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Title: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 01, 2013, 09:57:08 AM
I've been pretty fascinated with the world since I was young.  I love learning of all the countries, cities and places spread throughout our planet.
I took my first award flight at the age 13 heading off to Israel by myself to visit family. On the way home I flew business only because that's all that was available. It didn't even occur to me to WANT to fly business since it wasn't even within the realm of possibility.
 Or so I thought.

When I started following various bloggers online getting a lot more knowledge and information things took off from there (no pun intended). And while I do read other blogs and sites besides DansDeals it wasn't until I started reading DansDeals and joined the forums that I really dove head first into the "miles game".

By now I think all of us here can add to this list of ... "You might be a DDFer if..."


         I'll start....


                            You might be a DDFer if ... you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.

 
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: ashers on March 01, 2013, 10:04:52 AM
                            You might be a DDFer if ... you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
;D
Or if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Dan on March 01, 2013, 10:21:45 AM
...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes...

...You enjoy going to the pharmacy...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: DH Data Recovery on March 01, 2013, 10:36:56 AM
...You occasionally Take more than one flight a day.

...You fly like a millionaire but don't show any income 
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: DP7 on March 01, 2013, 10:43:05 AM

...You fly like a millionaire but don't show any income

or.... You show a million $ of income but don't pay for any flights
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 10:45:12 AM
......You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r.....
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: DH Data Recovery on March 01, 2013, 10:48:41 AM
You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Centurion on March 01, 2013, 10:55:17 AM
you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Dan on March 01, 2013, 10:56:17 AM
...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 10:59:22 AM
You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Name Changed on March 01, 2013, 11:03:47 AM
... You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 11:05:01 AM
You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka....
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Name Changed on March 01, 2013, 11:06:30 AM
... Your kids call CC's money
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Dan on March 01, 2013, 11:08:50 AM
...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 11:08:53 AM
Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card....
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Dan on March 01, 2013, 11:10:33 AM
...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 01, 2013, 11:14:20 AM
...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes...

Lol
... You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards

+1,000
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 01, 2013, 11:15:31 AM
...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: DP7 on March 01, 2013, 11:15:41 AM
...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: PlatinumGuy on March 01, 2013, 11:16:47 AM
...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
Like
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 11:16:55 AM
...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year...


+1
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 11:26:16 AM
You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: DP7 on March 01, 2013, 11:30:43 AM
You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases...

You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on March 01, 2013, 11:36:20 AM
When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 11:38:01 AM
When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I won't visit you in jail."
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on March 01, 2013, 11:38:56 AM

Depends who your friends and family are ;D
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Lou Bob on March 01, 2013, 11:46:06 AM
You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 11:46:54 AM
shhhhhhh
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: DP7 on March 01, 2013, 11:47:42 AM
shhhhhhh

+1
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Lou Bob on March 01, 2013, 11:51:02 AM
+1
should I delete my post? ;)
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 01, 2013, 11:52:39 AM
..you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate....
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Dan on March 01, 2013, 12:06:06 PM
...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: AsherO on March 01, 2013, 12:07:37 PM
...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does...
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Dan on March 01, 2013, 12:08:12 PM
...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does...
:D
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 01, 2013, 12:09:15 PM
...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does...

 :) ;) :D ;D

I think she still beats me all the time....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: good sam on March 01, 2013, 12:22:33 PM
Lol. I would say...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: Centurion on March 01, 2013, 12:48:13 PM
...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes...
+100
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: arie on March 01, 2013, 12:51:15 PM
You rummage in your wife's pocketbook every month to change her 'default' credit card.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: RoboJam on March 01, 2013, 12:59:51 PM
You rummage in your wife's pocketbook every month to change her 'default' credit card.
You rummage through your wallet for about 7 minutes trying figure out the best card  for your 119.95 purchase of a coffee maker in Kohls in quarter 3.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 01, 2013, 01:01:41 PM
...You run a cost-benefit analysis on whether to buy your camera on SPG for return/warranty protection or on GCs bought with Ink for 5ppd...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmermss on March 01, 2013, 01:04:38 PM
...You run a cost-benefit analysis on whether to buy your camera on SPG for return/warranty protection or on GCs bought with Ink for 5ppd...
Lol.
Being a ddfer comes with making hard choices.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: judahk88 on March 01, 2013, 01:13:50 PM
You rummage in your wife's pocketbook every month to change her 'default' credit card.
+1 I just tell her which card to use, but unfortunately she forgets alot of the time... Maybe I should just hide all the other cards.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SavingsBigtime on March 01, 2013, 01:16:55 PM
You offer to pay someone's bill in line in cvs and he pays u in cash!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on March 01, 2013, 01:26:50 PM
You can fill out a credit card application in 45 seconds flat.

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmermss on March 01, 2013, 01:29:23 PM
You offer to pay someone's bill in line in cvs anywhere and he pays u in cash!
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: arie on March 01, 2013, 01:32:48 PM
It eats you up that your relative/friend is using the same citi dividend card for the last eight years.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmermss on March 01, 2013, 01:35:15 PM
It eats you up that your relative/friend is using the same citi dividend card for the last eight years.

Or been paying for the platinum card (or any other card for that matter) and never asked for a retention bonus.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: arie on March 01, 2013, 01:41:27 PM
People ask you to tell them the next time elal has a $370 rt 'sale'
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SavingsBigtime on March 01, 2013, 01:46:56 PM
FTFY
+1 I was actually talking about this month 5* at drugstores , but good point
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: PlatinumGuy on March 01, 2013, 01:49:12 PM
You might be a DDFer if ... you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
Not a true DDF'r until you're not on speaking terms w relatives you refused to book tickets for...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: chff on March 01, 2013, 03:20:38 PM
..you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate....

How?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aj26 on March 01, 2013, 03:33:26 PM
You offer to pay someone's bill in line in cvs and he pays u in cash!
lol, i was at a grocery store and girl in front of me didn't have cash/card, only check. Teller said we don't take checks. I offered to pay with bcp and she wrote me a check. She made it seem like I was doing her a favor. ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: chff on March 01, 2013, 03:55:59 PM
lol, i was at a grocery store and girl in front of me didn't have cash/card, only check. Teller said we don't take checks. I offered to pay with bcp and she wrote me a check. She made it seem like I was doing her a favor. ;D

Hope it doesn't bounce
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DH Data Recovery on March 01, 2013, 05:19:41 PM
You have ppl saved in your phone as their ddf handle ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 01, 2013, 05:34:13 PM
Guilty!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: PlatinumGuy on March 01, 2013, 05:39:22 PM
....you know someone who calls himself meshugener...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on March 02, 2013, 01:16:56 PM
...you can recite the IRS code regarding miles/points verbatim

... your work is DDF  :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 02, 2013, 04:58:59 PM
...you can recite the IRS code regarding miles/points verbatim

... your work is DDF  :D
lol!! thats the real truth...

....not a real ddfer until u pull out a paper at checkout to see which cc to use...

...until your wife knows the song and dance of when a person at the shabb meal asks "which cc should i sign up for?"....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on March 02, 2013, 06:29:52 PM
These are great! Thanks OP and everyone else...

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 02, 2013, 06:33:50 PM
...when a guy says to all his friends in a very aggressive way "ya, well my father, met dan!" and all u can do is just laugh  ;)  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on March 02, 2013, 06:36:53 PM
...when a guy says to all his friends in a very aggressive way "ya, well my father, met dan!" and all u can do is just laugh  ;)  ;)
Way too funny!

...When you don't bother booking tickets anymore till the day of.

...When you build card towers out of credit cards, (SP as the base of course).

...When you've booked multiple hotel rooms for nights and don't stay in any of them.

...When you base your vacations on award availability.

...When your chavrusa knows there are coffee breaks and DDF breaks during seder.

...When your source on halacha/vaccines/politics/family issues etc. is from people you have never even met!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: judahk88 on March 02, 2013, 07:34:43 PM
What a great thread! I laughed at every one :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: churnbabychurn on March 02, 2013, 07:38:14 PM
Quote
... your work is DDF  :D
+2
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mow on March 02, 2013, 11:18:20 PM
.....when your kids toy breaks she wants to dispute it with Amex ...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DP7 on March 02, 2013, 11:24:09 PM
.....when your kids toy breaks she wants to dispute it with Amex ...

Haha
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: satturn on March 03, 2013, 03:22:53 AM
Airports have no names- only acronyms.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 03, 2013, 03:31:44 AM
....when ur mom joins ddf....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: real-brisker on March 03, 2013, 03:34:36 AM
When you wake up in the middle of the night to check "new unread topics"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Jkhein on March 03, 2013, 04:03:42 AM
when your wife knows she is not allowed to checkout on an online order before the husband comes to finalize it (with all kind of portals, coupons, shipping waiver shtick etc)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aj26 on March 03, 2013, 07:12:34 AM
when you have a box full of cc/empty gift cards you store for sentimental reasons
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: YOSEF on March 03, 2013, 08:30:47 AM
Airports have no names- only acronyms.
Cities have no names, only airport codes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on March 03, 2013, 09:27:11 AM
when you have a box full of cc/empty gift cards you store for sentimental reasons
lol +1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 03, 2013, 09:34:14 AM
when you have boxes full of cancelled cc you store for sentimental reasons
Ftfy  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmermss on March 03, 2013, 09:46:06 AM
when you have a box full of canceled cc you store for sentimental reasons your wallpaper in office one day (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=4458.msg48976#msg48976)
Ftfy  :)
FTFY  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: meshugener on March 03, 2013, 09:47:37 AM
....when the bank who's the mortgage provider for your new home is also the one who paid for 85% of the down payment.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 03, 2013, 10:06:59 AM
.... When you take your wife's pocketbook with you into the bathroom, to take care of business...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 03, 2013, 10:10:13 AM
.... When you take your wife's pocketbook with you into the bathroom, to take care of business...
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 03, 2013, 10:17:44 AM
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)

Take care of business on my s3 and need information from there (card numbers, routing numbers).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 03, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
...You are shocked when the mail comes and it doesn't include a billing statement...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ashers on March 03, 2013, 10:36:08 AM
...You are shocked when the mail comes and it doesn't include a billing statement...
You still get the paper version?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 03, 2013, 10:37:42 AM
You still get the paper version?
For tax reasons you should keep em for over 7 years. My accounts rarely last that long online.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: regalhome on March 03, 2013, 12:41:42 PM
your kids have more canceled credit cards to play with than real toys
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: moko on March 03, 2013, 02:05:01 PM
For tax reasons you should keep em for over 7 years. My accounts rarely last that long online.
i just download them i find it easier-all the pdf's in one folder
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wierdal832 on March 03, 2013, 02:11:36 PM
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)

+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 03, 2013, 02:35:14 PM
+1

Maybe I have this at home...
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=1548.msg23914#msg23914
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 03, 2013, 02:37:17 PM
i just download them i find it easier-all the pdf's in one folder
Oh well. Call me old-fashioned.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BAHayman on March 03, 2013, 02:45:03 PM
You still get the paper version?
For tax reasons you should keep em for over 7 years. My accounts rarely last that long online.
i just download them i find it easier-all the pdf's in one folder
I get the paper versions so that I remember to look it over. Then every couple of months I download the PDFs. :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 03, 2013, 02:49:31 PM
.... You are wishing that your life moves faster....

Amex payments every month, months since last AOR, Bluebird limit, statement should close already....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 03, 2013, 03:07:52 PM
...your sob stories never end....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Swizard210 on March 03, 2013, 04:53:19 PM
.....when your kids toy breaks she wants to dispute it with Amex ...
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Swizard210 on March 03, 2013, 04:57:51 PM
...when you're forced to make complicated and intricate spreadsheets just to keep track of all your credit cards/bank accounts, AoR, spending, etc...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: A European on March 03, 2013, 06:31:41 PM
...when you're forced to make complicated and intricate spreadsheets just to keep track of all your credit cards/bank accounts, AoR, spending, etc...
Or just use mint.com
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Jimbob on March 03, 2013, 11:12:55 PM
...You are shocked when the mail comes and it doesn't include a billing statement...

HAHA! I loved this! ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dirah on March 03, 2013, 11:32:15 PM
...when all your credit-card-less family and friends (Shluchim...) know that they are to contact you to make large purchases for them, instead of paying cash.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on March 04, 2013, 01:53:58 PM
...You have a social security number requirement on your shidduch resume (For prospective spouses {YW HelpMe}).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 04, 2013, 01:58:00 PM
...You have a social security number requirement on your shidduch resume.

+100

Can you imagine marrying someone with a bad credit score?
#thingsthatmakeyoushudder
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Name Changed on March 04, 2013, 02:09:46 PM
+100

Can you imagine marrying someone with a bad credit score?
#thingsthatmakeyoushudder
Or a non US Citizen
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 04, 2013, 02:12:58 PM
Or a non US Citizen

Well, depending on where they were from that could have it's advantages.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChAiM'l on March 04, 2013, 02:13:48 PM
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 04, 2013, 02:17:39 PM
Well, depending on where they were from that could have it's advantages.
+1 especially if she's dual
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: moko on March 04, 2013, 03:13:14 PM
....if u curse out cc companies for not allowing you to rip them off
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AsherO on March 04, 2013, 05:04:59 PM
You refer to airlines by their IATA designators, and use forum lingo with friends and relatives:

DDFer: "B6 is $25 cheaper than UA, but with UA we get plat bennies and earn EQMs"
DDFer's wife:  :o "I don't know what you're on about..."
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 04, 2013, 05:10:46 PM
You refer to airlines by their IATA designators, and use forum lingo with friends and relatives:

DDFer: "B6 is $25 cheaper than UA, but with UA we get plat bennies and earn EQMs"
DDFer's wife:  :o "I don't know what you're on about..." but if you go dl in f wll earm more for palt MQM

now ur a real ddfer family!

fixed it up a bit   ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 04, 2013, 05:13:36 PM
Meh. Not my wife!
On the plus side thank Gd my wife isn't a DDFer...we'd never see each other in real life.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 04, 2013, 05:16:06 PM
Meh. Not my wife!
On the plus side thank Gd my wife isn't a DDFer...we'd never see each other in real life.
ur right, didnt mean on ddf persay, but a ddf family as in streetsmarts...as in saving money wise
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 04, 2013, 05:19:55 PM
Meh. Not my wife!
On the plus side thank Gd my wife isn't a DDFer...we'd never see each other in real life.

How much does your wife know about CC's and airlines and all that?  Do you talk to her about "work" ?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 04, 2013, 05:30:00 PM
She knows the gist of it, but doesn't care for the minutiae.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 04, 2013, 05:31:08 PM
She knows the gist of it, but doesn't care for the minutiae.
and thats what i mean!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 04, 2013, 05:32:25 PM
but doesn't care for the minutiae.

With you for a husband, no one can blaim her.  :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dirah on March 04, 2013, 05:49:44 PM
... you have 20 twitter accounts but don't check them at all, besides for your twenty-first account which is used exclusively to keep track of glitches.

… you have lost track of all the dots and pluses in your Gmail address.

… Thanksgiving is celebrated as a day to give thanks to American Express for their abundant goodness.

… your vision of a robust business plan is IB>VR>BB>ATM>IB, and the national rate of inflation is controlled by SPG and HH.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: RoboJam on March 04, 2013, 06:10:07 PM
She knows the gist of it, but doesn't care for the minutiae.
By "gist" you mean, she enjoys the free trips 5 times a year??  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dirah on March 04, 2013, 06:14:14 PM
DDF Economics...explained with 2 cows.
You have no cows and no milk.
You acquire the rights to four cows, although your CR states that you only got one.
You generously share your rights to the four cows with five AU’s.
You open up shop, quickly specializing in the skim variety.
In the first month, the cows easily produces a lot of milk.
As the supply quickly dwindles, you squeeze out every drop you can with SM’s, HUCA’s, and RB’s.
If you are feeling particularly generous, you feed the cows a bit of VR, GC and FAR.
You eventually get hit with an AF, at which point you give up the cows.
You’re left with no cows and lots of milk.
You start churning butter.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 04, 2013, 06:19:25 PM
DDF Economics...explained with 2 cows.
You have no cows and no milk.
You acquire the rights to four cows, although your CR states that you only got one.
You generously share your rights to the four cows with five AU’s.
You open up shop, quickly specializing in the skim variety.
In the first month, the cows easily produces a lot of milk.
As the supply quickly dwindles, you squeeze out every drop you can with SM’s, HUCA’s, and RB’s.
If you are feeling particularly generous, you feed the cows a bit of VR, GC and FAR.
You eventually get hit with an AF, at which point you give up the cows.
You’re left with no cows and lots of milk.
You start churning butter.
very good!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on March 04, 2013, 06:19:35 PM
... you have 20 twitter accounts but don't check them at all, besides for your twenty-first account which is used exclusively to keep track of glitches.

… you have lost track of all the dots and pluses in your Gmail address.

… Thanksgiving is celebrated as a day to give thanks to American Express for their abundant goodness.

… your vision of a robust business plan is IB>VR>BB>ATM>IB, and the national rate of inflation is controlled by SPG and HH.
:D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: good sam on March 04, 2013, 06:21:41 PM
...you net $260 on SBS and feel strangely patriotic
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on March 04, 2013, 07:31:40 PM
Meh. Not my wife!
On the plus side thank Gd my wife isn't a DDFer...we'd never see each other in real life.
At least now, she gets to see you[r back]!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MosheP on March 04, 2013, 07:34:19 PM
........ if you can rattle off SSN, birthday, address, and all other personal information for yourself, your spouse, your parents, in-laws, grandparents, cousins and some close friends.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Mordy2 on March 04, 2013, 07:45:19 PM
very good!

+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: smurf on March 04, 2013, 08:04:17 PM
........ if you can rattle off SSN, birthday, address, and all other personal information for yourself, your spouse, your parents, in-laws, grandparents, cousins and some close friends.
and all that before the csr even says "hello thank you for...."
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Jkhein on March 05, 2013, 01:57:21 PM
You don't flip out when you are told your luggage was delayed.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 05, 2013, 01:57:59 PM
...you're actually excited when things don't go 100% smooth when flying...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on March 05, 2013, 02:05:55 PM
...you're actually excited when things don't go 100% smooth when flying...
Lol!!! So true! Got to add and anything wrong with a hotel.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Jkhein on March 05, 2013, 02:11:02 PM
You don't flip out when you are told your luggage was delayed.
...you're actually excited when things don't go 100% smooth when flying...
hmm...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 05, 2013, 02:55:56 PM
Lol!!! So true! Got to add and anything wrong with a hotel.
yups. So true  ;)  its like that one time a friend of mine found a spider in his cup of water - got free meals for 2.5 weeks!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: whYME on March 05, 2013, 11:41:09 PM
...you've referred to a vacation in <city name> as a DO in <airport code>.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MosheP on March 06, 2013, 01:07:32 PM
..... The numbers 4420 6203 mean something special to you......

... If Vanilla is much much more then an ice cream flavor...

.... You spend more time at your local CVS than you do at home
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wierdal832 on March 06, 2013, 01:33:57 PM
..... The numbers 4420 6203 mean something special to you......

... If Vanilla is much much more then an ice cream flavor...

.... You spend more time at your local CVS than you do at home

does it take u that long on cvs?  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Squasher on March 06, 2013, 02:02:29 PM
You can easily pull the name, age, grade, class teacher, and recent test result of every child of any csr in the chase reconsideration dept.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 06, 2013, 02:03:52 PM
When u finish with a csr and before they have a chance you say, "and no, there's nothing else that you can help me today with".....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MosheP on March 06, 2013, 02:11:09 PM
..... You press 1 to take the survey and never do
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 06, 2013, 02:13:42 PM
..... You press 1 to take the survey and never do
i always think they'll be nicer to us if u select it
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mickeyg on March 06, 2013, 03:04:57 PM
....you leave in the middle of a work day for a chance to eat lunch with Dan
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 06, 2013, 03:14:36 PM
....you leave in the middle of a work day for a chance to eat lunch with Dan

Like!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on March 06, 2013, 05:34:22 PM
Like!
Have you done this before?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mickeyg on March 06, 2013, 06:06:18 PM
Have you done this before?
Is this question for me or sky?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on March 06, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
Is this question for me or sky?
Sky. It should probably end with a :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Mimi K. on March 06, 2013, 06:19:54 PM
....you leave in the middle of a work day for a chance to eat lunch with Dan
You are obviously not making enough from your miles!  ;) ;)  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mickeyg on March 06, 2013, 06:40:07 PM
You are obviously not making enough from your miles!  ;) ;)  :P

Clearly not...but I accept donations 😉
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on March 07, 2013, 08:03:43 AM
...You cringe everytime you see someone pull out an amex green card
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yuneeq on March 07, 2013, 08:50:20 AM
...You faint everytime you see someone pull out an crapital one card

FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 07, 2013, 08:50:54 AM
Have you done this before?

Nope - just happy someone else has :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aj26 on March 07, 2013, 10:11:26 AM
...you have hidden stashes of VRs at CVS's all over town
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MosheP on March 07, 2013, 10:13:12 AM
...you have hidden stashes of VRs at CVS's all over town


I always look for stashes at CVS when I go. Where does everyone stash them?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 07, 2013, 11:48:09 AM

I always look for stashes at CVS when I go. Where does everyone stash them?
forsure aint in lkwd!  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: HelpMe on March 07, 2013, 03:39:18 PM
...you don't have a job!  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: judahk88 on March 07, 2013, 03:43:56 PM
...you don't have a job!  :)
Speak for yourself  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: HelpMe on March 07, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
Speak for yourself  ;)
Just going by what many have told me.  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on March 07, 2013, 04:25:49 PM
...When you HUCA more than you HOOKAH
(or when you HUCA in the Sukkah)

...When you "SM" more than you "SMS"

...When you 2BM more than you learn in the BM (ok this one was weak lol)

...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill herself




Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 07, 2013, 04:27:00 PM
...When you HUCA more than you HOOKAH

...When you "SM" more than you "SMS"

...When you 2BM more than you learn in the BM (ok this one is true, this WEEK lol) soif zman

...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill herself

tweaked it up a bit
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: good sam on March 07, 2013, 05:00:19 PM


...When you 2BM more than you learn in the BM (ok this one was weak lol)

The best of the lot I think  :-*
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: judahk88 on March 07, 2013, 05:04:58 PM
  :-*
Not so sure if this was the appropriate context  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: good sam on March 07, 2013, 05:19:59 PM
Not so sure if this was the appropriate context  ;)
Yeah, its getting late
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: judahk88 on March 07, 2013, 05:25:52 PM
Yeah, its getting late
Still 6 1/2 hours left in the day plenty of time.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dirah on March 07, 2013, 05:28:07 PM
...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill herself
That's not who she wants to kill....
Don't delude yourself....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmermss on March 07, 2013, 05:52:30 PM
...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill herself you for talking about it everywhere you go.
FTFY  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: chaimmayer on March 07, 2013, 08:23:16 PM

...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill Dan
how's that for ftfy?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 07, 2013, 08:23:53 PM
What's with all the hating wives?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmermss on March 07, 2013, 08:25:45 PM
What's with all the hating wives?
Ask them... :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dirah on March 07, 2013, 08:30:25 PM
What's with all the hating wives?
Its a love-hate relationship.
They hate DDF, but love flying around the world for free.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: HelpMe on March 08, 2013, 12:38:55 AM
What's with all the hating wives?
Not sure. DW even helps out buying GC/VR's.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ganizzy on March 08, 2013, 12:59:46 AM
What's with all the hating wives?

by me, its my husband rolling his eyes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on March 08, 2013, 02:28:24 AM
Not sure. DW even helps out buying GC/VR's.
+1
Although the fact that I'm based out of the country negates GC/VRs, but she helps with whatever DDF thing I happen to be doing
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on March 08, 2013, 08:00:49 AM
All you with the helpful wives.

Ah, mine signed up recently for 2! worthless cards without knowing what she's doing, didn't even know she's signing up for a credit card. Ruining her credit with all these stupid pulls. She still wants the money though.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 08, 2013, 08:12:11 AM
All you with the helpful wives.

Ah, mine signed up recently for 2! worthless cards without knowing what she's doing, didn't even know she's signing up for a credit card. Ruining her credit with all these stupid pulls. She still wants the money though.

Ouch. You sound mad. Maybe it's about time there was a DO for woman that included the basics.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on March 08, 2013, 08:14:34 AM
Ouch. You sound mad. Maybe it's about time there was a DO for woman that included the basics.
Or a seminar if Dan wasn't so sexist with his separate events  ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Squasher on March 08, 2013, 09:01:07 AM
The only reason you go to the bank is for singles for the pushke.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: HelpMe on March 08, 2013, 10:29:11 AM
Or a seminar if Dan wasn't so sexist with his separate events  ::)
This was a joke.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on March 12, 2013, 01:35:04 PM
You can access the lounge with a the listed reasons
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: CountValentine on March 12, 2013, 05:48:44 PM
When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
That would belong in the "You might be a FWFer if ...) thread.  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on March 12, 2013, 05:54:44 PM
That would belong in the "You might be a FWFer if ...) thread.  ;)
FWF? anybody?
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: CountValentine on March 12, 2013, 05:58:44 PM
FWF? anybody?
FatWalletFinance
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: rots5 on March 12, 2013, 05:59:47 PM
FatWalletFinance
Fat Wallet Finance?! Anyone?!
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on March 12, 2013, 06:00:38 PM
FatWalletFinance
I guess you didn't hang around DDF long enough, even if you think your posts show it.
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: CountValentine on March 12, 2013, 06:01:57 PM
I guess you didn't hang around DDF long enough, even if you think your posts show it.
Sorry, just here to learn.
Title: Re: You might be a ddfer if...
Post by: meshugener on March 12, 2013, 06:03:55 PM
Fat Wallet Finance?! Anyone?!
alol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moishebatchy on March 29, 2013, 07:11:29 PM
...the genre of movies you like to watch it is best described as "whatever LX/LH/UA/CX/SQ/etc. has in their VOD selection". ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: noturbizniss on April 17, 2013, 01:10:13 PM
...you agree with a friend while having a conversation and your first thought is not to say I agree but "+1"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DP7 on April 21, 2013, 03:36:46 PM
...you agree with a friend while having a conversation and your first thought is not to say I agree but "+1"

+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on May 07, 2013, 03:59:46 PM
Tapatalk is the most/only used app you have.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bem684 on May 07, 2013, 05:14:15 PM
... somebody asked you if you liked hookah, and you told them you'd rather be approved on the first call.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Marco Polo on May 07, 2013, 05:21:59 PM
... somebody asked you if you liked hookah, and you told them you'd rather be approved on the first call.
Don't you mean instant approval?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bem684 on May 07, 2013, 05:54:09 PM
Don't you mean instant approval?

Touché
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moishebatchy on May 08, 2013, 05:12:18 AM
Don't you mean instant approval?

Nah, where's the fun in that? ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Marco Polo on May 08, 2013, 08:44:16 AM
Nah, where's the fun in that? ;D
Thrill of the chase...

Pun intended.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chgr50 on May 09, 2013, 07:58:38 PM
I can't stop laughing after reading this post!!
I see that I'm not the only crazy one out there a DDFer addict.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on May 09, 2013, 08:04:54 PM
 :o
I can't stop laughing after reading this post!!
I see that I'm not the only crazy one out there a DDFer addict.
:o
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bem684 on May 10, 2013, 12:37:50 PM
You might be a DDFer if..... your banker wonders what happened to "that guy with the $1 coins"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 10, 2013, 04:50:18 PM
...the mere mention of the word 'ethical' is enough to give you high blood pressure.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on May 10, 2013, 04:51:50 PM
...the mere mention of the word 'ethical' is enough to give you high blood pressure.

I'm a ddfer and my blood pressure is just fine.

Most people just don't want to be honest with THEMSELVES.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 10, 2013, 04:58:18 PM
It didn't come across the way I meant it. It was a reference to the 'ethics' thread, and how everyone suddenly walks on eggshells when the topic is brought up anywhere else.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DH Data Recovery on May 10, 2013, 05:28:00 PM
... for a couple of months you do all your shopping at pharmacies, or gas stations
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on May 10, 2013, 05:33:05 PM
...the mere mention of the word 'ethical' brings a smile to your face.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on May 10, 2013, 05:34:08 PM
...you are called a "young grasshopper".
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 10, 2013, 06:14:22 PM
...you are called a "young grasshopper".
Quote from: Numbers 13:33
There we saw the giants... In our eyes, we seemed like grasshoppers, and so we were in their eyes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DH Data Recovery on May 10, 2013, 06:56:11 PM
So the real flaw is feeling like a grasshopper, not being a grasshopper.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 10, 2013, 07:20:58 PM
So the real flaw is feeling like a grasshopper, not being a grasshopper.
Feeling like a grasshopper will cause others to see you as a grasshopper...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DH Data Recovery on May 10, 2013, 07:26:06 PM
Exactly! When in truth perhaps you really aren't a grasshopper at all...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on May 10, 2013, 07:29:30 PM
Should I check with Master Po about all this grasshopper stuff?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ari101 on May 22, 2013, 04:37:34 PM
your cc this month will have load of .01 charges
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Marco Polo on May 22, 2013, 04:37:56 PM
your cc this month will have load of .01 charges
+.01
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on May 22, 2013, 11:23:21 PM
your cc this month will have load of .01 charges
And then ask on DDF why he got A/A'ed.

Title: Re: You might be a new DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on May 22, 2013, 11:25:08 PM
And then start a thread  on DDF asking why he got A/A'ed.
FTFY  ;)



(p.s. see my Subject line)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Centro on May 23, 2013, 12:42:41 AM
..you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate....
Please explain, thanks!! ( I went through the entire thread to see if it was explained but it's not ).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on May 23, 2013, 12:43:20 AM
Please explain, thanks!! ( I went through the entire thread to see if it was explained but it's not ).

Use your CC to buy Gas cards. Earn points but still pay the Cash rate as gift cards are considered cash.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Centro on May 23, 2013, 12:51:19 AM
Use your CC to buy Gas cards. Earn points but still pay the Cash rate as gift cards are considered cash.
Thanks!
I'm just not sure what the catch is,
Is it that you save the difference btw the cash price and the cc price and you Still earn points by buying those gas cards?, or is it that with some cards you earn more by buying these gas cards?
Thanks.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on May 23, 2013, 12:54:02 AM
Thanks!
I'm just not sure what the catch is,
Is it that you save the difference btw the cash price and the cc price and you Still earn points by buying those gas cards?, or is it that with some cards you earn more by buying these gas cards?
Thanks.
Both and some you even get 10 cents off the cash price :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Centro on May 23, 2013, 01:08:42 AM
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=26487.0
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on May 23, 2013, 04:46:11 AM
@Dov LMAO!
You might be a DDFer if when your chavrusa says a chiddush you respond "Link?" (I caught myself a couple of times!)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 23, 2013, 07:18:16 AM
Out if he says a Gut Vort you respond with a +1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Steven on May 23, 2013, 07:39:44 AM
Out if he says a Gut Vort you respond with a +1
+1 (sorry, corny but i couldn't resist)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on May 23, 2013, 10:52:10 AM
... somebody asked you if you liked hookah, and you told them you'd rather be approved on the first call.

Even though this joke was already mentioned, you phrased it the best.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bem684 on May 23, 2013, 10:55:05 AM
Even though this joke was already mentioned, you phrased it the best.

oops :)  I have a TLDR policy for threads that don't increase my chances of making/saving money or earning points lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on May 23, 2013, 07:28:44 PM
@Dov LMAO!
You might be a DDFer if when your chavrusa says a chiddush you respond "Link?" (I caught myself a couple of times!)
;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on May 24, 2013, 03:22:24 PM
@Dov LMAO!
Glad someone is loosing weight. Though i'd rather it were me.  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: hocker on May 25, 2013, 07:23:36 PM
If you have JS folder for emails.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on May 25, 2013, 07:29:07 PM
If you have JS folder for emails.
can we take a poll?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: hocker on June 05, 2013, 09:21:16 AM
If every so often you find yourself hitting alt+s to send an email.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on June 05, 2013, 09:34:19 AM
If you know multiple SS#'s on the tip of your tounge.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bem684 on June 05, 2013, 09:38:17 AM
If you call Chase more than you call your mother.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on June 05, 2013, 09:41:28 AM
If you call Chase more than you call your mother.
lol, along the same line.

You never forget a credit card due date, birthdays and anniversary not so much.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on June 05, 2013, 01:18:39 PM
A bit nuts. But i enjoy calling reps. Its def fun!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on June 05, 2013, 01:27:38 PM
A bit nuts. But i enjoy calling reps. Its def fun!
Can you do mine? I hate it!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on June 05, 2013, 01:28:33 PM
Can you do mine? I hate it!
did u say 20%

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on June 05, 2013, 01:30:33 PM
did u say 20%
I should pay tou for your thrill? You should pay me :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on June 05, 2013, 01:35:06 PM
I should pay tou for your thrill? You should pay me :P
a typical jewish costumer. always think the worker should pay bec he enjoys his job...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on June 05, 2013, 01:39:29 PM
A bit nuts. But i enjoy calling reps. Its def fun!
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on June 05, 2013, 09:22:21 PM
A bit nuts. But i enjoy calling reps. Its def fun!
+.5
Sometimes
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on June 05, 2013, 11:30:29 PM
+.5
Sometimes
just wait until you start calling about 3-4 BMs! ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: smurf on June 06, 2013, 01:33:25 AM
If every so often you find yourself hitting alt+s to send an email.
How else do you send emails?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on June 06, 2013, 01:36:54 AM
...you love jumping on n00b’s for starting new threads.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: smurf on June 06, 2013, 01:40:41 AM
You stay up late at night, just to beat CV at LMS
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: chucksterace on June 06, 2013, 03:22:12 AM
You stay up late at night, just to beat CV at LMS

ALOL.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on June 09, 2013, 10:51:10 PM
just wait until you start calling about 3-4 BMs! ;)
I am!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: meshugener on August 15, 2013, 10:48:36 PM
From Gary:

… you hear the words “mile a minute” and
find yourself pondering the concept of
earning bonus miles as a function of time.
… you answer the question, “How many
miles per gallon do you get?” with “It
depends on what credit card I use.”
… you unthinkingly ask your non-frequent
flyer friend why she is taking the nonstop
flight to London instead of the connection
through Syracuse.
… one half of your brain keeps trying to
calculate the cost/mile value of a mileage
run against a baseline of a $24.98 SFO-CDG
ticket, leading to a temporary conclusion that
a $507 JFK-SIN trip is “expensive”.
… you criticize your spouse for not spending
enough (“doing your share”) on the credit
card last month.
… you see a lone shopper in the grocery
store place a box of Nutrigrain bars in his
cart — and you have to bite your toungue not
to ask him if he will be using the 100 miles on
the box.
… your teen learns that the best way to ask
for something is “It’s on sale, and you’ll still
earn miles for it!”
… when all your friends are in debt to you
because you always pick up the check at
lunch.
… one of the first things you do with the
person you are training is to go over the
airlines and routes out of their local airport,
and which mileage programs will work best
for them.
… when you have not only YOUR frequent
flier and credit card numbers memorized,
but also the numbers for family and friends
that you book travel for.
… you know all your mileage balances within
50 miles, but can’t remember your phone
number.
… even though the “low fuel” light on your
dashboard has been on all day, you drive
past half a dozen gas stations and ten extra
miles to the Shell that takes Diners Club.
… the only thing you use Excel for is tracking
miles, and you write to Microsoft asking them
to include class-of-service bonus
spreadsheet function to the next version of
Office.
… you walk into a meeting at the office and
people ask, “So where did you go LAST
weekend?”
… you buy flowers for your wife so you will
get your [shopping promotion] partner.
What’s worse is when she asks you if the
florist is a partner.
… a loved one passes away and you think
that the funeral home accepting your miles-
earning credit card mitigates your loss.
… you book an international trip because you
don’t want to waste a Systemwide Upgrade
domestically.
… you plan day trips to cities you find boring
just because there’s a websaver and you can
get free booze in the lounge
… you get a big goofy smile when you hear
“Rhapsody in Blue”




I don't understand ALL the jokes, but thought some night be funny.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: smart brit on August 16, 2013, 12:03:57 AM
Absolutely hilarious! ROFL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AsherO on August 16, 2013, 09:14:14 AM
...When you show up at a branch and give a banker your SSN (to look up your accts), his eyes grow wide as he exclaims "wow, you have A LOT of accounts with us!".

(Happened to me this week)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on August 16, 2013, 09:17:43 AM
...When you show up at a branch and give a banker your SSN (to look up your accts), his eyes grow wide as he exclaims "wow, you have A LOT of accounts with us!".

(Happened to me this week)
Lol. I had "do you know how many UR points you have?"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on August 16, 2013, 10:53:19 AM
Lol. I had "do you know how many UR points you have?"
How many?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on August 16, 2013, 11:19:46 AM
How many?
Childs play for most people here, but probably a lot more than the average 20yr old
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on August 16, 2013, 12:55:50 PM
Childs play for most people here, but probably a lot more than the average 20yr old
Sorry you ain't 20 :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moishebatchy on August 16, 2013, 01:58:54 PM
Childs play for most people here, but probably a lot more than the average 20yr old

You're 20 years old? ???
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on August 16, 2013, 02:14:01 PM
You're 20 years old? ???
Sorry you ain't 20 :P
probably meant 20's.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on August 17, 2013, 01:33:18 PM
probably meant 20's.
+1, but FTR, this didn't happen this year
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on August 17, 2013, 04:18:30 PM
+1, but FTR, this didn't happen this year
and im sure it didnt happen when u were 20 either :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moishebatchy on August 24, 2013, 09:23:24 PM
...you're saying Parshas Vayishlach tonight (a segulah to say on Motzei Shabbos before traveling) because you are IY"H flying to Israel this week, yet you have no ticket yet, or even anything on hold.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on August 24, 2013, 09:33:15 PM
...you're saying Parshas Vayishlach tonight (a segulah to say on Motzei Shabbos before traveling) because you are IY"H flying to Israel this week, yet you have no ticket yet, or even anything on hold.
So kol bseder?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moishebatchy on August 25, 2013, 12:50:52 AM
So kol bseder?

Yeah, B"H. But what true DDFer makes a ticket so far in advance?! :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on August 25, 2013, 08:29:52 AM
...you have to inject religion into every thread.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dirah on August 25, 2013, 08:34:56 AM
...you have to inject religion into every thread.
...And can't mention religion without discussing morals.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on August 25, 2013, 09:01:55 AM
...you have to inject religion into every thread.
...And can't mention religion without discussing morals.
...and think religion and ethics are the same thing.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dirah on August 25, 2013, 09:04:29 AM
...and think religion and ethics are the same thing.
So, that means you are still a TzuGekummene.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on August 25, 2013, 09:11:00 AM
...you need to use Google for every thread.  >:(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on August 25, 2013, 09:11:37 AM
...even Google does not help.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on August 25, 2013, 09:12:07 AM
...and think religion and ethics are the same thing.
what's that gotta do with DDF?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on August 25, 2013, 09:15:33 AM
...you ask questions in the "You might be a DDFer if..." thread.  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dirah on August 25, 2013, 09:16:41 AM
...you ask questions in the "You might be a DDFer if..." thread.  :P
Nah, that is a sure sign that he is also a TzuGekummene - even if he has 997 posts.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on August 25, 2013, 09:18:13 AM
...you ask questions in the "You might be a DDFer if..." thread.  :P
actually bringing up topics in the right thread is a n00b thing :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Nitantnel on August 27, 2013, 08:28:41 PM
Your two-year-old believes that credit cards are cool toys and begins asking you for some to play with.

...And you find plenty of expired cards to give him!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: meshugener on August 27, 2013, 08:31:09 PM
Your two-year-old believes that credit cards are cool toys and begins asking you for some to play with.

...And you find plenty of expired cards to give him!
+1
The cheapest toys: canceled credit cards...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yuneeq on August 28, 2013, 12:01:03 AM
You think the Day of Judgement is only for n00bs that start unnecessary new threads
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on August 28, 2013, 12:03:27 AM
You think the Day of Judgement is only for n00bs that start unnecessary new threads
Whoa!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ayman on August 28, 2013, 02:38:38 AM
+1
The cheapest toys: canceled credit cards...
Not cheap, They earn(ed) for you, better than cheap ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moishebatchy on September 07, 2013, 07:50:34 PM
+1
The cheapest toys: canceled credit cards...

Yup, and the most expensive toy you can give your kid is an active credit card. :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: whYME on September 10, 2013, 08:35:57 PM
...you see a facebook post where someone wrote "kol hakavod" and you're tempted to add an "e" to the end.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MosheP on September 11, 2013, 11:22:26 AM
...you see a facebook post where someone wrote "kol hakavod" and you're tempted to add an "e" to the end.

ALOL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on September 12, 2013, 10:14:31 PM
Someone starts discussing a previously discussed topic and you blurt out "there's a thread for that!".

OR

Someone shows you a picture/video you've already seen or tells you a joke you've already heard etc. and you have to hold back from saying "REPOST!".
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on October 06, 2013, 08:13:06 PM
......you're 90 year old Zaidy calls you late each night reading off the current credit card offers he received in the mail that day.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on October 06, 2013, 10:27:05 PM
Someone starts discussing a previously discussed topic and you blurt out "there's a thread for that!".

OR

Someone shows you a picture/video you've already seen or tells you a joke you've already heard etc. and you have to hold back from saying "REPOST!".
Favorited!

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: notanonymous on October 11, 2013, 03:21:19 PM
Your whitelist only consists of websites mentioned on ddf.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on October 11, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
Your whitelist only consists of websites mentioned on ddf.
can't imagine there are too many ddfers that use whitelist filtering
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on November 12, 2013, 12:26:03 AM
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Twin on November 12, 2013, 02:32:23 AM
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on November 12, 2013, 03:00:29 AM
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
...or you might be a drunk.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on November 12, 2013, 09:16:19 AM
...or you might be a drunk.
Ya, the average drunk wakes up at 6:30 in the morning...
...or you might be a drunk.
@ $5 plus tip per beer, it would be a pretty expensive way to be a drunk...
...or you might be a drunk.
Was that your first impression?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on November 12, 2013, 10:38:32 AM
Ya, the average drunk wakes up at 6:30 in the morning...@ $5 plus tip per beer, it would be a pretty expensive way to be a drunk...Was that your first impression?
An executive?  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ushdadude on November 12, 2013, 10:44:31 AM
...You cringe everytime you see someone pull out an amex green card

or a citi debit card :o
(my sister....who can meet a threshold without manufacturing spending)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on November 12, 2013, 10:47:52 AM
...You cringe everytime you see someone pull out an amex green card
...or cash at Bottlehouse.  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on November 12, 2013, 10:54:20 AM
You can't understand someone paying in a grocery with a card that isn't a Blue Cash Preferred.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on November 12, 2013, 10:56:22 AM
...if you don't understand why someone would not use BCP at a grocery store.  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on November 12, 2013, 12:31:42 PM
...if you don't understand why someone would not use BCP at a grocery store.  ;)
rofl
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Harris on November 12, 2013, 07:32:45 PM
...if you have serious internet addiction.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ushdadude on November 12, 2013, 07:49:23 PM
...if you're wife worries about what you do on the internet.....because she knows it's cc related
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on November 13, 2013, 10:36:30 AM
An executive?  :)
No, sorry... Just gotta learn and pray before starting the day...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on November 15, 2013, 01:07:05 PM
http://frequentflyerlife.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on November 16, 2013, 11:21:56 PM
http://frequentflyerlife.tumblr.com/
I can't possibly be the only one ALOLing at this site, can I?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Galitzyaner on November 16, 2013, 11:24:52 PM
http://frequentflyerlife.tumblr.com/
ROFL!  Absolutely hilarious!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on November 16, 2013, 11:36:35 PM
ROFL!  Absolutely hilarious!
True that. ALOL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aj26 on November 22, 2013, 02:51:57 PM
Your new employer pulls your credit report and wants you to explain some things...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on November 22, 2013, 03:02:50 PM
... And you tell him that he gotta pay you more than what you earn from them...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aj26 on November 22, 2013, 04:27:04 PM
... And you tell him that he gotta pay you more than what you earn from them...
Most people aren't paying 6 digits for a beginner employee :-)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yossi4k on November 27, 2013, 02:04:00 PM
.... if you pull up to a gas station and have to back up and flip around because you didn't know which did your gas tank is on
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on November 27, 2013, 02:14:02 PM
.... if you pull up to a gas station and have to back up and flip around because you didn't know which did your gas tank is on
And that's because your a ddfer? or is that just a pet peeve?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on November 27, 2013, 02:17:37 PM
.... if you pull up to a gas station and have to back up and flip around because you didn't know which did your gas tank is on

Why does that make you a DDFer? I'm confused. Do ddfers not fill up gas?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: PlatinumGuy on November 27, 2013, 02:20:08 PM
He means if you're driving rented cars.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on November 27, 2013, 02:20:49 PM
He means if you're driving rented cars.

Got it.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on November 27, 2013, 02:23:37 PM
He means if you're driving rented cars.
Still... it says on your gauge which side it's on so if you rent alot you should be trained to look there
#experience
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ganizzy on November 27, 2013, 02:27:58 PM
if ur kids start playing with ur active unused credit cards bec they think its the same as the 50-100 used gift cards u gave them to play with.
 - one of my kids took their stack to school, i dont want to know what the teacher thought. especially with the chase ones that i ordered with their names
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on November 27, 2013, 02:30:25 PM
.... if you pull up to a gas station and have to back up and flip around because you didn't know which did your gas tank is on
Just look at the arrow on by the gas gauge on the dash.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: good sam on November 27, 2013, 02:33:54 PM
if ur kids start playing with ur active unused credit cards bec they think its the same as the 50-100 used gift inactive cards u gave them to play with.
+1 but with one change
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on November 27, 2013, 02:35:56 PM
Just look at the arrow on by the gas gauge on the dash.
REPOST!!!! (RIP JUDAH)
Still... it says on your gauge which side it's on so if you rent alot you should be trained to look there
#experience
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ergel on November 27, 2013, 02:49:49 PM
Just look at the arrow on by the gas gauge on the dash.
Never noticed that
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on November 27, 2013, 02:50:41 PM
Never noticed that
Live and learn :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on November 27, 2013, 02:52:56 PM
Never noticed that
That makes two of us. Will have to look the next time.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on November 27, 2013, 02:56:49 PM
hence
He means if you're driving rented cars.
so if you rent alot you should be trained to look there
#experience
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Myccrabbi on November 27, 2013, 05:55:05 PM
...evrey one is mad jealous that u got the ticked on the united glitch flight  B4 it hit the main website. :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Red on November 28, 2013, 04:51:54 AM
...evrey one is mad jealous that u got the ticked on the united glitch flight  B4 it hit the main website. :)
Tell me about it. The amount of people that have complained to me why I didn't tell them about it. I need to have my own subscriber list.  ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on November 28, 2013, 05:34:19 AM
Tell me about it. The amount of people that have complained to me why I didn't tell them about it. I need to have my own subscriber list.  ::)
Every time there is a glitch a family member is upset at me. So after this one I finally did just that. Made an email list.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Myccrabbi on November 28, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Every time there is a glitch a family member is upset at me. So after this one I finally did just that. Made an email list.
I think u should tell them its impossible, and if they really want it then become a member and follow up.
Or the least they can do, is giving over their DOB so u can book it for them, and they will probley make me cancel it anyways...
::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: beeweegee on December 13, 2013, 09:45:35 AM
...had a dream (nightmare?) last night that I arrived at A&P, but I didn't manage to buy my gift cards until just after midnight!  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on December 17, 2013, 06:12:33 AM
...if you are :-[ by some of the threads.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ushdadude on December 18, 2013, 11:48:04 AM
you may be a TRUE DDFer if.....

your (threads started / posts) ratio is low
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on December 18, 2013, 06:21:28 PM
If you have 7 Amex cards and made over $200 on SBS.

(I know, I know, if you're a real ddfer you would have more than 7 Amex cards)

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on December 18, 2013, 06:36:56 PM
If you have 7 Amex cards and made over $200 on SBS.

(I know, I know, if you're a real ddfer you would have more than 7 Amex cards)
And you'll make a lot more than $200 on SBS with 7 cards.

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on December 18, 2013, 07:10:06 PM
And you'll make a lot more than $200 on SBS with 7 cards.
It's the concept...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on January 07, 2014, 07:50:02 PM
 ...one of your most "valuable" credit cards isn't even active.... ;)

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ergel on January 07, 2014, 08:34:47 PM
You feel the need to explain hotel choices from old trips by saying those were my pre DDF days
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Twin on January 12, 2014, 04:39:14 AM
When it comes to tachlis date you check her credit score
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yossi4k on January 13, 2014, 06:45:58 AM
When it comes to tachlis date you check her credit score
that one made me LOL!
The good news is that most girls don't have any credit history until they marry which is a lot better than having negative history!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on January 13, 2014, 11:46:00 PM
You camp out at  your local CVS like it's black Friday on Wednesday waiting for the new arrival of VR
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yossi4k on January 13, 2014, 11:54:22 PM
If you walk into a CVS and the cashier tells you 'we're out of stock'. Actually just happened to me lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on January 14, 2014, 04:01:13 PM
...if you ask...
what's amex bc stand for?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moes Tavern on January 14, 2014, 09:27:09 PM
When you go to Staples and the cashier asks if she should ring up all your $200 gift card's at once or separately and then remembers the last 4 digits of your credit card without asking you to show it
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jj1000 on January 23, 2014, 02:15:35 PM
You refer to cities by their airport code.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on January 26, 2014, 12:22:26 AM
You refer to cities by their airport code.
Or Airlines by their 2 letter code.

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on January 26, 2014, 02:12:14 AM
...if you think AA is an airline and not Adverse Action.
Title: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: chucksterace on January 26, 2014, 02:17:30 AM
...if you think AA is Adverse Action and not an airline.   ^^ :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on January 26, 2014, 02:19:09 AM
...if you think AA is Adverse Action and not an airline.   ^^ :P
That would be a FWFer that hangs out on DDF.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: chucksterace on January 26, 2014, 02:22:50 AM
That would be a FWFer that hangs out on DDF.  :)

???
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on January 26, 2014, 02:28:06 AM
???
Fat Wallet Forums
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Penguin711 on January 26, 2014, 02:29:06 AM

Fat Wallet Forums

Speaking of is following that forum worth it? Is it a DDF thing to do as well?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on January 26, 2014, 02:31:51 AM
Speaking of is following that forum worth it? Is it a DDF thing to do as well?
I hope you're not asking me, when CV is standing right here.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ilherman on January 26, 2014, 02:32:44 AM
Can we PLEASE get back to our thread?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Penguin711 on January 26, 2014, 02:34:09 AM

I hope you're not asking me, when CV is standing right here.

It wasn't directed at anyone in particular :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on January 26, 2014, 02:37:28 AM
Fat Wallet Forums Finance
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on January 26, 2014, 02:38:32 AM
FTFY
I debated which to write, but settled on using Forums in DDF context.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on January 26, 2014, 02:39:25 AM
Can we PLEASE get back to our thread?
...if you don't follow FWF.  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on January 26, 2014, 02:40:34 AM
Can we PLEASE get back to our thread?
...if you don't know what FWF is.  :P :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rots5 on January 26, 2014, 02:40:58 AM
...if you don't know what FWF is.  :P :P
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jaywhy on January 26, 2014, 04:19:39 AM
If you walk into a CVS and the cashier tells you 'we're out of stock'. Actually just happened to me lol
When you walk into CVS and that same cashier tells you "I got your cards back" ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yossi4k on January 26, 2014, 06:58:31 AM
When you walk into CVS and that same cashier tells you "I got your cards back" ;)
in HI?!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: jaywhy on January 26, 2014, 07:07:52 AM
in HI?!
No. The same cvs that you were in.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sillypainter on January 26, 2014, 09:01:07 AM
When you're excited about coach saver availability on UA (plan B).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on January 27, 2014, 02:18:31 AM
... your wife tells you her due date is coming up, and you respond "on which credit card?"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on January 27, 2014, 06:54:51 AM
... your wife tells you her due date is coming up, and you respond "on which credit card?"
like
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on January 27, 2014, 09:10:00 AM
your mint.com "budget" section is beyond useless
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AJK on January 27, 2014, 09:22:19 AM
+100, but you can take it with proper categories and slitting of transactions.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on January 27, 2014, 09:46:02 AM
...you donate to help members you don't even know.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on January 27, 2014, 09:47:49 AM
...you donate to help members you don't even know.
:)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on January 27, 2014, 09:50:29 AM
...you donate to help members you don't even know.
Like!

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on January 27, 2014, 12:04:44 PM
... your wife tells you her due date is coming up, and you respond "on which credit card?"
Bshaa Tova
your mint.com "budget" section is beyond useless
lol

You start new threads and don't get bashed as a reposter/newb...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bluiemonster1 on January 27, 2014, 02:07:52 PM
Your favorite words are price mistake
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on January 27, 2014, 02:25:09 PM
Your favorite words are price mistake
Your biggest nightmare is flashing letters, "UPDATE: DEAD"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on February 04, 2014, 09:34:52 PM
You are driving on a date, and pass a CVS you never new existed, and have to physically restrain yourself from turning in to the parking lot.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on February 04, 2014, 09:42:16 PM
You are driving on a date, and pass a CVS you never new existed, and have to physically restrain yourself from turning in to the parking lot.
or didnt restrain yourself and decided she wanted a drink ;D;D;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on February 04, 2014, 09:57:19 PM

or didnt restrain yourself and decided she wanted a drink;D;D;D
Like!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on February 04, 2014, 10:03:24 PM

or didnt restrain yourself and decided she wanted a drink;D;D;D

Oh that's why he wanted to stop! Makes so much sense now 😜
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on February 04, 2014, 10:08:29 PM
I'm still waiting for a DDF shidduch.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on February 04, 2014, 10:10:10 PM
I'm still waiting for a DDF shidduch.
it has happened just not through ddf as the shadchan ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on February 04, 2014, 10:24:58 PM
it has happened just not through ddf as the shadchan;D

Seriously? Two ddf members got married? Nice!

Must have missed that.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on February 04, 2014, 10:38:59 PM
Seriously? Two ddf members got married? Nice!

Must have missed that.
they are not married yet ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yoruel on February 04, 2014, 10:43:05 PM
there not married yet;D
When is wedding?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on February 04, 2014, 10:43:53 PM
Should be a DO wedding
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Saver2000 on February 04, 2014, 10:45:17 PM
there not me. ried yet;D
*They're

Btw, if you haven't noticed yet,  your emotions don't show up bec you don't leave a  space.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on February 04, 2014, 10:52:07 PM
or didnt restrain yourself and decided she wanted a drink;D;D;D
A drink from CVS? And told her to stay in the car?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yoruel on February 04, 2014, 10:52:54 PM
Should be a DO wedding
How many Avios do i need for a 1 way ticket? :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on February 04, 2014, 10:53:47 PM
Guess we should add CVS to this thread:
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=11860.msg723416;topicseen#new
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on February 04, 2014, 11:00:02 PM
Guess we should add CVS to this thread:
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=11860.msg723416;topicseen#new
;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on February 04, 2014, 11:04:41 PM
*They're

Btw, if you haven't noticed yet,  your emotions don't show up bec you don't leave a  space.
I was wondering, any issues I always attribute to tapatalk
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on February 05, 2014, 12:06:14 PM
If someone asks you if you if you own a HUCA (Hooka) and you're take aback.

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on February 10, 2014, 07:28:21 AM
When u flip your VR upside down and scratch right to left to reveal just last 9 digits and save yourself a half a centimeter of fingernail grime bc u know the first number is a 7 #justdidthis
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: raphy781 on February 10, 2014, 07:33:55 AM
it has happened just not through ddf as the shadchan ;D
A lot less explaining to do, and you wont have to change your voice to have his/her CCs reconsidered.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on February 10, 2014, 08:26:25 AM
...you want miles because your Citi Exec card did not come in a nice box.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on February 10, 2014, 09:04:04 AM
 
A lot less explaining to do, and you wont have to change your voice to have his/her CCs reconsidered.
:D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on February 10, 2014, 09:45:23 AM
...you want miles because your Citi Exec card did not come in a nice box.
Your upset now that yours came in a fancy box!

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bluiemonster1 on February 10, 2014, 07:47:57 PM
You pull over immediately every time you feel a buzz in your pocket  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moishel on February 10, 2014, 07:58:03 PM
You once bought a price mistake item in the middle of a meeting.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: smurf on February 10, 2014, 08:23:36 PM
You once bought a price mistake item in the middle of a meeting.
I bought the dl tickets on the bus
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on February 10, 2014, 08:24:42 PM
I bought the dl tickets on the bus
I bought one in the mall. :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on February 10, 2014, 08:28:46 PM
I bought them on vacation. We were just about the leave the hotel so we had a 20 minute delay.
Pretty crazy booking a vacation..while on vacation.
#LifeofaDDFer
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on February 10, 2014, 08:31:16 PM
I bought them on vacation. We were just about the leave the hotel so we had a 20 minute delay.
Pretty crazy booking a vacation..while on vacation.
#LifeofaDDFer
I actually bought it while on vacation in the mall.

I bought one in the mall. :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 10, 2014, 08:58:34 PM
when you're at the 3rd cvs of the day and when you're leaving,
you see a mom and child coming in to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy,
and when you realize where you are, you say to yourself, "Oh, right, CVS is really a pharmacy!"

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: smurf on February 10, 2014, 09:00:38 PM
when you're at the 3rd cvs of the day and when you're leaving,
you see a mom and child coming in to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy,
and when you realize where you are, you say to yourself, "Oh, right, CVS is really a pharmacy!"
Really? after my trip to a LA I was sure CVS is a liquor store
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 10, 2014, 09:11:11 PM
Really? after my trip to a LA I was sure CVS is a liquor store
+1
Yes, I saw that in LA! About 30% of the store is alcohol!
(The Trader Joe's there, too -- Hard vodka, too. Surprising) In my state, it's not even in the grocery stores....
The funny thing is those gates that close the aisles at midnight, or something.... 8)

Either way, it's cash, cards, money, and alcohol. The fact that people come in for 'only' orange juice, eggs, and Rx, sometimes takes on a new perspective.
However, I still add OJ, Band-Aids, dental floss, etc... to my VR order regularly...!!...  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ushdadude on February 10, 2014, 09:30:23 PM
+1
Yes, I saw that in LA! About 30% of the store is alcohol!
(The Trader Joe's there, too -- Hard vodka, too. Surprising) In my state, it's not even in the grocery stores....
The funny thing is those gates that close the aisles at midnight, or something.... 8)

Either way, it's cash, cards, money, and alcohol. The fact that people come in for 'only' orange juice, eggs, and Rx, sometimes takes on a new perspective.
However, I still add OJ, Band-Aids, dental floss, etc... to my VR order regularly...!!...  ;)

Yay!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on February 10, 2014, 09:31:10 PM
However, I still add OJ, Band-Aids, dental floss, etc... to my VR order regularly...!!...  ;)
I never mix personal and business! I go to the car put my VR there and go back in for anything else!

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ushdadude on February 10, 2014, 09:32:02 PM
I never mix personal and business! I go to the car put my VR there and go back in for anything else!

I try to add things to my VR purchase so it's not always exactly a multiple of 503.95
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on February 10, 2014, 09:32:19 PM
I never mix personal and business! I go to the car put my VR there and go back in for anything else!
Why? In case you have to return?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 10, 2014, 09:39:20 PM
I try to add things to my VR purchase so it's not always exactly a multiple of 503.95
+1
Exactly! Those items are not things that I need. It's only place on the counter to vary my cc charge amount.

I don't need the OJ and the band aids, however, it just makes my visit look much more like a routine
CVS visit  8)  to buy normal items like that (and dental floss) than to come in weekly/bi-weekly just for a few VRs...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on February 10, 2014, 09:45:03 PM
We should all support cvs for all our non VR needs!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 10, 2014, 10:14:29 PM
We should all support cvs for all our non VR needs!
+1
yes - I was thinking exactly that also when they announced no more tobacco products.
(but we're out of vr here lately... so can continue to go in, support, and buy extra miscellaneous products if I can also get VR!)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on February 11, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
when you're at the 3rd cvs of the day and when you're leaving,
you see a mom and child coming in to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy,
and when you realize where you are, you say to yourself, "Oh, right, CVS is really a pharmacy!"
+100 was just thinking about this today
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on February 11, 2014, 10:30:35 PM
Really? after my trip to a LA I was sure CVS is a liquor store
CVS: the store of the addict; liquor, cigarettes, drugs, and vr
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 11, 2014, 10:45:04 PM
+100 was just thinking about this today
+1
i know, it's like a jolt to reality...

(so sometimes it's an adrenaline rush and it's tens of thousands of dollars/'play money', to flip,
...and then a mom and sick child walk in and I realize that it's a place of "real life", too.)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on February 12, 2014, 07:19:22 AM

CVS: the store of the addict; liquor, cigarettes, drugs, and vr
Nice
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: chucksterace on February 12, 2014, 07:21:39 AM
CVS: the store of the addict; liquor, cigarettes, drugs, and vr

FTFY.. Not going to be there for long.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on February 12, 2014, 09:00:40 AM
FTFY.. Not going to be there for long.
hence the "is"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 12, 2014, 08:11:21 PM
FTFY.. Not going to be there for long.
+1
true -- however, tobacco will still be there until Oct. 1, 2014

although they still own the tobacco stocks: Altria Group stock, valued at $7.25 million,
and 81,000 shares of Phillip Morris International, worth $8.2 million
source: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/02/12/cvs-tobacco-sales-investments/5420301/

and we still need to hand over our license every time we want to buy the "real" sudafed!  from behind the counter!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: oiseli48 on February 12, 2014, 08:57:16 PM
DDFer if your mint.com account is constantly hovering around -$10,000
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on February 12, 2014, 08:58:15 PM

DDFer if your mint.com account is constantly hovering around -$10,000

And you constantly get alerts from mint about your bluebird balance being low with just 1 cent in it...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ushdadude on February 12, 2014, 08:59:11 PM
And you constantly get alerts from mint about your bluebird balance being low with just 1 cent in it...


And you're way over budget on pharmacy
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: oiseli48 on February 12, 2014, 09:01:29 PM

And you're way over budget on pharmacy

Or if your pharmacy budget is in the thousands
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on February 13, 2014, 03:40:01 PM
You keep switching tabs on your browser when your boss comes in so he doesn't see what you're really doing at work  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Joe4007 on February 13, 2014, 04:15:14 PM
You keep switching tabs on your browser when your boss comes in so he doesn't see what you're really doing at work  ;)
Ssshhh!  :-[
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moes Tavern on February 13, 2014, 06:28:16 PM
You run to CVS in the middle of a snowstorm because you just heard that the store refilled their VR's yesterday.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on February 13, 2014, 06:31:54 PM
You run to CVS in the middle of a snowstorm because you just heard that the store refilled their VR's yesterday.
They did??????????????????????????????????????? Thanks for the info!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 13, 2014, 06:32:35 PM
You find a credit card on the street and you aren't even tempted.

Why should somebody else get the points?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 13, 2014, 07:22:26 PM
You find a credit card on the street and you aren't even tempted.

Why should somebody else get the points?
No thanks, I have no problem getting paid a dollar for every point I give away...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on February 13, 2014, 07:25:18 PM
No thanks, I have no problem getting paid a dollar for every point I give away...
+1 :)

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 13, 2014, 07:27:06 PM
You find a credit card on the street and run straight to max it out on AP and VRs.


FTFY ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on February 13, 2014, 08:18:44 PM
You find a credit card on the street and you aren't even tempted.

Why should somebody else get the points?
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on February 13, 2014, 09:04:12 PM

FTFY ;D

-1 not very ddfer-ish. Hashavas aveidah man!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 13, 2014, 09:07:53 PM
-1 not very ddfer-ish. Hashavas aveidah man!
+1
yup = that's us! Especially if it has a name on it  (xtra points for a biz card!  ;) )
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 13, 2014, 09:15:51 PM
No thanks, I have no problem getting paid a dollar for every point I give away...

Oh, all you CB guys, do you even know how to count? Miles are always worth more than cash. If it's a Chase card then it can be valued at around 1.6 cents per point and then if you transfer it to United you can value it at up to 1.9 cents per point. So if then you're losing out on up to 98.1 cents per point!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 13, 2014, 09:30:59 PM
I have an idea for you, how about you give me your credit cards and I'll guarantee you get thousands of points on them in no time ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 13, 2014, 09:32:40 PM
I have an idea for you, how about you give me your credit cards and I'll guarantee you get thousands of points on them in no time ;D

Can't, I've already given them to some company called Credit Excel in LKWD. I'd switch to you but I can't reach them as they change their phone number every week.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 13, 2014, 09:36:39 PM
Oh, all you CB guys, do you even know how to count? Miles are always worth more than cash. If it's a Chase card then it can be valued at around 1.6 cents per point and then if you transfer it to United you can value it at up to 1.9 cents per point. So if then you're losing out on up to 98.1 cents per point!
+1
Of course it's more worth it if you're using them to travel; but for those who don't, can't/don't want to,
they are happy to sell them. To them it's free cash of $600 that they wouldn't otherwise have.
To some of us, it's $2,500 in airfare/hotels that I would have spent, but instead got for free!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 13, 2014, 09:37:23 PM
Can't, I've already given them to some company called Credit Excel in LKWD. I'd switch to you but I can't reach them as they change their phone number every week.
Oh well, at least you're raking in the miles...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 13, 2014, 09:48:31 PM
+1
Of course it's more worth it if you're using them to travel; but for those who don't, can't/don't want to,
they are happy to sell them. To them it's free cash of $600 that they wouldn't otherwise have.
To some of us, it's $2,500 in airfare/hotels that I would have spent, but instead got for free!

Ok, you've got me convinced!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 13, 2014, 09:54:56 PM
Ok, you've got me convinced!
+1  :)

Who me, convince you?
Dan's been doing this for years.
Flight benefit$$$$ and hotel benefits (especially valuable if you have plat!) sample links:
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/34019
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/23240
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/34682
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 13, 2014, 09:56:12 PM
+1  :)

Who me, convince you?
Dan's been doing this for years.
Flight benefit$$$$ and hotel benefits (especially valuable if you have plat!) sample links:
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/34019
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/23240
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/34682

Ok, now Dan has me convinced too!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 13, 2014, 10:26:07 PM
Still didn't convince me not to give away points for $1 each...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 13, 2014, 10:33:09 PM
Still didn't convince me not to give away points for $1 each...

I'm working on my thesis. I'll be honored to unveil it for you at DD Summit 2014.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 13, 2014, 10:36:13 PM
I'm working on my thesis. I'll be honored to unveil it for you at DD Summit 2014.
location?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 13, 2014, 10:42:50 PM
location?

Considering the Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea, this is depending on whether it'll finally open this year.

Also known as the Hotel of Doom.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on February 13, 2014, 10:48:12 PM
Considering the Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea, this is depending on whether it'll finally open this year.

Also known as the Hotel of Doom.
-1 not very classy, for $750million,  :P  you'd think that
  something with plumbing would be good: http://travel.cnn.com/north-korea-ryugyong-hotel-kempinski-pyongrang-open-341481
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 13, 2014, 10:58:37 PM
Considering the Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea, this is depending on whether it'll finally open this year.

Also known as the Hotel of Doom.
There's pretty good hope for that, considering it was scheduled to open in 1989...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 13, 2014, 11:02:10 PM
There's pretty good hope for that, considering it was scheduled to open in 1989...

See, you're getting it already!

Now do you understand why it's worth it to lose $1 and gain a point?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 13, 2014, 11:03:18 PM
I guess now that you put it that way...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yoruel on February 13, 2014, 11:39:27 PM
location?
I thought it might be http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=38452.0 (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=38452.0)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on February 14, 2014, 08:26:27 AM
When you have no where to go yet you dig yourself out of a foot of snow to do a VR run
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: meshugener on February 14, 2014, 08:53:00 AM
Oh, all you CB guys, do you even know how to count? Miles are always worth more than cash. If it's a Chase card then it can be valued at around 1.6 cents per point and then if you transfer it to United you can value it at up to 1.9 cents per point. So if then you're losing out on up to 98.1 cents per point!
Not necessarily.
Say I spend on my Chase Freedom, it earns me 1.10 ppd, if I don't fly and just monetize then the illegal way I get 1.485 (according to what a buyer recently told me that they note go for 1.35), otoh, I could spend them on my cap1 silverroad card which earns me a straight 1.5 cashback.
And that's not taking into consideration 1) the hassle of selling, 2) the risk of selling 3) there are a couple of cards that even earns a simple 2% cashback (cap1 business card and amex fidelity come into mind).

But that's all assuming you want to sell, picture is totally different if you plan using them for legitimate purposes such as flights and hotel stays.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on February 14, 2014, 09:19:24 AM
...you suck at math.  :P

Example:
Oh, all you CB guys, do you even know how to count? Miles are always worth more than cash. If it's a Chase card then it can be valued at around 1.6 cents per point and then if you transfer it to United you can value it at up to 1.9 cents per point. So if then you're losing out on up to 98.1 cents per point!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: meshugener on February 14, 2014, 09:20:47 AM
...you suck at math.  :P

Example:
Yeah that's what math is :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 14, 2014, 09:28:58 AM
...you suck at math.  :P

Example:

I'm pretty sure all the numbers there add up
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on February 14, 2014, 09:36:49 AM
I'm pretty sure all the numbers there add up

That a point (which you later agreed is at most 1.9 cents) is worth more than 100 cents...? Or was your original post a joke that maybe I missed (sorry if it was, really lol).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on February 14, 2014, 09:39:08 AM
I'm pretty sure all the numbers there add up
I'm pretty sure you are smoking something.  :)

"So if then you're losing out on up to 98.1 cents per point!"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 14, 2014, 09:41:13 AM
Or was your original post a joke that maybe I missed.

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!

You find a credit card on the street and you aren't even tempted.

Why should somebody else get the points?

I was poking fun at the fact that in the race to accumulate points we (at least I) sometimes forget about the value of real money.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on February 14, 2014, 09:55:03 AM
I was poking fun at the fact that in the race to accumulate points we (at least I) sometimes forget about the value of real money.
If you have to explain then it was not funny.  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: wayfe on February 14, 2014, 10:08:17 AM
If you have to explain then it was not funny.  ;)

Why, it was pretty funny to me!

Seeing Meshugener a whole lesson to me in understanding values and CS1 telling me all about what's Dan's been doing for years. And then somebody paging you in an emergency to come defend CB talk from a raving lunatic who might damage the minds of some innocent DDF'ers.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on February 14, 2014, 04:29:20 PM
Not necessarily.
Say I spend on my Chase Freedom, it earns me 1.10 ppd, if I don't fly and just monetize then the illegal way I get 1.485 (according to what a buyer recently told me that they note go for 1.35), otoh, I could spend them on my cap1 silverroad card which earns me a straight 1.5 cashback.
And that's not taking into consideration 1) the hassle of selling, 2) the risk of selling 3) there are a couple of cards that even earns a simple 2% cashback (cap1 business card and amex fidelity come into mind).

But that's all assuming you want to sell, picture is totally different if you plan using them for legitimate purposes such as flights and hotel stays.
Or just get 5% CB
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bluiemonster1 on February 14, 2014, 04:35:10 PM
you think high school girls are better of in seminar than seminary
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on February 14, 2014, 04:35:41 PM
you think high school girls are better of in seminar than seminary
They are... ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: meshugener on February 15, 2014, 10:38:48 PM
Or just get 5% CB
unlimited?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: meshugener on February 15, 2014, 10:58:43 PM
Yes for first 6 months and it's churnable
Good to know.
Which card?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on February 16, 2014, 02:27:37 AM
Which card?
Rapewards Card.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: meshugener on February 16, 2014, 03:05:16 AM
Rapewards Card.
Watch your language brother
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on February 16, 2014, 09:34:57 AM
Watch your language brother
Its sad that the only spelling mistakes you notice are of the kind that CV just made.
#justsayin

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 16, 2014, 09:47:20 AM
Its sad that the only spelling mistakes you notice are of the kind that CV just made.
#justsayin


Spelling mistakes? CV does not make spelling mistakes ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on February 16, 2014, 10:19:49 AM
Spelling mistakes? CV does not make spelling mistakes ;)
Not that time I didn't.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ReadsTheT&C on March 05, 2014, 08:06:27 PM
When you need to step away from a phone call, you ask your friend "Can I place you on a brief hold?"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 05, 2014, 08:33:12 PM
When you need to step away from a phone call, you ask your friend "Can I place you on a brief hold?"
:)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 10, 2014, 12:37:21 AM
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sillypainter on March 10, 2014, 12:39:12 AM
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!

Too cryptic for me. Care to explain?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 10, 2014, 12:44:17 AM
Too cryptic for me. Care to explain?
Do you use a keyboard shortcut to submit your posts?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on March 10, 2014, 12:45:28 AM
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 10, 2014, 12:46:03 AM
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails
It's alt+s in MS Outlook
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 10, 2014, 12:47:33 AM
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails
But for some reason I thought it was alt-shift-s on DDF. Wonder where I picked that up.

Ya learn something new every day!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 19, 2014, 01:22:51 PM
you type "f" in the address bar, and forums.dansdeals.com comes up
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lubaby on March 19, 2014, 01:33:45 PM
you type "f" in the address bar, and forums.dansdeals.com comes up
+1

and "d" gives me dansdeals.com, thing is i work for a company that starts with a "d" ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 19, 2014, 01:36:09 PM
+1

and "d" gives me dansdeals.com, thing is i work for a company that starts with a "d" ;)
oy! That's not such a good sign....
;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on March 20, 2014, 09:00:12 AM
you type "f" in the address bar, and forums.dansdeals.com   and 12 different forums.xxxx comes up
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 20, 2014, 09:06:47 AM
FTFY
Wrong thread... (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.0;topicseen)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on March 20, 2014, 09:08:13 AM
Wrong thread...
 (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.0;topicseen)
Was to lazy.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: notanonymous on March 21, 2014, 02:03:50 AM
You see the following post...

Need my kid's tefillin brought from Toronto yeshiva to CH. asap.
Anyone coming in the next few days?

and you think the abbreviation CH is Cleveland Heights...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ushdadude on March 23, 2014, 12:31:40 PM
When u flip your VR upside down and scratch right to left to reveal just last 9 digits and save yourself a half a centimeter of fingernail grime bc u know the first number is a 7 #justdidthis

I just got a whole batch that start w/ 6 (and I use a coin to scratch)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 23, 2014, 12:41:24 PM
I just got a whole batch that start w/ 6 (and I use a coin to scratch)
AHHHHH!

What has the world come to??
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 23, 2014, 10:11:09 PM
Rosh Chodesh takes a back seat to the first of each secular month
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on March 23, 2014, 10:12:22 PM
Rosh Chodesh takes a back seat to the first of each secular month
oy,,,
What has the world come to??

jk....  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 23, 2014, 10:18:58 PM
oy,,,
jk....  ;)
:)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on March 23, 2014, 10:33:31 PM
Rosh Chodesh takes a back seat to the first of each secular month
:)
+1
Guess what!!??!
This year, April 1, 2014 = Alef Nissan       (plus April 30 = 30 Nissan!)
AND --      May 1, 2014 = Alef Iyar

  :) great news for DDF members!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 23, 2014, 10:47:09 PM
+1
Guess what!!??!
This year, April 1, 2014 = Alef Nissan       (plus April 30 = 30 Nissan!)
AND --      May 1, 2014 = Alef Iyar

  :) great news for DDF members!
perfect! got a bag full of VRs and I've maxed out 3 bluebirds and i only have one MVD...not gonna stop me from adding to my collection this week of course... ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Myccrabbi on March 23, 2014, 10:51:55 PM
+1
Guess what!!??!
This year, April 1, 2014 = Alef Nissan       (plus April 30 = 30 Nissan!)
AND --      May 1, 2014 = Alef Iyar

  :) great news for DDF members!
huh???
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on March 24, 2014, 12:21:11 AM
huh???
It was an answer to:
What has the world come to??

Rosh Chodesh takes a back seat to the first of each secular month

So, for two months, B"H, Rosh Chodesh Nissan and Iyar and "rosh" April and "rosh" May are the the same days.... (as are the 30 days of the month, for 60 days in a row!)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on March 24, 2014, 12:19:13 PM
perfect! got a bag full of VRs and I've maxed out 3 bluebirds and i only have one MVD...not gonna stop me from adding to my collection this week of course... ;D
How do you get a bag full of VR's?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 24, 2014, 05:03:33 PM
How do you get a bag full of VR's?
every time i buy them, i put them in a cvs bag...that's how  ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BigDanFan on March 24, 2014, 05:06:18 PM
every time i buy them, i put them in a cvs bag...that's how  ::)
seriously? that's crazy. Have you ever crossed state lines with them? They work at any CVS?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 24, 2014, 05:16:15 PM
seriously? that's crazy. Have you ever crossed state lines with them? They work at any CVS?
not so crazy at all...not sure what "They work at any CVS?" means...as far as crossing state lines  :o ?? I dont go around with them obviously...anyway, enough OT...back to what makes us DDFers...like when I was talking to a friend about my upcoming vacation saying I was deciding between LAS and LAX...and a few minutes into the conversation he asked...Is there a reason you keep referring to places by their airport code?? You may be a DDFer if you do that  :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on March 25, 2014, 01:06:55 AM
every time i buy them, i put them in a cvs bag...that's how  ::)
Oh, I put them in my pocket... Feels safer that way, I wouldn't carry around cash in a bag...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on March 25, 2014, 01:11:34 AM
not so crazy at all...not sure what "They work at any CVS?" means...as far as crossing state lines  :o ??
I think he thought you meant you took a bagful from somewhere else to activate as needed.
anyway, enough OT...back to what makes us DDFers...like when I was talking to a friend about my upcoming vacation saying I was deciding between LAS and LAX...and a few minutes into the conversation he asked...Is there a reason you keep referring to places by their airport code?? You may be a DDFer if you do that  :D
Isn't that a repost? ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 25, 2014, 01:55:57 AM
Oh, I put them in my pocket... Feels safer that way, I wouldn't carry around cash in a bag...
don't know how big your pockets are  ;D
I keep the bag at home and add to it as I buy...don't walk around with them ever, always come straight home after my cvs runs...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 25, 2014, 01:57:35 AM
I think he thought you meant you took a bagful from somewhere else to activate as needed. Isn't that a repost? ;)
would NEVER do that, don't want to piss off our one friend we have left in the VR game (CVS) or fellow DDFers of course...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on March 25, 2014, 02:00:58 AM
don't know how big your pockets are  ;D
I keep the bag at home and add to it as I buy...don't walk around with them ever, always come straight home after my cvs runs...
Well the Netspend Visa takes up as much room as a bunch of VR's, and was easily able to fit all into pockets...
You mean - you only go to one CVS in a CVS run?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 25, 2014, 02:04:28 AM
when i get 10-13 at one, I dont bother with the next for that day...if only a couple or none i check out another store
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 25, 2014, 02:08:14 AM
Well the Netspend Visa takes up as much room as a bunch of VR's, and was easily able to fit all into pockets...
You mean - you only go to one CVS in a CVS run?
ok really dont think this is the right thread but the amount I have at home, that I have yet to unload this month is way more than anyone can fit in a pocket...a pocket book would be more like it, I'm on a break for now (bli neder) as It's too much money tied up in a plastic bag...need to open more Bluebirds and MVDs
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on March 25, 2014, 10:40:04 AM
ok really dont think this is the right thread but the amount I have at home, that I have yet to unload this month is way more than anyone can fit in a pocket...a pocket book would be more like it, I'm on a break for now (bli neder) as It's too much money tied up in a plastic bag...need to open more Bluebirds and MVDs
It is the right thread, but you'd have to say something like, You might be a DDFer if... You have more unscratched VR cards than you can fit into all your pockets...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BigDanFan on March 25, 2014, 12:23:43 PM
I think he thought you meant you took a bagful from somewhere else to activate as needed.
yes, that's what i meant. i really hope that people don't take all of them like that.
When it's same day as the VR delivery day-of-the-week and the racks are completely bare (sometimes there are 60 cards and sometimes zero), then it makes me wonder who's taking them all at once.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on March 30, 2014, 06:14:49 PM
When u flip your VR upside down and scratch right to left to reveal just last 9 digits and save yourself a half a centimeter of fingernail grime bc u know the first number is a 7 #justdidthis
I recently bought a few that start with 6.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: nyminute on March 30, 2014, 06:18:03 PM
You check DansDeals every 5 minutes to make sure you didn't miss a deal.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on March 30, 2014, 06:22:25 PM
I recently bought a few that start with 6.
oops. Repost
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on March 30, 2014, 06:26:17 PM
You check DansDeals every 5 minutes to make sure you didn't miss a deal.
I don't think the real DDFR's check the main site ever
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 30, 2014, 06:27:19 PM
I don't think the real DDFR's check the main site ever
:)
I don't. It comes to my email within 15 minutes courtesy of IFTTT, in case there's actually something I missed.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 30, 2014, 07:22:07 PM
I don't think the real DDFR's check the main site ever
+1
That's why I was sad to see the ticker tape go...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on March 31, 2014, 12:01:46 AM
... when you want to know what time it is, you refresh your ddf page...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on March 31, 2014, 01:42:01 PM
You check DansDeals every 5 minutes to make sure you didn't miss a deal.
If only there was a site that you can set up receive notifications on your phone every time there is a deal. If anyone finds something like that, please tweet me @chaikelk. TIA
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ushdadude on March 31, 2014, 01:58:15 PM
...You +1 in middle of a whatsapp conversation with your family
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Joe4007 on March 31, 2014, 02:28:08 PM
...You +1 in middle of a whatsapp conversation with your family
Lol!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on March 31, 2014, 08:09:42 PM
...you gaze up at the houses that are close together and need to walk up 35 steps to get to the front door --
and, you wish that you lived there because it's (less than a mile from shul) and right across the street from the CVS with the VRs.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 31, 2014, 08:56:03 PM
...you gaze up at the houses that are close together and need to walk up 35 steps to get to the front door --
and, you wish that you lived there because it's (less than a mile from shul) and right across the street from the CVS with the VRs.
is that still worth anything?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on March 31, 2014, 09:03:12 PM
is that still worth anything?
I was looking up at those houses when i was at cvs again today -- I guess that we'll find out tomorrow...   8)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 31, 2014, 09:03:57 PM
I was looking up at those houses when i was at cvs again today -- I guess that we'll find out tomorrow...   8)
???
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on April 01, 2014, 12:19:27 AM
...you don't know how to filter information.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on April 01, 2014, 12:29:38 AM
...you don't know how to filter information.
cheer up CV :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on April 01, 2014, 12:31:20 AM
cheer up CV :)
You have not seen anything yet.  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on April 02, 2014, 01:31:16 AM
You're excited to get married because now you'll have some bills to pay!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 02, 2014, 08:16:45 AM
You're excited to get married because now you'll have some bills to pay!
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on April 02, 2014, 08:19:08 AM
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on April 02, 2014, 10:14:44 AM
...you are big on CB and some how wind up with seven figuers in your UA account.  :-[
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on April 02, 2014, 10:15:31 AM
...you are big on CB and some how wind up with seven figuers in your UA account.  :-[

Lol :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on April 02, 2014, 11:01:40 AM
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
that too
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 02, 2014, 11:04:59 AM
that too
Reminds me of The Mitteler Rebbe (the son of the Ba'al Hatanya), when they brought him a few options for Shidduchim he said they should go for whichever one can be finalized the quickest because he can't wait for the Torah his father would say by the engagement and wedding...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on April 02, 2014, 11:15:28 AM
Reminds me of The Mitteler Rebbe (the son of the Ba'al Hatanya), when they brought him a few options for Shidduchim he said they should go for whichever one can be finalized the quickest because he can't wait for the Torah his father would say by the engagement and wedding...
that's actually pretty funny!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on April 02, 2014, 07:12:21 PM
...you stop posting for two weeks and everyone assumes you are getting engaged.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 02, 2014, 07:15:20 PM
...you stop posting for two weeks and everyone assumes you are getting engaged.
I almost made a ticket to WAW to make it for the engagement party because of you... :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on April 02, 2014, 09:27:07 PM
.... 4 total are dead in a Fort Hood shooting today and you've just been doing reg. computer jobs/work and DDF all day and have no idea that it happened...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Something Fishy on April 02, 2014, 09:31:57 PM
.... 4 total are dead in a Fort Hood shooting today and you've just been doing reg. computer jobs/work and DDF all day and have no idea that it happened...

3 dead.

I hate it when people include the murderer/terrorist/psycho in the number of dead. It's an insult to the victims.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on April 02, 2014, 09:34:46 PM
3 dead.

I hate it when people include the murderer/terrorist/psycho in the number of dead. It's an insult to the victims.
Agree 100% - Esp. when an Israeli bus is blown up...

Was just stating the fact that 4 dead people that I had no idea about while working and and checking-in on DDF.
This was the first article I read -- Otherwise working and DDFing all day:
Their Yahoo, non-intelligent title: Fort Hood shooting leaves 4 dead, including gunman Link:http://news.yahoo.com/fort-hood-shooting-222528983.html
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: george on April 02, 2014, 10:19:58 PM
.... 4 total are dead in a Fort Hood shooting today and you've just been doing reg. computer jobs/work and DDF all day and have no idea that it happened...
-1

To the contrary, I often first hear about breaking news when I see it on DDF.
E.g. http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=40166.msg781664#top

Spending all day working and checking DDF should have no shaychus to why you didn't hear about a news item.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: metziah on April 10, 2014, 02:35:23 PM
..... If you stay at an SPG hotel, your 3 year old daughter turns on the TV to the channel that they show all the beautiful spg properties, after drooling over them she says " I am going to go there when I'm older, I have to get A CREDIT CARD"!!!!!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on April 10, 2014, 02:37:52 PM
..... If you stay at an SPG hotel, your 3 year old daughter turns on the TV to the channel that they show all the beautiful spg properties, after drooling over them she says " I am going to go there when I'm older, I have to get A CREDIT CARD"!!!!!
That's great!
Our kids think it's 'normal' to stay in a local Starwood hotel (Cat. 2) 2 rooms for the night and then drive to school the next morning just to get the 2 stays (and a mini-vacation) towards platinum status.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on April 23, 2014, 04:03:08 PM
...you post OBO but do not mean it.  >:(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emak on April 28, 2014, 01:24:52 AM
.....you don't call cities by their real names anymore. E.g. in the past couple of days I texted a friend "Are you still in YYZ?", and "How's MIA", etc.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emak on April 28, 2014, 01:36:31 AM
....you're missing a couple of c.c.'s and you don't really care because they're all saved to your online profiles.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: whYME on April 28, 2014, 01:47:46 AM
.....you don't call cities by their real names anymore. E.g. in the past couple of days I texted a friend "Are you still in YYZ?", and "How's MIA", etc.
So true.
It actually takes some mental effort on my part to refer to cities by their name when talking to non-DDFers.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on April 28, 2014, 03:32:26 AM
.....you don't call cities by their real names anymore. E.g. in the past couple of days I texted a friend "Are you still in YYZ?", and "How's MIA", etc.
I believe that's a repost.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: cozmohoot on April 28, 2014, 09:42:29 AM
I believe that's a repost.
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: fc on May 08, 2014, 06:07:14 PM
not sure what is the right thread for this post, i can use help from one of the mods...
see attachments


perhaps its suitable for the below threads
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=36689.msg678432#msg678432
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=10595.msg129127#msg129127
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: @Yehuda on May 08, 2014, 06:21:05 PM
This thread is about things you experience in life that only DDFers would get. I don't think those pictures relate to that theme...

On a related note, though, you might be a DDer if... your friend's mom says, "I see you are definitely the expert on mileage and points. Perhaps you could help me?" and then proceeds to ask you how to book a PAID flight.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on May 08, 2014, 06:30:19 PM
This thread is about things you experience in life that only DDFers would get. I don't think those pictures relate to that theme...

On a related note, though, you might be a DDer if... your friend's mom says, "I see you are definitely the expert on mileage and points. Perhaps you could help me?" and then proceeds to ask you how to book a PAID flight.
+ I don't even know how much!
Also people who assume that glitches exist at all times. I get way too many people saying "Can you find me one of those super cheap Israel deals that you got? I need to leave next week/month etc.."
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on May 08, 2014, 06:34:01 PM
+ I don't even know how much!
Also people who assume that glitches exist at all times. I get way too many people saying "Can you find me one of those super cheap Israel deals that you got? I need to leave next week/month etc.."
+1000
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: george on May 08, 2014, 09:23:35 PM
not sure what is the right thread for this post, i can use help from one of the mods...
see attachments


perhaps its suitable for the below threads
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=36689.msg678432#msg678432
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=10595.msg129127#msg129127
Two things:

1. The letter from the yeshiva incorrectly states that Amazon Smile donates 5% of the purchase price. In fact, they donate 0.5%.

2. Quite the irony posting that in this thread, cuz IINM buying through Amazon Smile precludes the ability to use Dan's Amazon affiliate link ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: notanonymous on May 09, 2014, 12:03:37 AM
Two things:

1. The letter from the yeshiva incorrectly states that Amazon Smile donates 5% of the purchase price. In fact, they donate 0.5%.

2. Quite the irony posting that in this thread, cuz IINM buying through Amazon Smile precludes the ability to use Dan's Amazon affiliate link ;D
Dan should definitely apply for a 501c3. 
;-)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: george on May 09, 2014, 12:06:29 AM
Dan should definitely apply for a 501c3. 
;-)
You think his current affiliate link earns him less than 0.5%?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: notanonymous on May 09, 2014, 12:13:29 AM
You think his current affiliate link earns him less than 0.5%?
I did not read the full terms of the Amazon Smiles, but if it is .5% of the sale, then yes I think that is way more than Dan gets.  He probably gets per click, regardless if anything was purchased.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on May 09, 2014, 12:18:38 AM
I did not read the full terms of the Amazon Smiles, but if it is .5% of the sale, then yes I think that is way more than Dan gets.  He probably gets per click, regardless if anything was purchased.
-1
Dan has posted elsewhere that his Ma'aser is equal (or greater than) .5%.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: notanonymous on May 09, 2014, 12:21:03 AM
-1
Dan has posted elsewhere that his Ma'aser is equal (or greater than) .5%.
What do you mean his maaser?  His referral?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Joe4007 on May 09, 2014, 12:24:56 AM
-1
Dan has posted elsewhere that his Ma'aser is equal (or greater than) .5%.
+1.

https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/help/operating/advertisingfees
What do you mean his maaser?  His referral?
Maaser OF the referral...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: notanonymous on May 09, 2014, 12:27:37 AM
+1.

https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/help/operating/advertisingfeesMaaser OF the referral...
Intrasant...not aware.  Thanks.
Is that how most referrals work nowadays?  It used to be per click.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on May 09, 2014, 12:51:57 AM
What do you mean his maaser?  His referral?
This:
+1.

Maaser OF the referral...


Intrasant...not aware.  Thanks.
Is that how most referrals work nowadays?  It used to be per click.
I'm just mentioning it so people will continue using Dan's links. There used to be a thread about Amazon Smile where this was discussed more at length, but I can't seem to find it.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 09, 2014, 07:01:10 AM
This:
I'm just mentioning it so people will continue using Dan's links. There used to be a thread about Amazon Smile where this was discussed more at length, but I can't seem to find it.
It was a thread I started and then deleted when I realized how little they were offering vs. how much Dan makes.

BTW why would any organization go through Amazon Smile if they could just get an affiliate link and make so much more? I know a few Shuls that have affiliate links on their websites.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on May 09, 2014, 07:53:13 AM
It was a thread I started and then deleted when I realized how little they were offering vs. how much Dan makes.

BTW why would any organization go through Amazon Smile if they could just get an affiliate link and make so much more? I know a few Shuls that have affiliate links on their websites.
I think that some organizations figure that the customers will bookmark that as their Amazon tab much easier than surfing and shopping through a portal.

They are both the same. (Also, may they think that the shul can track their purchases and that makes them nervous!? They can't.)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on May 09, 2014, 01:28:46 PM
Amazon Associates pays up to 15%.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BigDanFan on May 11, 2014, 02:32:29 AM
Amazon Associates pays up to 15%.
That's a big difference. 15% of total purchase goes to the charity?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on May 13, 2014, 09:22:18 AM
 You might be a DDFer if...
    you use bluebird as a verb. As in, "bluebirding".  Quotes: "I have not done bluebirding in a while... ATM was down so did it at counter."
.... but she said they closed it on purpose. New rules about bluebirding she said.

funny to read. yes, it's a verb: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=21024.msg812433#msg812433
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MarkS on May 14, 2014, 12:55:16 PM
You have so many Stop and Shop Gas points that you use a siphon pump to transfer gas from one car to another in order to maximize fillup availability! ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moishebatchy on May 14, 2014, 01:18:07 PM
You have so many Stop and Shop Gas points that you use a siphon pump to transfer gas from one car to another in order to maximize fillup availability! ;)

Where's my HT?!  >:(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on May 16, 2014, 02:21:11 AM
You are now recovering from the withdrawal symptoms you had when site was just down  ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on May 16, 2014, 02:58:41 AM
You are now recovering from the withdrawal symptoms you had when site was just down  ::)
;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on June 06, 2014, 07:01:10 PM
You're afraid to make early Shabbos and miss a deal... ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on June 06, 2014, 07:02:26 PM
You're afraid to make early Shabbos and miss a deal... ::)
Funny, being in LA doesn't have this problem...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Saver2000 on June 06, 2014, 07:23:40 PM
Funny, being in LA doesn't have this problem...
You guys have other problems  ;)

Shabbos ends 3 hours later.  8)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on June 06, 2014, 07:24:46 PM
You guys have other problems  ;)

Shabbos ends 3 hours later.  8)
I know , nothing much we can do about it.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on June 08, 2014, 12:10:14 AM
...Chase Recon is always in your recent calls.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 18, 2014, 03:13:52 PM
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on June 18, 2014, 03:19:05 PM
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
(Chase) AU's? :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Centro on June 18, 2014, 03:20:55 PM
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
That's right, just did a 3bm for my wife and she has now 2 amex ending in 1000.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 18, 2014, 03:21:47 PM
(Chase) AU's? :P
Nope. Blue Sky and my AU card on my spouse's SPG.
Point is that between the 2 of us we have 8 amex cards (not so many, I know :) ) so we were bound to overlap at some point. Makes it annoying for sorting receipts.
And I still have to add my spouse to my PRG, Blue Sky, and SPG. Then we'll have 11. Can't wait for SBS!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on June 18, 2014, 05:07:31 PM
Nope. Blue Sky and my AU card on my spouse's SPG.
Point is that between the 2 of us we have 8 amex cards (not so many, I know :) ) so we were bound to overlap at some point. Makes it annoying for sorting receipts.
And I still have to add my spouse to my PRG, Blue Sky, and SPG. Then we'll have 11. Can't wait for SBS!
There are 10,000 possible combinations for the last four digits... doesn't seem so bound to overlap!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on June 18, 2014, 08:15:52 PM
There are 10,000 possible combinations for the last four digits... doesn't seem so bound to overlap!
But Amex likes 00 as the last 2nd and 3rd.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 19, 2014, 10:06:09 AM
But Amex likes 00 as the last 2nd and 3rd.
I have 1012, 1016, and 1017...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Shmelly on June 19, 2014, 10:06:57 AM
I have 1012, 1016, and 1017...
I have all 3 of those as well.  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 19, 2014, 10:07:23 AM
I have all 3 of those as well.  ;D
you're not my spouse, though
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on June 19, 2014, 10:07:50 AM

But Amex likes 00 as the last 2nd and 3rd.
Never realized that but now that you've mentioned it I see you're right!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 19, 2014, 10:07:56 AM
I have all 3 of those as well.  ;D
I also have 1001, 1004 (x2), 1005, 1006, 1007
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on June 19, 2014, 10:25:43 AM
I have a few ending in 1000. It's annoying when looking at a receipt and trying to figure out which card I used.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on July 01, 2014, 04:55:24 PM
It's July 1 and mint.com already shows you over-budget :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 01, 2014, 04:58:07 PM
It's July 1 and mint.com already shows you over-budget :D
Adjust your budget?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 01, 2014, 04:59:49 PM
It's July 1 and mint.com already shows you over-budget :D
who can possibly have/want a budget with MS?  ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 01, 2014, 05:00:19 PM
who can possibly have/want a budget with MS?  ::)
I do, but I do it manually-ish
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 01, 2014, 05:01:46 PM
I do, but I do it manually-ish
have to keep track of real spending vs money buying...i find the more MS i do the less other spending i end up doing
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 01, 2014, 05:04:36 PM
have to keep track of real spending vs money buying...i find the more MS i do the less other spending i end up doing
:)
hmmmm
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 01, 2014, 05:05:36 PM
when your mom/spouse asks you for help with something your reply is "sure i'll help you just as soon as I'm done helping this stranger I'm messaging"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on July 02, 2014, 12:23:39 AM
when your mom/spouse asks you for help with something your reply is "sure i'll help you just as soon as I'm done helping this stranger I'm messaging"
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 02, 2014, 12:39:42 AM
if you tell your mom/spouse to PM you.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 08:23:42 AM
If you have EVEN more miles than your car does.
HT: Random Posts thread
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lubaby on July 02, 2014, 09:05:12 AM
If you have EVEN more miles than your car does.
HT: Random Posts thread
What kind of car is getting this (http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/42689) amount of miles? ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 10:16:33 AM
What kind of car is getting this (http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/42689) amount of miles? ;)
Not mine, anymore :(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on July 02, 2014, 10:18:21 AM
If you have EVEN more miles than your car does.
HT: Random Posts thread
My 3.5 year old Altima has 13K miles on it ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 10:19:09 AM
My 3.5 year old Altima has 13K miles on it ;)
My car, alav hashalom, as 10 times that. But it's a 2001...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on July 02, 2014, 10:23:03 AM
My car, alav hashalom, as 10 times that. But it's a 2001...
Before I bought the Altima I was driving my father's old Venture with 130K on it.
Broke down and bought a car after my wife got stuck when it ran out of fuel because the gas gauge was broken...

Still who doesn't have 130K miles?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 10:28:06 AM
Still who doesn't have 130K miles?
A certain relative of mine who gets a $100 statement credit on his Chase Freedom every time he accumulates 10K miles.

Why? Because I haven't convinced him yet to do otherwise...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AJK on July 02, 2014, 11:32:51 AM
who can possibly have/want a budget with MS?  ::)

Uhm, everyone should.

If you don't, it just means your budget isn't properly set up and/or you're not diligent.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Myccrabbi on July 02, 2014, 12:14:48 PM


Still who doesn't have 130K miles?
I know it's hard for you to belive
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: fc on July 02, 2014, 03:07:52 PM
There are 10,000 possible combinations for the last four digits... doesn't seem so bound to overlap!
technically only 9999 combinations
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 03:08:40 PM
technically only 9999 combinations
It can't end with 0000?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 03, 2014, 09:44:04 AM
You have dreams about gas stations
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on July 03, 2014, 10:08:51 AM
You have dreams about gas stations
... Or nightmares.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on July 03, 2014, 10:24:12 AM
You have dreams about gas stations
Or you have regret passing a BP because you found one unused BP offer.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on July 04, 2014, 02:15:11 AM
If you have EVEN more miles than your car does.
HT: Random Posts thread
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 04, 2014, 11:50:17 AM
Show unread posts since last visit.
and
Show new replies to your posts.
show the same amount of posts
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emak on July 04, 2014, 02:06:08 PM
Marriage proposal idea: Will you be the companion for my companion pass? ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 04, 2014, 06:22:40 PM
Marriage proposal idea: Will you be the companion for my companion pass? ;D
;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 06, 2014, 09:10:21 PM
if you read a ridiculous post and start seeing the responses by specific members in your head before they actually happen, and are usually spot on...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bsimchatomid on July 09, 2014, 03:03:25 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone and based on the number sequence I can hear myself saying "you have an Ink Plus" or even "the heck why are you still using Has Advantage!"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 09, 2014, 03:11:32 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and when someone says "4147" I continue typing "2021" before they even say it :).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on July 09, 2014, 03:16:28 PM

At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and when someone says "4147" I continue typing "2021" before they even say it :).
8)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on July 09, 2014, 03:42:16 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and when someone says "4147" I continue typing "2021" before they even say it :).
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and I've convinced people to get cards with better offers :D
This email gave me pure nachas:
Quote
Hi MC:

Thanks to you I have a new Sapphire. Can you call me for the new number for next month's charges? Sorry to bother you..... but 40,000 miles was so tempting.

Thank you.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on July 09, 2014, 03:44:36 PM

At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and I've convinced people to get cards with better offers :D
This email gave me pure nachas:
Next time send the suggestion with a referral link!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 09, 2014, 04:00:48 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and I've convinced people to get cards with better offers :D
This email gave me pure nachas:
:) :) :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 09, 2014, 04:01:11 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and when someone says "4147" I continue typing "2021" before they even say it :).
Just happened again this minute :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on July 09, 2014, 06:17:16 PM
 
At my job I take credit card information over the phone and based on the number sequence I can hear myself saying "you have an Ink Plus" or even "the heck why are you still using Has Advantage!"
:D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Red on July 10, 2014, 01:59:20 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on July 10, 2014, 02:18:29 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
BTDT :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Baruch on July 10, 2014, 02:20:31 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
May everything go smooth and well.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on July 10, 2014, 02:31:09 PM
You sigh wistfully every time you pass a cvs
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 10, 2014, 02:32:09 PM
You sigh wistfully every time you pass a cvs
And when you pass a S&S :)

Really, I passed a random S&S yesterday and had to tell myself not to stop, as I was running late and my goto S&S is fully loaded anyways...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 10, 2014, 02:41:24 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
B'Sha'ah Tovah
BTDT :D
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 10, 2014, 02:53:42 PM
You're sad that your new car holds less gasoline than your old one. But not SO sad, because you have more gas points than you know what to do with!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on July 10, 2014, 02:54:25 PM
your kids play with piles of empty gift cards... and ask you when you are giving them more
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Red on July 10, 2014, 03:03:18 PM
May everything go smooth and well.
B'Sha'ah Tovah
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on July 10, 2014, 03:04:15 PM
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal Tov!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on July 10, 2014, 03:19:28 PM

B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal tov! :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on July 10, 2014, 03:26:25 PM
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal tov! Where the kiddush?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moshe123 on July 10, 2014, 03:59:04 PM
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor

Or get AA A/A emails while your wife is in labor.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moes Tavern on July 10, 2014, 05:01:32 PM
your kids play with piles of empty gift cards... and ask you when you are giving them more
+1

One was also complaining why I gave the other the bigger denomination cards.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on July 10, 2014, 05:14:44 PM
+1

One was also complaining why I gave the other the bigger denomination cards.
Did you ever give them a live gc by mistake? I did...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on July 10, 2014, 05:50:57 PM
Did you ever give them a live gc by mistake? I did...
yup.
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=33898.msg848448#msg848448
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moes Tavern on July 10, 2014, 06:04:26 PM
Did you ever give them a live gc by mistake? I did...
Thankfully no.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2014, 06:24:18 PM
...you can pronounce my first name.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on July 10, 2014, 06:29:29 PM
...you can pronounce my first name.
ALOL!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 10, 2014, 06:36:52 PM
ALOL!
+1  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 10, 2014, 06:39:53 PM
...you can pronounce my first name.
The joys! I have such a name too...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Joe4007 on July 13, 2014, 07:47:12 PM
Or get AA A/A emails while your wife is in labor.
Traumatic...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 13, 2014, 10:15:06 PM
Traumatic...
At least SHE didn't have to go through what I just went through... ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 15, 2014, 09:52:26 PM
when having a conversation about e-cigs/flavors your friend says it's like hookah...and it takes a minute of trying to figure out how smoking some vapor is like Hanging Up, Calling Again to realize they said Hookah not HUCA :o
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MEIR613 on July 15, 2014, 10:22:47 PM
when having a conversation about e-cigs/flavors your friend says it's like hookah...and it takes a minute of trying to figure out how smoking some vapor is like Hanging Up, Calling Again to realize they said Hookah not HUCA :o
Repost
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 15, 2014, 10:23:36 PM
Repost
figured but it just happened so had to post
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DovtheBear on July 15, 2014, 10:33:31 PM
...you're afraid to get stopped, every time you pull out your wallet.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on July 16, 2014, 03:01:26 AM
...You assume #freepalestine is an Amex Sync promo
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on July 16, 2014, 04:12:22 AM
...You assume #freepalestine is an Amex Sync promo
Lmao!!!

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 16, 2014, 04:15:19 AM
...You assume #freepalestine is an Amex Sync promo
i thoght it would belong here: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.msg694403#msg694403
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 16, 2014, 11:59:53 AM
...you're afraid to get stopped, every time you pull out your wallet.
huh?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 17, 2014, 02:07:48 AM
you go to return some things at Banana and the sales associate's jaw drops, followed by "How on earth are you getting these things for WAY less that what I pay with my employees discount !?!?"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BigDanFan on July 17, 2014, 02:23:21 AM
you drive by a new large CVS that they are building with red brick, a drive-thru pharmacy, and think, "What a waste; such an expensive building and no VRs."
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moes Tavern on July 17, 2014, 01:07:27 PM
you drive by a new large CVS that they are building with red brick, a drive-thru pharmacy, and think, "What a waste; such an expensive building and no VRs."
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 17, 2014, 01:22:48 PM
You go to Rite Aid to fill a prescription, and can't help but look longingly at the gift card rack
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on July 20, 2014, 03:39:44 PM
Whenever you go places with your kids, they complain "you are looking at the gift cards again"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 20, 2014, 06:47:10 PM
When you want to pull up a certain DDF thread, you find it easier to search your browser history than to search DDF
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aradisc on July 20, 2014, 08:32:23 PM
You go to Rite Aid to fill a prescription, and can't help but look longingly at the gift card rack

+1 today
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 20, 2014, 08:46:18 PM
you cringe when you see 2 young boys buying OV at CVS with cash, all excited that they can now shop online
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on July 20, 2014, 10:36:23 PM
You go to Rite Aid to the gift card rack
FTFY. ;)
Whenever you go places with your DW, they complain "you are looking at the gift cards again"
FTFY. :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on July 20, 2014, 10:37:51 PM
FTFY. ;) FTFY. :)
No,  dw is happy. She likes traveling for free. She even loaded a couple of gc in WM tonight for me
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on July 20, 2014, 10:39:55 PM
No,  dw is happy. She likes traveling for free. She even loaded a couple of gc in WM tonight for me
Lucky you. Iy"h by me too. ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on July 20, 2014, 10:57:19 PM
Lucky you. Iy"h by me too. ;)
Tonight was first time. She came with me on a couple of runs previously (ie. Dw shopping and me loading) and I showed her the ropes
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on July 20, 2014, 11:29:23 PM
Interesting that DH and I had a long car ride together today and it was the 1st time he had an interest in understanding what I've been doing.  GCs, BB...how much an airline ticket therefore costs us.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 20, 2014, 11:38:03 PM
Tonight was first time. She came with me on a couple of runs previously (ie. Dw shopping and me loading) and I showed her the ropes
Interesting that DH and I had a long car ride together today and it was the 1st time he had an interest in understanding what I've been doing.  GCs, BB...how much an airline ticket therefore costs us.
this is how it starts. some days my significant other does more MS than me.
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Post by: etech0 on July 21, 2014, 04:53:21 PM
You cringe when someone uses FR to abbreviate fundraising
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Post by: ah on July 21, 2014, 04:58:07 PM
You cringe when someone uses FR to abbreviate fundraising
if lots of things that would never make others cringe make you cringe...
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Post by: etech0 on July 21, 2014, 05:02:08 PM
if lots of things that would never make others cringe make you cringe...
:D
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Post by: MC on July 21, 2014, 05:11:39 PM
I was asked today about an AA meeting using our facilities for a meeting and it took me a good moment to realize what the question really was.
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Post by: Achas Veachas on July 21, 2014, 06:55:35 PM
I was asked today about an AA meeting using our facilities for a meeting and it took me a good moment to realize what the question really was.
My name is Achas and I've had an AA...
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Post by: etech0 on July 21, 2014, 09:07:19 PM
You listen to music during the 3 weeks - but most of it is screechy and full of static
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Post by: Super Speed on July 21, 2014, 10:08:24 PM

You listen to music during the 3 weeks - but most of it is screechy and full of static
DDFer?
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Post by: etech0 on July 21, 2014, 10:26:28 PM
DDFer?
HUCAer
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Post by: DovtheBear on July 21, 2014, 10:27:14 PM
DDFer?
Took me a second, too. I assume he means waiting on hold.
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Post by: ah on July 21, 2014, 10:33:10 PM
Took me a second, too. I assume he means waiting on hold.
She
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Post by: Super Speed on July 21, 2014, 11:47:23 PM

Took me a second, too. I assume he means waiting on hold.
Oh. :-[
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Post by: Super Speed on July 21, 2014, 11:55:21 PM

She
Will this never end?
 8)
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Post by: Joe4007 on July 22, 2014, 02:23:16 AM
She


Time for blue and pink profiles, don't you think?
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Post by: DovtheBear on July 22, 2014, 02:35:14 AM
Time for blue and pink profiles, don't you think?
To make it more confusing?
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Post by: etech0 on July 22, 2014, 10:40:26 AM
To make it more confusing?
Why would that be more confusing?
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 22, 2014, 10:45:52 AM
you assume everyone is a male on the forums.
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Post by: etech0 on July 22, 2014, 10:47:17 AM
you assume everyone is a male on the forums.
Ha!

This would be much more confusing if we all spoke hebrew here
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Post by: lubaby on July 22, 2014, 11:02:56 AM
Ha!

This would be much more confusing if we all spoke hebrew here
Or only half the members and you had to guess which grammar people were using.
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Post by: mochada on July 28, 2014, 08:05:48 PM
If you got confused why the grocery store (same size as a typical Shoprite/SnS) in small town TN, did not accept Amex for a $12 purchase.
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Post by: Novo on July 29, 2014, 01:55:27 AM
If a drive that usually takes 1 hour will take you 1-1/2 hours
(If there's a Staples or S&S OTW)
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Post by: lunatic on July 29, 2014, 11:56:40 AM
If a drive that usually takes 1 hour will take you 1-1/2 hours
(If there's a Staples or S&S OTW)
Or Wal mart
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Post by: lunatic on July 29, 2014, 11:57:24 AM
If you are ready to buy gas and get annoyed because you forget to bring the right cc
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 29, 2014, 03:10:30 PM
you just can't leave some things go.
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Post by: etech0 on July 29, 2014, 03:17:05 PM
you just can't leave some things go.
like
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Post by: yakov116 on July 29, 2014, 06:42:25 PM
You adapt-a-wiki
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Post by: D93 on July 29, 2014, 06:44:40 PM
on a 5 hour drive, you find it necessary to stop at every staples and walmart on the way , making a 5 hr trip into a 7 hr trip!
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Post by: Adam101 on July 29, 2014, 07:48:38 PM

on a 5 hour drive, you find it necessary to stop at every staples and walmart on the way
happens all the time
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Post by: DovtheBear on July 31, 2014, 02:39:13 PM
You adapt-a-wiki
Or even adopt.
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Post by: Myccrabbi on August 02, 2014, 09:31:20 PM
....You enter a plane you make a left.
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Post by: Super Speed on August 02, 2014, 09:35:41 PM

....You enter a plane you make a left.
Famous!
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on August 03, 2014, 07:52:38 PM
out of the blue you offer the help another without that person even asking.
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Post by: D93 on August 03, 2014, 07:53:30 PM
You make an anniversary party on your first year of DDF
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Post by: Super Speed on August 03, 2014, 08:00:48 PM
You make an anniversary party on your first year of DDF
-1, I'm a DDFer and I haven't done that. :D
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Post by: Myccrabbi on August 03, 2014, 08:05:26 PM
If you -1 alot
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Post by: Achas Veachas on August 03, 2014, 08:48:47 PM
If you -1 alot
-1
I'm a DDFer and I don't do that. :P
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Post by: Myccrabbi on August 03, 2014, 08:50:37 PM
-1
I'm a DDFer and I don't do that. :P
Lol
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Post by: AnonymousUser on August 04, 2014, 12:00:37 AM
... If you buy gas at a gas station other than Shell, and your CC gets declined due to fraud since the amount was too high. :)
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Post by: etech0 on August 04, 2014, 10:40:23 AM
... If you buy gas at a gas station other than Shell, and your CC gets declined due to fraud since the amount was too high. :)
:)
You mean the only thing you buy at gas stations is gas??
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Post by: AnonymousUser on August 04, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
:)
You mean the only thing you buy at gas stations is gas??
You found one that takes CC? 8)
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Post by: stbaum on August 04, 2014, 02:35:49 PM
Interesting that DH and I had a long car ride together today and it was the 1st time he had an interest in understanding what I've been doing.  GCs, BB...how much an airline ticket therefore costs us.

i love your gender icon! i gotta copy... us chicas gotta stick together!
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Post by: Dan on August 04, 2014, 02:37:20 PM
i love your gender icon! i gotta copy... us chicas gotta stick together!
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?action=profile;area=forumprofile
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Post by: stbaum on August 04, 2014, 02:38:50 PM
must be new... i LOVE it :)
why do i have a feeling only the girls are gonna do this?
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Post by: etech0 on August 04, 2014, 02:40:25 PM
must be new... i LOVE it :)
why do i have a feeling only the girls are gonna do this?
And maybe not ALL the girls...
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Post by: stbaum on August 04, 2014, 02:41:37 PM
And maybe not ALL the girls...

apparently not  ;)
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Post by: etech0 on August 04, 2014, 02:42:35 PM
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?action=profile;area=forumprofile
Isn't there supposed to be an option for "I prefer not to answer"?
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Post by: Super Speed on August 04, 2014, 02:45:44 PM

Isn't there supposed to be an option for "I prefer not to answer"?
You don't need to answer.
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Post by: etech0 on August 04, 2014, 02:46:50 PM
You don't need to answer.
I know I know...
twas a joke
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Post by: Achas Veachas on August 04, 2014, 02:53:48 PM
Shouldn't there be an "other" option like Google? :P
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on August 04, 2014, 03:59:23 PM
Isn't there supposed to be an option for "I prefer not to answer"?
just pick the opposite.  :)
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Post by: Myccrabbi on August 04, 2014, 04:01:34 PM
just pick the opposite.  :)
Lol! You became female.
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Post by: MeirS on August 04, 2014, 04:07:19 PM
Those of us on Tapatalk are missing out on all the fun.
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Post by: MC on August 04, 2014, 04:07:32 PM
just pick the opposite.  :)
;D ;D
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Post by: ah on August 15, 2014, 03:23:36 PM
You find clear gooey pieces in the oddest places...
You don't know what to say when someone awkwardly notices you playing with some gooey substance that may resemble something else
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Post by: BigDanFan on August 17, 2014, 12:38:33 PM
you can smell the difference when you unpack -
  if you've been to a sheraton vs. "W" vs. westin  -  the clothes smell different from each place
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Post by: lunatic on August 18, 2014, 09:31:48 PM
Two years after you open a CC, you realize that you never made your spouse an AU
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Post by: Abet rich on August 18, 2014, 10:11:55 PM
Constantly checking for an update to your post (email). Even on vacation.
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Post by: username on August 22, 2014, 01:03:04 PM
Know the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Novo on August 24, 2014, 06:57:16 AM
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
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Post by: aygart on August 24, 2014, 07:33:53 AM
+1
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Post by: Achas Veachas on August 24, 2014, 08:50:08 AM
 
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
:'(  :-X
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Post by: MC on August 24, 2014, 08:57:09 AM

You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
Or made a mental note to read it all later and when you came back couldn't find it!
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Post by: MeirS on August 24, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
Again??
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Post by: Novo on August 24, 2014, 01:30:12 PM
Again??
We have smart mods, I totally agree with them.
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Post by: MC on August 24, 2014, 01:32:21 PM

We have smart mods, I totally agree with them.
Quick too
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Post by: Achas Veachas on August 24, 2014, 01:39:18 PM
Yup. Today's thread took a quick turn for the weird...
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Post by: bermo on August 24, 2014, 03:10:37 PM
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
anyone mind sharing which thread?
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Post by: Super Speed on August 24, 2014, 03:11:40 PM

anyone mind sharing which thread?
Its not around anymore.
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Post by: bermo on August 24, 2014, 03:13:40 PM
I was asking what WAS the topic?
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Post by: Joe4007 on August 24, 2014, 03:14:56 PM
I was asking what WAS the topic?
Stupidity.
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Post by: Moes Tavern on August 24, 2014, 03:23:12 PM
Its not around anymore.
SSOIDH   :P
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Post by: Super Speed on August 24, 2014, 03:24:38 PM
I don't want to also get booted...
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Post by: Achas Veachas on August 24, 2014, 03:25:14 PM
SSOIDH   :P
Let's just go with IDH... :P
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Post by: lunatic on August 24, 2014, 06:59:44 PM
It was waiting to be deleted
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Post by: etech0 on August 24, 2014, 10:20:17 PM
What was it called?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on August 24, 2014, 10:26:38 PM
You snooze you lose... :P
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Post by: etech0 on August 24, 2014, 10:27:05 PM
You snooze you lose...
#vacation
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Post by: ah on August 24, 2014, 10:28:57 PM
You snooze you lose... :P
i think in this case...you snooze you won
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Post by: etech0 on August 25, 2014, 12:10:37 AM
i think in this case...you snooze you won
;D
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Post by: MC on August 26, 2014, 12:11:41 AM
You go to Walmart on vacation and before you can stop, you catch yourself looking around for an ATM
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Post by: Yehoshua on August 26, 2014, 12:14:29 AM
You go to Walmart on vacation and before you can stop, you catch yourself looking around for an ATM
You mean you didn't bring GCs with you? They probably have  a lot fewer people loading Bluebird in HI than in LA
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Post by: Joe4007 on August 26, 2014, 09:00:19 AM
You mean you didn't bring GCs with you? They probably have  a lot fewer people loading Bluebird in HI than in LA
With the toaster oven and all I'm not so sure
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Post by: Yehoshua on August 26, 2014, 09:06:08 AM
With the toaster oven and all I'm not so sure
Good point
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Post by: etech0 on August 26, 2014, 11:37:05 AM
You go to Walmart on vacation and before you can stop, you catch yourself looking around for an ATM
We passed one or to but "this is VACATION". Didn't even go in :).
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Post by: Yehoshua on August 26, 2014, 11:55:35 AM
We passed one or two but "this is VACATION". Didn't even go in :).
ftfy
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Post by: etech0 on August 26, 2014, 12:12:47 PM
ftfy
Good point! Guess grammar is on vacation too...
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Post by: etech0 on August 28, 2014, 11:45:27 AM
You know that TRed is better than FRed
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Post by: etech0 on September 01, 2014, 09:51:10 PM
you regularly say tehilim after clicking on green buttons...
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Post by: etech0 on September 02, 2014, 10:38:33 AM
When searching for a spouse, you'd prefer one whose name sounds like it could be male or female
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on September 02, 2014, 10:40:42 AM
You refuse to hear any Shidduch with someone who doesn't have a SSN
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Post by: Chapshnell on September 02, 2014, 12:24:06 PM
When searching for a spouse, you'd prefer one whose name sounds like it could be male or female
A+
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Post by: Mordyk on September 02, 2014, 12:40:33 PM
When searching for a spouse, you'd prefer one whose name sounds like it could be male or female
when i call and say im my wife they start calling me mister. they dont even realize that on the account should be a women ;D
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Post by: etech0 on September 02, 2014, 12:42:19 PM
when i call and say im my wife they start calling me mister. they dont even realize that on the account should be a women ;D
haha!
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Post by: D93 on September 02, 2014, 01:52:31 PM
You refuse to hear any Shidduch with someone who doesn't have a SSN
or you request a credit report along with the shidduch resume!
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Post by: Adam101 on September 02, 2014, 06:36:48 PM
or you request a credit report along with the shidduch resume!
+1
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Post by: ah on September 02, 2014, 11:08:11 PM
You have the same 5 $20 bills in your wallet that you retrieved from the atm machine over 3 months ago
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Post by: Yehoshua on September 02, 2014, 11:10:38 PM
You have the same 5 $20 bills in your wallet that you retrieved from the atm machine over 3 months ago
I have a $10 bill in my wallet from 4 years ago.
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Post by: etech0 on September 02, 2014, 11:48:08 PM
what does the M in ATM stand for?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lubaby on September 02, 2014, 11:48:37 PM
what does the M in ATM stand for?
Mystery!
Or Magic!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AI-TRAVEL on September 02, 2014, 11:51:27 PM
When you see a license plate with the numbers DFW579 and you think of the airport.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on September 03, 2014, 12:12:04 AM
When you see a license plate with the numbers DFW579 and you think of the airport.
i saw a minivan with DDF today and got excited for a second...then realized I'm a big loser
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Post by: etech0 on September 09, 2014, 10:26:21 AM
You read a DDF post and know who wrote it without checking the name.
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Post by: AnonymousUser on September 09, 2014, 10:27:54 AM
You read a DDF post and know who wrote it without checking the name.
+1, and I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing. :P
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Post by: Achas Veachas on September 09, 2014, 10:32:06 AM
+1, and I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing. :P
Depends for who...
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Post by: @Yehuda on September 09, 2014, 10:32:48 AM
...your FB buzzes all the time from the 2 or 3 guys that want to get into cc's but refuse to put in the work to learn how to do it properly on DDF and ask you all the n00b questions in the world.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on September 09, 2014, 02:30:19 PM
...your FB buzzes all the time from the 2 or 3 guys that want to get into cc's but refuse to put in the work to learn how to do it properly on DDF and ask you all the n00b questions in the world.
... Or whatsapp, or SMS.
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Post by: ckmk47 on September 11, 2014, 06:35:38 PM
You cringe when you see that there's a new entry in the 'dumb mistakes we make' thread.  You want to learn from someone's mistakes, but it sometimes hurts too much.
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Post by: @Yehuda on September 14, 2014, 08:39:04 AM
You have a dream that your wife wanted to make a surprise trip for you so she applied for 4 credit cards (not via 4BM) and only got approved for 2 of them and ruined your chances of getting the SW cards you were hoping to get at the end of the year.
Title: Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
Post by: yitzf on September 14, 2014, 08:21:39 PM
Google Now just asked me if I want to set Wal-Mart as my place of work.
Guess I go there too often :)
Title: Re: Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
Post by: AnonymousUser on September 14, 2014, 08:25:07 PM
Google Now just asked me if I want to set Wal-Mart as my place of work.
Guess I go there too often :)
ALOL!
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Post by: etech0 on September 14, 2014, 10:38:11 PM
Google Now just asked me if I want to set Wal-Mart as my place of work.
Guess I go there too often :)
If you would, you could make a lot of us very happy!
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Post by: AnonymousUser on September 15, 2014, 07:41:17 AM
You have a dream that your wife wanted to make a surprise trip for you so she applied for 4 credit cards (not via 4BM) and only got approved for 2 of them and ruined your chances of getting the SW cards you were hoping to get at the end of the year.
I think you mean a nightmare. :D
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Post by: @Yehuda on September 15, 2014, 07:54:37 AM
I think you mean a nightmare. :D
Agreed
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on September 22, 2014, 06:16:07 PM
You've had two offers in the past couple of days from people wanting to pay you to MS for them
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Post by: etech0 on September 22, 2014, 10:28:23 PM
You've had two offers in the past couple of days from people wanting to pay you to MS for them
you should put ads in all the frum newspapers
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on October 04, 2014, 06:33:07 PM
You read Artscrolls translation of "aguda achas" as "a united group" and you think Star Alliance
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on October 05, 2014, 12:13:11 AM
You stock up on gas during the third quarter that lasts you the rest of the year.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on October 05, 2014, 12:14:43 AM
You stock up on gas during the third quarter that lasts you the rest of the year.
whoa!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on October 05, 2014, 12:17:38 AM
You cringe when your neighbor tells you he can't afford to take his family on vacation because hotels are too expensive (happened today).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on October 05, 2014, 12:24:33 AM
You cringe when your neighbor tells you he can't afford to take his family on vacation because hotels are too expensive (happened today).
Well they are expensive, if you think about it :)
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Post by: nafnaf12 on October 05, 2014, 02:45:53 AM
U buy and aliyah And pay with miles,(prob a repost)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: VacationLover on October 05, 2014, 08:01:52 AM
You go VERY early to the airport just to enjoy the lounges (possible a repost)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 05, 2014, 08:09:33 AM
...you call someone a fool and stupid only to find out you were looking in a mirror.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on October 05, 2014, 08:23:11 AM
...you call someone a fool and stupid only to find out you were looking in a mirror.
Is that only DDFers? I know plenty of non DDF fools who do the same thing :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 05, 2014, 08:25:34 AM
Is that only DDFers? I know plenty of non DDF fools who do the same thing :P
I try and use current events for data points.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David R on October 12, 2014, 04:24:37 PM
you DDF in the shower.
I do.
http://www.staples.com/office/supplies/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&partNumber=399522
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on October 12, 2014, 04:27:05 PM
You wake up in the middle of the night, out of breath from applying "spend $200 at Macy's.com, get $200 statement credit" onto all your amex cards.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on October 12, 2014, 06:22:55 PM
You went to target today,  for the first time in a long time
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 15, 2014, 02:15:24 AM
…you easily engage a troll.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DP7 on October 15, 2014, 12:56:42 PM
You get overly excited when finding out that the vending machine at the client you are working on charges 25 cents for a can of soda and takes credit card (Freedom 10 cpp still active).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on October 15, 2014, 01:05:23 PM
You get overly excited when finding out that the vending machine at the client you are working on charges 25 cents for a can of soda and takes credit card (Freedom 10 cpp still active).
thats like 1970 and 2014 colliding right there
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BigDanFan on October 15, 2014, 01:16:05 PM
you DDF in the shower.
I do.
http://www.staples.com/office/supplies/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&partNumber=399522

in the shower?   :o  holding it, or it's mounted on the wall?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David R on October 15, 2014, 01:36:54 PM
in the shower?   :o  holding it, or it's mounted on the wall?
Either way. Did you see the link? You can attach the strap and hang it from something on the wall, hold it in your hands or put it down on a surface with the stand holding it at an angle.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on October 15, 2014, 01:42:22 PM
you DDF in the shower.
I do.
http://www.staples.com/office/supplies/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&partNumber=399522
Oh brother. You're missing out.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on October 15, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
You get a wedding invitation for thanksgiving weekend with the monogram SBS and u cant get over the coincidence, true story
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 15, 2014, 06:19:44 PM
...you think the Redcard is a game changer.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sguitarist18 on October 19, 2014, 01:28:05 PM
when i call and say im my wife they start calling me mister. they dont even realize that on the account should be a women ;D

I sometimes have fun and say, "excuse me, it's 'ma'am.'"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Redbull3 on October 22, 2014, 03:19:32 PM
You get a wedding invitation for thanksgiving weekend with the monogram SBS and u cant get over the coincidence, true story

You make excuses and turn down invitations to go away for that weekend bc you don't wanna miss sbs at your favorite location, also true story
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 22, 2014, 04:57:51 PM
...your Amex BC was just closed.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Centro on October 22, 2014, 05:00:21 PM
...your Amex BC wasn't just closed.
FTFY
Source (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=45992.msg942296.msg#942296).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ilherman on October 22, 2014, 05:03:48 PM
Today is a very sad day for you.......
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on October 22, 2014, 08:51:19 PM
you post annoying comments about Chaim Moskowitz
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BigDanFan on October 24, 2014, 02:00:32 PM
you miss CV bec he was awaiting the bluebird thread to reach 770 pages and soon it will, but he's not around to see it happen  :'(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: @Yehuda on October 24, 2014, 02:16:34 PM
you miss CV bec he was awaiting the bluebird thread to reach 770 pages and soon it will, but he's not around to see it happen  :'(
My BB thread is only 220 pages.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BigDanFan on October 24, 2014, 02:21:16 PM
My BB thread is only 220 pages.

this one is at #764: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=21024.11445
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: @Yehuda on October 24, 2014, 02:58:14 PM
this one is at #764: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=21024.11445
It's based on your profile preferences. I chose to have the max amount of threads show up per page, which means I have less overall pages. Even when I click on your link. :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on October 24, 2014, 03:44:11 PM
It's based on your profile preferences. I chose to have the max amount of threads show up per page, which means I have less overall pages. Even when I click on your link. :)
I'm also at page 459.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AJK on October 24, 2014, 03:47:12 PM
You consider things like this...

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=46074.0
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ilherman on October 25, 2014, 08:27:53 PM
you miss CV bec he was awaiting the bluebird thread to reach 770 pages and soon it will, but he's not around to see it happen  :'(
you post annoying comments about Chaim Moskowitz
;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on October 25, 2014, 08:31:29 PM
;)
Just as annoying
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: BigDanFan on October 27, 2014, 12:10:36 AM
;)

 ilherman ->  yes:
you post annoying comments about Chaim Moskowitz

you miss CV

 (intentional timing) 
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AharonInIsrael on October 27, 2014, 03:47:46 PM
... You write a long email to your mother explaining what MS is and she tells you you she's been buying VGCs from Staples using her IB for a while already
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on October 27, 2014, 04:04:19 PM
... You write a long email to your mother explaining what MS is and she tells you you she's been buying VGCs from Staples using her IB for a while already


lol

You must be shepping such Nachas. :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AharonInIsrael on October 27, 2014, 04:26:56 PM

lol

You must be shepping such Nachas. :)
Definitely :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AharonInIsrael on October 29, 2014, 03:50:35 AM
Also:
... if when speaking to your 2.5 year old daughter you can say "at restaurants we use the.." and she answers "blue card!" (AKA CSP)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: D93 on October 30, 2014, 03:22:59 AM
Also:
... if when speaking to your 2.5 year old daughter you can say "at restaurants we use the.." and she answers "blue card!" (AKA CSP)
now that's what I call true chinuch! LOL  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on October 30, 2014, 01:00:59 PM
Your 2 year old's favorite toy is a stack of 20 gift cards. He screamed "need more credit cards!" When you originally gave him only one.

He walks around with them all in his pocket where they barely fit. But when he's with his parents and they go to pay at a store, he pulls out his stack and they get strange looks.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lubaby on October 30, 2014, 01:09:58 PM
Your 2 year old's favorite toy is a stack of 20 gift cards. He screamed "need more credit cards!" When you originally gave him only one.

He walks around with them all in his pocket where they barely fit. But when he's with his parents and they go to pay at a store, he pulls out his stack and they get strange looks.
Your kid doesn't have Apple Pay yet?  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on October 30, 2014, 01:13:25 PM
Your kid doesn't have Apple Pay yet?  ;)
"His" phone is an old blackberry.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on November 07, 2014, 03:43:50 PM
Each time you type the name Avi, your phone autocorrects it to avios
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: nafnaf12 on November 07, 2014, 04:04:16 PM
Each time you type the name Avi, your phone autocorrects it to avios
LOL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: smurf on November 08, 2014, 11:08:35 PM
Each time you type the name Avi, your phone autocorrects it to avios
similarly,
You type "chase" and your phone assumes you meant "Chase"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on November 09, 2014, 12:43:16 PM
Your 10 year old daughter knows how to load bb cards on the atm
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on November 09, 2014, 12:49:01 PM
Your 10 year old daughter knows how to load bb cards on the atm

Wow. In awe. We can teach these skills in school.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on November 09, 2014, 12:58:34 PM
Your 10 year old daughter knows how to load bb cards on the atm
With me it's a 5 yr old :P she loves doing it
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on November 10, 2014, 10:07:01 PM
Your conversations sometimes go like this:
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/10/07ab710c23ed393e894be9ef1c887b2a.jpg)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on November 10, 2014, 10:13:35 PM
Your conversations sometimes go like this:
(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/10/07ab710c23ed393e894be9ef1c887b2a.jpg)
Lol. Did you decide in the end? We're going to OGG.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on November 10, 2014, 10:50:58 PM
Lol. Did you decide in the end? We're going to OGG.
Still not. And I figured as much from your activity in the Maui thread.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on November 10, 2014, 10:52:44 PM
Still not. And I figured as much from your activity in the Maui thread.  :)
I just booked today though. DW has never been. I haven't been in ages.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on November 10, 2014, 10:53:21 PM

I just booked today though. DW has never been. I haven't been in ages.
Can't wait to hear the TR - from both sides!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on November 10, 2014, 10:54:23 PM
Can't wait to hear the TR - from both sides!
I just hope it's not raining this time. It puts a damper on everything.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on November 12, 2014, 11:22:27 PM
you don't really want to admit it, but you just channeled your inner meshy and watched a random succession of weird a$$ youtube videos
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on November 18, 2014, 08:10:20 PM
you owe $10 on a whole bunch of CCs
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on November 18, 2014, 08:14:50 PM
you owe $10 on a whole bunch of CCs
???

what did I miss?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on November 18, 2014, 08:16:55 PM
???

what did I miss?

(a peek into the future) ...SBS
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on November 18, 2014, 08:17:48 PM
(a peek into the future) ...SBS
That would be $0.

I'm referring to walmart.com
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on November 18, 2014, 08:20:36 PM
That would be $0.

I'm referring to walmart.com

okay -- unless a store makes you swipe $20 to get your $10 credit each time. Three times.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on November 18, 2014, 08:22:04 PM
okay -- unless a store makes you swipe $20 to get your $10 credit each time. Three times.
:)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: smurf on November 18, 2014, 08:23:11 PM
you owe $10 on a whole bunch of CCs
$90
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on November 19, 2014, 08:24:09 PM
You are wishing that you were at DDSCH right now..... 
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: VacationLover on November 19, 2014, 08:26:34 PM
You are wishing that you were at DDSCH right now.....
Did Dan reveal any new stuff?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on November 19, 2014, 08:28:34 PM
Did Dan reveal any new stuff?

REDcard came out since his most recent DDS. Prob also new airline system edits/changes...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: chucksterace on November 19, 2014, 08:29:28 PM

Did Dan reveal any new stuff?

Not yet. I am thinking that mostly would be stuff removed but also adding redcard
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Lunatic on November 19, 2014, 08:30:08 PM
If you teach target cashiers how to load redcards
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on November 21, 2014, 02:36:33 AM
You snack on baking ingredients
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on November 21, 2014, 02:47:51 AM
You snack on baking ingredients
+1
 :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Lunatic on November 22, 2014, 07:29:12 PM
Your 2 year old 's activity is opening credit card envelopes
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on November 26, 2014, 12:03:05 AM
30 years old seems old
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on December 01, 2014, 04:40:44 PM
you now have a nice stock of toy trucks
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: clear thinker on December 01, 2014, 04:49:13 PM
You like when the product you buy in staples has a larger "easy" (mail-in) rebate then the instant rebates...........
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on December 01, 2014, 05:00:13 PM
You like when the product you buy in staples has a larger "easy" (mail-in) rebate then the instant rebates...........
But then you've got lots of rebate visas that don't generate any more points.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: clear thinker on December 01, 2014, 05:02:50 PM
But then you've got lots of rebate visas that don't generate any more points.
Just like the visas that u buy there!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David R on December 01, 2014, 11:15:36 PM
But then you've got lots of rebate visas that don't generate any more points.
Just like the visas that u buy there!
I just used my rebate Visa to pay a Citi credit card bill, which you can't do AFAIK with a Visa gift card you buy in Staples. That's almost as good as cash to me.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on December 01, 2014, 11:32:18 PM
Clear thinker - that was a clear thought!
David R - how? on my citi account page? (I have no balance to try it myself)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David R on December 02, 2014, 12:04:39 AM
Clear thinker - that was a clear thought!
David R - how? on my citi account page? (I have no balance to try it myself)
No. Happy reading. (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=43662.0)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on December 02, 2014, 12:13:36 AM
No. Happy reading. (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=43662.0)
Thanks.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: clear thinker on December 02, 2014, 01:31:53 AM
Clear thinker - that was a clear thought!
David R - how? on my citi account page? (I have no balance to try it myself)
Tnx 4 the compliment!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Something Fishy on December 02, 2014, 08:40:40 AM
Your phone autocorrects perfectly spelled words to airport codes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on December 02, 2014, 11:37:50 AM
When writing the abbreviation for the state of Alaska you write AS before doing a double-take and start laughing.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on December 02, 2014, 11:40:36 AM
When writing the abbreviation for the state of Alaska you write AS before doing a double-take and start laughing.
:)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on December 02, 2014, 11:42:27 AM
Your phone autocorrects perfectly spelled words to airport codes.
Nice.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on December 18, 2014, 08:38:42 PM
your spouse says,
"we keep getting so many points - when are we going to win??"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: cozmohoot on December 18, 2014, 09:03:04 PM
Someone writes C'V in a text message and i wonder how they know count valentine
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on January 01, 2015, 06:45:43 PM
It's 6:45pm on the East Coast after Asarah b'Teves and you're imagining the good sushi and steaks that are being served at Shallots in Chicago...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on January 01, 2015, 06:48:15 PM
It's 6:45pm on the East Coast after Asarah b'Teves and you're imagining the good sushi and steaks that are being served at Shallots in Chicago...
+1000
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: attorneyatlaw on January 01, 2015, 07:55:53 PM
not according to Section 121 P 3h
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on January 01, 2015, 08:10:25 PM
not according to Section 121 P 3h

..timing off?.... 
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on January 01, 2015, 11:44:10 PM
Youre the only person in Target who didnt spend money.. actually walked out with money.....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JoeCha on January 01, 2015, 11:54:12 PM
If you had to fast two times this year to observe Asarah B'tevet.

Guess how.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on January 01, 2015, 11:57:27 PM
If you had to fast two times this year to observe Asarah B'tevet.

Guess how.
what does it have do to with being a ddfer? should be in the "you might be a Jew" thread
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JoeCha on January 02, 2015, 12:01:53 AM
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on January 02, 2015, 12:12:02 AM
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lubaby on January 02, 2015, 12:27:56 AM
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
That's to make up for not having to fast in 2014  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on January 02, 2015, 12:28:17 AM
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.

well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
Date line?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JoeCha on January 02, 2015, 12:45:59 AM
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
:o


Date line?
Yes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on January 02, 2015, 04:16:14 PM
all the target employees know the last 4 digits of your cc number 
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moes Tavern on January 04, 2015, 02:44:51 AM
all the target employees know the last 4 digits of your cc number 
Count my Staples folks as well
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on January 04, 2015, 12:56:39 PM
Walk in to target on the phone with gift card mall
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on January 04, 2015, 03:08:38 PM
You are in staples with your 2 year old and he recognizes the vgc and says "those are like mine"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moes Tavern on January 04, 2015, 05:25:18 PM
Take a trip to walmart with my family and my son asks if he push the gift card buttons on the ATM
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on January 04, 2015, 05:44:22 PM
Take a trip to walmart with my family and my son asks if he push the gift card buttons on the ATM
:)
The next generation of fighting over "who gets to push the elevator button".
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 04, 2015, 05:51:40 PM
...you are obsessed with the Red Card.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on January 04, 2015, 05:53:41 PM
Or you are obsessed with the fact that people
are obsessed with the Red Card.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Super Speed on January 04, 2015, 06:10:07 PM
...you are obsessed with the Red Card.
You are apparently...

...you read the Target Prepaid REDcard thread for a good laugh.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 04, 2015, 06:12:26 PM
You are apparently...
I read the RC thread for a good laugh and see how obsessed with this card many are. I am so obsessed with this card I have 10 of them, NOT!  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on January 04, 2015, 06:42:20 PM
I read the RC thread for a good laugh and see how obsessed with this card many are. I am so obsessed with this card I have 10 of them, NOT! 
Did you notice the same questions being asked 10 and 15 times over
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on January 04, 2015, 07:49:47 PM
Walk in to target on the phone with gift card mall
Real DDFers do NOT use Target RC For liquidating GC's.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 04, 2015, 08:00:41 PM
Real DDFers do NOT use Target RC For liquidating GC's.
Then they don't know what they are doing.  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on January 04, 2015, 08:00:45 PM
Real DDFers do NOT use Target RC For liquidating GC's.
Well I do. I guess I am fake
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on January 04, 2015, 08:02:37 PM
No Big Eagles nearby?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 04, 2015, 08:06:12 PM
No Big Eagles nearby?
Do they take Amex GC's?  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on January 04, 2015, 08:10:52 PM
Well I do. I guess I am fake

I am fake too I guess
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on January 04, 2015, 08:33:34 PM
Short of meeting a spending threshold,  why would you not do staples vgc?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: upside down on January 04, 2015, 08:38:30 PM
... you have more paper coming to you then you know what to do with
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on January 04, 2015, 09:44:04 PM
... you have more paper coming to you then you know what to do with
Donate to your favorite mosad and get a full value tax receipt.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 04, 2015, 09:50:58 PM
Donate to your favorite mosad and get a full value tax receipt.
+1
My local Chabad House is getting a delivery tomorrow...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on January 04, 2015, 11:15:46 PM
Donate to your favorite mosad and get a full value tax receipt.
I don't make enough to itemize deductions, so that wouldn't help me.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 04, 2015, 11:54:29 PM
I don't make enough to itemize deductions, so that wouldn't help me.
The Mitzvah could still help you :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on January 05, 2015, 12:08:02 AM
Paper, murphy oil, green toys... Anything else flying around in your house? Never forget the call I got from my mom.. "How much murphy oil did you buy, what.. Another dans deals thing"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: srap on January 05, 2015, 09:42:18 AM
You want to know why @username thinks that...

Real DDFers do NOT use Target RC For liquidating GC's.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on January 05, 2015, 10:49:48 AM
I read the RC thread for a good laugh and see how obsessed with this card many are. I am so obsessed with this card I have 10 of them, NOT!  :P
20?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 05, 2015, 10:59:02 AM
20?
A big ZERO.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on January 05, 2015, 11:04:55 AM
A big ZERO.
This is beyond my scope of understanding... I will review the Serve thread... But still even if there is something better, how hard is it to find another 20 people? (I mean for a real non-ddfer)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 05, 2015, 11:09:12 AM
This is beyond my scope of understanding...
Only so much free time each day.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on January 05, 2015, 11:11:17 AM
Only so much free time each day.
Did someone say free?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on January 05, 2015, 11:16:19 AM
Do they take Amex GC's?  ;)
No, only DC with a pin.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 05, 2015, 11:18:20 AM
No, only DC with a pin.
Was talking about Target from the previous flow of the thread.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on January 10, 2015, 06:24:54 PM
You get a free car badge like this
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=47096.msg1024440.msg#1024440
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on January 18, 2015, 04:23:06 PM
Bring a gas can with you when you fill up because your car doesn't hold $30 of gas
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yakov116 on January 19, 2015, 12:36:53 AM
You are staying up to see who will post the millionth post
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Barryg on January 19, 2015, 12:37:36 AM
You are staying up to see who will post the millionth post
At least I'm not the only one...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Tankchucker on January 22, 2015, 03:05:46 PM
You give gc's at weddings and bar mitzvahs instead of checks
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on January 22, 2015, 03:28:32 PM
You give gc's at weddings and bar mitzvahs instead of checks
Or airline GCs...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Tankchucker on January 22, 2015, 03:31:36 PM
Or airline GCs...
IMHO That's tacky (they know that you got them for free), unless you are booking a chosson and kallah a trip with with hotel...or the like.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on January 22, 2015, 03:52:23 PM
IMHO That's tacky
100%. Not that they would always know you got them for free, but even so.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Moes Tavern on January 25, 2015, 03:11:27 PM
You give gc's at weddings and bar mitzvahs instead of checks
Or buying best buy vgc with amex offers and giving them as bar mitzvah gifts
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Tankchucker on January 26, 2015, 12:03:32 AM
Or buying best buy vgc with amex offers and giving them as bar mitzvah gifts
+1 as long as it's not a $200 AA voucher... that they will know you got for free.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 05, 2015, 06:46:02 PM
...you didn't get any work done today >:(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on February 05, 2015, 07:03:51 PM
...but that is most days.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AharonInIsrael on February 05, 2015, 07:04:17 PM
...you didn't get any work done today >:(
Or unintentionally won LMS:Israel edition :(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on February 19, 2015, 01:43:04 PM
... The last time you've used Internet Explorer was for CC applications.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 19, 2015, 01:47:06 PM
... The last time you've used Internet Explorer was for CC applications.

(http://ellisbenus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Internet-Explorer-Downloads-Firefox-and-Chome-Faster-Ellis-Benus-Web-Design-Columbia-MO.jpg)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Centro on March 05, 2015, 12:16:01 PM
You're not bothered if you flight makes a U-turn after 75% of the flight was flown cause after all you're getting (?) double millage...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on March 05, 2015, 12:59:17 PM
You're not bothered if you flight makes a U-turn after 75% of the flight was flown cause after all you're getting (?) double millage...

Here's hoping!

What happened?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on March 05, 2015, 01:15:56 PM
Here's hoping!

What happened?

Flight from ord to lga this morning
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AJK on March 21, 2015, 08:40:12 PM
... The last time you've used Internet Explorer was for CC applications.

LOL

You're not bothered if you flight makes a U-turn after 75% of the flight was flown cause after all you're getting (?) double millage...


You wish.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on March 21, 2015, 08:52:46 PM
The gabbai makes an announcement & then says "and for more information" & you're thinking he's gonna say "PM me"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JayR on March 22, 2015, 07:31:35 PM
...you know tefillas haderech by heart
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 22, 2015, 08:32:26 PM
...you know tefillas haderech by heart
-1

Knew it way before DDF started. Anyone learning in an OOT Yeshivah would know it...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: good sam on March 22, 2015, 08:34:59 PM
-1

Knew it way before DDF started. Anyone learning in an OOT Yeshivah would know it...
*might* be...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JayR on March 22, 2015, 08:41:19 PM
*might* be...
+1  ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: talmid chuchem on March 23, 2015, 02:54:09 AM
Have 4 cases of paper piled up....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on March 23, 2015, 04:55:39 AM
Have 4 cases of paper piled up....
I think only having 4 makes you not a DDF'er
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: talmid chuchem on March 23, 2015, 01:27:03 PM
I think only having 4 makes you not a DDF'er
4 delivered to my house, & 4 delivered to my Parents
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 23, 2015, 06:06:59 PM
You know what this thread is going to say before you open it.
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=48901.360
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on March 23, 2015, 10:33:11 PM
You know what this thread is going to say before you open it.
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=48901.360
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: noturbizniss on March 25, 2015, 10:51:37 AM
I accidentally paid 2K from redcard to the wrong barclays card and now have -2k in balance. Not worried cuz I'll just spend it in redcard next month :-D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JayR on March 25, 2015, 04:47:23 PM
I accidentally paid 2K from redcard to the wrong barclays card and now have -2k in balance. Not worried cuz I'll just spend it in redcard next month :-D
Maybe that goes here (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.150)  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: noturbizniss on March 25, 2015, 04:48:56 PM
Maybe that goes here (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.150)  ;D
?
Point is I'm not running to get a check for 2k cuz I'll easily spend that much next month anyway
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on March 26, 2015, 11:22:50 AM
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have a return flight (but not the way there) because you are waiting for Avios to open up
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: @Yehuda on March 26, 2015, 11:25:03 AM
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have a return flight (but not the way there) because you are waiting for Avios to open up
I heard from someone who deals with selling Avios flights that one should not expect them to open up close-in to Pesach... (assuming MIA)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 26, 2015, 11:28:16 AM
...you know someone who can get you a good discount on a flight.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on March 26, 2015, 11:31:40 AM
I heard from someone who deals with selling Avios flights that one should not expect them to open up close-in to Pesach... (assuming MIA)

Not Mia. Ord. And I do have a backup,  UA saver.
Thing is,  there are so many open seats (per expert flyer)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 26, 2015, 11:36:23 AM
Not Mia. Ord. And I do have a backup,  UA saver.
Thing is,  there are so many open seats (per expert flyer)
ORD>BWI, what date?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on March 26, 2015, 11:37:23 AM
ORD>BWI, what date?

BWI ord. 4/2 or 4/3.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 26, 2015, 11:43:54 AM
BWI ord. 4/2 or 4/3.
To late now but $90 on UA with 21 days notice.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on March 26, 2015, 11:53:03 AM
To late now but $90 on UA with 21 days notice.

Probably going to just do UA saver award
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Mech on March 26, 2015, 12:00:26 PM

You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have a return flight (but not the way there) because you are waiting for Avios to open up
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have an outbound flight (but not the way back) because you are waiting for Avios or UA to open up
I heard from someone who deals with selling Avios flights that one should not expect them to open up close-in to Pesach... (assuming MIA)
Good assumption!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on March 26, 2015, 12:09:07 PM
I heard from someone who deals with selling Avios flights that one should not expect them to open up close-in to Pesach... (assuming MIA)
That because those flights are already oversold.

Some people book those just to get bumped.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on March 26, 2015, 01:05:02 PM
going through your freedom card to see how much more you need to spend on groceries this quarter you see a charge you don't recognize and you think, I wish they would do that more often.

(http://i.imgur.com/I1gUyDH.png)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: good sam on March 26, 2015, 02:03:07 PM
going through your freedom card to see how much more you need to spend on groceries this quarter you see a charge you don't recognize and you think, I wish they would do that more often.

(http://i.imgur.com/I1gUyDH.png)
Seriously? You should probably look into that.
#targetbreach
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on March 26, 2015, 02:13:34 PM
Seriously? You should probably look into that.
#targetbreach

yah.. they charged my card on 1/30 and then decided to wait for 2 months without a single false charge or fraud alert? I'm fairly confident it has to do with target subscriptions (paid with a gc, but they need a card on file). considering I set one up on the 29th. not worth my time to complain about 1c
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on March 26, 2015, 04:03:51 PM
BWI ord. 4/2 or 4/3.

DCA-ORD has plenty of availability on 4/2
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on March 26, 2015, 04:15:39 PM
DCA-ORD has plenty of availability on 4/2

I know.  Wife does not want to wake up so early,  and dca is 1:10 drive from my house
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on March 26, 2015, 05:21:02 PM
You get 57 emails from BR daily (too lazy to unsubscribe and like the waiting to wow you coupons)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on March 26, 2015, 05:56:09 PM
I know.  Wife does not want to wake up so early,  and dca is 1:10 drive from my house
I didn't realize we were so picky.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on March 26, 2015, 06:06:41 PM
I didn't realize we were so picky.

We are... Just because we have 6 figure point balances doesn't mean we like waking up at 4am ☺
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on March 27, 2015, 10:03:13 AM
We are... Just because we have 6 figure point balances doesn't mean we like waking up at 4am ☺

Finally bit the bullet and booked UA saver.... waste of 27.5K miles
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: maxie m on March 30, 2015, 12:43:45 AM
Booked a trip to Arizona for right after pesach, first I booked the hotel for the second half of four nights(Phoenician), then my return flights(flying blue) then my outbound directly through ur (kill me) for 35k total for two, and now I just booked my first two nights(Hyatt sedona) couldn't be more out of order :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on April 02, 2015, 05:25:36 AM
you are still playing around booking/canceling figuring out your pesach flights at the 23rd hour
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: @Yehuda on April 02, 2015, 06:43:44 AM
you are still playing around booking/canceling figuring out your pesach flights at the 23rd hour
Isn't that the best time to find availability?  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on April 02, 2015, 07:29:30 AM
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have a return flight (but not the way there) because you are waiting for Avios to open up

Update : avios did not open up. Good thing I took ua
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: @Yehuda on April 02, 2015, 07:34:06 AM
Update : avios did not open up. Good thing I took ua
Gulp. Glad you got something.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on April 02, 2015, 09:43:17 AM
Gulp. Glad you got something.

And UA flight is packed too... Not sure why they had saver available,  but no complaints
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on April 02, 2015, 11:36:39 PM
you spend way more time on the phone with airline reps than your friends and family combined
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shauly on April 05, 2015, 04:32:28 PM
You randomly get free things in the mail that you signed up for weeks ago and totally forgot about.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: maxie m on April 05, 2015, 08:56:40 PM
After your kid asks the ma nishtana you tell him to read the wiki
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 05, 2015, 09:47:19 PM
After your kid asks the ma nishtana you tell him to read the wiki
Or you scream REPOST!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on April 05, 2015, 09:54:30 PM
Or you scream REPOST!
That's for when they try to tell you what "vehi" in vehi sheamda stands for.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 05, 2015, 09:55:56 PM
That's for when they try to tell you what "vehi" in vehi sheamda stands for.
No that's for when the 7th kid asks the same noob questions that were just asked upthrad...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on April 10, 2015, 06:09:17 PM
...you see DW preparing a roast for dinner and you tell her we can't eat meat today. She looks at you like you are nuts.

Disclaimer: Probably won't make sense.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: NoonRadar on April 10, 2015, 11:09:14 PM
I accidentally paid 2K from redcard to the wrong barclays card and now have -2k in balance. Not worried cuz I'll just spend it in redcard next month :-D

First off, you're breaking the rules by not just shmoozing here, you're talking business j/k

Not a big deal for just once, but its good to keep track (like in a spreadsheet) because its suggested to not have many payment sources to the same credit card, it might trigger a human looking at it and in a few cases, request for bank statements, etc.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shimino1 on April 26, 2015, 06:33:00 PM
You cancel a date to attend a DO with Dan :-)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on April 26, 2015, 06:35:09 PM

You cancel a date to attend a DO with Dan :-)

So you're going Thursday then... :P


Shallots DO on Thursday?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 26, 2015, 06:39:53 PM
You cancel a date to attend a DO with Dan :-)
Does she know why? Did it retroactively become the last date? :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on April 26, 2015, 06:57:13 PM

You cancel a date to attend a DO with Dan :-)
Bring her along.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on April 26, 2015, 06:57:53 PM
Bring her along.
Easy for you to say.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MC on April 26, 2015, 06:59:05 PM

Easy for you to say.
;D
Hey, it's a good way of figuring out whether she's on board with it all.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on April 26, 2015, 06:59:29 PM
;D
Hey, it's a good way of figuring out whether she's on board with it all.
Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on April 26, 2015, 06:59:55 PM
Bring her along.
Easy for you to say.
Bring her along. Easy for me to say also.  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shimino1 on April 27, 2015, 09:31:52 AM
So you're going Thursday then... :P
No. It was the Jerusalem DO when Dan was in Israel.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shimino1 on April 27, 2015, 09:33:03 AM
Does she know why? Did it retroactively become the last date? :P
No. Yes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on April 27, 2015, 10:39:18 AM
No. It was the Jerusalem DO when Dan was in Israel.

ohh I missed that, he was getting harassed for "just one secret" and I had no patience so I left not knowing there was gonna be a DO after...rookie move :(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shimino1 on April 27, 2015, 12:00:57 PM
ohh I missed that, he was getting harassed for "just one secret" and I had no patience so I left not knowing there was gonna be a DO after...rookie move :(
Not that one. There was a BBQ on the previous Teusday.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on April 27, 2015, 12:02:16 PM
Not that one. There was a BBQ on the previous Teusday.

Ah yeah, I was to rookie then for that...hopefully next one
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shimino1 on April 27, 2015, 12:03:37 PM
Your UPS driver runs when he sees you coming.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on April 27, 2015, 12:07:40 PM
Your UPS driver runs when he sees you coming.
ROFL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: @Yehuda on April 27, 2015, 12:22:20 PM
ROFL
+ALOL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on April 27, 2015, 06:54:40 PM
You +1 on your family whatsapp chat
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on April 27, 2015, 07:07:34 PM
You +1 on your family whatsapp chat
+GIYF
+REPOST!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: maxie m on April 27, 2015, 07:24:46 PM
+GIYF
+REPOST!
Or you scream REPOST!
repost! ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on May 05, 2015, 06:26:12 PM
people PM you about UPS
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: benjie1305 on May 05, 2015, 06:32:10 PM

people PM you about UPS



(And if u know the emojis by heart)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on May 05, 2015, 06:34:32 PM
people PM you about UPS

Well I've made it :) but at what cost!!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 05, 2015, 06:39:38 PM
people PM you about UPS
Oh boy am I a DDFer... :-X
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on May 05, 2015, 06:53:00 PM
(And if u know the emojis by heart)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 05, 2015, 07:06:14 PM


(And if u know the emojis by heart)


Whoops maybe I'm not that good... :-[
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on May 05, 2015, 07:17:50 PM
If your wearing perry ellis pants (from a deal was back), posting from a sprint galaxy victory (im to poor to afford a phone thats not free), wearing hp earbuds (from 2 weeks ago)...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: benjie1305 on May 05, 2015, 08:28:03 PM
If your wearing perry ellis pants (from a deal was back), posting from a sprint galaxy victory (im to poor to afford a phone thats not free), wearing hp earbuds (from 2 weeks ago)...

That doesnt make you a DDF'er, that simply makes you a DDMS'er.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on May 05, 2015, 08:43:47 PM
..if you rearranged your schedule and a newer Office Max destination today so that there was a Target nearby.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on May 05, 2015, 08:58:42 PM
people PM you about UPS
I guess I'm not.
I'm on CM's list though. That must count for something.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on May 05, 2015, 09:06:57 PM
I guess I'm not.
PM sent ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on May 05, 2015, 09:08:25 PM
PM sent ;)
Now you broke my streak.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on May 05, 2015, 09:11:19 PM
Now you broke my streak.
my apologies
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on May 05, 2015, 09:26:36 PM
That doesnt make you a DDF'er, that simply makes you a DDMS'er.
Even though I got the headfones b4 it went main site?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JoeCha on May 06, 2015, 05:58:16 PM
Riding on the subway, I hear on the microphone "this is west 4 street, transfer points is available to the A, C, D, and F trains".
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on May 06, 2015, 09:09:48 PM
Your friends who allowed you to add their SS# to AU cards on your account are now getting better CC offers than you sent to your house, thanks to your good credit no doubt.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DMYD on May 08, 2015, 10:03:15 AM
When you call recon you by mistake give your wifes SS and not yours ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Buruch on May 08, 2015, 02:33:16 PM
When you call recon you by mistake give your wifes SS and not yours ;D

Or when you say your MILs maiden name instead of your mother's.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on May 10, 2015, 09:40:21 AM
you are suddenly going to college
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: maxie m on May 10, 2015, 02:46:29 PM

But you can have many households.  ;)

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on May 10, 2015, 03:05:13 PM
...you are on DDF today instead of spending time with your mother.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sillypainter on May 10, 2015, 03:32:30 PM
...you are on DDF today instead of spending time with your mother.

CM, we jews have "mothers day" every day. The Torah says that we must adore and respect our parents every day.....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 10, 2015, 03:48:17 PM
CM, we jews have "mothers day" every day. The Torah says that we must adore and respect our parents every day.....
Before we start again, we've been through this here (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=38489.0)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on May 10, 2015, 03:53:08 PM
CM, we jews have "mothers day" every day. The Torah says that we must adore and respect our parents every day.....
...but does that happen?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on May 10, 2015, 04:07:20 PM
...but does that happen?
YMMV
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on May 10, 2015, 04:10:38 PM

...but does that happen?
Depends how well one does at keeping the Torah but generally yes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sillypainter on May 10, 2015, 06:28:59 PM
...but does that happen?

Nobody is perfect, but we at least don't have "that day" so to speak, so we can ignore them the other 364 days of the year. We "try" to be good sons and daughters all 365 days of the year.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on May 10, 2015, 07:17:00 PM
...you are still spending your SBS credits...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on May 10, 2015, 07:23:53 PM
...but does that happen?
I haven't conducted this study myself so I can't say for sure, but based on what I hear, I'd be curious to see a study comparing the care seniors above 75 get in the Jewish orthodox community and that of the world at large.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sky121 on May 10, 2015, 09:05:26 PM
Nobody is perfect, but we at least don't have "that day" so to speak, so we can ignore them the other 364 days of the year. We "try" to be good sons and daughters all 365 days of the year.
Mothers day isn't the one day kids try to act good.
It's just the day we get an excuse to show our mothers some extra appreciation and tell and remind them how much they mean to us all year round.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on May 10, 2015, 09:09:51 PM
...you are still spending your SBS credits...

wow, how many au's??
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on May 10, 2015, 09:11:12 PM
I'm not even close to finishing those. Split mine between 4 places.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on May 10, 2015, 09:14:52 PM
wow, how many au's??
16 cards. I did all of it to restaurants, and then went on a diet right afterwards.
I've got at least half left.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on May 10, 2015, 09:16:07 PM
16 cards. I did all of it to restaurants, and then went on a diet right afterwards.
I've got at least half left.
If you got GC's just make sure they don't expire.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on May 10, 2015, 10:19:34 PM
It's just the day we get an excuse to show our mothers some extra appreciation and tell and remind them how much they mean to us all year round.
Kind of sad that this even needs to be said.
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Post by: Yehoshua on May 10, 2015, 10:30:05 PM
If you got GC's just make sure they don't expire.
Or bring them to CA where GCs never expire.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on May 11, 2015, 10:29:54 AM
wow, how many au's??

definitely less than you. I'm prob just spending them slower....
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Post by: yakrot on May 13, 2015, 01:00:49 AM
You know the airport codes to the most obscure airports in the world.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on May 13, 2015, 01:12:49 PM
if you need a bigger recycling garbage can  ;)
v'hameivin yuvin
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Post by: @Yehuda on May 13, 2015, 01:20:36 PM
if you need a bigger recycling garbage can  ;)
v'hameivin yuvin
In case you didn't know, Chapshnell is one of those guys going around with a shopping cart collecting empty soda bottles.  ;D
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Post by: Chapshnell on May 13, 2015, 01:30:04 PM
lol haha, I should as a night job
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Post by: Achas Veachas on May 13, 2015, 01:34:40 PM
lol haha, I should as a night job
Take them to MI to get 10cents...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on May 13, 2015, 01:36:31 PM
on a 4,500 ba flight with free luggage from a aa card?  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on May 13, 2015, 01:45:11 PM
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: A3 on May 19, 2015, 10:34:03 AM
I looked on my passengers car seat this morning,
I thought it was full of fish scales, got grossed out for a half a second.
Really it was the sticky stuff from gift cards I pulled off while driving last night.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on May 19, 2015, 11:21:16 AM
I looked on my passengers car seat this morning,
I thought it was full of fish scales, got grossed out for a half a second.
Really it was the sticky stuff from gift cards I pulled off while driving last night.
lol. You gotta stick those back inside the packaging.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on May 20, 2015, 11:07:01 AM
..if you have 3 deadlines today plus 15 hours of work ahead of you and you just bought a Bosch 1/2-in Corded Hammer drill for $12.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Toasted on May 20, 2015, 11:15:09 AM
..if you have 3 deadlines today plus 15 hours of work ahead of you and you just bought a Bosch 1/2-in Corded Hammer drill for $12.
x 60
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on May 20, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
x 60

no wonder they're selling out. My conf email says, "in process" -- what does your's say?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Toasted on May 20, 2015, 11:20:47 AM
no wonder they're selling out. My conf email says, "in process" -- what does your's say?
Date   Order #   Type   # Items   Total   Status
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   10   $96.11   In Process
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   25   $266.97   In Process
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   3   $47.01   In Process
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   25   $266.97   In Process
05/20/2015   3136xxxxx   Online   4   $42.71   In Process

BTW, Didn't see the cc's in NPGS last week. Still selling there?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 3yummyboys on May 20, 2015, 11:44:58 AM

..if you have 3 deadlines today plus 15 hours of work ahead of you and you just bought a Bosch 1/2-in Corded Hammer drill for $12.

My husband wonders what I do at work all day if I have time for every deal :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 20, 2015, 11:50:18 AM
My husband wonders what I do at work all day if I have time for every deal :)
I wonder the same thing... :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: A3 on May 26, 2015, 09:20:18 PM
You go into Target. Spend 2k and the same song is still on the radio 📻
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Post by: Chapshnell on May 29, 2015, 06:12:25 PM
the printer runs out of paper & you are happy....
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Post by: etech0 on May 29, 2015, 06:33:53 PM
the printer runs out of paper & you are happy....
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Post by: etech0 on June 05, 2015, 06:31:43 PM
amex is sponsoring your music collection for the foreseeable future
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Post by: Ydad on June 05, 2015, 06:34:36 PM
amex is sponsoring your music collection for the foreseeable future
or at least %50...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 05, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
or at least %50...
Unless you buy individual songs instead of whole CDs
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ydad on June 05, 2015, 06:40:02 PM
Songs cost $5?
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Post by: etech0 on June 05, 2015, 06:40:48 PM
Songs cost $5?
5 songs might. They don't let you buy a few at a time?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ydad on June 05, 2015, 06:41:41 PM
IME that's 5 purchases
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 05, 2015, 07:26:57 PM
IME that's 5 purchases
:(
for google play AND itunes?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David R on June 07, 2015, 02:51:50 AM
:(
for google play AND itunes?
I have no idea what the answer to your question is. But I will point out that for iTunes, it would not matter if you had to make several purchases to reach $5, you would still get the credit. For Google Play, you would have to spend at least $5 in a single transaction.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 07, 2015, 08:21:43 AM
I have no idea what the answer to your question is. But I will point out that for iTunes, it would not matter if you had to make several purchases to reach $5, you would still get the credit. For Google Play, you would have to spend at least $5 in a single transaction.
Thanks!

Anyone know how google play works?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 3yummyboys on June 09, 2015, 10:32:20 AM
You spend weeks trying to book an award flight, but when you finally find availability you are a little disappointed that now you have nothing to do
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: @Yehuda on June 09, 2015, 10:38:41 AM
You spend weeks trying to book an award flight, but when you finally find availability you are a little disappointed that now you have nothing to do
;D What legs did you just snatch?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on June 09, 2015, 10:40:18 AM
You spend weeks trying to book an award flight, but when you finally find availability you are a little disappointed that now you have nothing to do
I can send you some paper work if your bored
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 3yummyboys on June 09, 2015, 04:03:36 PM

;D What legs did you just snatch?

Jfk -lax and lax-hnl
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on June 09, 2015, 04:40:44 PM
Jfk -lax and lax-hnl
Nice. Wanna start looking for me?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yakrot on June 09, 2015, 07:05:12 PM
Jfk -lax and lax-hnl
How many ppl traveling?
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Post by: 3yummyboys on June 09, 2015, 09:31:03 PM
2
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Post by: lunatic on June 09, 2015, 09:35:29 PM
You walk into target,  see a certain manager and walk back out
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Post by: tzifanya54 on June 09, 2015, 09:44:01 PM
You walk into target,  see a certain manager and walk back out
+1 ;D
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Post by: maxie m on June 10, 2015, 12:48:00 AM
You walk into target,  see a certain manager and walk back out
-1 you already know there schedules
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ual902 on June 10, 2015, 12:58:20 AM
Your always checking your families, clients  and friends snail mail for the amex 100K\150K targeted offers.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yakrot on June 10, 2015, 01:14:57 AM
Your avoiding posting in a non js thread bc you like the symbolic milestone  represented by your post count . #305
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on June 11, 2015, 06:12:27 PM
You help the cashier tear off the strips on back of the vgc to save time
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 11, 2015, 06:17:57 PM
You help the cashier tear off the strips on back of the vgc to save time
If you don't do this please post in the "I am an idiot because..." thread.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 11, 2015, 06:25:03 PM
If you don't do this please post in the "I am an idiot because..." thread.
link?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 11, 2015, 06:27:09 PM
link?
Private.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 11, 2015, 06:27:53 PM
Private.  :)
no fair
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on June 11, 2015, 08:16:50 PM
If you don't do this please post in the "I am an idiot because..." thread.
Is that like the "stupid things we do" thread? Maybe we should make an idiot thread
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Post by: yitrap on June 11, 2015, 08:21:25 PM
Is that like the "stupid things we do" thread? Maybe we should make an idiot thread
this (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=33898.550) would be the closest thing
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on June 11, 2015, 09:13:14 PM
this (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=33898.550) would be the closest thing
Yeah,  that's what I was referring to
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Post by: grodnoking on June 11, 2015, 09:24:56 PM
Your afraid of mice... x2
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 11, 2015, 09:38:25 PM
Your afraid of mice... x2
:D
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Post by: rileywiles23 on June 12, 2015, 01:08:02 AM

Your afraid of mice... x2
What does that have to do with DDF ?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on June 12, 2015, 01:12:27 AM
What does that have to do with DDF ?
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=52311.0
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on June 15, 2015, 12:38:21 PM
Your tabs look like this...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on June 15, 2015, 01:08:54 PM
you are buying gas with S&S points and the attendant asks you where your friends/other cars are
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Post by: David R on June 15, 2015, 07:29:14 PM
you are buying gas with S&S points and the attendant asks you where your friends/other cars are
Perhaps if you only went to fill one car, you should post here (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.180) instead.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on June 15, 2015, 07:39:52 PM
Perhaps if you only went to fill one car, you should post here (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.180) instead.
Well,  my answer would start a discussion that belongs in the ethical thread....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: avromie7 on June 15, 2015, 07:46:28 PM
Perhaps if you only went to fill one car, you should post here (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37195.180) instead.
How about 2 cars
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on June 15, 2015, 07:47:08 PM

Well,  my answer would start a discussion that belongs in the ethical thread....
So shall we just start here or are we waiting for someone to post in the ethical thread?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Centro on June 15, 2015, 07:54:00 PM
You get 5 credit cards in the mail which are already canceled at that time...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on June 15, 2015, 08:13:07 PM
You get 5 credit cards in the mail which are already canceled at that time...
You get five cards in the mail and ask the mailman if he accepts credit card. :P
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Post by: Freddie on June 15, 2015, 08:15:28 PM
You get five cards in the mail and ask the mailman if he accepts credit card. :P
Is that an attempt at a UPS method reference?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on June 15, 2015, 08:15:31 PM
You get five cards in the mail and ask the mailman if he accepts credit card.
Is that the USPS method?  Hehe
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on June 15, 2015, 08:17:05 PM
Is that an attempt at a UPS method reference?
Pm sent
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on June 15, 2015, 08:39:07 PM
Is that an attempt at a UPS method reference?
What UPS method?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: maxie m on June 16, 2015, 12:17:10 AM
You pull out of the grocery store parking lot along side a brinks truck and wonder who's carrying more money
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on June 16, 2015, 12:45:22 AM
You pull out of the grocery store parking lot along side a brinks truck and wonder who's carrying more money
Wow. You're going that big? You'll need to fill up an awful lot of cars.
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Post by: Buruch on June 16, 2015, 04:18:50 AM
Wow. You're going that big? You'll need to fill up an awful lot of cars.
a small stack of agc would do it.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 16, 2015, 03:53:53 PM
...you don't bring your wife to a championship hockey game. If you do expect her to be high fived, hugged and kissed on the cheek by people you never met before.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on June 16, 2015, 03:56:33 PM
...you don't bring your wife to a championship hockey game. If you do expect her to be high fived, hugged and kissed on the cheek by people you never met before.
not sure what that has to do with DDF, but it sounds like you enjoyed the game.  :-X
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dealfinder85 on June 16, 2015, 04:00:53 PM
You get 5 credit cards in the mail which are already canceled at that time...
im confused
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 16, 2015, 04:02:05 PM
not sure what that has to do with DDF,
...are you Jewish?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on June 16, 2015, 04:06:04 PM
...are you Jewish?
is being a DDFer synonymous with being Jewish?

ETA: sorry, it was the Judaism in me that required answering with a question ...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 16, 2015, 04:08:41 PM
is being a DDFer synonymous with being Jewish?
That is a pretty good bet.
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Post by: dealfinder85 on June 16, 2015, 04:15:28 PM
That is a pretty good bet.
not always a good bet...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 16, 2015, 04:19:02 PM
not always a good bet...
Always a good bet. Some good bets don't always win but most do.  ;)
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Post by: dealfinder85 on June 16, 2015, 04:23:06 PM
Always a good bet. Some good bets don't always win but most do.  ;)
good point
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Post by: yochiek93 on June 16, 2015, 06:09:21 PM
Heard this guy try to pick up a girl say this....
Didn't we meet last week on a flight
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Post by: yitrap on June 16, 2015, 07:09:27 PM
You start replying I'm henche to a family whatsapp for a bbq
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on June 25, 2015, 05:03:43 PM
Saw a similar post from the past & thought I’d put one together as well. This is basically a thank you to Dan & my DDF family. Always loved to travel but never knew & understood the value in points & miles. I heard of Dans Deals when the ELAL glitch happened & around that time I started doing research & reading the forums… a bit more than 2 years, 31 CC’s & a couple of million points/miles later I truly thank you all for your patience! Especially @MarcoPolo  who was really patient!
Went on countless trips, treated family in business & first class cabins which was never a thought in years past. Staying at the Park Hyatt Zurich, St Regis Florence, Gritti Palace Venice etc. etc. with just a handful of points is unreal.
Props to y’all!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SOS on June 27, 2015, 10:33:13 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yakrot on June 27, 2015, 10:34:00 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
Gonna have to check that out now
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SOS on June 27, 2015, 10:36:06 PM
I tried to post a picture but it was to too big...
Gonna have to check that out now
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on June 27, 2015, 10:36:28 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on June 27, 2015, 11:14:08 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
Your talking about off the beatin path article?  Have been following their travels for a while now. Lookbeforeyoulive.com
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on June 28, 2015, 07:47:12 PM
I tried to post a picture but it was to too big...

Upload  here (http://tinypic.com/) and post link.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chaikel on June 29, 2015, 07:04:43 PM
The only way you would consider buying an airline was if it qualified for gold 3x spend
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Sport on June 30, 2015, 07:39:12 PM
You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shoobi on June 30, 2015, 07:45:23 PM
You know the cashiers at Target personally by first name
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=45709.msg1191594#msg1191594
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dudi on June 30, 2015, 08:19:15 PM
Is that the USPS method?  Hehe
You know the method? Can I PM you? I promise I won't tell anyone else. Not even my wife
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on June 30, 2015, 08:34:42 PM
You know the method? Can I PM you? I promise I won't tell anyone else. Not even my wife
who, henche?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SamKey on July 02, 2015, 08:21:48 AM
Your wife tells you "We need to go back to a hotel, we're out of shampoo"....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on July 02, 2015, 09:14:01 AM
Your wife tells you "We need to go back to a hotel, we're out of shampoo"....

That's not a DDF'er,  that's a jew.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rileywiles23 on July 02, 2015, 11:02:15 AM

Especially @MarcoPolo  who was really patient!
I have to + 1,000 that. I have yet to personally meet Marco, but he's got to be one of the most Patient, and helpful people on DDF. Always willing to help, and teach others. Plus all the PM's. Thanks man.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: zow on July 02, 2015, 11:41:19 AM
I have to + 1,000 that. I have yet to personally meet Marco, but he's got to be one of the most Patient, and helpful people on DDF. Always willing to help, and teach others. Plus all the PM's. Thanks man.
+1  I have met him in person and he's a mentch, even if he kept me waiting because he was buying more GCs at the drug store. ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AJK on July 02, 2015, 11:00:47 PM
The dude is *too* nice
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on July 02, 2015, 11:08:01 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy

I was out of town and missed that week's issue. What was it?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on July 03, 2015, 12:47:38 AM
The dude is *too* nice

Marco, are you feeling the love here? Lol! Everyone seems to like you on DDF
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: B.D.Da'ehu on July 03, 2015, 12:53:46 AM
That's not a DDF'er,  that's a jew.
These two seemingly disparate things meet-all too often ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on July 03, 2015, 03:31:34 AM
These two seemingly disparate things meet-all too often ;)
Perhaps they both just use their brains to make money/cover expenses/enjoy life in unconventional ways?

I know Jews who aren't DDFers who do that and I know DDFer who aren't Jewish who do that.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on July 03, 2015, 10:31:31 AM
You use your Amex in Staples for the Amex offer yet somehow it still feels wrong.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on July 03, 2015, 10:39:55 AM
You use your Amex in Staples for the Amex offer yet somehow it still feels wrong.
+1....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SOS on July 03, 2015, 12:57:19 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
I tried to post a picture but it was to too big...

Upload  here (http://tinypic.com/) and post link.
I was out of town and missed that week's issue. What was it?
(http://i61.tinypic.com/15dv0h5.jpg)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on July 03, 2015, 02:12:51 PM
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy
If your kid needs a new diaper and you think of SF.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Something Fishy on July 03, 2015, 02:22:23 PM
If your kid needs a new diaper and you think of SF.

Dunno if I should feel honored or not ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 3yummyboys on July 03, 2015, 02:30:19 PM
If you cringe when you see someone using the "wrong" card for purchases
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on July 03, 2015, 04:27:01 PM


If you cringe when you see someone using a DC for purchases
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ah on July 04, 2015, 11:58:50 PM
You were far from home and needed to fill up with gas...couldnt stop at just your tank @$0.79 a gallon, what a waste! so you filled up 2 of the gas attendants cars at cost :) made their day!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on July 05, 2015, 01:19:06 AM
You were far from home and needed to fill up with gas...couldnt stop at just your tank @$0.79 a gallon, what a waste! so you filled up 2 of the gas attendants cars at cost :) made their day!

wow -- nice!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on July 05, 2015, 01:32:40 PM
FTFY
No. Maybe the GC was bought with 5ppd with an Ink.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: AnonymousUser on July 06, 2015, 11:58:55 PM
No. Maybe the GC was bought with 5ppd with an Ink.
I wrote DC, not GC.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on July 07, 2015, 12:37:59 AM
You feel like a 6 year old seeing an ice cream truck, when you see a UPS truck.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on July 07, 2015, 12:40:01 AM

You feel like a 6 year old seeing an ice cream truck, when you see a UPS truck.
* Waits for someone to mention UPS method*
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 07, 2015, 12:47:06 AM
* Waits for someone to mention UPS method*
*and someone just did*
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on July 07, 2015, 12:47:52 AM

*and someone just did*
I was gonna **** it out but that would only start a barrage of pm's
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: whYME on July 07, 2015, 12:58:29 AM
* Waits for someone to mention UPS method*
What's the UPS method??
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on July 07, 2015, 01:02:04 AM
What's the UPS method??
A method unbeknownst to mankind
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Post by: maxie m on July 07, 2015, 01:10:36 AM
What's the UPS method??
     another way to say shoot me.
The next person who mentions the UPS method should be taken out back and shot mercilessly.
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Post by: grodnoking on July 07, 2015, 02:08:56 AM
You feel like a 6 year old seeing an ice cream truck, when you see a UPS truck.
You watch it turn the corner, slow down at your house,  get excited, and then it passes your house
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Post by: TimT on July 07, 2015, 11:35:58 PM
You spell "reckon" as
How much cheaper is this than 7.5k avios? I recon not much.
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Post by: MeirS on July 07, 2015, 11:38:11 PM
You spell "reckon" as
Yup, some of us recon more often then we reckon.
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Post by: TimT on July 07, 2015, 11:40:41 PM
Yup, some of us recon more often then we reckon.
:)
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Post by: Yehuda57 on July 08, 2015, 01:08:24 AM
:)
Everybody hates the day of reconing
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Post by: Freddie on July 08, 2015, 01:40:34 AM
Everybody hates the day of reconing

"Day of Recon-ing"
That's amazing. That's the name of the next Advanced DDS.
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Post by: Yehuda57 on July 08, 2015, 01:42:30 AM
"Day of Recon-ing"
That's amazing. That's the name of the next Advanced DDS.
Or just the new name for an AOR
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Post by: ah on July 08, 2015, 11:27:42 AM
You just bought yourself 2 nights at the grand Hyatt kauai for $9.90 at CVS
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Post by: etech0 on July 08, 2015, 11:33:14 AM
You just bought yourself 2 nights at the grand Hyatt kauai for $9.90 at CVS
what did I miss?
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 08, 2015, 11:38:01 AM
what did I miss?
Spend for sign up bonus?
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Post by: ah on July 08, 2015, 11:47:03 AM
Spend for sign up bonus?
That....or the Arnold Palmer method  :P
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 08, 2015, 11:49:20 AM
That....or the Arnold Palmer method  :P
I thought that died a few months back.
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Post by: etech0 on July 08, 2015, 11:54:06 AM
Spend for sign up bonus?
Ah, thought there was something new like that Rite Aid hotel thingy.
That....or the Arnold Palmer method  :P
PM sent
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Post by: CS1 on July 08, 2015, 12:24:56 PM
That....or the Arnold Palmer method  :P

is that the 'hole-in-one'? Or the Arnold Palmer Arizona iced tea that you buy in CVS along with your gcs?
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Post by: srap on July 08, 2015, 12:59:31 PM
Here we go again....
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on July 08, 2015, 03:24:31 PM
Here we go again....
:) Maybe combine it with the method I will not mention as I want to live.
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Post by: etech0 on July 08, 2015, 03:35:19 PM
:) Maybe combine it with the method I will not mention as I want to live.
PM sent
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Post by: username on July 09, 2015, 12:06:21 AM
...you're waiting for a sale on lemons.
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Post by: maxie m on July 09, 2015, 12:10:20 AM
...you're waiting for a sale on lemons.
no one can squeeze a lemon like a DDFer can
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Post by: LoLo on July 09, 2015, 12:23:53 AM
FTFY
Not necessarily, using Citigold debit card  for 50k aadvantage bonus.
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Post by: grodnoking on July 09, 2015, 01:51:23 AM
...you're waiting for a sale on lemons.
When Amazon gives you lemon squeezers... make lemonade.

Did I quote that wrong?
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Post by: a mirrer on July 09, 2015, 04:08:18 AM
Not necessarily, using Citigold debit card  for 50k aadvantage bonus.
doesnt redbird online work?
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Post by: SamKey on July 09, 2015, 08:45:47 PM
When someone asks you your sexual orientation you respond "I'm aerosexual" HT:Joe4007
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Post by: Chapshnell on July 09, 2015, 09:36:04 PM
When someone asks you your sexual orientation you respond "I'm aerosexual" HT:Joe4007

HT: Ben Shappig or whatever his name is
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Post by: CS1 on July 10, 2015, 12:04:28 AM
...when you read an article about the student who paid his $110 parking ticket to the school in 11,000 pennies (to protest that the profit goes to other schools) and you think of Dan and his mint/dollar-coin deliveries and deposits to his bank.
Link: https://gma.yahoo.com/student-protests-parking-tickets-paying-fine-11-000-175630831--abc-news-lifestyle.html
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Post by: AnonymousUser on July 10, 2015, 01:50:18 AM
...when you read an article about the student who paid his $110 parking ticket to the school in 11,000 pennies (to protest that the profit goes to other schools) and you think of the 110 points he could have gotten by paying with a CC.
Link: https://gma.yahoo.com/student-protests-parking-tickets-paying-fine-11-000-175630831--abc-news-lifestyle.html
FTFY
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Post by: CS1 on July 10, 2015, 01:58:21 AM
FTFY

maybe, but it was probably a cash-only transaction. They even told him that he needs to count the 11,000 pennies.
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Post by: maxie m on July 10, 2015, 03:52:33 PM
When you bring gcs to the counter and the cashier hesitates when she sees the agc and then says "you know what, f#*# it"   
 You know something good is gonna happen 8)
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Post by: shoobi on July 13, 2015, 01:00:10 PM
You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
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Post by: dudi on July 14, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Your inbox looks like it was hit by the amex.newegg/sabon Trojan spam virus right now
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Post by: 12HRS on July 14, 2015, 08:30:55 PM
Your inbox looks like it was hit by the amex.newegg/sabon Trojan spam virus right now

really wish gmail had folders right about now
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Post by: dudi on July 14, 2015, 08:32:42 PM
really wish gmail had folders right about now
They do have
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Post by: yakrot on July 14, 2015, 09:15:46 PM
really wish gmail had folders right about now
Try Google inbox
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Post by: talmid chuchem on July 14, 2015, 09:19:56 PM
If you set your alarm clock TONIGHT (July 15) to 2:55am (EST)
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Post by: yakrot on July 14, 2015, 09:20:19 PM
If you set your alarm clock to 2:55am
?
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Post by: talmid chuchem on July 14, 2015, 09:21:16 PM
?
Have you ever heard of prime day?
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Post by: etech0 on July 14, 2015, 09:21:31 PM
really wish gmail had folders right about now
labels
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Post by: yakrot on July 14, 2015, 09:22:16 PM
Have you ever heard of prime day?
Good point. Forgot about that
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Post by: 12HRS on July 14, 2015, 09:57:37 PM
labels

tyvm. finally playing around with it. don't know why i never tried before.
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Post by: etech0 on July 14, 2015, 10:15:09 PM
tyvm. finally playing around with it. don't know why i never tried before.
Don't forget to check out Filters, for moving things into labels automatically.
Enjoy! :)
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Post by: ad120 on July 15, 2015, 12:36:56 AM
You cringe when you have to start using your debit card after you run out of CC's for best buy glitch...
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Post by: dudi on July 15, 2015, 01:16:44 AM
If prime day seems really lame to you right now
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Post by: yakrot on July 15, 2015, 01:21:15 AM
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch
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Post by: talmid chuchem on July 15, 2015, 01:26:57 AM
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch
+1
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Post by: Freddie on July 15, 2015, 01:28:47 AM
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch
Unfortunately, I think you're right.  :(
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Post by: Talmid Muvhak on July 15, 2015, 01:31:35 AM
Unfortunately, I think you're right.  :(
I hope you're wrong ;)
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Post by: dudi on July 15, 2015, 01:32:43 AM
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch
I disagree even though you are right that there is no chance it will work to be a DDFr you would still need to order around 25,000 of them
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Post by: yakrot on July 15, 2015, 01:33:53 AM
I disagree even though you are right that there is no chance it will work to be a DDFr you would still need to order around 25,000 of them
Or none... Here in the Ddf we only do things in extreme measures.
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Post by: TimT on July 15, 2015, 01:37:00 AM
You don't even bother with the best buy glitch
-1
BestBuy GC's
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Post by: yakrot on July 15, 2015, 01:41:41 AM
-1
Do you believe that there's a remote chance this goes through?
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Post by: TimT on July 15, 2015, 01:43:14 AM
Do you believe that there's a remote chance this goes through?
not really. But if they offer a coupon instead it's still worth it
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Post by: yakrot on July 15, 2015, 01:45:33 AM
not really. But if they offer a coupon instead it's still worth it
That reminds me I have $50 to Walmart hanging around somewhere on still need to spend
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Post by: User6669 on July 15, 2015, 01:53:14 AM
Do you believe that there's a remote chance this goes through?

Maybe.

Maybe there's hope.(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/14/9375d05291cb944bb8c8f0a33bd95051.jpg)
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Post by: yakrot on July 15, 2015, 02:00:03 AM
The number 10 sounds strange to me
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Post by: Super Speed on July 15, 2015, 04:30:48 AM
The number 10 sounds strange to me
Yeh, my sources are saying 11 and a half.
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Post by: Talmid Muvhak on July 15, 2015, 08:46:20 AM
Yeh, my sources are saying 11 and a half.
+15 +200
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Post by: dudi on July 16, 2015, 09:30:35 PM
Your dreams at night evolve around WSJ 0.1 cent GC's
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Post by: MosheD on July 16, 2015, 11:17:39 PM
Your dreams at night evolve around WSJ 0.1 cent GC's

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Post by: username on July 20, 2015, 08:38:11 AM
...You had no problem meeting your Extra Point Benefit on your Amex ED, and EDP.
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Post by: etech0 on July 20, 2015, 10:39:45 AM
...You had no problem meeting your Extra Point Benefit on your Amex ED, and EDP.
newegg, sabon, TM, ledbury = 4
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Post by: LoLo on July 20, 2015, 10:50:27 AM
You have negative balances on your amex accounts
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Post by: username on July 20, 2015, 10:58:56 AM
newegg, sabon, TM, ledbury = 4
Your addition is flawless. Now you need to work on multiplication...
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Post by: etech0 on July 20, 2015, 11:02:05 AM
Your addition is flawless. Now you need to work on multiplication...
Ah, I forgot about AUs :)
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Post by: AJK on July 24, 2015, 10:48:54 AM
Well, stuff has just gotten real.

A text from Mrs. AJK this morning:

Mrs AJK:  Do you know about new egg?
AJK: What about it (thinking she wanted to order something)?
Mrs. AJK: Mrs. @MarcoPolo told me it's like sbs except u get cash!
AJK: Yep. We've done it.
Mrs. AJK: Did we max out?

#nachas
#wivesofDDFchattingaboutCCdeals
#widowsofDD
#maxingout
#sbsinjuly
#freemoney
#studentsbecometeachers
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Post by: sky121 on July 24, 2015, 10:53:36 AM
:)
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Post by: yoruel on July 24, 2015, 11:14:03 AM

#wivesofDDFchattingaboutCCdeals
Does this happen in CTown also?
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Post by: Ydad on July 24, 2015, 11:40:11 AM
... There's an Amex offer for Walmart and you just roll your eyes. Cause that place is free, anyways.
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Post by: cholent on July 24, 2015, 11:40:53 AM
... There's an Amex offer for Walmart and you just roll your eyes. Cause that place is free, anyways.

Nope. Still not a DDFer
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Post by: stbaum on July 24, 2015, 12:37:08 PM
Well, stuff has just gotten real.

A text from Mrs. AJK this morning:

Mrs AJK:  Do you know about new egg?
AJK: What about it (thinking she wanted to order something)?
Mrs. AJK: Mrs. @MarcoPolo told me it's like sbs except u get cash!
AJK: Yep. We've done it.
Mrs. AJK: Did we max out?

#nachas
#wivesofDDFchattingaboutCCdeals
#widowsofDD
#maxingout
#sbsinjuly
#freemoney
#studentsbecometeachers

??
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Post by: AJK on July 24, 2015, 12:38:34 PM
??

You must not be married to someone involved in the hobby.
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Post by: stbaum on July 24, 2015, 12:42:22 PM
You must not be married to someone involved in the hobby.

my husband only wants to know what i'm buying at Staples that's so expensive :)
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Post by: AJK on July 24, 2015, 12:43:02 PM
my husband only wants to know what i'm buying at Staples that's so expensive :)

So HE would know what I mean :)
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Post by: stbaum on July 24, 2015, 12:44:04 PM
So HE would know what I mean :)

 ;D

#widowersofdds
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Post by: hvaces42 on July 24, 2015, 04:15:12 PM
;D

#widowersofdds
Whats the hashtag if my kids keep telling me about deal?
#orphansofdds  ;D
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Post by: Welder on July 26, 2015, 05:09:34 PM
... You walk around all day with the Avoda of Yom Kippur Nusach stuck in your head, playing like a broken record, from seeing "Achas Vachas".
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Post by: ckmk47 on July 26, 2015, 06:00:44 PM
my husband only wants to know what i'm buying at Staples that's so expensive :)
Mine doesn't look at the cc statements.  He 'doesn't want to know'.
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Post by: lunatic on July 27, 2015, 10:13:57 PM
Many of your amex accounts have credit balances
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Post by: benjie1305 on July 27, 2015, 10:14:14 PM
Many of your amex accounts have credit balances

 ;D
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Post by: bsimchatomid on July 28, 2015, 12:52:14 AM
Just had an annual fee deducted from one of my negative balances. True meaning of the annual fee pays for itself. I feel stupid trying to get around it...
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Post by: sammy n on July 30, 2015, 03:56:13 AM
Wife asked me if we could book a refundable to get passed security I'm the airport and eat in a restaurant there and chill in the lounge.
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Post by: Welder on July 30, 2015, 06:20:41 AM
Wife asked me if we could book a refundable to get passed security I'm the airport and eat in a restaurant there and chill in the lounge.

(Wait! (Sry for the noob question...) How long before a flight can you go past security and enter lounge??)
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Post by: username on July 30, 2015, 07:32:36 AM
Anytime that day.
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Post by: Welder on July 30, 2015, 07:53:08 AM
And how soon before the flight can it be fully refunded?
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Post by: AJK on July 30, 2015, 08:58:32 AM
Oiy. I don't see this ending well.
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Post by: Yehuda57 on July 30, 2015, 10:04:35 AM
Oiy. I don't see this ending well.

They may end up in YVR!
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Post by: AJK on July 30, 2015, 10:44:27 AM
Lol
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Post by: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:22:39 AM
If yours, your parents, your parent in laws, and grandparents from yours and your spouse's sides mug closets are about to look like a frikin family album
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Post by: David Smith on August 02, 2015, 11:27:19 AM
If yours, your parents, your parent in laws, and grandparents from yours and your spouse's sides mug closets are about to look like a frikin family album
A real DDFer can make more than the amount the mugs cost in the time it takes to design them. I lost patience after two.
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Post by: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:28:22 AM
A real DDFer can make more than the amount the mugs cost in the time it takes to design them. I lost patience after two.
Till me till 3before I almost exploded
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Post by: maxie m on August 02, 2015, 11:29:14 AM
If yours, your parents, your parent in laws, and grandparents from yours and your spouse's sides mug closets are about to look like a frikin family album
8)
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Post by: David Smith on August 02, 2015, 11:29:15 AM
Till me till 3before I almost exploded
Three AM or three mugs?
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Post by: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:43:26 AM
Three AM or three mugs?
  3 mugs
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Post by: dudi on August 02, 2015, 11:45:18 AM
If you have asked your UPS driver how many people have asked him about the UPS method just so you can have a good laugh
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Post by: yakrot on August 02, 2015, 12:43:56 PM
If you have asked your UPS driver how many people have asked him about the UPS method just so you can have a good laugh
+1 was always tempted to do that... What did he say?
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Post by: dudi on August 02, 2015, 12:46:47 PM
+1 was always tempted to do that... What did he say?
He was never asked about it but he wasn't a residential driver so it means nothing.
Then I needed to explain to him what it means
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Post by: Achas Veachas on August 02, 2015, 01:27:58 PM
If you have asked your UPS driver how many people have asked him about the UPS method just so you can have a good laugh
Put that in the "You might NOT be a DDFer..." thread....
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Post by: dudi on August 02, 2015, 01:40:59 PM
Put that in the "You might NOT be a DDFer..." thread....
-1 there I would put people who actually jumped onto the UPS truck by a stop sign asking to pay 10,000$ for the delivery of their new CC with their new card causing the driver to call social services on them
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Post by: Am on August 02, 2015, 02:32:26 PM
My 3 year old saw my license this morning and asked me why there's a picture of me on my money
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Post by: sammy n on August 02, 2015, 06:04:36 PM
My 3 year old saw my license this morning and asked me why there's a picture of me on my money
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Post by: nobiggy on August 02, 2015, 06:45:26 PM
you walk in to FD and the manager greets you and asks, so the regular load today?
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Post by: SamKey on August 02, 2015, 10:35:56 PM
Wife asked me if we could book a refundable to get passed security I'm the airport and eat in a restaurant there and chill in the lounge.
what airport has a kosher restaurant?
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Post by: 12HRS on August 02, 2015, 11:08:06 PM
amex checkout is now on your list of most visited webpages
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Post by: sammy n on August 02, 2015, 11:41:32 PM
what airport has a kosher restaurant?
Was referring to TLV.
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Post by: dudi on August 03, 2015, 08:16:06 AM
Was referring to TLV.
I wouldn't try it there
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Post by: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 08:18:03 AM
I wouldn't try it there
Why?
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Post by: dudi on August 03, 2015, 08:50:53 AM
Why?
The security would probably cause big problems
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Post by: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 08:51:39 AM
The security would probably cause big problems
What security? How would they know when I check in that I plan on cancelling?
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Post by: dudi on August 03, 2015, 09:18:44 AM
What security? How would they know when I check in that I plan on cancelling?
I don't mean that I mean on the way out you would have to go through passport control
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Post by: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 09:32:27 AM
I don't mean that I mean on the way out you would have to go through passport control
Why would I be going through passport control? I wouldn't be.
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Post by: dudi on August 03, 2015, 09:35:06 AM
Why would I be going through passport control? I wouldn't be.
How is that?
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Post by: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 09:36:21 AM
How is that?
Bec I'll still be on the floor with all the gates and I can just right out.
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Post by: dudi on August 03, 2015, 09:38:02 AM
Bec I'll still be on the floor with all the gates and I can just right out.
According to my knowledge once you pass security there is no way out
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Post by: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 09:38:42 AM
According to my knowledge once you pass security there is no way out
Don't think that's accurate but hey I may be wrong.
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Post by: dudi on August 03, 2015, 09:39:32 AM
Don't think that's accurate but hey I may be wrong.
Would love to know differently. How would you get out?
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Post by: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 09:40:56 AM
Would love to know differently. How would you get out?
Not 100% sure but I'll be there in a few days hopefully (actually taking a flight ) and I'll look around to see if it's possible.
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Post by: zlt123 on August 03, 2015, 11:16:33 AM
In TLV you have to go trough passport control to get to the all the stores and the lounge
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Post by: dudi on August 03, 2015, 11:32:51 AM
In TLV you have to go trough passport control to get to the all the stores and the lounge
Thank you for backing me up. How about the way out?
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Post by: sammy n on August 03, 2015, 11:33:36 AM
In TLV you have to go trough passport control to get to the all the stores and the lounge
I don't care to go through customs on the way in.
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Post by: zh cohen on August 03, 2015, 01:09:05 PM
What security? How would they know when I check in that I plan on cancelling?

If you come without luggage, you will look suspicious.
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Post by: stbaum on August 11, 2015, 05:09:58 PM
You're excited it's time to pay the babysitter :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on August 11, 2015, 05:12:20 PM
...you just got taken to the cleaners.  :)
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Post by: Mountain Man on August 17, 2015, 01:51:27 PM
You plan your vacations to be sure you're home for Small Business Saturday.
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Post by: David R on August 18, 2015, 01:46:35 AM
You plan your vacations to be sure you're home for Small Business Saturday.
It's nationwide. You just need to plan to be in the USA.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Mountain Man on August 18, 2015, 02:09:39 AM
It's nationwide. You just need to plan to be in the USA.
You might be a ddfer if you've already made arrangements with small business 6 months in advance of SBS to ensure all AUs are processed.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: stbaum on August 18, 2015, 11:01:01 AM
You might be a ddfer if you've already made arrangements with small business 6 months in advance of SBS to ensure all AUs are processed.
you always stick to just one business for all your sbs? isn't that a bit much? unless i guess it's all grocery?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on August 18, 2015, 11:02:23 AM
you always stick to just one business for all your sbs? isn't that a bit much? unless i guess it's all grocery?
Or if you cash out via a tzedaka organization.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: stbaum on August 18, 2015, 11:03:02 AM
Or if you cash out via a tzedaka organization.

alas, i'm not quite that generous.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ydad on August 18, 2015, 11:09:05 AM
Or if you cash out via a tzedaka organization.
Or tuition.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Mountain Man on August 18, 2015, 11:14:57 AM
you always stick to just one business for all your sbs? isn't that a bit much? unless i guess it's all grocery?
Or a jeweler and want a sizeable purchase.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: cholent on August 18, 2015, 02:32:30 PM
you always stick to just one business for all your sbs? isn't that a bit much? unless i guess it's all grocery?

Still have a sizable credit at my grocery  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on September 03, 2015, 10:31:03 AM
You hear hold music coming from a coworkers phone and instantly know what bank they're on hold with.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on September 03, 2015, 10:35:39 AM
You hear hold music coming from a coworkers phone and instantly know what bank they're on hold with.
Ha!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ADG on September 03, 2015, 12:54:51 PM
... try saving the most on toiletries by comparing amazon jet and walmart
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on September 18, 2015, 12:04:10 AM
when sending an email to your mom showing off a crazy deal on tide she writes back "i think i need to renovate my house and make it larger! "
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on September 18, 2015, 12:09:12 AM
You hear hold music coming from a coworkers phone and instantly know what bank they're on hold with.
You're both DDFers?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on September 18, 2015, 12:11:38 AM
when sending an email to your mom showing off a crazy deal on tide she writes back "i think i need to renovate my house and make it larger! "
Because she got a million free tide pods in the mail. To apartments 1-100000. ;) Thank goodness for auto fill.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on September 18, 2015, 12:28:22 AM
Because she got a million free tide pods in the mail. To apartments 1-100000. ;) Thank goodness for auto fill.

was actually 150oz jugs
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on September 18, 2015, 12:30:30 AM
Or a jeweler and want a sizeable purchase.

+1 in the plans
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on September 18, 2015, 01:03:26 AM
You order more iphones than any one person needs and you ship them all to some (relative) stranger in Delaware.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ual902 on September 19, 2015, 08:39:31 PM
You order more iphones than any one person needs and you ship them all to some (relative) stranger in Delaware.

Yeah and probably most of your orders get cancled by Apple lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Zevi16 on September 19, 2015, 09:41:14 PM
I think you can add 'you might be a noob ddf'r if.. .. When walking along the street in israel and seeing an English speaking person, thinks 'hey he might be a ddf'r too' '
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on September 19, 2015, 09:43:28 PM
I think you can add 'you might be a noob ddf'r if.. .. When walking along the street in israel and seeing an English speaking person, thinks 'hey he might be a ddf'r too' '
+1 oh yeah! lol. That's me
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on October 04, 2015, 02:07:20 PM
You text people BUMP in a regular text message
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Zevi16 on October 13, 2015, 11:27:25 AM
You are koivea itim on the halocha thread
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on October 13, 2015, 11:35:31 AM
You are koivea itim on the halocha thread
Oy.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Zevi16 on October 13, 2015, 04:37:14 PM
Oy.
"Google sarcasm" quoting someone that I saw today but can't find it.
Btw I saw somebody write today that they need to be koivea itim so they should explain something, that's why I thought of it...can't remember either where
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on October 14, 2015, 06:11:36 PM
You get AARP magazine at the age of 30.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 14, 2015, 06:30:47 PM
You get AARP magazine at the age of 30.
Sorry FWF has that locked up 5-6 years ago.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on October 21, 2015, 07:59:08 PM
You think 9 cents per gallon of gasoline is expensive :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on October 21, 2015, 08:01:19 PM
You think 9 cents per gallon of gasoline is expensive :D
If you get upset when gas is under $2.20.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on October 21, 2015, 08:24:50 PM
If you get upset when gas is under $2.20.
+1. I am quite happy paying 7 cents a gallon
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on October 21, 2015, 08:42:56 PM
... you actually "buy" premium gas.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on October 22, 2015, 01:50:11 AM
EY no longer stands for Eretz Yisroel...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on October 22, 2015, 04:01:03 AM
EY no longer stands for Eretz Yisroel...
That doesn't make you a ddfer. Makes you satmar
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on October 22, 2015, 09:59:23 PM
Your ears perk up when you over hear the words "DansDeals", then you realize they're just talking about a "glitch" to MIA ...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on October 22, 2015, 11:42:44 PM
Your ears perk up when you over hear the words "DansDeals", then you realize they're just talking about a "glitch" to MIA ...
+100
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ad120 on October 22, 2015, 11:52:23 PM
Your ears perk up when you over hear the words "DansDeals", then you realize they're just talking about a "glitch" to MIA ...
On that note: When anything more than $30 LGA-MIA RT is "meh".
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on October 23, 2015, 12:44:54 AM
On that note: When anything more than $30 LGA-MIA RT is "meh".
-1. That's on frontier, and no self respecting ddf-er would step foot on one of their planes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: talmid chuchem on October 23, 2015, 03:21:35 AM
With your amazon account shows items that you might be interested, & these include cabinet locks, iPhone 6 screen protector, etc....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shoobi on October 24, 2015, 11:47:26 PM
EY no longer stands for Eretz Yisroel...

+100
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on October 24, 2015, 11:52:16 PM
With your amazon account shows items that you might be interested, & these include cabinet locks, iPhone 6 screen protector, etc....
Here
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=55997.msg1277814.msg#1277814
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on October 25, 2015, 01:48:47 PM
You got checks for a bank account,   that you don't intend to use even once
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on October 25, 2015, 03:14:12 PM
You got stuff,   that you don't intend to use even once
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on October 25, 2015, 03:18:20 PM
FTFY -- You got stuff,   that you don't intend to use even once

+1
big time, that's funny. Although if not for dan's recommendations for Settlers of Catan and the perplexus balls, we wouldn't have those either -- they are great!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on October 27, 2015, 11:56:44 AM
You're the only one at work that turns down an offer for your company's credit card!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on October 27, 2015, 11:58:29 AM
You generously offer to put the company cards in your name.
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on October 27, 2015, 04:15:15 PM
You're driving around in $1MM cars today
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on October 27, 2015, 04:41:08 PM
You're driving around in $1MM cars today
I reckon my train is worth at least that
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: stbaum on October 27, 2015, 05:04:36 PM
I reckon my train is worth at least that

straight from Wikipedia: (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R160_(New_York_City_Subway_car))

The R160 [for example the F, M, etc] fleet was purchased at an average cost of $1.28 million USD per car

this means that if your average train has 8 cars like the F, that puts my transportation vehicle at a total cost of $10.24 million. way more than your average Ferrari  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on October 27, 2015, 05:05:56 PM
I reckon my train is worth at least that
If the crowds aren't standing there gaping & taking photos it doesn't count. :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on October 27, 2015, 05:34:23 PM
If the crowds aren't standing there gaping & taking photos it doesn't count. :)
Three are crowds taking pictures of things in the trains all right, but nothing that's  appropriate to put on ddms.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on October 27, 2015, 06:25:50 PM
Don't for a second think they are taking pictures of the hot chick and not the car.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 27, 2015, 06:26:52 PM
...you give out your GOGO login like candy.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shoobi on October 27, 2015, 09:56:18 PM
...you book (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=44320.msg1297770#msg1297770) a trip to Hong Kong, Australia, and Dubai (after reading a zillion TRs about them) and forget that to the outside world it sounds exotic :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on October 27, 2015, 10:19:34 PM
...you book (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=44320.msg1297770#msg1297770) a trip to Hong Kong, Australia, and Dubai (after reading a zillion TRs about them) and forget that to the outside world it sounds exotic :)
+10
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ad120 on October 28, 2015, 12:08:34 AM
When you get excited about a MIA deal but then realize that you don't have a reason to go.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: srap on October 28, 2015, 12:36:37 AM
You think every guy with a yarmulka in Chase bank, WM, Stop & Shop, Shell Gas Station, Family Dollar, must be a fellow ddfer and you are dying to get a glimpse of his name on his credit card.

And certainly if he is holding a BB or Serve at a MP ATM.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on October 28, 2015, 09:18:21 AM
You notice what credit cards everyone else is using.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: keemster26 on October 28, 2015, 09:45:30 AM
You think every guy with a yarmulka in Chase bank, WM, Stop & Shop, Shell Gas Station, Family Dollar, must be a fellow ddfer and you are dying to get a glimpse of his name on his credit card.

And certainly if he is holding a BB or Serve at a MP ATM.

You notice what credit cards everyone else is using.
+100000000
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: stbaum on October 28, 2015, 10:12:42 AM
You notice what credit cards everyone else is using.

and you wanna slap their hand away when you see them pull out a debit card
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MosheD on October 28, 2015, 10:17:48 AM
and you wanna slap their hand away when you see them pull out a debit card
Well, I got to spend 1k on my citigold card
So not always true
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on October 28, 2015, 10:19:26 AM
Well, I got to spend 1k on my citigold card
So not always true
-1. Do that online.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on October 28, 2015, 10:49:53 AM
You think every guy with a yarmulka in Chase bank, WM, Stop & Shop, Shell Gas Station, Family Dollar, must be a fellow ddfer and you are dying to get a glimpse of his name on his credit card.

And certainly if he is holding a BB or Serve at a MP ATM.
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 28, 2015, 12:18:24 PM
and you wanna slap their hand away when you see them pull out a debit card
Young grasshopper has a lot to learn.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: stbaum on October 28, 2015, 12:26:09 PM
Young grasshopper has a lot to learn.  :)

yes yes
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yakrot on October 28, 2015, 02:46:18 PM
You think every jew in a Verizon store must be a ddf'er
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on November 06, 2015, 12:09:29 PM
You think its normal to book one way without knowing how you will return.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on November 06, 2015, 12:22:31 PM
You search for award tickets multiple times a day for months
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: benjie1305 on November 06, 2015, 12:23:04 PM
You search for award tickets multiple times a day for years

FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on November 06, 2015, 12:24:11 PM
You think its normal to book one way without knowing how you will return.

Looks like a repost.
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have an outbound flight (but not the way back) because you are waiting for Avios or UA to open up Good assumption!
I didnt search befor posting. Is that another sign of a DDFer?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on November 06, 2015, 12:31:01 PM
You think its normal to book one way without knowing how you will return.
+1
tip: Don't tell your husband such petty details.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on November 06, 2015, 12:34:01 PM


+1
tip: Don't tell your wife such petty details.
FTFY. Much more crucial.

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on November 06, 2015, 03:15:48 PM
I didnt search befor posting. Is that another sign of a DDFer?
Hell yeah ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehuda57 on November 20, 2015, 10:38:15 AM
... If you type the wrong letters in the Captcha

(http://i.imgur.com/qak2ACY.png)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yochiek93 on November 20, 2015, 02:54:55 PM
... If you type the wrong letters in the Captcha

(http://i.imgur.com/qak2ACY.png)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on November 20, 2015, 03:05:42 PM
You start off "-1" when you disagree with someone.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 3yummyboys on November 20, 2015, 03:09:25 PM
I +1 on a whatsapp and no one knew what I meant
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on November 20, 2015, 03:11:09 PM
It seems it's not common on other forums either.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shoobi on November 20, 2015, 03:11:15 PM
I +1 on a whatsapp and no one knew what I meant
You start off "-1" when you disagree with someone.

+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yochiek93 on November 20, 2015, 03:13:07 PM
It seems it's not common on other forums either.
I wonder why
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehuda57 on November 20, 2015, 03:31:44 PM
It seems it's not common on other forums either.
-1

The first place I saw it was in deadspin comments, though they hardly originated it. Google later used the expression
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Centro on December 15, 2015, 09:37:35 AM
... If you type the wrong letters in the Captcha

(http://i.imgur.com/qak2ACY.png)
:))
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: eliraps on December 16, 2015, 12:30:43 PM
Is part of being a DDFer, being medayek in every word of Dan?

I always thought that PRG and PLAT AUs do not get the airline credit. Just to confirm I asked on DDF a few weeks ago:

why do all my AUs login have the $100 airline credit on their login page?
isn't it only one per account?
Correct

Now I just noticed (http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/80955#comment-1258593) that Dan does not completely negate the idea (http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/80955#comment-1258609).

Am I missing something?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on December 16, 2015, 12:39:16 PM
Is part of being a DDFer, being medayek in every word of Dan?

I always thought that PRG and PLAT AUs do not get the airline credit. Just to confirm I asked on DDF a few weeks ago:

Now I just noticed (http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/80955#comment-1258593) that Dan does not completely negate the idea (http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/80955#comment-1258609).

Am I missing something?

no, if you want to feel comfortable about it.. open a new login for the AU on the PRG or Plat & click the link to the airline credit to select an airline.. you'll already see
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on December 16, 2015, 01:12:50 PM
no, if you want to feel comfortable about it.. open a new login for the AU on the PRG or Plat & click the link to the airline credit to select an airline.. you'll already see
He didnt ask about selecting a different airline for the AU
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on December 16, 2015, 01:26:53 PM
He didnt ask about selecting a different airline for the AU

i know
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: eliraps on December 16, 2015, 02:24:30 PM
no, if you want to feel comfortable about it.. open a new login for the AU on the PRG or Plat & click the link to the airline credit to select an airline.. you'll already see

As a true DDFer, i have done that before I posted. Wanted to make sure it's even for the same airline. Maybe some have had a fluke that it worked? Or else Dan is just trying to teach people that that don't need to be spoon fed everything...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehuda57 on December 17, 2015, 09:33:39 AM
...If you're relieved the ride cost you an extra 86 cents.
(http://i.imgur.com/qgjNrRk.jpg)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: eliraps on December 19, 2015, 06:54:08 PM
If when your trying to find a gemara or a tosfos you once learned, you think to yourself "Where is TimT when you need him"
[Persona experience ;)]
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Zevi16 on December 19, 2015, 06:55:49 PM
If when your trying to find a gemara or a tosfos you once learned, you think to yourself "Where is TimT when you need him"
[Persona experience ;)]
Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on December 19, 2015, 06:57:17 PM
If when your trying to find a gemara or a tosfos you once learned, you think to yourself "Where is TimT when you need him"
[Persona experience ;)]
:)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: FlyFirst on December 20, 2015, 01:19:05 AM
If ur wife tells u "you're too much on your phone on Motza Shabbos"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on December 20, 2015, 01:52:16 AM
If ur wife tells u "you're too much on your phone on Motza Shabbos all the time"

ftfy
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on December 26, 2015, 09:25:15 PM
If your chavrusa tells you he's 45 pages ahead in chazara and you say "Uch. I hate you."
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Something Fishy on December 26, 2015, 09:27:25 PM
If your chavrusa tells you he's 45 pages ahead in chazara and you say "Uch. I hate you." "it's easier if you change your settings to 50 posts per page"

FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on December 26, 2015, 09:28:37 PM
If your chavrusa tells you he's 45 pages ahead in chazara and you say "Uch. I hate you."
Gotta be careful using that line among loved ones. They might take it the wrong way. :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on December 26, 2015, 11:00:15 PM
Your children tell you, "There is one more week of December 2015 , did your finish your 25 stays for SPG plat, yet?"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on December 31, 2015, 09:41:36 PM
You mistakenly wait 5 seconds between google searches.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on December 31, 2015, 10:10:25 PM
You mistakenly wait 5 seconds between google searches.
:D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yakov116 on December 31, 2015, 11:04:18 PM
You mistakenly wait 5 seconds between google searches.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: voldemort on December 31, 2015, 11:26:45 PM

You didn't get this
You mistakenly wait 5 seconds between google searches.

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: srap on January 03, 2016, 10:56:02 AM
You wonder what vacation Dan (or JJ1000) is on when there are no new DDMS posts.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lunatic on January 03, 2016, 12:10:31 PM
Or no good deals
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: eliraps on January 11, 2016, 04:32:29 PM
"?tag=cl03f-20" means something to you  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on January 11, 2016, 06:12:09 PM
"?tag=cl03f-20" means something to you  ;)
No idea
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: dudi on January 11, 2016, 06:29:30 PM
No idea
See the stickied in the deal sub about how to post a Amazon deal
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Hidden on January 11, 2016, 07:24:40 PM
...you get pm's nowadays about the ups method
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on January 11, 2016, 08:18:00 PM
...you get pm's nowadays about the ups method
That's sooo 2015
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on January 12, 2016, 10:23:04 PM
The sight of numbers written out as '1.65' (and the like) automatically gets translated as cents - not dollars.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on January 12, 2016, 10:53:13 PM
...Google now is pulling up a bunch of flights for you for tomorrow.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: B.D.Da'ehu on January 12, 2016, 11:35:31 PM
...Google now is pulling up a bunch of flights for you for tomorrow.
Or: Error flight Brussles to India €228
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on January 13, 2016, 01:48:58 AM
You go cross country to LAX just to get to YVR on the cheap. Anyone here?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: nobiggy on January 14, 2016, 07:12:13 PM
You see this post on DOC and don't know what to make of it.

$10 Amazon Gift Card For Scheduling A Financial Review With Wells Fargo
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on January 14, 2016, 07:13:43 PM
You see this post on DOC and don't know what to make of it.

$10 Amazon Gift Card For Scheduling A Financial Review With Wells Fargo
Wow. That does have an awful sound to it.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: farmbochur on January 17, 2016, 12:36:24 PM
You became your family's master of masterpass accounts over this weekend
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on January 17, 2016, 02:15:52 PM
You became your family's master of masterpass accounts over this weekend
Link?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: farmbochur on January 17, 2016, 02:17:03 PM
I'm referring to the gilt deal on ddms
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on January 18, 2016, 12:19:57 AM
You go cross country to LAX just to get to YVR on the cheap. Anyone here?

Thats really bad. Use 32.5k AA for CX F while it lasts!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on January 18, 2016, 09:38:33 AM
Thats really bad. Use 32.5k AA for CX F while it lasts!
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on January 20, 2016, 03:31:44 PM
If you have the link to this,

Uch. I hate you.

Saved somewhere.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on January 20, 2016, 04:31:34 PM
If you have the link to this,

Saved somewhere.
you got me :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shoobi on January 21, 2016, 02:16:16 PM
If you have the link to this,

Saved somewhere.

Gotta say, one of the best ones on this thread so far
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on January 21, 2016, 08:56:42 PM
Gotta say, one of the best ones on this thread so far
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on January 28, 2016, 02:57:09 PM
Youre checking out at a (empty) supermarket with your edp amex cc one item at a time.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on January 28, 2016, 03:09:35 PM
Youre checking out at a (empty) supermarket with your edp amex cc one item at a time.
Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Venilla on February 17, 2016, 02:38:06 PM
You see missing a flight as part of life...

It's not fun, but it's part of life.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on February 17, 2016, 03:33:03 PM
.. You know your IHG account number by heart
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ual902 on February 21, 2016, 06:00:58 PM
For Lubabs:

You look around 770 at Tishrie time @ all the Luggage tags from what Airline and via what airport.

OK Maybe Im just an Aviation buff!!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on February 26, 2016, 01:02:24 AM
You clicked on every link in Dans doomsday post. Ah, the memories.
 G'Night.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on February 26, 2016, 01:06:07 AM
It feels weird to not have any bonus thresholds to hit.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on February 26, 2016, 02:37:30 PM
It feels weird to not have any bonus thresholds to hit.
+1000, Shopping is soo boring!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on February 26, 2016, 03:50:08 PM
I'm using the time toward my $30K PRG earns 15K extra and my $25K UA earns 10K extra.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on March 01, 2016, 10:07:19 PM
You apply for a card for a great sign-up offer, two hours later you've applied for 7 more cards
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Venilla on March 01, 2016, 10:37:05 PM
You apply for a card for a great sign-up offer, two hours later you've applied for 7 more cards
Nice :) Which card had the nice signup bonus and which six cards did you add?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on March 02, 2016, 07:14:13 AM
Nice :) Which card had the nice signup bonus and which six seven cards did you add?
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Mordyk on March 02, 2016, 12:14:12 PM
You apply for a card for a great sign-up offer, two hours later you've applied for 7 more cards
lol i get so annoyed when people tell me "oh i applied for the chase ink". i ask them why they didnt also apply for this and this and this.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on March 02, 2016, 12:16:03 PM
lol i get so annoyed when people tell me "oh i applied for the chase ink". i ask them why they didnt also apply for this and this and this.
That's bc Chase business and personal are separate pulls anyhow... Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yochiek93 on March 02, 2016, 12:21:15 PM
That's bc Chase business and personal are separate pulls anyhow... Lol
There are other business cards
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Zalc on March 02, 2016, 06:41:05 PM
There are other business cards
Do they approve multiple Biz cards together easily?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emjee on March 08, 2016, 06:51:48 PM
Do they approve multiple Biz cards together easily?
Ur asking about others or chase?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sag95 on March 15, 2016, 08:16:57 PM
You got married recently and moved into a new apartment, and already get more mail than your landlord (and lots of packages!).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: rileywiles23 on March 15, 2016, 08:53:32 PM
You got married recently and moved into a new apartment, and already get more mail than your landlord (and lots of packages!).
Mazel Tov !!!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sag95 on March 15, 2016, 09:04:51 PM

Mazel Tov !!!
Thank You!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shoobi on March 15, 2016, 09:57:20 PM
You got married recently and moved into a new apartment, and already get more mail than your landlord (and lots of packages!).

Lol happened to me too, we only had one mail key to our box, of course i took it and gave him his mail
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Adam101 on March 15, 2016, 11:47:06 PM
You got married recently and moved into a new apartment, and already get more mail than your landlord (and lots of packages!).

Mazel Tov !!!
... Or are you the landlord?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on March 15, 2016, 11:48:54 PM
A real DDF'er still gets packages at the old address as well. Purposely ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sag95 on March 15, 2016, 11:55:54 PM

A real DDF'er still gets packages at the old address as well. Purposely ;)
Oh don't worry. My mothers forever telling me to come pick up my packages from her.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: sag95 on March 15, 2016, 11:56:46 PM
Also how do you get the emoji not in the box? Or is it always like that on tapatalk?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on March 15, 2016, 11:59:09 PM
Also how do you get the emoji not in the box?
Gotta think outside the box :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on March 16, 2016, 01:10:56 AM
Also how do you get the emoji not in the box? Or is it always like that on tapatalk?
Use actual typed emojis, such as :) which is this : & ) together. Not , which is [ & emoji1] together
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on March 17, 2016, 08:57:22 PM
You see something about a whopping 75,000 MR, and you realize how jaded Amex has made you.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: A3 on March 27, 2016, 10:58:12 AM
You leave your wallet on top of your car, come back a half later later, have to spend 20 min picking up too many CC scattered all over the street. Good thing it's Easter Sunday. Light traffic
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Iz on March 27, 2016, 12:46:40 PM
You leave your wallet on top of your car, come back a half later later, have to spend 20 min picking up too many CC scattered all over the street. Good thing it's Easter Sunday. Light traffic
I thought you would say, you don't bother going back, because you don't carry cash. CCs can be canceled and replaced. :D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: A3 on March 27, 2016, 03:42:18 PM
I thought you would say, you don't bother going back, because you don't carry cash. CCs can be canceled and replaced. :D
True. Did have $20 though. Other sentimentals.. Which I did find
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Iz on March 27, 2016, 06:34:03 PM
True. Did have $20 though. Other sentimentals.. Which I did find
8)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on March 27, 2016, 07:43:58 PM
I thought you would say, you don't bother going back, because you don't carry cash. CCs can be canceled and replaced. :D
DDFers carry GCs with them..
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Iz on March 28, 2016, 12:19:38 AM
DDFers carry GCs with them..
;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Der Deutsche Jude on April 09, 2016, 10:48:04 PM
You get married just for the new SSN (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=61977.msg1453862#msg1453862). 
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yochiek93 on April 10, 2016, 10:59:11 AM
You get married just for the new SSN (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=61977.msg1453862#msg1453862).
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=17387.msg1452507#msg1452507
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on April 12, 2016, 06:00:25 PM
Your 10-year-old sister has a school project of if she can go anywhere in the world, where would she go and she asks her teacher if she knows where the Maldives are  ;D ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on April 12, 2016, 06:01:02 PM
Your 10-year-old sister has a school project of if she can go anywhere in the world, where would she go and she asks her teacher if she knows where the Maldives are  ;D ;D
lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Something Fishy on April 12, 2016, 08:12:33 PM
You have a dream that your plane is going down, and all you worry about is that the crash site doesn't have an airport code so you won't be able to add it to your lists.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on April 12, 2016, 10:22:00 PM
You have a dream that your plane is going down, and all you worry about is that the crash site doesn't have an airport code so you won't be able to add it to your lists.
That's dark.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehuda57 on April 12, 2016, 11:17:21 PM


You have a dream that your plane is going down, and all you worry about is that the crash site doesn't have an airport code so you won't be able to add it to your lists.

You can just add it to your list of chakirahs.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on April 13, 2016, 11:11:54 PM
It's great to be back in Rite Aid after a 6 week hiatus...   ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on April 13, 2016, 11:27:13 PM
It's great to be back in Rite Aid after a 6 week hiatus...   ::)

ugh, i also had a hiatus that ended yesterday, but with 4 diff rite aids I have only been able to load 2k, getting turned down way to often...Cant wait for my pesach trip...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on April 13, 2016, 11:49:31 PM
ugh, i also had a hiatus that ended yesterday, but with 4 diff rite aids I have only been able to load 2k, getting turned down way to often...Cant wait for my pesach trip...
My luck, the manager was working the register tonight. Told me that the rule is $500 max per day. Good thing there's another Rite Aid a few blocks away. Was closed tonight but I'll definitely be paying them a visit tomorrow.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on April 27, 2016, 11:46:11 AM
You still get sefira SMS reminders from BAHayman :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: tzifanya54 on April 27, 2016, 12:25:04 PM
You have the is mint tab on your home screen.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on April 27, 2016, 08:32:58 PM
You still get sefira SMS reminders from BAHayman :)

Does he have an app?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on May 01, 2016, 10:31:00 AM
You open your Pesach cabinet, and you find $$ of paper goods gotten for free from Costco.
Thanks Dan!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: tzifanya54 on May 02, 2016, 10:51:39 AM
You open your Pesach cabinet, and you find $$ of paper goods gotten for free from Costco.
Thanks Dan!
U mean SAMs club?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: beeweegee on May 02, 2016, 11:10:46 AM
You open your Pesach cabinet, and you find $$ of paper goods gotten for free from Costco.
Thanks Dan!

U mean SAMs club?
...or Waldbaums...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on May 02, 2016, 02:29:17 PM
U mean SAMs club?
Oops, yes, Sams Club.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on June 26, 2016, 05:30:01 PM
You've gotten to a point where you DROPR even when they tell you what time of the day it is.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shoobi on June 26, 2016, 05:30:32 PM
You've gotten to a point where you DROPR even when they tell you what time of the day it is.

Lol!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on June 26, 2016, 05:33:59 PM
Lol!
You really are bored there on the tarmac..
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shoobi on June 26, 2016, 05:38:50 PM
You really are bored there on the tarmac..

Oh yes  :) pretty quick of you to catch on... I'm catching up on lots of DDF
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on July 14, 2016, 04:05:33 PM
You don't purchase tickets for trips to Israel that these organizations raffle off. 'Cuz you know they're gonna put you in the way back of the plane.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on July 14, 2016, 04:12:53 PM
You don't purchase tickets for trips to Israel that these organizations raffle off. 'Cuz you know they're gonna put you in the way back of the plane.

+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on July 14, 2016, 04:15:23 PM
You don't purchase tickets for trips to Israel that these organizations raffle off. 'Cuz you know they're gonna put you in the way back of the plane.
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Something Fishy on July 24, 2016, 01:52:30 AM
... You go on an adventure DO with fellow DDFers and pretty much everyone's luggage has a green Hawaii Department of Agriculture sticker on it.

(Going through some Norway pictures now...)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on July 24, 2016, 03:47:32 AM
You're posting on DDF. ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on July 24, 2016, 09:44:19 AM
You're posting on DDF. ::)
-1, the title of the thread says might. If you're posting your are a ddfer.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Z56 on July 24, 2016, 09:50:23 AM
Love the wiki ;))))
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Zevi16 on August 01, 2016, 07:21:05 PM
You see a random picture of 3 candles and think of @emkay
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Emkay on August 01, 2016, 07:21:38 PM
You see a random picture of 3 candles and think of @emkay
Ok. Time for an avatar change.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on August 01, 2016, 07:22:38 PM
Ok. Time for an avatar change.
-1

They will never leave our memories.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Der Deutsche Jude on August 01, 2016, 08:43:01 PM
You've had the same bills in your wallet for the past year.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on August 01, 2016, 08:49:52 PM
You've had the same bills in your wallet for the past year.
... Or 7 years
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emjee on August 02, 2016, 07:58:57 AM
1) Your wife calls by heart or texts ALL (lol) cc's last 4/5 last digits of which card to use for the purchase she's about to make

2) your family members don't feel special anymore when they receive a personalized gift card to them
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Z56 on August 02, 2016, 08:08:34 AM
1) Your wife calls by heart or texts ALL (lol) cc's last 4/5 last digits of which card to use for the purchase she's about to make

2) your family members don't feel special anymore when they receive a personalized gift card to them

+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on August 02, 2016, 08:38:13 AM


1) Your wife calls by heart or texts ALL (lol) cc's last 4/5 last digits of which card to use for the purchase she's about to make

2) your family members don't feel special anymore when they receive a personalized gift card to them
You can send me personal gift cards and I'll feel very special
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emjee on August 02, 2016, 08:49:50 AM
You can send me personal gift cards and I'll feel very special
Moose ; you are special , I don't have to tell you that :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on August 02, 2016, 10:42:54 AM
You've had the same bills in your wallet for the past year.
... Or 7 years

You guys don't give tzedaka?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on August 02, 2016, 10:45:07 AM
You've had the same bills in your wallet for the past year.
... Or 7 years

You guys don't give tzedaka?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on August 02, 2016, 10:50:39 AM
You guys don't give tzedaka?
Or buy lottery tickets?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on August 02, 2016, 10:54:58 AM
You guys don't give tzedaka?

Or buy lottery tickets?
Why can't you do that with CC?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: cholent on August 02, 2016, 10:57:49 AM
You guys don't give tzedaka?
Or have cleaning help?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on August 02, 2016, 11:02:33 AM
Or have cleaning help?
+1, That's where all my cash goes. And babysitting.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on August 02, 2016, 11:05:22 AM
You guys don't give tzedaka?
I do

Or buy lottery tickets?
I don't

Why can't you do that with CC?
I do

Or have cleaning help?
I don't
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on August 02, 2016, 11:10:47 AM
You guys don't give tzedaka?
No (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=8321.msg98173#msg98173)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on August 02, 2016, 11:45:57 AM
No (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=8321.msg98173#msg98173)
So cynical today
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emjee on August 02, 2016, 12:25:54 PM
You guys don't give tzedaka?
With CC . Yes
Or buy lottery tickets?
No . Cash only purchase unless guy behind the counter allows purchase to be done with other items to go along with it (true story lol)
Or have cleaning help?
Gift cards :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on August 02, 2016, 10:55:44 PM
Your CC's don't need a travel warning.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on August 02, 2016, 11:02:47 PM
With CC . Yes

What do you do in shul?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on August 03, 2016, 12:38:29 AM
What do you do in shul?
They don't have a credit card machine in your shul?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on August 03, 2016, 12:44:30 AM
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on August 03, 2016, 12:47:52 AM
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Yes
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Der Deutsche Jude on August 03, 2016, 12:48:59 AM
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Oh David, is this going to be discussed again?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on August 03, 2016, 12:49:52 AM
Oh David, is this going to be discussed again?
Lol. Sorry.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on August 03, 2016, 01:07:57 AM
They don't have a credit card machine in your shul?

The Israeli collectors that come in dozens don't.  ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on August 03, 2016, 01:52:23 AM
The Israeli collectors that come in dozens don't.  ::)
Where I daven many of them do.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emjee on August 03, 2016, 03:10:20 AM
What do you do in shul?
If a shul doesn't have a cc processing by now or have a way of processing through somewhere else they don't deserve it IMHO .
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Discussed at length already . Sugya learned properly by many . %100 pashut (even the % the shul doesn't get) . No further discussion needed .

The (stupid) Israeli collectors that come in dozens don't where I'm from.  ::)

FTFY
And where im originally from the smart ones do! 
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on August 03, 2016, 07:48:01 AM
Discussed at length already . Sugya learned properly by many . %100 pashut (even the % the shul doesn't get) . No further discussion needed .


whats wrong with asking a question...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emjee on August 03, 2016, 08:33:16 AM
whats wrong with asking a question...
Lol. It wasn't a question . He was involved in the last Reid on that question already.

Example :
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=11285.msg1432774.msg#1432774
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Chapshnell on August 09, 2016, 12:31:21 AM
When the nutrition facts read Vitamin B6 & your mind says "why is jetblue on this product? Oh whoops"
🙈🙈
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on September 18, 2016, 09:21:13 PM
It takes you hours to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on September 18, 2016, 09:35:20 PM
It takes you months to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: beeweegee on September 18, 2016, 09:36:00 PM
FTFY
Yup, still in that boat.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Mordyk on September 18, 2016, 10:22:45 PM
It takes you hours to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(
+100 since all banks need your card info in order to change.  Still gotta find all my cards.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on September 18, 2016, 10:34:39 PM
+100 since all banks need your card info in order to change.  Still gotta find all my cards.
Can change it online.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on September 18, 2016, 10:36:53 PM
Can change it online.
... if you have your card info
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on September 25, 2016, 09:25:26 PM
... if you have your card info

I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on September 25, 2016, 09:29:04 PM
I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet
+1  including cvv's and exp.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on September 25, 2016, 09:29:51 PM
I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet
+1  including cvv's and exp.
I hope it's password protected!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on September 25, 2016, 10:10:26 PM
You walked into the pantry today and started trying to figure out arts and crafts or science projects your kids can do at home with grapefruit scented dish soap.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on September 25, 2016, 10:23:09 PM
I hope it's password protected!

indeed and its not a google spreadsheet ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SearchGuy on September 25, 2016, 11:46:24 PM
You walked into the pantry today and started trying to figure out arts and crafts or science projects your kids can do at home with grapefruit scented dish soap.
By me it's lemon with baking soda...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on September 26, 2016, 08:33:21 PM
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yehoshua on September 26, 2016, 08:45:48 PM
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!
Lol!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on September 26, 2016, 09:01:27 PM
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!
No private bank?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on September 26, 2016, 09:17:25 PM
No private bank?
You mean Citi?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on September 26, 2016, 09:20:27 PM
You mean Citi?
No, chase private bank. It's the level on top of CPC, which is offered to many law firms to court their business.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on September 26, 2016, 09:45:31 PM
No, chase private bank. It's the level on top of CPC, which is offered to many law firms to court their business.
Ah. I think it's CPC but I could be wrong. They only briefly touched on it.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on September 26, 2016, 10:05:17 PM
Private bank > CPC
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on September 28, 2016, 10:20:55 AM
You're tired of seeing the picture of the frum guy in Amex marketing material.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on September 30, 2016, 12:32:29 PM
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Torkay on September 30, 2016, 12:55:55 PM
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
Frustrated with the shabulb thread?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on September 30, 2016, 12:58:55 PM
Frustrated with the shabulb thread?
That and a hundred other threads. What is the big deal?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on September 30, 2016, 04:34:14 PM
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
Or a reporter. We are both notorious for that
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Welder on October 28, 2016, 05:14:38 PM
... Your mail gets spammed with a load of Departures Magazines every couple of months.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on October 28, 2016, 05:40:52 PM
You get your election news from the pick your poison thread. (Or is that just me?)

Shabbat Shalom!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on October 28, 2016, 06:00:17 PM
...you go to best buy to return 7 printers and everybody looks at you like you're crazy. (Jokes on them though because I walked out $300 richer)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on October 29, 2016, 07:22:03 PM
You get your election news from the pick your poison thread. (Or is that just me?)

Shabbat Shalom!
Not just you.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on October 30, 2016, 12:23:19 AM
...you go to best buy to return 7 printers and everybody looks at you like you're crazy. (Jokes on them though because I walked out $300 richer)
Did you check the balance on your GCs? Are they still active?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on October 30, 2016, 12:23:56 AM
Did you check the balance on your GCs? Are they still active?
Not yet, I had that thought over Shabbos, we'll have to see.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on October 30, 2016, 12:35:47 AM
Not yet, I had that thought over Shabbos, we'll have to see.

Is that like the story about thinking about fixing your fence of shabbos? ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on October 30, 2016, 12:39:11 AM
Is that like the story about thinking about fixing your fence of shabbos? ::)
Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on November 14, 2016, 12:28:58 AM
....you start using +1's on whatsapp chats with non forum users.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on November 14, 2016, 12:34:33 AM
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?

I think I gave in and did it a few times but I just hate it.

I assume it's supposed to mean "me too" hence the +1 means, "not just you, brother! count me in, too!" But then what the heck does it mean when people write +1000000? Are you pretending to be a million people? Or does the number suddenly no longer mean "me too" but rather it now is supposed to be a numeric expression of how right the previous comment was? And how do people determine if it's a +1000000 or a +1000000000000? It's totally arbitrary. You just get excited and start pressing zeros. It's like people who think multiple exclamation points makes their point more convincing. Guess what? It doesn't!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on November 14, 2016, 12:35:27 AM
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?

I think I gave in and did it a few times but I just hate it.

I assume it's supposed to mean "me too" hence the +1 means, "not just you, brother! count me in, too!" But then what the heck does it mean when people write +1000000? Are you pretending to be a million people? Or does the number suddenly no longer mean "me too" but rather it now is supposed to be a numeric expression of how right the previous comment was? And how do people determine if it's a +1000000 or a +1000000000000? It's totally arbitrary. You just get excited and start pressing zeros. It's like people who think multiple exclamation points makes their point more convincing. Guess what? It doesn't!!!!!!!!!
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on November 14, 2016, 12:35:59 AM
Hilarious.
Title: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on November 14, 2016, 12:37:24 AM
Hilarious.
Twas but a joke and to answer this
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?
Yes you are entitled to say whatever it pleases you to say

I do happen to agree with you that it does get out of hand sometimes ( not that I'm not guilty of it from time to time myself.)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on November 14, 2016, 12:48:22 AM
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?

I think I gave in and did it a few times but I just hate it.

I assume it's supposed to mean "me too" hence the +1 means, "not just you, brother! count me in, too!" But then what the heck does it mean when people write +1000000? Are you pretending to be a million people? Or does the number suddenly no longer mean "me too" but rather it now is supposed to be a numeric expression of how right the previous comment was? And how do people determine if it's a +1000000 or a +1000000000000? It's totally arbitrary. You just get excited and start pressing zeros. It's like people who think multiple exclamation points makes their point more convincing. Guess what? It doesn't!!!!!!!!!


+10000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on November 14, 2016, 12:49:17 AM

Come on, that's not fair.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on November 14, 2016, 01:04:56 AM
...you try and justify your Trump vote but fail.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on November 14, 2016, 01:19:46 AM
...you try and justify your Trump vote but fail.
I don't think that's limited to DDF or Trump.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on November 19, 2016, 08:51:30 PM
...you are crying about your gmail account.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on November 19, 2016, 09:54:43 PM
...You enjoy playing devils advocate in a certain js thread
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on November 19, 2016, 10:03:07 PM
...You enjoy playing devils advocate in a certain most js threads
:)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on November 20, 2016, 03:50:56 AM
...you are crying about your gmail account.
By the time you thought if this one, not many DDFers were crying about there Gmail accounts.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on November 20, 2016, 06:53:28 AM
By the time you thought if this one, not many DDFers were crying about there Gmail accounts.
...you went from tears to cheers about your gmail account.  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: emjee on November 22, 2016, 04:48:13 AM
...if your mother is asking advice on how to get you off ddf ....
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5396.msg1599664.msg#1599664
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on November 23, 2016, 12:13:35 PM
...you are giving water for Shaloch Manos (check with a LOR first)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on November 23, 2016, 01:40:25 PM
You answer quotes with quotes
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on November 23, 2016, 01:46:42 PM
You answer quotes with quotes
(http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y472/Pickleman1967/Laughing-smiley-face-1_zps9lpznh8f.gif)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on December 08, 2016, 11:35:53 AM
...you understand what happened between A, B, and C, aka Ruvain Shimon and Emkay.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Luvtotravel on December 08, 2016, 11:39:28 AM
...you understand what happened between A, B, and C, aka Ruvain Shimon and Emkay.
don't shoot me... but LOL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on December 08, 2016, 12:11:01 PM
...you understand what happened between A, B, and C, aka Ruvain Shimon and Emkay.
I think you meant to put this in the "you might not be a DDFer" thread.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on December 08, 2016, 01:36:34 PM
I think you meant to put this in the "you might not be a DDFer" thread.
-1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on December 08, 2016, 01:51:02 PM
-1
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on December 08, 2016, 02:03:19 PM
I think you guys missed my joke.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on December 08, 2016, 02:09:03 PM
I think you guys missed my joke.
I guess the joke is on me.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on December 08, 2016, 02:16:58 PM
I think you guys missed my joke.
Always possible. However, just to grasp what happened, might be above the head of some non-DDFers.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Sam Finkelstein on December 11, 2016, 06:15:38 PM
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on December 11, 2016, 06:21:00 PM
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
Can't remember the last time I bought.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on December 11, 2016, 06:26:36 PM
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
not once in my lifetime
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: David Smith on December 11, 2016, 06:42:48 PM
בגד אשה
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on December 11, 2016, 06:43:35 PM
בגד אשה
There's still a whole week ahead of us before we get to Friday.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: FlyFirst on December 11, 2016, 07:19:39 PM
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.

 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on December 11, 2016, 07:33:54 PM
What the heck is going on here?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shulem92 on December 11, 2016, 07:34:52 PM
What the heck is going on here?
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on December 11, 2016, 07:38:31 PM
Where's that Chacham Ovadya video with him yelling at guys who smell bad!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Sam Finkelstein on December 11, 2016, 08:02:13 PM
Can't remember the last time I bought.

I prefer Dove, but I had to use up my Degree at one point.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on December 11, 2016, 08:03:09 PM
What the heck is going on here?
http://www.dansdeals.com/index.php?s=dry+spray
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on December 11, 2016, 08:10:49 PM
not once in my lifetime

Whew! That must smell really bad!  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on December 11, 2016, 09:50:04 PM
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
Mine's almost finished. I don't think I have another in stock.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on December 11, 2016, 09:53:15 PM
not once in my lifetime

Can we find out how the guy next to you at the Blackhawks game feels about that?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on December 11, 2016, 10:12:37 PM
http://www.dansdeals.com/index.php?s=dry+spray
Can DDFers differentiate between anti-perspirant and deodorant?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: thaber on December 11, 2016, 10:19:42 PM
Can DDFers differentiate between anti-perspirant and deodorant?
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/100280
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on December 11, 2016, 10:28:27 PM
Can we find out how the guy next to you at the Blackhawks game feels about that?
Some off us just have a natural sweet smell. Hawks WIN!!!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Freddie on December 11, 2016, 10:32:38 PM
Can DDFers differentiate between anti-perspirant and deodorant?

Based on their sophistication about other עניני עולם הזה it would be really ironic if they didn't.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on December 11, 2016, 11:00:53 PM
Based on their sophistication about other עניני עולם הזה it would be really ironic if they didn't.
So why do we keep on getting links to anti-perspirant in response to:

You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on December 12, 2016, 11:57:08 AM
You've quoted yourself.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on January 12, 2017, 09:41:16 PM
You watch what cards other people use at the supermarket and cringe to yourself, slowly dying inside.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shulem92 on January 12, 2017, 09:44:42 PM
You watch what cards other people use at the supermarket and cringe to yourself, slowly dying inside.
U stopped watching years ago, because you couldnt take it anymore...lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on January 12, 2017, 09:45:04 PM
U stopped watching years ago, because you couldnt take it anymore...lol
Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CZ60 on January 12, 2017, 09:51:36 PM
This is a top 3 thread. Brilliant.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on January 13, 2017, 12:19:29 AM
you reply to two threads at the same time, one on tapa and one the computer 😂
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 13, 2017, 12:19:53 AM
you reply to two threads at the same time, one on tapa and one the computer
That's standard.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 13, 2017, 12:20:29 AM
Your involved in 6 conversations at the same time.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: joe1234 on January 13, 2017, 12:22:29 AM
You've quoted yourself.
+1
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on January 13, 2017, 12:22:42 AM
you reply to two threads at the same time, one on tapa and one the computer 😂
You've never talked to the same person at one time, on WhatsApp and with texting having two separate conversations?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: joe1234 on January 13, 2017, 12:23:07 AM
You've quoted yourself.
+1
+2
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on January 13, 2017, 12:24:02 AM
+2
Cmon, you couldnt find an old +1?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on January 13, 2017, 12:24:54 AM
You've never talked to the same person at one time, on WhatsApp and with texting having two separate conversations?
Nope
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 13, 2017, 12:27:46 AM
+1
Well done.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: nobiggy on January 15, 2017, 10:34:57 PM
You call recon and they ask how you do know what our retention offer is.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 15, 2017, 10:42:27 PM
You call recon and they ask how you do know what our retention offer is.
haha true.
In the same thought

...you know more than the rep about whatever their policies are.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: coralsnake on January 15, 2017, 11:14:07 PM
You call recon and they ask how you do know what our retention offer is.
haha true.
In the same thought

Recon offers you retention????

I must be doing something wrong...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: nobiggy on January 16, 2017, 01:25:48 PM
Recon offers you retention????

I must be doing something wrong...
Sorry, I meant retention.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on January 16, 2017, 01:35:01 PM
youre waiting for Crayola cancelation emails.

I did choose express shipping, and ordered a little over $100, and paid with paypal.

I still will be shocked if it ships.

Probably get a %25 off code.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shulem92 on January 16, 2017, 01:45:44 PM
youre waiting for multiple Crayola cancelation emails.
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 16, 2017, 02:02:31 PM
...Your excited over a crayon order.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on January 16, 2017, 03:23:32 PM
this happens on your family whatsapp.

(http://i.imgur.com/xhPa9HY.png)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on January 16, 2017, 03:24:40 PM
this happens on your family whatsapp.

(http://i.imgur.com/xhPa9HY.png)
ROFL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on January 16, 2017, 03:25:17 PM
this happens on your family whatsapp.
I knew there was a good reason why I don't use WhatsApp.  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on January 16, 2017, 03:28:09 PM
I knew there was a good reason why I don't use WhatsApp.  :)
There's no good reason.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on January 17, 2017, 02:04:11 AM
...Getting a competent amex rep on the first try makes your night.

You then go on to spend an hour on the phone with said rep while he orders more AU's for you than any normal person would ever order.

During said hour, you swap life stories, talk about your hopes, dreams, and aspirations, and the rep comments on how well you seem to be doing for someone so young.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: cholent on January 17, 2017, 03:44:25 AM
...Getting a competent amex rep on the first try makes your night.

You then go on to spend an hour on the phone with said rep while he orders more AU's for you than any normal person would ever order.

During said hour, you swap life stories, talk about your hopes, dreams, and aspirations, and the rep comments on how well you seem to be doing for someone so young.
But why would you talk to an amex rep for an hour just to get au cards? Why not just add them 5 at a time through the website option? That's gotta be quicker and easier
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on January 17, 2017, 03:45:41 AM
But why would you talk to an amex rep for an hour just to get au cards? Why not just add them 5 at a time through the website option? That's gotta be quicker and easier
Needed them expedited, otherwise you would be right.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lubaby on January 23, 2017, 02:36:00 PM
..You type [url] [/url] tags into Gmail instead of Ctrl+K.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 23, 2017, 02:53:20 PM
your wife tells you we have no where to store 120 bottles of Shampoo & Conditioner.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on January 23, 2017, 07:47:59 PM
your wife tells you we have no where to store 120 bottles of Shampoo & Conditioner.

surprised you don't have a base price for a storage unit
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 23, 2017, 08:19:07 PM
surprised you don't have a base price for a storage unit
I have a warehouse...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on January 23, 2017, 11:46:15 PM
your wife tells you we have no where to store 120 bottles of Shampoo & Conditioner.
Doesnt fit in the wine cooler?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shulem92 on January 23, 2017, 11:57:32 PM
Doesnt fit in the wine cooler?
Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 24, 2017, 12:00:45 AM
Doesnt fit in the wine cooler?
Smart man.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dr Moose on January 25, 2017, 09:21:01 AM
When you're texting someone, instead of an emoji you write:

(smile)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 25, 2017, 09:23:23 AM
When you're texting someone, instead of an emoji you write:

(smile)
That shouldn't be done even on ddf
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on January 25, 2017, 09:53:20 PM
you seriously contemplate changing your name to "Especially for you"

anyone know a way to have 2 names like a DBA...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on January 26, 2017, 12:29:29 PM
you seriously contemplate changing your name to "Especially for you"

anyone know a way to have 2 names like a DBA...
ask Count...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aygart on January 26, 2017, 12:34:03 PM
you seriously contemplate changing your name to "Especially for you"

anyone know a way to have 2 names like a DBA...
3BM?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on January 26, 2017, 12:41:07 PM
ask Count...

its ok fairly sure the super gravy train has ended in NYC. least i got a nice sum out of it. small gravy train is still going though BH
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on February 03, 2017, 03:50:52 AM
Your phone auto-corrects "Np" to "BP" 😂
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JTZ on February 03, 2017, 05:40:28 AM
...you don't know the basic rules to LMS!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: MeirS on February 03, 2017, 09:22:46 AM
...you don't know the basic rules to LMS!
.... And you might not be...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on February 06, 2017, 09:39:18 PM
Someone looked up your office phone number on your firm's website and called you in the middle of the work day to ask you a points question (the guy didn't have my cellphone number).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on February 06, 2017, 09:55:46 PM
Someone looked up your office phone number on your firm's website and called you in the middle of the work day to ask you a points question (the guy didn't have my cellphone number).

Did you bill him?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on February 06, 2017, 10:12:12 PM
Did you bill him?
I should. Couldn't believe it.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on February 06, 2017, 10:46:14 PM
Someone looked up your office phone number on your firm's website and called you in the middle of the work day to ask you a points question (the guy didn't have my cellphone number).
he belongs in the 'You might be a [censored] if..' thread.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS91 on February 06, 2017, 11:01:11 PM
he belongs in the 'You might be a [censored] if..' thread.
lol true that.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on February 08, 2017, 08:09:10 PM
You are getting Crayola spam emails.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shulem92 on February 08, 2017, 10:11:00 PM
You are getting Crayola spam emails.
+8 ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ephraimh on February 22, 2017, 12:59:34 PM
Every time you read a news article regarding UPS, you think you have an obligation to bump the UPS method thread.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on February 22, 2017, 01:04:54 PM
:(   Guilty as charged. I pledge to reform, your honor.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ephraimh on February 22, 2017, 01:38:36 PM
:(   Guilty as charged. I pledge to reform, your honor.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ephraimh on February 27, 2017, 12:39:50 AM
If you know how to fly the world for free... but can't figure out how to upload a photo onto the internets' for free!

Yeah except it's a few extra steps to get the url of the image, instead of the url to gyazo's website where they show you the image. And it makes you pay to use features I used in MonoSnap for free...

That's why I ditched gyazo a few months ago

Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: shulem92 on February 27, 2017, 12:41:50 AM
If you know how to fly the world for free... but can't figure out how to upload a photo onto the internets' for free!
If you've figured out how to do it for free, but you choose to pay so that everyone can see your pearls of wisdom (even those on tapa)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Ephraimh on February 27, 2017, 12:45:52 AM
If you've figured out how to do it for free, but you choose to pay so that everyone can see your pearls of wisdom (even those on tapa)
Certainly one way to look at it
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: maxie m on March 12, 2017, 06:45:46 PM
Your smashed and still checking out the forums
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on March 12, 2017, 07:22:24 PM
Your smashed and still checking out the forums
Here
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: as2 on March 12, 2017, 07:23:10 PM
Here
Rule violation
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on March 12, 2017, 08:02:21 PM
Lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: SrulyS on March 12, 2017, 08:11:21 PM
Here
I thought DDF closes for Purim.
you wanna get me a ride to yeshiva for dancing.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on March 12, 2017, 09:03:17 PM
I thought DDF closes for Purim.
you wanna get me a ride to yeshiva for dancing.
All drivers are inebriated currently.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CZ60 on March 13, 2017, 10:13:51 PM
...if this is how you spend (some of) your nights:

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/666/33300636491_d179fcc8a7_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/SJEt42)
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Post by: lechatchileh ariber on March 14, 2017, 12:55:52 AM
You think twice before deleting a post that's not in JS
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: keemster26 on March 14, 2017, 01:44:15 AM
...if this is how you spend (some of) your nights:

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/666/33300636491_d179fcc8a7_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/SJEt42)
?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on March 14, 2017, 01:49:08 AM
?
IHG El Salvador reservations line.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: keemster26 on March 14, 2017, 02:21:00 AM
IHG El Salvador reservations line.
Oo. Lol
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Post by: mmgfarb on March 14, 2017, 02:21:56 AM
Oo. Lol
Don't worry, I didn't just randomly know that number, I had to Google it
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Post by: zow on March 15, 2017, 04:29:46 PM
Don't worry, I didn't just randomly know that number, I had to Google it
Can someone PM me to explain why I would want to call this number, as opposed to another IHG number?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CZ60 on March 15, 2017, 05:13:49 PM
Can someone PM me to explain why I would want to call this number, as opposed to another IHG number?
No rhyme or reason, I used the one in the email confirmation.

You might be a DDFer if ...... you ask questions of suspicion (like what you just did) :P

PS, they royally screwed up my reso. The full story will be up in my TR after my June trip to BOB. Stay tuned...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on March 20, 2017, 01:27:22 AM
...you just booked a night's stay at the St Regis BOB for no other reason than the fact it cost you 2k
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on March 20, 2017, 09:14:18 AM
...you just booked a night's stay at the St Regis BOB for no other reason than the fact it cost you 2k
Link? Dates?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CZ60 on March 20, 2017, 01:17:30 PM
Link? Dates?
+1000
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on March 20, 2017, 01:30:58 PM
...you just booked a night's stay at the St Regis BOB for no other reason than the fact it cost you 2k
Eta: $2k
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: bsimchatomid on May 25, 2017, 10:38:38 AM
Writing out yesterday's date made you think of Chase.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: FlyFirst on May 25, 2017, 03:48:56 PM
Writing out yesterday's date made you think of Chase.
;D ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on December 05, 2017, 04:07:36 PM
You don’t get too excited when you see “chance to win 50,000 miles”
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ad120 on December 07, 2017, 01:53:32 AM
Whenever you see someone filling out a CC app on a plane you have the tell them, "don't do it!"
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: a good yeshiva bachur on December 07, 2017, 02:00:46 AM
Whenever you see someone filling out a CC app on a plane you have the tell them, "don't do it!"
You just did it?  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ad120 on December 07, 2017, 03:14:34 AM
You just did it?  ;)
happy to help
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Post by: davidmal on December 07, 2017, 01:16:39 PM
You might be a DDFer if...... You own a paddle but no Kayak
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ben89 on December 07, 2017, 09:39:13 PM
You might be a DDFer if...... You own a paddle but no Kayak
or two paddles... Shocked you only bought one
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidmal on December 07, 2017, 09:40:23 PM
or two paddles... Shocked you only bought one
You.... not me....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ben89 on December 07, 2017, 09:43:52 PM
You.... not me....
you bought enough of them to fill up your warehouse?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aygart on December 07, 2017, 09:54:38 PM
You might be a DDFer if...... You own a paddle but no Kayak
I thought we already found a use for them?
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Post by: davidmal on December 11, 2017, 10:52:41 AM
I thought we already found a use for them?
oh yes we did.... but only a DDF would have a paddle for so.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on March 28, 2018, 09:59:25 AM
You try to RTM a thread but it's already been deleted
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Post by: real-brisker on March 28, 2018, 10:02:26 AM
you try reading a thread from sterling something, but its already been deleted.
ftfy
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Post by: JACKBLUE on March 28, 2018, 10:05:18 AM
ftfy
LOL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on March 28, 2018, 10:05:33 AM
https://www.heavyequipmentforums.com/threads/im-sterling-from-ontario.70953/
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on March 29, 2018, 09:56:36 PM
...the only thing you find in your jacket pocket while doing bedikas chometz is an old boarding pass
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 29, 2018, 09:57:29 PM
...you won't invite me over for Passover.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on March 29, 2018, 09:57:37 PM
...the only thing you find in your jacket pocket while doing bedikas chometz is an old boarding pass
No Amex AUs?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aygart on March 29, 2018, 10:01:39 PM
...you won't invite me over for Passover.
The last time a non-jew tried to get his way into a seder for the meal he left disappointed the story goes.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 29, 2018, 10:04:43 PM
The last time a non-jew tried to get his way into a seder for the meal he left disappointed the story goes.
Stephen Hawking?  :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aygart on March 29, 2018, 10:13:38 PM
Stephen Hawking?  :)
The story goes that he came for the food. I'm sure this is posted here somewhere. Someone told him that the Jews have a big meal at the seder and that they bring in guests. He went in faking that he was jewish. First they give him a cup of wine. Okay, so far so good. Then they give him a tiny piece of celery dipped in saltwater. He thinks to himself how this is a strange meal. The the father takes out this strange burnt cracker and breaks it but puts the pieces away while he was just hoping to eat. They pour another cup of wine but now no one is drinking it. They just star saying this long chant with bits of singing in the middle and kids busy speaking and lively conversations. Then they finallt give the wine some attention and what do they do? they spil some out! finally they drink the cup of wine and he is hoping that they will finally have the meal. Instead they go wash their hands and then he gives everyone these large pieces of the burnt cracker which everyone is stuffing into their mouth. Next he gives out some plain raw horseradish and he just cant get it down then they give him more of it on some crackers. He had enough and runs out thinking that his friend played a joke on him.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 29, 2018, 10:15:47 PM
The story goes that he came for the food. I'm sure this is posted here somewhere. Someone told him that the Jews have a big meal at the seder and that they bring in guests. He went in faking that he was jewish. First they give him a cup of wine. Okay, so far so good. Then they give him a tiny piece of celery dipped in saltwater. He thinks to himself how this is a strange meal. The the father takes out this strange burnt cracker and breaks it but puts the pieces away while he was just hoping to eat. They pour another cup of wine but now no one is drinking it. They just star saying this long chant with bits of singing in the middle and kids busy speaking and lively conversations. Then they finallt give the wine some attention and what do they do? they spil some out! finally they drink the cup of wine and he is hoping that they will finally have the meal. Instead they go wash their hands and then he gives everyone these large pieces of the burnt cracker which everyone is stuffing into their mouth. Next he gives out some plain raw horseradish and he just cant get it down then they give him more of it on some crackers. He had enough and runs out thinking that his friend played a joke on him.
Not sure what the issue was.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aygart on March 29, 2018, 10:17:28 PM
Not sure what the issue was.
The horseradish wasn't his taste and he didn't like the Manischewitz wine.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on March 29, 2018, 10:21:04 PM
The horseradish wasn't his taste and he didn't like the Manischewitz wine.
ALOL
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 29, 2018, 10:22:30 PM
The horseradish wasn't his taste and he didn't like the Manischewitz wine.
Maybe he should of done a Google search first. Strike that idea because he would have found out he wasn't welcome because of discrimination against non-Jews.  :P
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on March 29, 2018, 10:23:27 PM
The horseradish wasn't his taste and he didn't like the Manischewitz wine.
Random point- not all Manischewitz wine is KFP, as surprising as that is.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on March 29, 2018, 10:23:40 PM
Maybe he should of done a Google search first. Strike that idea because he would have found out he wasn't welcome because of discrimination against non-Jews. 
Well really it isn't a problem, just we don't want you to know about the blood in our matzah
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 29, 2018, 10:27:05 PM
Well really it isn't a problem, just we don't want you to know about the blood in our matzah
That horse has left the barn thousand of years ago.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: aygart on March 29, 2018, 10:28:02 PM
That horse has left the barn thousand of years ago.
I wish everyone felt that way
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Post by: davidrotts63 on March 29, 2018, 10:28:54 PM
I wish everyone felt that way
I'm pretty sure it's only an excuse for the others, no one actually believes it
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 29, 2018, 10:32:07 PM
I'm pretty sure it's only an excuse for the others, no one actually believes it
No one believes what? You trying to change history now?  >:(
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ben89 on March 29, 2018, 11:24:23 PM
...you won't invite us over for Passover.
ftfy
its not just you. nothing personal. although i wish
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on June 03, 2018, 11:53:13 AM
...you recognize Oscar Munoz in the UA safety video....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 03, 2018, 01:37:50 PM
...you recognize Oscar Munoz in the UA safety video....
Who? Baseball player?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Abey on June 03, 2018, 04:08:50 PM
You book flights 5 hours before takeoff
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on June 03, 2018, 04:21:33 PM
Who? Baseball player?
CEO of UA.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 03, 2018, 06:32:24 PM
CEO of UA.
:-[
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Dan on June 03, 2018, 06:33:26 PM
You book flights 5 hours before takeoff
I've booked at T-55 minutes while still in my home and made it :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JACKBLUE on June 03, 2018, 07:19:06 PM
I've booked at T-55 minutes while still in my home and made it :)
that’s why you’re not a DDFer, You’re the KING OF DDF!!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: farmbochur on June 03, 2018, 07:23:58 PM
that’s why you’re not a DDFer, You’re the KING OF DDF!!
Perhaps a separate thread is in order
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Zevi16 on October 15, 2018, 08:12:27 PM
You know what happened on May 09 2017
I don’t but I’m sure some will...
(Hint: We should make a separate thread remembering memorable dates on ddf)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on October 15, 2018, 08:38:19 PM
You know what happened on May 09 2017
I don’t but I’m sure some will...
(Hint: We should make a separate thread remembering memorable dates on ddf)
DDF Trivia (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=60501.0)

What happened on May 09, 2017 at 03:01:24 PM?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Zevi16 on October 15, 2018, 08:44:15 PM
DDF Trivia (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=60501.0)
Knew I can count on you
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: a good yeshiva bachur on October 16, 2018, 02:36:18 PM
You book flights 5 hours before takeoff
booked 3 n half just last week
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on October 16, 2018, 02:50:52 PM
You book flights 5 hours before takeoff
Booked on the way to the airport. Less than 3 hours before the flight.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on October 16, 2018, 03:14:25 PM
You book flights 5 hours before takeoff
Best I've done was change flight to day earlier less than 5 hours before. And lost my return flight in the process, and had a 23.5 hour wait time for CS. Worked it out B"H before the flight.
Had three phones call the special skymiles number and took the first rep that answered and said I don't have my number on me.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: LoLo on October 16, 2018, 03:22:20 PM
Booked on the way to the airport. Less than 3 hours before the flight.
Booked in the airport, T- 2.5 hours.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: as2 on October 16, 2018, 03:25:21 PM
If you're ever in a unfortunate situation where you need to fly in a hurry, you can often beat that. Just booked my in laws a 4:15 flight at 2:00. Headed strait to the airport after. When you're trying to make a funeral...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Myccrabbi on October 16, 2018, 06:48:35 PM
I've booked at T-55 minutes while still in my home and made it :)
Booked quite a few few hours before flight...

But best was booked ewr-fll around 2 hrs before flight on my uber to there it ticketed.

Did online checkin went thru security then change of plans came up was at gate already turned around left gate called United canceld for $5.60 uber back whole thing under 3 hrs and got uber black by chance on way back when ordered regular.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on October 17, 2018, 01:41:46 PM
You need to fly NYC-LAX and consider taking a flight in J with a stopover in Panama as an option (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=45830.msg1999110#msg1999110).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: lubaby on October 17, 2018, 02:00:49 PM
You need to fly NYC-LAX and consider taking a flight in J with a stopover in Panama as an option (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=45830.msg1999110#msg1999110).
Great routing for a mileage run  ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on October 17, 2018, 08:17:45 PM
Great routing for a mileage run  ;D
Except that you don't get any miles on an SQ award ticket.

ETA: who accrues miles from flights? Can't be a DDFer, huh?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on October 17, 2018, 08:49:05 PM
ETA: who accrues miles from flights? Can't be a DDFer, huh?
These days? Only crazy people chasing status for some weird reason.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Yammer on October 17, 2018, 08:51:44 PM
You need to fly NYC-LAX and consider taking a flight in J with a stopover in Panama as an option (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=45830.msg1999110#msg1999110).
A+
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: JACKBLUE on October 18, 2018, 07:18:18 PM
You need a flight from CLE-NYC and Dl priced it for 30K miles so you book CLE-BOS via LGA for just 5K miles!!!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on October 18, 2018, 07:59:29 PM
You need a flight from CLE-NYC and Dl priced it for 30K miles so you book CLE-BOS via LGA for just 5K miles!!!
#skypesos
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on February 25, 2019, 01:12:42 PM
This:
I'm just mentioning it so people will continue using Dan's links. There used to be a thread about Amazon Smile where this was discussed more at length, but I can't seem to find it.


Seems like Dan gets referals even for Amazon Smile.

Worked!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on April 02, 2019, 10:16:37 AM
You can fill in the Chase  form  (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=102690.0;topicseen)with the last 4 digits of your Freedom without consulting your spreadsheet.
For all 5 cards.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on April 11, 2019, 05:56:13 PM
People PM you asking to reveal the UPS method.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on April 11, 2019, 06:05:41 PM
People PM you asking to reveal the UPS method.
That's sooo 2015
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on April 11, 2019, 06:12:03 PM
People PM you asking to reveal the UPS method.
Oh the spam, I bet 50% of our PMs align. I think from now on I'll report them.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: myi on April 11, 2019, 06:19:54 PM
You own a batch of semi real stamps! ;D
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DoreshEmes on April 11, 2019, 06:48:44 PM
People PM you asking to reveal the UPS method.

What is this even about!?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on April 11, 2019, 06:50:19 PM
You own a batch of semi real stamps! ;D
+1`!
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: joey89 on April 11, 2019, 07:44:32 PM
You own a batch of semi real stamps! ;D
About a 1000 to be exact ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on April 29, 2019, 10:21:14 AM
You often know which user liked a post without clicking to check
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Post by: gingyguy on April 29, 2019, 11:19:00 AM
You often know which user liked a post without clicking to check
for the first time ever i had to click to check who liked this post
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Post by: etech0 on April 29, 2019, 12:01:00 PM
for the first time ever i had to click to check who liked this post
wow :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on April 30, 2019, 01:05:31 AM
When you observe a license plate with FCT in it, and that's an obvious acronym that means something to you, that will make remembering the license plate number easy.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on April 30, 2019, 01:25:43 AM
When you observe a license plate with FCT in it, and that's an obvious acronym that means something to you, that will make remembering the license plate number easy.
Saw this at Costco today
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Post by: davidrotts63 on April 30, 2019, 01:27:13 AM
Saw this at Costco today
Is that the typical format there? Or that was customized?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on April 30, 2019, 01:40:10 AM
Saw this at Costco today

There's a much wider audience that can read and easily remember that CUSTOMIZED license plate number, than a random NY license plate that just happens to have FCT as the first 3 characters. Not many outside of DDF will immediately know what that stands for (and this is coming from someone who never experienced it, and doesn't expect to experience it in his lifetime).
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on April 30, 2019, 01:50:27 AM
Is that the typical format there? Or that was customized?
Customized
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on April 30, 2019, 01:51:50 AM
There's a much wider audience that can read and easily remember that CUSTOMIZED license plate number, than a random NY license plate that just happens to have FCT as the first 3 characters. Not many outside of DDF will immediately know what that stands for (and this is coming from someone who never experienced it, and doesn't expect to experience it in his lifetime).
FCT would mean something to more people outside DDF than on DDF, just saying.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on April 30, 2019, 01:52:56 AM
Ya'll missed the FCT easter egg in my picture though....
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: thaber on April 30, 2019, 02:39:26 AM
Saw this at Costco today
What's up with the ugly duckling on your dash?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on April 30, 2019, 02:42:52 AM
What's up with the ugly duckling on your dash?
I guess the Easter egg stayed too long in the incubator, so the duck got a little burnt. Or maybe it’s due to the change of hashgocha on the ducks.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CS1 on April 30, 2019, 03:24:24 AM
.....if you are wondering if Bill Belichick was really on Dan's flight today to Amsterdam...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on April 30, 2019, 03:34:30 AM
You're up at 3AM trying to book a flight that's probably not bookable and less than ideal because it's a great redemption...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: User6669 on April 30, 2019, 04:09:17 AM
You're up at 3AM trying to book a flight that's probably not bookable and less than ideal because it's a great redemption...
:) same here...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on April 30, 2019, 04:12:11 AM
:) same here...
don't try taking my seats 😡😡😡
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: myi on April 30, 2019, 04:38:58 AM
You're up at 3AM trying to book a flight that's probably not bookable and less than ideal because it's a great redemption...
To late to think now, tomorrow is another day. But would love to finish my itinerary, save me a seat..or rather seats.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on April 30, 2019, 04:46:45 AM
2 PNRs created, neither ticketed.
No miles deducted.
Phone disconnected.
Sigh.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: hvaces42 on April 30, 2019, 08:16:26 AM
2 PNRs created, neither ticketed.
No miles deducted.
Phone disconnected.
Sigh.
Gotta burn those AA miles today for the 10% off  ::)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on April 30, 2019, 09:21:34 AM
I guess the Easter egg stayed too long in the incubator, so the duck got a little burnt. Or maybe it’s due to the change of hashgocha on the ducks.
Lol, well done
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on April 30, 2019, 12:16:12 PM
Lol, well done burnt!
FTFY
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: TimT on May 05, 2019, 05:28:38 PM
If you’re trying to type “exhausted” in a random text & after typing “ex” @ExGingi pops up as one of the 2 choices on word suggestion.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on May 05, 2019, 08:47:10 PM
When you see 32B on the departures sign at the airport and wonder why they are listing the aircraft.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ExGingi on May 05, 2019, 09:14:17 PM
When you see 32B on the departures sign at the airport and wonder why they are listing the aircraft.

As long as it isn’t 32BM (ע״ה).  ;)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yeshivabucher on May 14, 2019, 05:35:49 PM
Amex and Chase tag team FR you
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on May 14, 2019, 05:45:24 PM
Beluga means a plane and you might be a Yeshiva Bocher if it means a vodka
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on May 14, 2019, 05:47:28 PM
Beluga means a plane and you might be a Yeshiva Bocher if it means a vodka
You like that bottle? :)
In what language does it mean plane?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on May 14, 2019, 05:55:41 PM
You like that bottle? :)
In what language does it mean plane?
Finally toiveled the cup. It's waiting for you with the bottle.

Tut Tut
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Post by: davidrotts63 on May 14, 2019, 06:02:01 PM
Finally toiveled the cup. It's waiting for you with the bottle.

Tut Tut
Lol. Lemme know when.
That plane name comes from a whale named beluga.
Bachurim think Vodka.
DDFers think planes.
And normies think of whales.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on May 14, 2019, 06:02:51 PM
Lol. Lemme know when.
That plane name comes from a whale named beluga.
Bachurim think Vodka.
DDFers think planes.
And normies think of whales.
Didn't I just say that?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on May 14, 2019, 06:04:14 PM
Didn't I just say that?
I saw nothing about whales there.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on May 14, 2019, 06:05:04 PM
Get a room you two
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on May 14, 2019, 06:05:15 PM
I saw nothing about whales there.
We don't talk about the normals
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitrap on May 14, 2019, 06:07:59 PM
Get a room you two
You're invited too. Welcome to Israel.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on May 14, 2019, 06:09:06 PM
You're invited too. Welcome to Israel.
Oh thanks, I'll pass though.
Bout time you noticed
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on May 14, 2019, 06:10:18 PM


Oh thanks, I'll pass though.
Big mistake.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: avrohomgelb on May 26, 2019, 04:21:46 AM
...You don't get upset at the credit card newbie in front of u at 7/11 taking 20 minutes sorting through 30 cards trying to figure out which card will give him more points on a $1.50 Slurpee
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on May 26, 2019, 10:08:09 AM
...You don't get upset at the credit card newbie in front of u at 7/11 taking 20 minutes sorting through 30 cards trying to figure out which card will give him more points on a $1.50 Slurpee

you get to a certain point and you stop overthinking the extra 2 points.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: ckmk47 on May 26, 2019, 11:36:51 AM
...You don't get upset at the credit card newbie in front of u at 7/11 taking 20 minutes sorting through 30 cards trying to figure out which card will give him more points on a $1.50 Slurpee
Should have stepped in with advice.  May not have speeded it up, but would have been more entertaining than waiting.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: as2 on May 26, 2019, 01:32:59 PM
you get to a certain point and you stop overthinking the extra 2 points.
Or 10, if you have the right card
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: yitzgar on May 26, 2019, 01:35:06 PM
Or 10, if you have the right card
Sooper seekrit card that gets 10ppd?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on May 26, 2019, 01:36:56 PM
Or 10, if you have the right card

well once you figure out how to automate 1c charges its really not worth overthinking
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on May 26, 2019, 02:30:25 PM
well once you figure out how to automate 1c charges its really not worth overthinking
So why don't you work on figuring that out?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: 12HRS on May 26, 2019, 02:47:35 PM
So why don't you work on figuring that out?

you think I would post that if I did not know how do it?

my test month

not responding to PMs...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: davidrotts63 on May 26, 2019, 02:48:59 PM
you think I would post that if I did not know how do it?

my test month

not responding to PMs...
I was just trying to figure that out, wouldn't PM you if you're just trolling :)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: grodnoking on May 26, 2019, 03:03:15 PM
you think I would post that if I did not know how do it?

my test month

not responding to PMs...
Do we have a "Nominate the Ultimate Troll" thread?
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: as2 on May 26, 2019, 03:49:48 PM
well once you figure out how to automate 1c charges its really not worth overthinking
Got that covered. Not sure at what point they will decide they've had enough of me though...
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: as2 on May 26, 2019, 03:50:14 PM
Sooper seekrit card that gets 10ppd?
Far from sooper seekrit
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: username on May 28, 2019, 03:13:50 PM
You're trying to imagine what you can do with 5# of Baking Soda.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: as2 on May 28, 2019, 03:20:59 PM
You're trying to imagine what you can do with 5# of Baking Soda.
Buy 10gal of vinegar
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: gingyguy on May 28, 2019, 04:21:18 PM
Do we have a "Nominate the Ultimate Troll" thread?
yup  (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=91378.0)
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: DoreshEmes on July 11, 2019, 03:46:00 AM
...You don't get upset at the credit card newbie in front of u at 7/11 taking 20 minutes sorting through 30 cards trying to figure out which card will give him more points on a $1.50 Slurpee

All my CCs have a sticky strip on top with the benefits written out
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: etech0 on July 21, 2019, 05:20:36 PM
you bought stuff on Prime Day and received it on Amazon Day
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Something Fishy on November 03, 2019, 02:37:21 PM
...you're planning an itinerary involving 10 flights but are unhappy because it "looks boring on a map".

Send help pls
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on November 03, 2019, 02:45:45 PM
Get a new map.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: Something Fishy on November 03, 2019, 02:59:21 PM
Get a new map.

lol
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on November 03, 2019, 06:37:43 PM
...you're planning an itinerary involving 10 flights but are unhappy because it "looks boring on a map".

Send help pls
Just got to learn how to play around with scale and perspective on GCM
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on November 03, 2019, 06:38:25 PM
Get a new map.
Lol, maybe plot in on a real map hung on the wall with pushpins and red string
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: CountValentine on November 03, 2019, 06:42:57 PM
Lol, maybe plot in on a real map hung on the wall with pushpins and red string
I use yellow string.
Title: Re: You might be a DDFer if...
Post by: mmgfarb on November 03, 2019, 07:04:50 PM
I use yellow string.
Boo