Post the signature, along with the name of the person whose signature it is/was. I'll go first with my current signature...

Sent from my phone's browser, which is way cooler than your phone's Tapatalk. -Moishebatchy
What type of phone do you have? Used to be a breeze to post from my BB , with my new phone its a disaster.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: L'Chaim on October 20, 2012, 04:06:51 PM
Which reminds me that I really liked your signature so here goes:

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. -L'Chaim

Thanks :)

What type of phone do you have? Used to be a breeze to post from my BB , with my new phone its a disaster.

HTC One X, you?
Tapatalk always messed up the unread and with the big screen it's easy to see and read.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 20, 2012, 06:59:14 PM
What type of phone do you have? Used to be a breeze to post from my BB , with my new phone its a disaster.

LG P999 (a.k.a. T-Mobile G2x), an Android phone. Tapatalk was a waste of three bucks, IMHO.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on October 20, 2012, 09:00:00 PM
How fast a thread can derail off topic... Awesome!
Either way, "check out this cool website" - jewda.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 21, 2012, 03:54:25 AM
"check out this cool website" - jewda.

+1
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: L'Chaim on October 21, 2012, 12:04:10 PM
Your Ad Can Be Here! PM For Lowest Rates. -JEWDA
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: rots5 on October 21, 2012, 12:21:43 PM
@unclemoishy how true is ur ig, i used to use tapatal and its a copmplete waste, never know what is really unread,

and i love

If walking earned miles, I'd be in great shape. - chaikel
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 21, 2012, 12:43:55 PM
and i love

If walking earned miles, I'd be in great shape. - chaikel

+1

I like the fact that there are multiple ways to interpret that statement. :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mclovin on October 21, 2012, 02:06:41 PM
@unclemoishy how true is ur sig, i used to use tapatalk and its a complete waste, never know what is really unread,

and i love

If walking earned miles, I'd be in great shape. - chaikel
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yaakov s on October 21, 2012, 02:35:43 PM
Thanks :)

HTC One X, you?
Tapatalk always messed up the unread and with the big screen it's easy to see and read.
seeing and reading aren't the issue . It's when I'm trying to type and then I need to go back and edit a word the screen is flying all over the place , and I can't get the word I want to edit on  the screen it's flying to the side
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: L'Chaim on October 21, 2012, 03:21:38 PM
seeing and reading aren't the issue . It's when I'm trying to type and then I need to go back and edit a word the screen is flying all over the place , and I can't get the word I want to edit on  the screen it's flying to the side
That is indeed a problem. When I'm faced with that the big screen is very helpful as I can get the cursor where I want it with one touch, otherwise I just hold in landscape ane the whole text area fits neatly in the width of the screen and I can easily move the cursor without it flying to either side.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 21, 2012, 03:59:25 PM


Ummmmmm.... You realize you just quoted someone without actually typing anything, right?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mclovin on October 21, 2012, 04:01:31 PM
Ummmmmm.... You realize you just quoted someone without actually typing anything, right?
fixed some typos
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 21, 2012, 04:26:08 PM
fixed some typos

Well... then you forgot to add FTFY. :D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 21, 2012, 06:16:43 PM
Sent from my iPod Shuffle -Steven
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on October 21, 2012, 06:25:58 PM
67 PMs.................. -  Daniel
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: JEWDA on October 21, 2012, 06:31:46 PM
Your Ad Can Be Here! PM For Lowest Rates. -JEWDA
just saw this thread lol.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 21, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
67 PMs received this week that could've been posted publicly and you probably would've been answered -  Daniel

FTFY. Daniel is a completely different person (in fact, I just met him in a makolet the other day).
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: L'Chaim on October 21, 2012, 06:47:49 PM
A forum isn't a chat session. Please use full words and regular english. (http://bit.ly/Sw2KEv) - ChAiM'l
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on October 22, 2012, 04:47:43 PM
67 PMs.................. -  Daniel

Hes had that signature up for weeks...kinda crazy that every week hes getting 67 PMs that shouldve been posted  :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 22, 2012, 07:35:09 PM
Hes had that signature up for weeks...kinda crazy that every week hes getting 67 PMs that shouldve been posted  :)

LOL!
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on October 23, 2012, 06:41:13 PM
Greed Is Good ~ Meshugener.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: txtmax4 on October 24, 2012, 03:29:45 AM
lol
Wasn't that your signature as well at some point?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: JEWDA on October 24, 2012, 09:15:01 AM
Wasn't that your signature as well at some point?
Yup. Did you like it better?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on October 24, 2012, 06:41:53 PM
Fun is like life insurance: the older you get, the more it costs. -AsherO

Like! :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on October 25, 2012, 02:20:17 AM
Risk Is Rewarding - Meshugener
Pretty inspiring, IMHO.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on October 26, 2012, 10:20:19 AM
I only paid 15% by switching to dansdeals  - lfas25
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: JEWDA on October 27, 2012, 09:23:15 PM
if I you can't help me maybe I can help you
I'm just say'in©®  -- creditor
Title: Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: creditor on October 27, 2012, 11:26:15 PM
if I you can't help me maybe I can help you
I'm just say'in©®  -- creditor
+1:P
I actually just saw this thread for the first time

note: I'm just sayin, was on for a while but the helpme part I added now m'shum m'eisah s'haya
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on October 30, 2012, 06:35:31 PM
“ Ability has nothing to do with opportunity. ”
— Napoleon Bonaparte
Meshugener
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on November 04, 2012, 06:56:51 PM
"Fix unemployment" by voting for Obama and ensuring he has a job for next four years... :P -AsherO

Like!
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on December 05, 2012, 02:41:30 PM
Whats going on with WhyAich's sig?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on December 06, 2012, 02:50:11 AM
Whats going on with WhyAich's sig?

The HT for the LY winter sale went to "Joel". Apparently, people decided it was WhyAich, so he changed his signature to clarify that it wasn't him.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on December 06, 2012, 09:11:42 AM
Aha.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on December 17, 2012, 04:30:18 PM
Moishebatchy:
« Last Edit: Tomorrow at 12:34:56 pm by Moishebatchy »

Leaving all options open...
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on December 17, 2012, 07:13:52 PM
Leaving all options open...

ALOL! ;D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on December 26, 2012, 06:33:49 PM
"“If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms.” - Mike Ditka" -Shmelly

I'm sure it's comforting for cripples to know that at least they have their destiny sorted out. ;)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on January 08, 2013, 07:17:05 PM
@meshugener-  your sig leads to thread that has been deleted   :P :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 14, 2013, 09:04:31 PM
Lamdan:
    DD.com Main Site Deals 0 = DDF Loser

Hey! don't feel so bad, there's more to life than HTs from Dan.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Lamdan on January 14, 2013, 09:17:00 PM
Lamdan:
    DD.com Main Site Deals 0 = DDF Loser

Hey! don't feel so bad, there's more to life than HTs from Dan.
This coming from a DDF Loser :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 14, 2013, 09:24:51 PM
This coming from a DDF Loser :P
צרת רבים חצי נחמה
or according to an old Girsa found in an ancient manuscript:
צרת רבים נחמת שוטים
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: MarkS on January 14, 2013, 10:03:16 PM
I figure this fits in this thread :)
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2013/01/11/early-late-night-lew-signature.cnn
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on January 29, 2013, 10:11:47 AM
@Yuneeq...what happened??
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yuneeq on January 29, 2013, 10:19:51 AM
@Yuneeq...what happened??

Figured you would get annoyed eventually.  :P
Heres a replica though-

Welcome to the forums. If you need a/t please feel free to pm rots5. (http://bit.ly/Ws8FKw)

And my old one for extra credit-
Ironically, redundant signatures can be redundantly ironic.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on January 29, 2013, 10:29:12 AM
Figured you would get annoyed eventually.  :P

Nope.  It will take alot to annoy me...that was nothing :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yuneeq on January 29, 2013, 10:33:27 AM
Nope.  It will take alot to annoy me...that was nothing :P

If it makes you happy it did get 10 clicks  ;)
https://bitly.com/Ws8FKw+/global
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on January 29, 2013, 10:37:55 AM
If it makes you happy it did get 10 clicks  ;)
https://bitly.com/Ws8FKw+/global

It was probably all from rots5  ;D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: rots5 on January 29, 2013, 11:26:35 AM
It was probably all from rots5  ;D
lol. I loved it
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yuneeq on February 05, 2013, 04:06:40 PM
The craziness just won't end ;)
Here is whyME's signature-

"Welcome to the forums. If you need a/t please check yuneeq's signature."

We're up to 4 links in the signature chain:
whyME links to yuneeq
yuneeq links to mmerms (and rots)
mmerms links to rots
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on February 05, 2013, 04:20:20 PM
The craziness just won't end ;)
Here is whyME's signature-

"Welcome to the forums. If you need a/t please check yuneeq's signature."

We're up to 4 links in the signature chain:
whyME links to yuneeq
yuneeq links to mmerms (and rots)
mmerms links to rots

Look what I started  :)

HT: Chaikel (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=7463.msg396436#msg396436)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: rots5 on February 05, 2013, 04:20:52 PM
Look what I started  :)

HT: Chaikel

or me?!?! i am happy for everyone to pm for q's ;-)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on February 05, 2013, 04:22:28 PM
or me?!?! i am happy for everyone to pm for q's ;-)
But I started with the signature before you  :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: rots5 on February 05, 2013, 04:40:40 PM
But I started with the signature before you  :P
change ur darn location...ur a disgrace.....  :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yuneeq on February 24, 2013, 07:55:12 AM
change ur darn location...ur a disgrace.....  :P ;D ;D ;D

+1 change it already! :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: L'Chaim on February 28, 2013, 09:35:29 AM
PM me for Hertz 5 star, National Executive, and Sixt Platinum statuses.
*25 post minimum. (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?action=profile;u=209)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: L'Chaim on March 19, 2013, 04:24:58 PM
Meshugener: Live your life in such a way that when you wake up in the morning, Satan mumbles oh f***, he's awake
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Dan on March 19, 2013, 04:55:59 PM
Meshugener: Live your life in such a way that when you wake up in the morning, Satan mumbles oh f***, he's awake
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on March 19, 2013, 04:58:31 PM
Wow, he is becoming famous or is that infamous?  :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: DovtheBear on March 19, 2013, 05:17:53 PM
Wow, he is becoming famous or is that infamous?  :)
Looks like Famous, to me! :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on March 19, 2013, 10:09:08 PM
Wow! I'm really cool!
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: DovtheBear on March 20, 2013, 12:32:12 PM
Wow! I'm really cool!
+1
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on March 20, 2013, 03:52:02 PM
HelpMe ~ וְכִי יָגוּר אִתְּךָ גֵּר בְּאַרְצְכֶם לֹא תוֹנוּ אֹתוֹ, כְּאֶזְרָח מִכֶּם יִהְיֶה לָכֶם הַגֵּר הַגָּר אִתְּכֶם, וְאָהַבְתָּ לוֹ כָּמוֹך כִּי גֵרִים הֱיִיתֶם בְּאֶרֶץ מִצְרָיִם אֲנִי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵיכֶם
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on March 20, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
Any reason you had to put Yud Kei Vav Kei in there?! :o
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: sky121 on March 20, 2013, 07:04:25 PM
Any reason you had to put Yud Kei Vav Kei in there?! :o

Maybe he copy and pasted it?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on March 20, 2013, 07:11:19 PM
Maybe he copy and pasted it?

Doesn't take a lot of seichel to notice it. It shouldn't, at least.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on March 20, 2013, 08:57:46 PM
Any reason you had to put Yud Kei Vav Kei in there?! :o
Its copy/pasted.
What's the problem with that?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: DovtheBear on April 15, 2013, 10:37:14 PM
One day, your life will flash before your eyes; make sure its a show worth watching.-me
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on April 18, 2013, 07:49:11 PM
@moishebatchy...whats up with the new one?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on April 18, 2013, 08:10:56 PM
@moishebatchy...whats up with the new one?

What, you don't get it?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 18, 2013, 08:18:47 PM
What, you don't get it?
Must have taken forever to get 4000 posts on that ;D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on April 18, 2013, 08:27:30 PM
Must have taken forever to get 4000 posts on that ;D

ALOL!!!! ;D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 23, 2013, 09:01:15 AM
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -- Bill Cosby
                                                                                                                               -AJK

But the stupid ones don't take no advice.....
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on May 21, 2013, 03:17:49 AM
A passing car once threw a penny at me; I thought it was a joke... until I joined DDF -SamKey

Like! :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on May 21, 2013, 03:44:14 AM
A passing car once threw a penny at me; I thought it was a joke... until I joined DDF -SamKey

Like! :)
Thanks the car actually stopped 150 ft ahead to see what I'd do. Proudly I bent down and picked it up while they roared in laughter. Probably shouldn't have put the penny in the pushka though :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on May 21, 2013, 05:50:05 AM
Thanks the car actually stopped 150 ft ahead to see what I'd do. Proudly I bent down and picked it up while they roared in laughter. Probably shouldn't have put the penny in the pushka though :P

Why not?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on May 21, 2013, 08:02:57 AM
Why not?
you think they deserve zchusim for ridiculing such a holy practice of a holy religion? ;D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on May 21, 2013, 08:15:43 AM
you think they deserve zchusim for ridiculing such a holy practice of a holy religion? ;D

Trust me, they don't get the zechus.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on June 05, 2013, 03:10:08 AM
JJ ...?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on June 05, 2013, 07:10:03 AM
JJ ...?
 
Was wondering the same thing lol
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: rots5 on June 05, 2013, 07:11:15 AM
Was wondering the same thing lol
private joke.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on June 05, 2013, 07:19:40 AM
private joke.
lol so keep it in that thread of yours ;)
Thought maybe Cbs got ordained or something
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on June 05, 2013, 07:26:16 AM
lol so keep it in that thread of yours ;)
Thought maybe Cbs got ordained or something
You may just be right on that one, I was just confused why it's on jj's Sig, I mean I know they're friends and all...
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on June 05, 2013, 11:29:51 AM
And it's gone...
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on June 13, 2013, 12:22:05 PM
דע מה למעלה ממך, עין רואה ואוזן שומעת, וכל מעשיך בגוגל נכתבים


Achas V'achas
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on June 13, 2013, 12:27:00 PM
דע מה למעלה ממך, עין רואה ואוזן שומעת, וכל מעשיך בגוגל נכתבים


Achas V'achas
ROFL!
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on June 13, 2013, 12:28:52 PM
Love your sig  ;)
TY I actually shared yours with a few friends of mine (though i misattributed it to a מדרש פליאה)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: DovtheBear on June 13, 2013, 09:27:08 PM
דע מה למעלה ממך, עין רואה ואוזן שומעת, וכל מעשיך בגוגל נכתבים


Achas V'achas
NSA too.  >:(
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on June 13, 2013, 09:29:18 PM
NSA too.  >:(
Didn't want to get controversial :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: DovtheBear on June 13, 2013, 09:30:11 PM
Didn't want to get controversial :)
Yah. Just kidding.
You have my compliments as-is.  :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on June 18, 2013, 11:11:46 AM
+1, TY,  :) all count towards your post count. ;) ...and so does that one.
-CV

I guess this n00b loves getting on the regulars' nerves :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on June 18, 2013, 11:14:40 AM
+1, TY,  :) all count towards your post count. ;) ...and so does that one.
-CV

I guess this n00b loves getting on the regulars' nerves :P
Just trying to answer questions before they are asked.  :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: chaimmayer on June 18, 2013, 11:39:17 AM
TY I actually shared yours with a few friends of mine (though i misattributed it to a מדרש פליאה)
His sig is actually a repost from here
בשעה שאמר הקב"ה לי הכסף ולי הזהב באו ישראל ואמרו אני לדודי ודודי לי
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on June 18, 2013, 12:20:38 PM
His sig is actually a repost from here
Yes, that's what I said here:
Its from here: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=2321.msg21457#msg21457
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: chaimmayer on June 18, 2013, 05:40:39 PM
Yes, that's what I said here:
so you're saying that I did I a repost - oy!
Well at least it was not in a place I would expect to see it - the A/A thread :D.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on June 20, 2013, 08:20:28 PM
Before asking DDF, ask Google -jj1000


Brilliant! :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on June 23, 2013, 04:53:48 PM
I'm drowning in the muck of overzealous inexperience that has ransacked DDF.  ~  bem684
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: jj1000 on June 23, 2013, 11:29:30 PM
Before asking DDF, ask Google -jj1000


Brilliant! :)
Thanks, I improved it I think.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on June 24, 2013, 04:16:37 AM
Thanks, I improved it I think.

I liked the old one better.  :-\
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on June 27, 2013, 01:27:14 AM
Who ever thinks it is funny telling the n00bs I can waive the 25 post minimum, knock it off!  >:(
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Saver2000 on June 27, 2013, 02:06:48 AM
For those that don't know, CV's previous signature was "if your a n00b and have less than 25 posts,  you can pm me and I'll start the topic for you" . (Or something like that  :P )

What did you think was going to happen with a sig like that??
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on June 27, 2013, 02:17:13 AM
For those that don't know, CV's previous signature was "if your a n00b and have less than 25 posts,  you can pm me and I'll start the topic for you" . (Or something like that  :P )

What did you think was going to happen with a sig like that??
How would someone that joined last week know that was my sig a month ago? Besides that where does it say I can waive the 25 post min?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on June 27, 2013, 03:51:09 AM
How would someone that joined last week know that was my sig a month ago? Besides that where does it say I can waive the 25 post min?

Just because someone joined last week, it doesn't mean he hasn't been lurking for two months first without signing up.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: ChAiM'l on June 27, 2013, 04:20:20 AM
Besides that where does it say I can waive the 25 post min?

It doesn't, that's why they're called n00bs.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: hocker on June 28, 2013, 12:09:48 PM
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" - u-no-me

Well your friend definitely don't enjoy it :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 04, 2013, 02:34:15 PM
Any explanation on the latest from CV's pen?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: DovtheBear on July 04, 2013, 02:36:31 PM
Any explanation on the latest from CV's pen?
Hmmm.
Ask him?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 04, 2013, 03:21:20 PM
Hmmm.
Ask him?
Ok. CV Care to humor us? :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on July 05, 2013, 01:07:08 AM
Ok. CV Care to humor us? :P
Some will take offense to it.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on July 05, 2013, 06:35:29 AM
Some will take offense to it.
That's a great sig you got there  ;)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on July 05, 2013, 07:01:16 AM
That's a great sig you got there  ;)
Thanks! I am not sure but I think I seen it before.  :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 05, 2013, 09:32:21 AM
Thanks! I am not sure but I think I seen it before.  :)
Well what was that someone said about great minds? :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on July 10, 2013, 06:50:44 AM
Got a kick out of itsyehuda sig: "I'm moving to Poland."
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on August 07, 2013, 11:24:51 PM
@henche.... WOW! saved any for others?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Saver2000 on August 07, 2013, 11:33:42 PM
@henche.... WOW! saved any for others?
???
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Yordai Dooma on August 07, 2013, 11:38:46 PM
???
Look at henches signature
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Saver2000 on August 08, 2013, 12:13:49 AM
Look at henches signature
Saw it. He's had that for awhile already.
Anyways, I still don't get it.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: henche on August 08, 2013, 09:55:19 AM
No, I only had it for like 2 weeks since my brother emailed it to me.

It is an image of a guy taking the bar, I think.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on August 08, 2013, 11:31:43 AM
No, I only had it for like 2 weeks since my brother emailed it to me.

It is an image of a guy taking the bar, I think.
I guess we have different ideas as to the meaning of a bar  ;D
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Yordai Dooma on August 08, 2013, 05:11:17 PM
No, I only had it for like 2 weeks since my brother emailed it to me.

It is an image of a guy taking the bar, I think.
I see the bar on the bottom. But what is he holding in his hand?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Galitzyaner on August 09, 2013, 02:19:06 AM
Got a kick out of itsyehuda sig: "I'm moving to Poland."
I don't get it.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mmermss on August 09, 2013, 02:35:31 AM
I don't get it.
Where is CV from?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Galitzyaner on August 09, 2013, 02:35:17 PM
Where is CV from?
Of course, but I still don't get it.
It's all about CV?!
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on August 27, 2013, 01:06:14 AM
Of course, but I still don't get it.
It's all about CV?!
It is all about VR's being available on every corner.  :)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on November 06, 2013, 04:32:43 PM
@JJ I think Chaikel just summed up your whole shebang in his one line sig
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on November 06, 2013, 06:40:36 PM
@JJ I think Chaikel just summed up your whole shebang in his one line sig

Shebang?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on November 06, 2013, 06:44:39 PM
Shebang?
signature/location
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on November 06, 2013, 06:46:35 PM
signature/location

How so?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on November 06, 2013, 06:50:51 PM
How so?
If you post like it's your last post it would be well thought out and researched :o
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Moishebatchy on November 07, 2013, 02:59:00 AM
If you post like it's your last post it would be well thought out and researched :o

Aha.  ::)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: mclovin on November 07, 2013, 08:53:33 AM
If you post like it's your last post it would be well thought out and researched :o
on the other hand, if it is my last post I might not care what it looks like bec I won't need to post again
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on November 07, 2013, 09:22:25 AM
on the other hand, if it is my last post I might not care what it looks like bec I won't need to post again
LOL for some reason I don't think that's what he had in mind ::)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on December 19, 2013, 02:23:39 PM
So Dan finally upgraded from the 67 weekly PMs?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Dan on December 19, 2013, 02:27:44 PM
So Dan finally upgraded from the 67 weekly PMs?
Hasn't been that in quite some time.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on December 19, 2013, 02:28:01 PM
So Dan finally upgraded from the 67 weekly PMs?
Wow took you a while
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: good sam on January 13, 2014, 05:44:51 PM
Please don't quote posts in your signatures.  It's really annoying.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on January 13, 2014, 05:46:34 PM
Please don't quote posts in your signatures.  It's really annoying.
Put a fork in it.  :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on January 13, 2014, 06:19:27 PM
Please don't quote posts in your signatures.  It's really annoying.
Sam, your sig is annoying.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on January 13, 2014, 06:28:38 PM
Sam, your sig is annoying.
K fine....
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on January 13, 2014, 06:29:54 PM
Now? :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on January 13, 2014, 06:37:40 PM
Now? :P
Should I give you attention?
No, I'll not.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on January 13, 2014, 06:41:07 PM
You just did.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: meshugener on January 13, 2014, 06:42:37 PM
You just did.
you must be very smart
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CountValentine on January 13, 2014, 06:46:06 PM
Street smarts, yes.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: good sam on January 13, 2014, 07:43:38 PM
Quote
לייג עס אין אַרייַן אַ גאָפּל

My Yiddish is not great, feel free to correct.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 13, 2014, 07:45:47 PM
I believe לייג אַרייַן אַ גאָפּל אין דעם would be more correct.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: good sam on January 13, 2014, 07:47:19 PM
I believe לייג אַרייַן אַ גאָפּל אין דעם would be more correct.
Sounds good
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Freddie on January 13, 2014, 08:00:06 PM
I believe לייג אַרייַן אַ גאָפּל אין דעם would be more correct.

It's still not correct. The verb לייג is to place or to put. Unless you are placing the fork inside the cavity of a turkey, it makes no sense to לייג אַרייַן אַ גאָפּל in anything edible. If I told you to put the fork away in the drawer, I might say לייג אַרייַן but not for poking a fork into a piece of food to test whether it's done.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on January 13, 2014, 08:11:04 PM
Sounds good
I protest
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: churnbabychurn on January 15, 2014, 06:26:44 PM
It's still not correct. The verb לייג is to place or to put. Unless you are placing the fork inside the cavity of a turkey, it makes no sense to לייג אַרייַן אַ גאָפּל in anything edible. If I told you to put the fork away in the drawer, I might say לייג אַרייַן but not for poking a fork into a piece of food to test whether it's done.
it would be "leig a gepel in EM"  ;)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: good sam on January 15, 2014, 06:29:35 PM
It's still not correct. The verb לייג is to place or to put. Unless you are placing the fork inside the cavity of a turkey, it makes no sense to לייג אַרייַן אַ גאָפּל in anything edible. If I told you to put the fork away in the drawer, I might say לייג אַרייַן but not for poking a fork into a piece of food to test whether it's done.
שטורכען?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 30, 2014, 11:38:36 AM
Quote from: stbaum
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough ~Albert Einstein

Said the man who wrote a theory only 3 people were rumored to have understood :P
(If he said it that is... (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Albert_Einstein#If_you_can.27t_explain_it_simply.2C_you_don.27t_understand_it_well_enough))
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: SamKey on May 05, 2014, 08:45:57 AM
AJK-Respect.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: blerbz on January 31, 2015, 11:19:26 PM
Said the man who wrote a theory only 3 people were rumored to have understood
(If he said it that is... (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Albert_Einstein#If_you_can.27t_explain_it_simply.2C_you_don.27t_understand_it_well_enough))
put your signature in Google translate and it comes up with:
Walker, there is no path,
is made by walking.
By walking path becomes
??
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 31, 2015, 11:39:09 PM
I put your signature in Google translate and it comes up with:
Walker, there is no path,
is made by walking.
By walking path becomes

??
More accurately:
Wanderer, there is no path,
the past is made by walking.
Walking makes the path,
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: HolyNyc on February 01, 2015, 08:20:26 AM
put your signature in Google translate and it comes up with:
Walker, there is no path,
is made by walking.
By walking path becomes
??
1 second Google search = http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Antonio_Machado
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 03, 2015, 02:33:07 PM
Just updated mi signature. Due to limitations on space I couldn't put the whole quote:

“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of
work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to
do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting
one."

― Jerome K. Jerome
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: benjie1305 on February 03, 2015, 02:35:00 PM
Just updated mi signature. Due to limitations on space I couldn't put the whole quote:

“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of
work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to
do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting
one."

― Jerome K. Jerome

Reminds me of one of his other quotes.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 09, 2015, 09:14:09 PM
maxie m's sig:
Quote
Dumb people learn from their own mistakes, smart people, from the mistakes of others
The way I've always heard it is "Dumb people learn from their mistakes, smart people learn from the mistakes of dumb people".
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: benjie1305 on March 13, 2015, 09:50:42 AM
Wayfe's signature reminds me of the Mona Lisa. Haven't thought about her in a while..
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 13, 2015, 09:55:24 AM
Wayfe's signature reminds me of the Mona Lisa. Haven't thought about her in a while..
Quote (so I don't have to go searching for a post by him)?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: benjie1305 on March 13, 2015, 09:57:55 AM
Quote (so I don't have to go searching for a post by him)?

Quote
1.6180339887498948482
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: benjie1305 on March 18, 2015, 08:14:27 AM
CM's signature  ;D ;D



Quote
Don't buy from redcardresales!
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: 12HRS on March 18, 2015, 11:55:57 PM
dans signature in this (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=31.msg219325#msg219325) post.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: chaimmayer on March 27, 2015, 10:51:38 AM
I really like achas veachas's signature now for Pesach.  Is it original or a famous expression? 
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 27, 2015, 11:00:40 AM
I really like achas veachas's signature now for Pesach.  Is it original or a famous expression? 
Ummm it's in the Haggadah...
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: dealfinder85 on March 27, 2015, 11:03:56 AM
Ummm it's in the mishna...
FTFY
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 27, 2015, 11:06:09 AM
FTFY
Was going to write that but figured more people were familiar with the Haggadah.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: dealfinder85 on March 27, 2015, 11:07:06 AM
Was going to write that but figured more people were familiar with the Haggadah.
fair enough
although im sure many have made it to the end of the first perek in brachos either in mishnayos, or those who lasted with daf yomi for 11 days
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: chaimmayer on March 27, 2015, 11:49:51 AM
C'mon give me a little credit.  What I meant was that clearly you are not referring to the pshat but you are saying a drush that all your life you should work to bring moshiach.  I was just asking whose idea it is to say that drush?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 27, 2015, 11:51:59 AM
C'mon give me a little credit.  What I meant was that clearly you are not referring to the pshat but you are saying a drush that all your life you should work to bring moshiach.  I was just asking whose idea it is to say that drush?
Oh sorry.

IINM The Rebbe quoted it in the name of his father.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: moshe87 on March 27, 2015, 11:54:45 AM
C'mon give me a little credit.  What I meant was that clearly you are not referring to the pshat but you are saying a drush that all your life you should work to bring moshiach.  I was just asking whose idea it is to say that drush?

Thats how i learn pashat
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: chaimmayer on March 27, 2015, 11:55:29 AM
Ok.  I appreciate a good chap like that to fit it in the words and obviously while it should be the mission statement of every Jew it is very appropriate for a Lubavitcher.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: chaimmayer on March 27, 2015, 11:56:54 AM
Thats how i learn pashat
I am curious now how you learn pshat in the rest of the mishna.
What does ימי חייך - העולם הזה mean?  Enjoying gashmiyus?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 27, 2015, 12:05:04 PM
Thats how i learn pashat
:o
That's how you learn Pshat in the Mishnah?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: dealfinder85 on March 27, 2015, 12:06:50 PM
:o
That's how you learn Pshat in the Mishnah?
alol
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: moshe87 on March 27, 2015, 12:55:24 PM
Ok.  I appreciate a good chap like that to fit it in the words and obviously while it should be the mission statement of every Jew it is very appropriate for a Lubavitcher.

+100 :)

I am curious now how you learn pshat in the rest of the mishna.
What does ימי חייך - העולם הזה mean?  Enjoying gashmiyus?

Great Idea... now really loling
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 27, 2015, 08:25:31 PM
Found in an ancient manuscript:
Quote

י. כל הדברים האלו שדברנו בענין יו. פי. אס. כמר מדלי הם ודברים עמוקים הם אבל אינם כענין עומק פרק ראשון ושני וביאור כל אלו הדברים שבפרק שלישי ורביעי הוא הנקרא מעשה טשורנינ"ג וכך צוו החכמים הראשונים שאין דורשין בדברים האלו ברבים אלא לאדם אחד מודיעין דברים אלו ומלמדין אותן:

יא. ומה בין ענין מעשה טשורנינ"ג לענין מעשה יו. פי. אס. שענין מעשה יו. פי. אס. אפילו לאחד אין דורשים בו אא"כ היה חכם ומבין מדעתו ומלא כרסו פורומים ווויקיס מוסרין לו ראשי הפרקים וענין עשה טשורנינ"ג מלמדין אותו ליחיד אע"פ שאינו מבין  אותו מדעתו הנקרא נו"ב בלע"ז ומודיעים אותו כל מה שיכול לידע מדברים אלו ומלמדים אותו העיקר גדול לעשות חיפוש סרט"ש בלע"ז ולמה אין מלמדין אותו לרבים לפי שאין כל אדם יש לו דעת רחבה להשיג פירוש וביאור כל הדברים על בוריין:
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: doodle on April 28, 2015, 12:26:18 AM
Found in an ancient manuscript:
Quote

י. כל הדברים האלו שדברנו בענין יו. פי. אס. כמר מדלי הם ודברים עמוקים הם אבל אינם כענין עומק פרק ראשון ושני וביאור כל אלו הדברים שבפרק שלישי ורביעי הוא הנקרא מעשה טשורנינ"ג וכך צוו החכמים הראשונים שאין דורשין בדברים האלו ברבים אלא לאדם אחד מודיעין דברים אלו ומלמדין אותן:

יא. ומה בין ענין מעשה טשורנינ"ג לענין מעשה יו. פי. אס. שענין מעשה יו. פי. אס. אפילו לאחד אין דורשים בו אא"כ היה חכם ומבין מדעתו ומלא כרסו פורומים ווויקיס מוסרין לו ראשי הפרקים וענין עשה טשורנינ"ג מלמדין אותו ליחיד אע"פ שאינו מבין  אותו מדעתו הנקרא נו"ב בלע"ז ומודיעים אותו כל מה שיכול לידע מדברים אלו ומלמדים אותו העיקר גדול לעשות חיפוש סרט"ש בלע"ז ולמה אין מלמדין אותו לרבים לפי שאין כל אדם יש לו דעת רחבה להשיג פירוש וביאור כל הדברים על בוריין:
masterpiece !
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Freddie on April 28, 2015, 12:30:58 AM

י. כל הדברים האלו שדברנו בענין יו. פי. אס. כמר מדלי הם ודברים עמוקים הם אבל אינם כענין עומק פרק ראשון ושני וביאור כל אלו הדברים שבפרק שלישי ורביעי הוא הנקרא מעשה טשורנינ"ג וכך צוו החכמים הראשונים שאין דורשין בדברים האלו ברבים אלא לאדם אחד מודיעין דברים אלו ומלמדין אותן:

יא. ומה בין ענין מעשה טשורנינ"ג לענין מעשה יו. פי. אס. שענין מעשה יו. פי. אס. אפילו לאחד אין דורשים בו אא"כ היה חכם ומבין מדעתו ומלא כרסו פורומים ווויקיס מוסרין לו ראשי הפרקים וענין עשה טשורנינ"ג מלמדין אותו ליחיד אע"פ שאינו מבין  אותו מדעתו הנקרא נו"ב בלע"ז ומודיעים אותו כל מה שיכול לידע מדברים אלו ומלמדים אותו העיקר גדול לעשות חיפוש סרט"ש בלע"ז ולמה אין מלמדין אותו לרבים לפי שאין כל אדם יש לו דעת רחבה להשיג פירוש וביאור כל הדברים על בוריין:

Amazing.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: chaimmayer on April 28, 2015, 08:08:26 AM
ולצערנו יש כאלו שעושים כל מיני השתדליות כדי לקבל סוד זו דרך פ.מ. וצריכים לעמוד על המשמר כדי למנוע דבר זה ר״ל.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yitrap on April 28, 2015, 08:14:03 AM

Found in an ancient manuscript:
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י. כל הדברים האלו שדברנו בענין יו. פי. אס. כמר מדלי הם ודברים עמוקים הם אבל אינם כענין עומק פרק ראשון ושני וביאור כל אלו הדברים שבפרק שלישי ורביעי הוא הנקרא מעשה טשורנינ"ג וכך צוו החכמים הראשונים שאין דורשין בדברים האלו ברבים אלא לאדם אחד מודיעין דברים אלו ומלמדין אותן:

יא. ומה בין ענין מעשה טשורנינ"ג לענין מעשה יו. פי. אס. שענין מעשה יו. פי. אס. אפילו לאחד אין דורשים בו אא"כ היה חכם ומבין מדעתו ומלא כרסו פורומים ווויקיס מוסרין לו ראשי הפרקים וענין עשה טשורנינ"ג מלמדין אותו ליחיד אע"פ שאינו מבין  אותו מדעתו הנקרא נו"ב בלע"ז ומודיעים אותו כל מה שיכול לידע מדברים אלו ומלמדים אותו העיקר גדול לעשות חיפוש סרט"ש בלע"ז ולמה אין מלמדין אותו לרבים לפי שאין כל אדם יש לו דעת רחבה להשיג פירוש וביאור כל הדברים על בוריין:

+100000 very well written
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Marco Polo on April 30, 2015, 04:58:51 PM
Has Henche's signature been discussed already?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 30, 2015, 04:59:56 PM
Has Henche's signature been discussed already?
We tried but he was too high to comment...
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Marco Polo on April 30, 2015, 05:01:08 PM
We tried but he was too high to comment...
Got it.

I always though it was someone studying. Now that i actually took a closer look, i can't believe i missed it this whole time.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yitrap on April 30, 2015, 08:37:21 PM
Got it.

I always though it was someone studying. Now that i actually took a closer look, i can't believe i missed it this whole time.

ME TOO, I thought it was someone turning a page....
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Freddie on April 30, 2015, 11:12:45 PM
We tried but he was too high to comment...
It's a little pacman snorting cocaine through a straw? I haven't looked at it today but I thought he's using a magnifying glass to read a book. No?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yitrap on April 30, 2015, 11:14:18 PM
It's a little pacman snorting cocaine through a straw? I haven't looked at it today but I thought he's using a magnifying glass to read a book. No?

that.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Freddie on April 30, 2015, 11:15:36 PM
that.
How did I miss that all this time???
And what a nut? What kind of tzudreiter signature is that for a lawyer to have?
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yitrap on May 01, 2015, 12:26:39 AM
How did I miss that all this time???
And what a nut? What kind of tzudreiter signature is that for a lawyer to have?

How else do you think they put in all those hours...
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: CS91 on May 01, 2015, 12:29:42 AM
How else do you think they put in all those hours...

+1000

I know someone who had a partner pull out an 8 ball in front of him while he was a summer associate. (In the office, in the middle of the day.)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Freddie on May 02, 2015, 10:42:12 PM
http://www.sherv.net/snorting-emoticon-200.html

I might start using the "kush" one.
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: yitrap on May 03, 2015, 03:17:04 AM

http://www.sherv.net/snorting-emoticon-200.html

I might start using the "kush" one.

That would ruin my signature :( I'm definitely not changing mine to have anything to do with yours :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: TimT on September 21, 2015, 05:02:13 PM
Noturbizniss, what a signature
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting signatures thread
Post by: Alexsei on June 17, 2019, 04:52:20 PM
update ;)