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Title: What came in your email today?
Post by: dirah on January 29, 2014, 05:20:01 PM
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=8398.msg716701#msg716701 (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=8398.msg716701#msg716701)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: churnbabychurn on February 12, 2014, 08:58:06 AM
Quote
Dear Valued Customer,

Our Account Protection System recently detected an issue with your account.
There was an unusual activity on the credit card linked to your PayPal
account. Our security team suspects that an unauthorized user tried to access
your account without your consent.

Your account have been temporarily limited. We understand this may be
frustrating and inconvenient for you.

What to do next:

Please download the attachment in this email and simply open it so that
you are able to proceed with the verification process. Please fill in the required
fields after you have opened the attachment.

We apologize for any inconvenience that may have been caused.
Sincerely,
Copyright © 1999-2014 PayPal. All rights reserved.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: myb821 on February 12, 2014, 09:01:39 AM

make sure its legit before opening attachment and sending it to them
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Saver2000 on February 12, 2014, 09:03:54 AM
Scam. 

PayPal always addresses you by first name when emailing you. 
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: churnbabychurn on February 12, 2014, 09:15:39 AM
I know, I know. Them begging to "Simply open it" is telling.
If you click reply, you can see the email address that it was sent form, definitely not PP.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: aygart on February 12, 2014, 09:49:42 AM
They will also always tell you to log on top your account by going to Paypal.com
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: emak on February 18, 2014, 06:19:12 PM
Dear         ,
We're writing to let you know that we removed the listing you won or were bidding on, and the item is no longer available:
 261401346565 - Samsung Galaxy S 4 GT-I9500 - 16GB - White Frost (Unlocked) Smartphone
261401346605 - New Samsung Galaxy S4 GT-I9500 3G HSDPA (FACTORY UNLOCKED) 16GB Brown/Gold Phone


 We do our best to make sure listings that may not comply with our policies don't appear on eBay, but with millions of items listed every day, occasionally one may appear on our site.   

 The most common reasons we remove listings are:
 -- The item isn't allowed on eBay or can only be listed under certain conditions.
 -- The listing or item may have violated the intellectual property rights of others.

 What to do now:

 If you won the item and haven't paid yet:
 -- This transaction is now canceled. You don't need to pay for the item.
 -- If the seller offers the item outside eBay, don't accept the offer. Transactions completed off eBay are not protected by our Feedback system or Buyer Protection programs. For more information on transactions outside of eBay see:
http://pages.ebay.com/help/buy/transactions-outside-eBay.html 

 If you won the item and already paid:
--  If you already received your item and you're satisfied, please disregard this notice.
 -- If you haven't received the item, or if the item is significantly not as described, your purchase price plus original shipping may be covered by eBay Buyer Protection:
http://pages.ebay.com/help/buy/resolving-problems.html
 -- If you paid by a method other than PayPal, we recommend you try to stop payment. Please contact your payment provider directly.

 We're sorry for the inconvenience. eBay still has lots of other great deals. Just go to http://www.ebay.com to shop. We hope to see you soon.

Thanks,

 eBay

 Please don't reply to this message. It was sent from an address that doesn't accept incoming email.


Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on March 13, 2014, 08:15:18 AM
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Dear Achas,

We are writing to provide you advance notice that the price of your Prime membership will be increasing in 2015. Your 2014 annual renewal will remain at the original price of $79. On March 17, 2015, your membership will renew at $99/year.

Even as fuel and transportation costs have increased, the price of Prime has remained the same for nine years. Since 2005, the number of items eligible for unlimited free Two-Day Shipping has grown from one million to over 20 million. We also added unlimited access to over 40,000 movies and TV episodes with Prime Instant Video and a selection of over 500,000 books to borrow from the Kindle Owners' Lending Library.

For more information about your Prime membership, visit our Prime membership page.

Sincerely,

The Amazon Prime Team
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: meshugener on April 27, 2014, 02:20:07 PM
Hi Mesh

Our system has flagged your account indicating you’ve taken advantage of the Uber referral program to earn Uber credit inappropriately. You will no longer earn credit from invite codes associated with these accounts, and we’ve removed the credit earned previously from the primary account associated with this invite code.

For more information regarding our referral program and referral policy, see here: http://support.uber.com/entries/22407372-Credit-for-Referring-Friends

Best,
Randy

Uber NYC - Community Operations Manager

blog.uber.com/nyc  | facebook.com/Uber | @Uber_NYC

Do work that moves people. Uber is hiring in NYC.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: meshugener on April 27, 2014, 02:20:39 PM
My reply:

Hi Randy,

Yep, thats right, I abused the system. And as with all of these stick - you win some and lose some.
Was fun doing it, really enjoyed the fun more than the free money.

Btw, you guys made a wonderful app - love it.

Don't hesitate to contact me should you have any questions or just looking someone to hang out with.

Cheers
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Dan on April 27, 2014, 02:27:51 PM
What did you do?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: meshugener on April 27, 2014, 02:33:06 PM
What did you do?
Referred myself a gazillion of times
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on April 27, 2014, 04:22:15 PM
Referred myself a gazillion of times
meshuga
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Dan on April 27, 2014, 04:24:35 PM
Referred myself a gazillion of times
Lol, surprised they let you get to a gazillion before banning you.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on April 27, 2014, 04:31:11 PM
this reminds me...
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=344.msg616041#msg616041
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Yaalili on April 27, 2014, 04:36:36 PM
this reminds me...
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=344.msg616041#msg616041

Referred myself a gazillion of times

Reminds me of the awesome BA 1k promo a couple years ago ;)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 02, 2014, 04:51:41 PM
Quote from: Bank Of America
   
To: ACHAS VEACHAS
Date: 05/02/2014

In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, we temporarily provided some same-day credit for checks deposited via our mobile app. Beginning May 17, 2014, this will discontinue and our standard Mobile Check Deposit policy will apply going forward. Checks deposited through our Mobile Banking App will generally be credited to your account on the following business day.

What you need to know:

    When you make a Mobile Check Deposit, the funds are generally available for withdrawal and appear in your Available Balance the next business day.
    If you need immediate access to cash2, please make your check deposit at the ATM or visit one of our banking centers for assistance. Generally a minimum of $200 is available for checks deposited at the ATM. This minimum is available for withdrawal and is reflected in your Available Balance the same day.
    Checks that have already been deposited via our mobile app should not be deposited a second time through the ATM. Doing this may result in a hold being placed on your account.

Learn more about the features of Bank of America Mobile Banking.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: pizzahut on May 04, 2014, 12:37:47 PM
pretty funny stuff here :p
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 12, 2014, 11:41:07 PM
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Dear Beloved,
I pray that this email will meet you in good health.
You may have forgotten me but it my sincere wish to inform you that i have not forgotten you and i can never forget you because you was so nice to me and you tried your best to help me in this transfer and bring me to your country which finally fail because i have waited to hear from you for so long, maybe it is not the will of God. With this alone i believe you can remember me.
I succeeded in getting a foreign partner from Portugal who helped me in this transfer and now he is planning to invest this money in real estate but everyday of my life i keep on remembering you and it disturbs me so much so i decided to compensate you. Please bear with me.
I wasn't able to reach you on phone or even through email before joining my partner because everything was made in a hast so i signed a cheque of $350.000 (three hundred and fifty thousand United States of American Dollars) in your name which i gave to Reverend rev.larypaul to give you whenever you contact him for the cheque.
I know you may feel bad to hear this but please forgive me and understand that it was not my fault and also believe me from your heart that i still love you but the best i can do is to wish you the best married life with any woman God have destined for you.

Contact him through this email
His name is: rev.larypaul.
Email: (rev.larypaul@yahoo.com)
Phone : +221 773420427

Send to him your full name and address and inform to him that i ask you to contact him for the cheque and he will send it to you.

I pray that you will read this email soonest and contact the Reverend for the cheque and this maybe my last email to you because i was warned by my fiance not correspond with you again since him and i will soon get married.
I wish you good luck and i pray that this money will be profiting to you because i am giving it to you with all my heart.
Your friend,
Rose.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ayman on May 13, 2014, 12:12:48 AM
Why do ppl bother with those emails? Does anyone ever respond to them?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 13, 2014, 12:14:51 AM
I do sometimes just for kicks..
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ayman on May 13, 2014, 12:18:06 AM
I'm referring to the spammers. Are there people naive and dumb enough to respond to these emails with any personal info?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on May 13, 2014, 01:01:19 PM
TONS of emails. First day back at work...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: MC on May 13, 2014, 01:44:54 PM

TONS of emails. First day back at work...
Ignore them... Catching up on DDF is way more important
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on May 13, 2014, 01:45:24 PM
Ignore them... Catching up on DDF is way more important
What does it look like I'm doing?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 13, 2014, 01:47:04 PM
What does it look like I'm doing?
You mean you survived your whole Sheva Brachos without opening DDF once? :o
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on May 13, 2014, 02:02:49 PM
You mean you survived your whole Sheva Brachos without opening DDF once? :o
Yup! It's actually been almost 2 weeks.
The joys of not having internet at home [yet].
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: DovtheBear on May 16, 2014, 11:38:16 AM
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Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on June 09, 2014, 10:06:56 AM
Hello!
Is it safe to transact bus!ness with you on this email? I have a prof!table venture I discuss with you.

Thanks in adv.
Chi

____________________________________________________________________________
Aviso de confidencialidade

Esta mensagem da Empresa  Brasileira de Pesquisa  Agropecuaria  (Embrapa),
empresa publica federal  regida pelo disposto  na Lei Federal no. 5.851,  de
7 de dezembro de 1972,  e  enviada exclusivamente  a seu destinatario e pode
conter informacoes  confidenciais, protegidas  por sigilo profissional.  Sua
utilizacao desautorizada  e ilegal e  sujeita o infrator as penas da lei. Se
voce  a recebeu indevidamente, queira, por gentileza, reenvia-la ao emitente,
esclarecendo o equivoco.

Confidentiality note

This message from Empresa  Brasileira de Pesquisa  Agropecuaria  (Embrapa), a
government company  established under  Brazilian law  (5.851/72), is directed
exclusively to  its addressee  and may contain  confidential data,  protected
under  professional secrecy  rules. Its unauthorized  use is illegal and  may
subject the transgressor to the law's penalties. If you are not the addressee,
please send it back, elucidating the failure.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ah on July 03, 2014, 03:13:06 AM

      
   
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Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: googwallet on July 03, 2014, 04:11:49 AM
$107 ebay bucks
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: joseaugustin on July 03, 2014, 07:22:45 AM
$107 ebay bucks
Holy cow! What did you buy from eBay to get 107?!?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: googwallet on July 03, 2014, 09:10:14 AM
Iphones and ipads from daily deals
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Yeki89 on July 03, 2014, 09:36:22 AM
Holy cow! What did you buy from eBay to get 107?!?
PST Jose, some people get a lot more then that. ;)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on July 23, 2014, 11:18:25 PM
Dear xxx,
   
Congratulations! We're pleased to inform you that your outstanding credit management in the first year has earned you a credit line increase on your Discover it® card.
 
The new credit line on your Discover card account is $2,800, of which your cash credit line is $400.
 
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ah on July 24, 2014, 12:41:11 AM
No, Facebook, I don't have more friends than I think, stop rubbing it in please!
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ah on August 15, 2014, 11:14:04 AM
From staples:
Help a fellow customer out! Write a review for your $200 visa gift card. ☺
Could think of so many positive things to say about these beloved $200 GCs
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on August 15, 2014, 11:42:06 AM
Hello etech0,

Thank you for taking the time to contact us concerning your Stop & Shop card.

I am sorry to hear that your card may have been stolen. If I were to order a new card for you, it would come with the same card number. The fastest and easiest way to get a new account number is to request a new card at the Customer Service Desk at your local store. You will be given one on the spot that you can use immediately. Use it one time and then wait 24 hours and contact me back and I can ensure that it is set up correctly. We can then cancel your old card in our system to prevent any unauthorized use. I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause. I can be reached at 1-877-366-2668, Monday through Friday between the hours of 9:00 am and 5:00 pm.

Thanks, again, for contacting us. We appreciate this opportunity to respond to your concern.

Sincerely,
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: EMCC on August 15, 2014, 12:30:46 PM
Agency representing you is Taleo.
Date: Monday, July 28th, 2014
Location: US, Multiple states
Position: Store Manager
Pay Structure: $33/hour + bonus
Job Description:

Since 1995, Amazon has evolved from a single retail website into a global
development platform as well as a partner in e-commerce and publishing.
Innovation is in our DNA, and we constantly look for the the best minds on
the planet to develop new solutions to enhance the lives of our customers.
Our Retail team is looking to hire a full-time, clever, enthusiastic, and
determined entrepreneurs to help sell our products through retail customer
interactions.

In this role you will be responsible for:
1) Launching and running a new branch in your area
2) employing store associates and working directly with retail, vendor,
supply, shipping and logistics companies
3) Establishing our in-store experience and merchandising so that it is
properly presented
4) Running and participating in training events for sales associates
5) Balancing store accounts and adhering to the corporate budget
6) Negotiating and managing strategic partnerships and marketing deals

Starting an employment agreement with us is just the beginning of what will
be a challenging and fruitful career. You will enjoy a comprehensive
benefits package including health, medical and dental insurance as well as a
generous 401k. And our continual training and mentoring programs provided at
your branch will give you the opportunity to realize your initiative but
always feel secure in the knowledge that you have a strong network of
resources and support behind you.

If you feel you could be a success, please contact
shelly.smith@a2zdevelopmentcenter.com by email so we can set up a possible
interview based on competence.
 
M/F/D/V EOE

HR Department
Retail Development Center
Amazon Corporation
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on August 15, 2014, 12:46:43 PM
Email from Twitter:

Do you know Benjamin Netanyahu, Daniella and Richard Thompson on Twitter?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Dr Moose on August 15, 2014, 01:06:24 PM
Email from delta:
 
500 BONUS MILES HAVE ARRIVED.
 
We're handing out 500 bonus miles to some of our stand-out members and you happen to be one of them. To claim your miles, just register now (yes, it's that easy). Thanks again for choosing us—we look forward to seeing you on board soon

https://www.delta.com/mypromos/acelanding.action?offer=500foryou&MkCpgn=EM_MKTG_SPOP_A01A_BE_LR_140814_AA004898_P0
 
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Novo on September 11, 2014, 02:11:19 AM
$10 to spend on rakuten
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Sport on September 17, 2014, 11:38:23 AM
Dear Mr. Sport,
 
Please accept our apologies for the condition in which you received your stroller after your recent travel with Delta.
 
Please be assured that every precaution is made to have a passenger's luggage arrive in the same condition as when it was checked into our care. We succeed with few exceptions, and regret the mishandling on your trip.
 
Our check for $540.00, to reimburse you for the damaged stroller, will be mailed under separate cover.
 
We appreciate, and thank you for, your choice of Delta to provide your air transportation and look forward to being able to welcome and serve you, once again, on board one of our flights.
 
Sincerely,
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: george on September 17, 2014, 11:56:58 AM
Dear Mr. Sport,
 
Please accept our apologies for the condition in which you received your stroller after your recent travel with Delta.
 
Please be assured that every precaution is made to have a passenger's luggage arrive in the same condition as when it was checked into our care. We succeed with few exceptions, and regret the mishandling on your trip.
 
Our check for $540.00, to reimburse you for the damaged stroller, will be mailed under separate cover.
 
We appreciate, and thank you for, your choice of Delta to provide your air transportation and look forward to being able to welcome and serve you, once again, on board one of our flights.
 
Sincerely,
Wow, what happened to the stroller?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Red on September 17, 2014, 12:01:19 PM
Dear Mr. Sport,
 
Please accept our apologies for the condition in which you received your stroller after your recent travel with Delta.
 
Please be assured that every precaution is made to have a passenger's luggage arrive in the same condition as when it was checked into our care. We succeed with few exceptions, and regret the mishandling on your trip.
 
Our check for $540.00, to reimburse you for the damaged stroller, will be mailed under separate cover.
 
We appreciate, and thank you for, your choice of Delta to provide your air transportation and look forward to being able to welcome and serve you, once again, on board one of our flights.
 
Sincerely,
Wow, nice.
When Elal broke my stroller, after a whole back and forth they sent me a link to the video "united breaks guitars" to show they're not the only ones that break things.  ::)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Sport on September 17, 2014, 12:10:02 PM

Wow, what happened to the stroller?
I'm actually conflicted about this because they didn't break my stroller to the point that it's unusable. They only broke one of the brackets. At the time Thai happened I was pretty upset and thought the damage was much worse than it really was.
After waiting online for 3 hrs to speak   To baggage services they filed  a claim for me and told me they would fix it but I need to send it out. This wasn't an option for me. When I got home I emailed delta complaining more about the mistreatment of my stroller and the ridicules length of my wait. They responded that they can't give me any compensation but will look into reimbursing me for my damaged stroller.
I never told them my stroller was "totaled" I even mentioned that it was still usable when I was explaining why I didn't want to send it in to get fixed.
And now I got this email.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on September 17, 2014, 12:26:18 PM
I'm actually conflicted about this because they didn't break my stroller to the point that it's unusable. They only broke one of the brackets. At the time Thai happened I was pretty upset and thought the damage was much worse than it really was.
After waiting online for 3 hrs to speak   To baggage services they filed  a claim for me and told me they would fix it but I need to send it out. This wasn't an option for me. When I got home I emailed delta complaining more about the mistreatment of my stroller and the ridicules length of my wait. They responded that they can't give me any compensation but will look into reimbursing me for my damaged stroller.
I never told them my stroller was "totaled" I even mentioned that it was still usable when I was explaining why I didn't want to send it in to get fixed.
And now I got this email.
See you in the ethics thread
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: meshugener on September 17, 2014, 04:19:21 PM
Wow, nice.
When Elal broke my stroller, after a whole back and forth they sent me a link to the video "united breaks guitars" to show they're not the only ones that break things.  ::)
Lol, this is so Israeli.
Care to paste the full response? Must be a fun read
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Emkay on September 17, 2014, 05:37:55 PM


Wow, nice.
When Elal broke my stroller, after a whole back and forth they sent me a link to the video "united breaks guitars" to show they're not the only ones that break things.  ::)
Seriously?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Red on September 18, 2014, 06:42:46 AM
Lol, this is so Israeli.
Care to paste the full response? Must be a fun read
Don't think i have it anymore, it was a couple of years ago. It was pretty crazy how they couldn't care and didn't hide the fact.
I gave up after one quick phone call to Britax got me a replacement shipped immediately.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Centro on September 18, 2014, 01:35:39 PM
Hi,

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Please forward this email to your family, co-workers and friends so that they too can sign up to be reminded to make an Eiruv Tavshilin.

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Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ah on October 21, 2014, 05:17:22 PM
Thank you for using your American Express® Card ending in xxxx at STAPLES X21! So grateful for DDF right now
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: smurf on October 21, 2014, 10:15:52 PM
Unsolicited cli on an amex card
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 21, 2014, 10:50:20 PM
Thank you for using your American Express® Card ending in xxxx at STAPLES X21! So grateful for DDF right now
How many of those did you receive.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ah on October 22, 2014, 02:06:55 AM
How many of those did you receive.
hidden in my post says 21 :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 22, 2014, 03:04:28 AM
hidden in my post says 21 :)
Thought that was the order number.  :-[
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on October 24, 2014, 10:00:06 AM
Dear etech0,
   

Congratulations! We're pleased to inform you that your outstanding credit management in the first year has earned you a credit line increase on your Discover it® card.
 
The new credit line on your Discover card account is $3,300, of which your cash credit line is $500.
 

In the coming months, we will continue to evaluate your account. Then based on your overall credit behavior and Discover card usage, we may continue increasing your line. If you would prefer not to receive automatic credit line increases, simply give us a call at 1-800-347-3085.
 

Your increased buying power makes Discover card a great choice for all your purchases.

 

•There is no Annual Fee and you continue to earn Cashback bonus® on every purchase*


Questions? Visit us at Discover.com or call 1-800-347-3085.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: churnbabychurn on November 12, 2014, 10:24:06 PM
Quote
beware...
URGENT, PLEASE READ. Not a joke.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

BEWARE and tell everybody you can think of!!!

Better to be safe than sorry

Dave' s brother is a very advanced programmer who does computer work
for a living and has a high up status with Microsoft.

He doesn't send these if they aren't real. If He says this is for real,
it for sure is. Be aware.


VIRUS COMING !


Hi All,

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!

I checked Snopes , and it is for real. Get this E-mail message sent
around to your contacts ASAP.


PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message
with an attachment

entitled POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK , regardless of who sent it to you.

It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole
hard disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has your e -mail address
in his/her contact list.

This is the reason you need to send this e -mail to all your contacts.
It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus
and open it.


If you receive an email entitled "POSTCARD," even though it was sent to
you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN.


It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.

This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair
yet for this kind of Virus.

This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the
vital information is kept.


COPY THIS E-MAIL AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.

REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US
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Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on November 12, 2014, 10:28:48 PM
















 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
If I were you I'd send an email to whoever forwarded this to you, with "POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK" in the subject line....
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ah on November 24, 2014, 10:54:24 PM
"Happy Twitterversary, You just turned 1."
1 year ago today i signed up for twitter for DD notifications, boy what a year it's been :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: MarkS on December 03, 2014, 11:49:20 AM
Dear Valued Customer


We are trying to contact you many time but you are not available
Please we need to update your billing information online by click to the follwoing Link

Please Click Here

or by phone ,Update online will be available 48 hr.

If you will not update your information your account will be closed
within two business day

We will contact you soon
Thank you

Bank of America, N.A. Member FDIC. Equal Housing Lender
© 2014 Bank of America Corporation. All rights reserve
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on December 03, 2014, 11:54:50 AM
Dear Valued Customer


We are trying to contact you many time but you are not available
Please we need to update your billing information online by click to the follwoing Link

Please Click Here

or by phone ,Update online will be available 48 hr.

If you will not update your information your account will be closed
within two business day

We will contact you soon
Thank you

Bank of America, N.A. Member FDIC. Equal Housing Lender
© 2014 Bank of America Corporation. All rights reserve
You'd think a bank that calls itself "Bank of America" would have better mastery over the English language :))
Title: Did anyone else get this?
Post by: Moishel on December 03, 2014, 03:34:44 PM
Quote


Hi Moishel,

As a valued credit card member, Chase has selected you to participate in a survey that may give you the opportunity to join an exclusive online community.  As a member of the community, you would have the unique opportunity to impact future credit card benefits and features  by having your thoughts, opinions and feelings heard directly by Chase while earning incentives  at the same time.
 
•  This is a very exciting opportunity for Chase cardmembers to earn anywhere from $5-$20 in Amazon gift cards per month  for only a short time commitment each week over the next several months! To determine if you’re eligible for this opportunity, just answer a short series of questions that will take less than 15 minutes. To be eligible,  you must complete the survey to see if you qualify and agree to the terms and conditions of joining the community.
 
•  As an added benefit, we are offering as additional $10 Amazon gift card as a new member bonus to those who qualify, join the community and complete a minimum of one activity in the first month.
 
•  No one will try to sell you anything as a result of your participation in this survey or community.
• Spots are limited and could fill quickly,  so please complete the survey as soon as possible.  Please be assured that your responses will remain confidential. 
•  Gongos Research is an independent research company that has been commissioned by Chase to coordinate this online community.  For more information about Gongos Research, please scroll to the bottom of this email.
 
Click the link below to see if you are eligible  to participate in this exciting online community sponsored by Chase:
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: caliheat on December 03, 2014, 04:00:44 PM
Special Offer: Earn 80,000 Hilton HHonors Bonus Points
after you spend USD $3,000 in purchases on the Card within your first three months of Card Membership.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ah on December 31, 2014, 01:01:22 AM
Quote
You've been selected for a $20 Serve Account credit!

Why wait up to 21 days or longer for your refund check to arrive in the mail? From shopping to bill paying, think of all the ways you’ll be able to use your refund if you get it fast as a Direct Deposit to your American Express Serve® Account.

As a valued customer, you’ve been selected to receive a $20 Account credit after your 2014 federal tax refund is added to your American Express Serve Account using Direct Deposit.*
 

When it’s time to file your taxes, use your Serve Account and Routing numbers to have your refund automatically added to your Account as a one-time Direct Deposit. It’s fast, FREE and easy!

this came on a card that's not in my name...wonder if i can direct deposit it there anyway
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 19, 2015, 08:46:06 PM
Seems legit...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: avromie7 on January 19, 2015, 10:28:47 PM
Seems legit...
Lol about as obvious as these get, just hope your email wasn't sold to some spammers
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on January 19, 2015, 10:29:44 PM
Someone called my office this week, asking for help. He had received a google doc from my coworker, but couldn't seem to open it, so he just wanted to let her know. I was happy to enlighten him :).
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on January 26, 2015, 11:38:57 AM
Happy birthday email from CVS. PS: my birthday is months away :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 26, 2015, 11:40:57 AM
Happy birthday email from CVS. PS: my birthday is months away :)
Oh I get Happy Birthday emails and postcards all year round :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on January 26, 2015, 11:41:25 AM
Oh I get Happy Birthday emails and postcards all year round :)
Now is it ethical to use the coupon, if it's not my birthday?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: lubaby on January 26, 2015, 01:28:48 PM
$25 credit from JetBlue since they cancelled my flight this past Saturday night and had to re-book me on a different one.

$32 fare - $25 credit (which I'll hopefully use in the next year) = $7 ticket LGA-FLL  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 14, 2015, 07:54:43 PM
This must be a conspiracy. On Friday the 13th I got a CC bill for $666 :-X
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Boruch999 on February 14, 2015, 08:16:16 PM
Quote
Please see the following dispute information for account ending in :
 
Transaction Information       Dispute Information
Transaction Date: 02/09/15       Dispute Date: 02/14/15
Transaction Amount: $21.95       Dispute Amount: $21.95
Merchant/Description: EXPERIAN *CREDITREP 8772847       Dispute ID:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 
The dispute was resolved in your favor. The credit on your account is considered permanent.

 Thank you Citi!
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: A3 on February 14, 2015, 08:17:01 PM
Two free boulders tix for taking a survery. Totally forgot taking it.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: keemster26 on February 14, 2015, 08:21:58 PM
Us airways companion certificate and admirals club pass.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: coralsnake on February 14, 2015, 10:23:45 PM
Us airways companion certificate and admirals club pass.
I doubt those came in your email.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: keemster26 on February 14, 2015, 10:25:22 PM
I doubt those came in your email.
My bad. I thought it said Mail, not email.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: A3 on February 14, 2015, 10:35:40 PM
My bad. I thought it said Mail, not email.
Ditto. Oh well.
There is a thread for that as well. Just saw this one so posted here.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on February 14, 2015, 11:44:20 PM
This must be a conspiracy. On Friday the 13th I got a CC bill for $666 :-X
What is that saying about a shoe?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 14, 2015, 11:46:18 PM
What is that saying about a shoe?
Remind me?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on February 14, 2015, 11:51:09 PM
Remind me?
If the shoe fits, wear it
Do I have to explain it to?  :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 14, 2015, 11:54:13 PM
If the shoe fits, wear it
Do I have to explain it to?  :)
At this time of the night I'm afraid you do :P
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Joe4007 on February 15, 2015, 12:13:05 AM


admirals club pass.
Comes with the card?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: keemster26 on February 15, 2015, 12:23:50 AM
Comes with the card?
It came a week after the card.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Joe4007 on February 15, 2015, 12:25:48 AM
It came a week after the card.
Nice, didn't know it comes with the card. 1 pass?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: keemster26 on February 15, 2015, 01:02:33 AM
Nice, didn't know it comes with the card. 1 pass?
Ya. 1 day pass.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on March 04, 2015, 01:44:55 PM
Your First Big Fat Payment From Ebates!

(of $1.12 USD)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ual902 on March 04, 2015, 05:48:20 PM
Amex 100k offer after $10k spend within 3 months, don't know how to justify the $450 AF not waived, any insights?.

My own take is SQ R but ive already flown that product.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: cozmohoot on March 04, 2015, 05:51:33 PM
Now you will have many pm's
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on May 10, 2015, 09:36:58 AM
target wants me to review my recent purchase of a $10 target gc (which came free when i bought something)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on June 05, 2015, 04:57:16 PM
Quote
What did you think?

You recently purchased a Pacon Examination Blue Books, 12 Sheets/24 Pages. Please take a moment to review your purchase and help inform shoppers just like you.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: User6669 on June 11, 2015, 12:11:48 AM
My reply:

Hi Randy,

Yep, thats right, I abused the system. And as with all of these stick - you win some and lose some.
Was fun doing it, really enjoyed the fun more than the free money.

Btw, you guys made a wonderful app - love it.

Don't hesitate to contact me should you have any questions or just looking someone to hang out with.

Cheers

10 points for that one!
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 06, 2015, 01:29:41 PM
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?

Quote
MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.


Hello my friend,
Re: Your Package For Delivery


I am Mr. Kalstrom S. James, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities here at the Los Angeles International Airport, [LAX] CA 90010. USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a metal trunk box. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Los Angeles International Airport, [LAX] till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address in and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the  Trunk box.


However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 80percent for you and 20 percent for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 20 percent share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via for further directives.


Thank you.

Regards,
Mr. Kalstrom S. James,
Chief Immigration officer.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on July 06, 2015, 01:35:13 PM
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?
So you're still alive, huh?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 06, 2015, 02:07:37 PM
So you're still alive, huh?
Were there rumors to the contrary?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on July 06, 2015, 02:09:20 PM
Were there rumors to the contrary?
Quote
I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via for further directives.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 06, 2015, 02:19:37 PM
Oh missed that, I guess being a LAX customs agent in Nigeria is a pretty dangerous job... :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on July 06, 2015, 02:21:40 PM
Oh missed that, I guess being a LAX customs agent in Nigeria is a pretty dangerous job... :)
:)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: maxie m on July 07, 2015, 01:34:35 AM
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?
they've ramped up their game with me now, they started with phonecalls from Microsoft telling me that have evidence that my computer is infected, meanwhile I never had one...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: grodnoking on July 07, 2015, 02:06:23 AM
they've ramped up their game with me now, they started with phonecalls from Microsoft telling me that have evidence that my computer is infected, meanwhile I never had one...
I got phone calls that I won a hundred dollar gift card and needed to pay $5 shipping. When I said I want proof thier real they got nasty with me. They called three Times already.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: David Smith on July 07, 2015, 02:34:04 AM
I got phone calls that I won a hundred dollar gift card and needed to pay $5 shipping. When I said I want proof thier real they got nasty with me. They called three Times already.
When they asked me for my cc number to pay for s&h, I told them to use the gift card as the payment method. The Indian didn't quite get what I was saying, and a conversation displaying stupidity to an absurd degree ensued. Eventually I got bored, told them I was informing the authorities, and hung up.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: User6669 on July 07, 2015, 02:47:40 AM
When they asked me for my cc number to pay for s&h, I told them to use the gift card as the payment method. The Indian didn't quite get what I was saying, and a conversation displaying stupidity to an absurd degree ensued. Eventually I got bored, told them I was informing the authorities, and hung up.

+1

Did the same thing, and after arguing around for 15 minutes, he offered another gift card of $50 if I make the payment with a credit card.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: freddy on July 07, 2015, 03:43:34 PM
Hi Freddy,

Thanks for writing in! I’m sorry to hear your free processing expired. I noticed you had just a little under $300 left.

For the inconvenience, I’m happy to offer you $500 in free card processing with Square for another 180 days. You’ll now receive a reimbursement for card processing fees on your next $500 worth of sales. You can view your free processing balance by logging in to the Pricing & Services tab of your online Square Dashboard. Once you process $500 of payments or 180 calendar days has passed (whichever occurs first), you’ll automatically be charged your usual per-transaction fee.

If you have any more questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out. I’d be more than happy to help!

Best Wishes,

 Noel
 Square Support​
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 07, 2015, 11:18:37 PM
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?


Follow up:
Quote

MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999
 
Attention my good friend ,

                     Re: Your Package For Delivery

Thanks for your message, please i will need your complete information for verification which will enable me to go ahead and pay for the release of the consignment box from the Airport Storage Vault. So for proper verification, you need to send down your complete address so that we can crosscheck what we have here, if it's the same i will proceed with you. Furthermore, the consignment box contained cash in the amount of $10.5Million US Dollars, for you to have full confidence of the existence of this consignment, I have attached to this email a confidential copy of the US Customs Ultra Scan Report(For Your Eyes Only) which indicates that the trunk box have been scanned and confirmed to be filled with valuable monetary instrument worth $10Millions Dollars and in order for me to negotiate with the airport vault authorities for the release of the withheld package to you, i will need you to confirm your address to me to ensure that it correspond with what we have here, after which i go ahead and pay for the US Non Inspection Charges of $3,700 which was the main reason the consignment was with-held by the Los Angeles International Airport authorities here in California since these charges were not paid by the diplomatic agent delivering this consignment to you from United Nations office in London.

Now send me your complete address and telephone number so that i can crosscheck what i have here on the consignment to ensure am dealing with the right owner of the consignment box.

Thank you.

Regards,
Mr. Kalstrom S. James,
Chief Immigration officer.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999
Cell:(415) 891-4192

The following "scan" was attached:
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on July 07, 2015, 11:34:42 PM
that should convince you if nothing else did
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: maxie m on July 08, 2015, 02:21:26 AM
Got another call today from the same scammers as usual, instead of giving them a chance to talk I started a guessing game "are you head of mi6 with a lost property from a reconnaissance mission" "no".  "wait, wait! Maybe the Malaysian consulate with my passport forgotten on my last visit?"  "No", I politely ended the call by requesting that he swim to the bottom of the ganges and not come up
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 08, 2015, 09:50:26 PM
Follow up:
So after I sent him my "address" (I'm sure no one at 770 will complain if a box full of cash arrived :P ) this is what he sent back:
Quote
MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999

Attention My Friend,

I have been able to secure the release of the CONSIGNMENT BOX this morning after a heated negotiation with the airport vault authorities. I have also paid the Non Inspection fees of $3.700 which was the main reason why the Diplomat abandoned the CONSIGNMENT BOX because he was unable to pay the fee but after making payment I have been required by the U.S. Customs and Border Protection authority to settle the accumulated demurrage fee of $2,870.00 Otherwise clearance will not be issue and they would not allow the package to exit the Airport premises for delivery to you.

I have also paid the said demurrage fee of $2,870 this morning as well but on the process of doing that, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection Staff discovered that the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate of the CONSIGNMENT has expired, so they said i will have to apply for a new Diplomatic Immunity from Miami, Florida, and that will cost extra $200, but due to my shortage of funds i cannot afford to send the $200 to Florida for the Diplomatic Immunity. This requires me to make the payment to their paying office in Florida before they will issue their receipt for exit clearance and the Custom Release Order.

It has now become imperative for you to support me at this point, so that, I can make this payment as required to avoid delay. What is left now is $200.00, Due to the exigent situation, we need to round this up fast. Do try and send me $200.00 so that I can pay for the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate of the CONSIGNMENT BOX.

Remember this payment is for the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate of the CONSIGNMENT BOX before the clearance will be completed, As soon as the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate is paid i will make my schedule available to you to know my time of arrival in your city.

I did not bargain for this, hence your understanding and assistance is highly needed for a fast and smooth delivery of your Consignment Box, you will need to send the $200 to Florida with the information below through Western Union or Money Gram so that they can make the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate available to enable me to exit the airport and meet up with you in the morning.

Custom Officer name: Roy Kessler
City/State: Miami, Florida
Amount: $200


This is the only role you are to play in this delivery process. I shall leave Los Angeles to meet you once the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate is updated in Florida today. I hope you recognize my effort so far in this process, in ensuring a safe delivery and to guide against any unforeseen circumstance.

Find attached payment receipt for Non inspection and the Demurrage paid today for your perusal.

I wait your urgent compliance.

Warmest regards,

Thank you.

Regards,
Mr. Kalstrom S. James,
Chief Immigration officer.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999
Cell:(415) 891-4192
The two receipts below were attached.

I asked him:
Quote
Dear kind sir,

Thank you so much for going through all of this trouble on my behalf, but is there a way for you to accept PayPal or something? That would be a lot easier...

I just got the following:
Quote
MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999

Attention My Friend,

Thanks very much for your email and your understanding, am sorry to let you know that i don't have PayPal account as requested, moreover your supposed to send the money to Florida and not to California because it is in Florida that the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate would be issue from, so the $200 should be going to Florida as directed below.

Custom Officer name: Roy Kessler
City/State: Miami, Florida
Amount: $200

You should send the money to Florida using Walmart, that is the only alternative if you cannot use money gram or Western Union.

I shall leave Los Angeles to meet you once the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate is updated in Florida.

Note: this guy already has my "address", would it hurt him to say that he will arrive in New York rather than "in your city"?


Bonus points to anyone who can figure out what a Diplomatic Immunity Certificate is.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: User6669 on July 08, 2015, 11:55:13 PM
I love these type of stories.
Send him a fake money order receipt.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: SearchGuy on July 09, 2015, 03:30:44 PM
ROTFL, this guy couldn't even make the date without cutting in to the watermark
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 09, 2015, 03:42:33 PM
ROTFL, this guy couldn't even make the date without cutting in to the watermark
Yup he also spelled cheque the British way.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: @Yehuda on July 09, 2015, 05:34:21 PM
Lol that is TOO funny!
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 09, 2015, 08:43:41 PM
Follow up:

This is fun!

After last email I sent him:
Quote
OK What is the address of the office in Miami? If not Paypal I would rather send a check.

This morning I got this:
Quote
MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999

Attention My Friend,

My friend find below the information as requested and kindly send the money today so that i can make the final clearance and proceed to your address with the consignment box.

Recipient name: Roy Gerald Kessler
Address: 4200 NW 21st Street
Concourse D - North Terminal 2nd Floor
Miami, FL 33122
Amount: $200

You should send the money to Florida using Walmart or Money Gram. Also when you send the money kindly send me the following:

Sender's name:
Reference number:
Sender's address:

I shall leave Los Angeles to meet you once the Diplomatic Immunity Certificate is updated in Florida today.

I wait your urgent compliance.

Warmest regards,


I sent him the following:
Quote
If you insist, I sent the moneygram to Miami. Here is the info you requested:

Name: Samuel Munkes
Reference number: 13641562
Address: 770 Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn, NY 11213

Waiting to hear from you.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: User6669 on July 10, 2015, 12:32:14 AM
[quote name="Achas Veachas" post=1199042 timestamp=1436325517]Name: Samuel Munkes
Reference number: 13641562
Address: 770 Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn, NY 11213

Waiting to hear from you.[/quote]

Ah, so you're a grandson of the famous R' Shmuel Munkes?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 10, 2015, 12:52:50 AM
Ah, so you're a grandson of the famous R' Shmuel Munkes?

My name is Shmuel Munkes like I live at 770 :P
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: elikay on July 10, 2015, 01:10:35 AM
they've ramped up their game with me now, they started with phonecalls from Microsoft telling me that have evidence that my computer is infected, meanwhile I never had one...
I told them I have a Mac
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 12, 2015, 11:19:01 AM
This is fun!

After last email I sent him:
This morning I got this:

I sent him the following:
After not hearing from my friend for a day I emailed to ask what's up. Here is what he answered:
Quote
MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999

Attention My Friend,

I will deliver your package in the year 2070.

Warmest regards,


Thank you.

Regards,
Mr. Kalstrom S. James,
Chief Immigration officer.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999
Cell:(415) 891-4192
I am currently on hold with henche's scam insurance for 2 hours and waiting...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Venilla on July 23, 2015, 06:13:00 PM
Quote
We are sorry for not providing you with the level of service you deserve.

We appreciate that you recently took the time to contact Aeroplan's Call Centre. We are making improvements to our systems to provide you with better service and give you easy access to the information you need. Regrettably, as a result, you may have had a difficult time connecting with an agent.

Our goal is to continuously improve your experience and to be there to help you when you need us. We hope that your future calls reflect this objective.

I have no clue what they did so they have to apologize...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: User6669 on July 26, 2015, 08:30:13 AM
Project Fi, invite.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: grodnoking on July 26, 2015, 09:41:53 AM
Project Fi, invite.
Got mine months ago. If anyone wants it I'm not using it.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: yoruel on July 28, 2015, 09:47:16 AM
Yoruel Yup it’s happening again this year ….. but with a knak!    I’m going HUGE.    Im taking the largest boat available in NY ……  and I’m bringing one of the chefs that catered on the first cruise Mordy Jaffee Sterling Caterers so no worries there will be so much gourmet food it’s going to be amazing, and oh! you must have heard MBD is coming.
 
So Yoruel how are you ?   How did you fast ? We haven’t spoken in a while …..
 
Lemme give you a little sneak peak on the program and menu…
 
First ..... it’s going to be on IYH Tuesday evening Aug 11,  leaving from Jersey, Hoboken right across the Linclon tunnel and easy parking.
 
We will begin boarding at 7:00 and you can go straight up to the second gallery and we will have SUSHI prepared, plus bringing a few sushi chefs to prepare any roll you like plus a JUICE BAR … Make your own salad bar …..Fancy cakes… Cut up fruits… and of course a Wine tasting …. Can you explain why they give like a quarter of a cup to taste …. That’s how they are …..that a whole other discussion ......
 
By the time everybody has boarded that will be around 8:00 we will disembark ….. the oilem will go downstairs … maybe mincha if your not makpid on shkia ....I’m telling you this boat is so big …. We can have 300 seats comfortable but we are just putting 275 just so it should be comfortable. At everyone’s place there will be a tasty beef entree plus we are setting up 6 different kinds of CARVING stations, wine on the tables plus wine tasting of some of the better chushive wines.
 

 
 
Now let me tell you a little about the musical entertainment Pinni Ostreicher is coming with his band, and for background noise we have Zmiros choir, and we will begin with Eli beer,  and then Berry will come on and warm the oilem up, by that time you will probably have tasted some of the juicy cuts of steak and Pinky Weber will sing gram chazunes I don’t know yet exactly what but it will be amazing, and then we will be joined by the one and only MBD he will take over the house….. you get the drift it will be spectacular…
 
At some point Eli beer will go up on the deck and lead a kumzits for all the yingelait that wanna just chill on the deck will have nuts and chocolates and of course cigars as much as you want this year I got donated like 500 cigars different flavors sweet and some strong your choice. Ever seen a magician make 100$ bills float in the air? Will have one walking around the tables and do some wild tricks.
 
So Yoruel can I interest you in a ticket or maybe bring your friends and workers and make a table ? this year im getting calls from companies that want to treat some of their costumers that need like some extra att ….. it’s a good idea plus its not that expensive think of it as a marketing expense.
 
I didn’t realize how fast it will go… somebody leaked the ad on Friday and I already sold over 140 tickets.. like for real not just stam throwing numbers ..... I guess people heard from the past year and want to come. So vus zugsti? Am I putting you down for the cruise …..
 
Lemme know it’s really going pretty quickly
 
Thank you
 
xxxx
 
PS If you need an extra push…. I just got a call from one of the parents and he told me that he and his partner decided that if we raise 100k profit this year on the boat he will give 20k on top of it. So im asking you Yoruel help me do this….. you shouldn’t come all by yourself and be bored bring a couple of friends or workmates or whomever. Oh and BTW if you have some extra maaser money this is where you should put it ... you are getting free entertainment plus tzedaka ..... what else can you ask for :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on August 12, 2015, 02:29:12 PM
Ticketmaster cancelations
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on August 21, 2015, 03:09:08 PM
Now this one definitely takes the cake...


From: Mrs. Michelle Obama.

Subject: THIS IS LAST NOTICE!




How are you today?
 
I am written to inform you about your Bank Cheque Draft brought by the United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic in the white house Washington DC which contains the sum of $20.000.000 millions us dollars credited from the bank of America, the delivery of your funds has been mandated to be deliver to your address on Friday being 28TH OF AUGUST 2015 to you as soon as you get back to me with your home address and your cell phone number.


Bear in mind that I have taking my time to be in charge of your funds as instructed by my husband to ensure that you received your funds successfully from the white house to reduce the economy and I’m the only one that has your funds in regard to my husband Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II and you will have to pay the sum of $100  only before your Bank Cheque Draft will deliver to you on Friday, the reason why the fee is required is to have your funds clearance  paper from the origin of the funds to avoid any harassment from the authority and you are also expecting to be announce as winner of the said amount by Friday as soon as your fund is delivered to you

So you are urgent advised to get back to me with your home address and also the payment information today for immediate effect of your delivery. Note that the $100  is the only fee and final payment you have my assurance.

However, according to our agreement with the originated Benin Republic, all our communications should be on email for record purpose so follow my instruction accordingly, even if you don’t have the $100 try to borrow it and send it immediately because this is your life opportunity and I don’t want you to lose the chance any more.
Please I will advice you to urgent make the payment this morning via western union or money gram money transfer to the listed cashier information as instructed you by the originated authority. I will look forward to received your email today with the payment to enable the origin secure the required clearance papers required at White House Benin to deliver your funds. Note that it will take only 14hrs to deliver your Bank Cheque Draft in receipt of the $100 payment.
Please find the payment data below to send the $100 via western union


Receiver Name:     IKE FRANK

Country    Benin Republic

City      Cotonou

Question:         Urgent

Answer:            Needed

Amount:         $100

MTCN reference number............

Sender Name...........

sender's Telephone……

Sender's Address........


I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.

Regards

Mrs. Michelle Barack

The White House

(Official Residence of the President of the US)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington DC 20500 USA


Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on August 27, 2015, 10:11:12 AM
Subject: Please Don't Take it Spam - Something Important For Your Online Business

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Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on September 02, 2015, 11:02:02 PM
Targeted 50k offer for amex delta. (Missed the 60k offer :( )
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: SearchGuy on September 07, 2015, 05:56:29 PM
Quote
Good day,

After much attempts to reach you on phone, I deemed it necessary and urgent to contact you via your e-mail address and to notify you finally about your outstanding compensation payment.

After the last annual calculation of your Banking/Financial activities, you are qualified and eligible to receive a compensation check payment of $2,072,521.50 USD from the 2015 United Nations Compensation Commission Payment Reconciliation program.

Your Cashier’s Check $2,072,521.50 USD has been forwarded to the United Parcel Service for shipment to you. Send your Name, Resident Address, Country and Telephone number to the United Parcel Service (UPS) in order to receive your compensation check payment.

United Parcel Service (UPS)
Contact Name: Claire Martins
Contact E-mail: ups101@fengv.com

Please take note that you will pay a shipping/handling fee of $157 USD to receive your cashier check payment from the United Parcel Service (UPS).

Gallegos Vina.
Information Officer,
United Nations Human Settlements Program.
I leave it to anyone who wants... (It's a lot of money after all...)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on September 07, 2015, 05:59:45 PM
Human settlements program.. what a department..
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: SearchGuy on September 07, 2015, 06:02:28 PM
Human settlements program.. what a department..
MS worthy?...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on September 07, 2015, 06:35:14 PM
Nah. Just another prince chapped onto the UPS method
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on September 07, 2015, 06:46:56 PM
Nah. Just another prince chapped onto the UPS method
good thing he wasn't in ord today
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Yammer on September 07, 2015, 06:56:42 PM
Now this one definitely takes the cake...


From: Mrs. Michelle Obama.

Subject: THIS IS LAST NOTICE!




How are you today?
 
I am written to inform you about your Bank Cheque Draft brought by the United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic in the white house Washington DC which contains the sum of $20.000.000 millions us dollars credited from the bank of America, the delivery of your funds has been mandated to be deliver to your address on Friday being 28TH OF AUGUST 2015 to you as soon as you get back to me with your home address and your cell phone number.


Bear in mind that I have taking my time to be in charge of your funds as instructed by my husband to ensure that you received your funds successfully from the white house to reduce the economy and I’m the only one that has your funds in regard to my husband Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II and you will have to pay the sum of $100  only before your Bank Cheque Draft will deliver to you on Friday, the reason why the fee is required is to have your funds clearance  paper from the origin of the funds to avoid any harassment from the authority and you are also expecting to be announce as winner of the said amount by Friday as soon as your fund is delivered to you

So you are urgent advised to get back to me with your home address and also the payment information today for immediate effect of your delivery. Note that the $100  is the only fee and final payment you have my assurance.

However, according to our agreement with the originated Benin Republic, all our communications should be on email for record purpose so follow my instruction accordingly, even if you don’t have the $100 try to borrow it and send it immediately because this is your life opportunity and I don’t want you to lose the chance any more.
Please I will advice you to urgent make the payment this morning via western union or money gram money transfer to the listed cashier information as instructed you by the originated authority. I will look forward to received your email today with the payment to enable the origin secure the required clearance papers required at White House Benin to deliver your funds. Note that it will take only 14hrs to deliver your Bank Cheque Draft in receipt of the $100 payment.
Please find the payment data below to send the $100 via western union


Receiver Name:     IKE FRANK

Country    Benin Republic

City      Cotonou

Question:         Urgent

Answer:            Needed

Amount:         $100

MTCN reference number............

Sender Name...........

sender's Telephone……

Sender's Address........


I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.

Regards

Mrs. Michelle Barack

The White House

(Official Residence of the President of the US)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington DC 20500 USA
While I've gotten many physical and email certificates that I've won millions, never have I seen the idea of using SOTUS !
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on September 07, 2015, 07:38:35 PM
I leave it to anyone who wants... (It's a lot of money after all...)
You mean someone just landed the elusive UPS method on your lap and you're just giving it up like that?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: SearchGuy on September 07, 2015, 07:42:26 PM
You mean someone just landed the elusive UPS method on your lap and you're just giving it up like that?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on September 07, 2015, 07:43:05 PM
While I've gotten many physical and email certificates that I've won millions, never have I seen the idea of using SOTUS !
That's why I said it takes the cake, I actually got into a whole back and forth with her honor the First Lady, if I have time later I'll post it.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Yammer on September 07, 2015, 07:51:16 PM
That's why I said it takes the cake, I actually got into a whole back and forth with her honor the First Lady, if I have time later I'll post it.
Did she tell you anything about your unhealthy eating habits?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on September 07, 2015, 08:14:14 PM
That's why I said it takes the cake, I actually got into a whole back and forth with her honor the First Lady, if I have time later I'll post it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, The First Lady of The United States of America!

(Disclaimer: it's a bit long, but oh so worth it...)
(Disclaimer 2: I had no patience to format it properly into separate quote boxes, I hope it won't be too hard to follow)


    From: MRS MICHELLE OBAMA

    Subject: THIS IS LAST NOTICE!


    How are you today?
     
    I am written to inform you about your Bank  Cheque Draft brought by the United Embassy from the government of Benin  Republic in the white house Washington DC which contains the sum of  $20.000.000 millions us dollars credited from the bank of America, the  delivery of your funds has been mandated to be deliver to your address  on Friday being 28TH OF AUGUST 2015 to you as soon as you get back to me  with your home address and your cell phone number.


    Bear in  mind that I have taking my time to be in charge of your funds as  instructed by my husband to ensure that you received your funds  successfully from the white house to reduce the economy and I’m the only  one that has your funds in regard to my husband Mr. Barack Hussein  Obama II and you will have to pay the sum of $100  only before your Bank  Cheque Draft will deliver to you on Friday, the reason why the fee is  required is to have your funds clearance  paper from the origin of the  funds to avoid any harassment from the authority and you are also  expecting to be announce as winner of the said amount by Friday as soon  as your fund is delivered to you

    So you are urgent advised to get  back to me with your home address and also the payment information  today for immediate effect of your delivery. Note that the $100  is the  only fee and final payment you have my assurance.

    However,  according to our agreement with the originated Benin Republic, all our  communications should be on email for record purpose so follow my  instruction accordingly, even if you don’t have the $100 try to borrow  it and send it immediately because this is your life opportunity and I  don’t want you to lose the chance any more.
    Please I will advice you  to urgent make the payment this morning via western union or money gram  money transfer to the listed cashier information as instructed you by  the originated authority. I will look forward to received your email  today with the payment to enable the origin secure the required  clearance papers required at White House Benin to deliver your funds.  Note that it will take only 14hrs to deliver your Bank Cheque Draft in  receipt of the $100 payment.
    Please find the payment data below to send the $100 via western union


    Receiver Name:     IKE FRANK

    Country    Benin Republic

    City      Cotonou

    Question:         Urgent

    Answer:            Needed

    Amount:         $100

    MTCN reference number............

    Sender Name...........

    sender's Telephone……

    Sender's Address........


    I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.

    Regards

    Mrs. Michelle Barack

    The White House

    (Official Residence of the President of the US)

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

    Washington DC 20500 USA






    Wow I feel so honored that the first lady herself wrote to me on behalf  of her most distinguished husband! I will send the money as soon as  possible, is there a way to pay by credit card? I believe you have my  address on file.




    THANKS FOR YOUR APPRECIATIVE YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND THE FEE THROUGH
    WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM.

    Please find the payment data below to send the $100 via western union


    Receiver Name:     IKE FRANK

    Country    Benin Republic

    City      Cotonou

    Question:         Urgent

    Answer:            Needed

    Amount:         $100

    MTCN reference number............

    Sender Name...........

    sender's Telephone……

    Sender's Address........


    I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.

    Regards

    Mrs. Michelle Barack

    The White House

    (Official Residence of the President of the US)

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

    Washington DC 20500 USA




    OK I understand, can I send it to Washington DC? The fees will be cheaper that way...



    ATTENTION MY DEAR BECAUSE I GOT YOUR EMAIL RIGHT NOW ASKING IF YOU CAN
    SEN THE FEE TO WASHINGTON, AND MY ANSWER IS NO! AND THE REASON WHY YOU
    ARE TOLD TO SEND THE FEE TO BENIN REPUBLIC IS BECAUSE BENIN REPUBLIC
    WAS THE ORIGIN OF YOUR FUND SO TAKE NOTE THAT THE $100USD IS NOT FOR
    ME SO THERE IS NO MEANS OF SENDING IT HERE IN USA,

    PLEASE WITHOUT WASTING MUCH TIME, YO HAVE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION
    GIVEN TO YOU AND SEND THE MONEY DOWN TO BENIN REPUBLIC FOR OBTAINING
    THE CLEARANCE PAPER ON BEHALF OF YOU.

    THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
    BEST REGARD:
    MRS MICHELLE OBAMA







OK I will go down to western union after work today.
BTW some of my friends won't believe me that I got an email  from Michelle Obama herself, can you please send me a picture or  something so I can prove it to them? I'll be really honored...




Dear I Got Your Email But I Was So Busy In My Office That Is Why I did Not Get Back To You As Soon As,
 How  Ever Your Email Was Well Understood, So you Have To Go And Send The Fee  After You Come Back From Work So That Every Thing Will Be Finalize And  You Will Get Your Cheque To Your Home Address.
Secondly  Coming To What You Stated That Your Friend Was Asking You For My  Pictures So That They Will Believe On Reality, Please I want you To Be  Very Careful About Friend Of Nowadays Because Some Of The Friends Now  Did Not Want The Progress Of Their Follow Ones, So You Have To Be very  careful And You Have To Stop Informing Them About Any Conversation  Between Me And You Because House Enemy Is Is The Worst Enemy, They Might  Be Trying To Convince You Just For You To Loose This Very Opportunity  And Once They Do That, They Will Be searching For a Way To Contact Me  Just To Claim What Does Not Belongs To Them. So You Have To Stay Away  From Friends Until You Receive Your Cheque And They Will Be surprise And  Wondering
The Attach You Are Seeing Are The  scan Copy Of My DRIVERS LICENSE, And Also A proof Which I Made For You  To Believe On The Reality And Not Your Friends.
THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING, AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVE THE PAYMENT SLIP AS SOOM AS YOU COME BACK FROM WORK.


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Help! I went to western union and the clerk wouldn't let me send the  money order, he said it sounds like a scam, I tried calling the white  house's main switchboard and the operator wouldn't connect me to you, I  ran home to email you, please tell me what to do...



    HELLO MY DEAR I GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW, AND IT SOUNDS SO ROUGH TO ME.
    WHY WILL YOU BE DECEIVED BY SOMEONE ELSE? OR DID YOU TELL THEM WHAT IS
    GOING?, NOTE THAT THIS WORLD WE ARE NOW PEOPLE DO NOT WANT THE
    PROGRESS OF THEIR FOLLOW ONES.
    NOW ONCE THE CLERK TOLD YOU THAT I MRS MICHELLE OBAMA IS SCAM, THEN MY
    QUESTION IS DID YOU BELIEVE ON WHAT HE/SHE TOLD YOU? YOU HAVE TO THINK
    AS REASONABLE SOME ONES AND UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE ARE TOO JEALOUS
    LIKE IO TOLD YOU EARLIER SO YOU HAVE TO BE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHORT UNTIL
    YOU GET WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!
    NOW AS YOU ARE TOLD BY THE JEALOUS CLERK THAT I AM SCAM ALL YOU HAVE
    TO DO RIGHT NOW IS TO FIND ANOTHER WESTERN UNION NEAR YOU AND SEND THE
    FEE OKAY BUT IF THEY DID NOT ALLOW YOU, TRY AND SEE SOMEONE TO HELP
    YOU AND DON'T INFORM ANY ONE ABOUT WHAT IS GOING, I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT
    EARLIER AND I WILL KEEP TELLING YOU THAT BECAUSE I HAVE EXPERIENCE
    THAT EARLIER.
    SO GO TO ANOTHER WESTERN UNION AND SEND THE MONEY DO NOT TELL ANY ONE
    WHAT IS GOING UNTIL YOU RECEIVED YOUR CHEQUE.
    AM LOOKING FORWARD TO RECEIVE THE PAYMENT SLIP THANK YOU



Followed a minute later by:

    LIKE IO TOLD YOU EARLIER SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHORT UNTIL OU GET WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!


At this point I sort of got busy and forgot about our correspondence, 2 days later I got:



Does it means that you are  no more interested of making the claim of
your outstanding fund US  $20Million of yours which have successful
channel to Deliver to your Home Address and up till this moment you
have decided to  remain silent after I have personally spending my
time to make sure that you receive your Bank Draft cheque  With all
due respect, if you really know that you are no more  interested of
making this claim of your outstanding fund of yours  kindly update me
now to cancel this Delivery since your negative thought  does not
allow you to believe on the reality so send me a declaration  letter
stated that you are no more interested of making the claim so  that I
will cancel the transfer.
thanks for your Understanding.
Best regard:
Mrs Michelle Obama



Wow calm down, it will just take me a little long to get to another  western union. It is farther away and I don't have a car, I have to  arrange a ride...




    ATTENTION MY DEAR I GOT YOUR EMAIL STATING THAT IT WILL TAKE YOU LONG TIME TO LOCATE ANOTHER WESTERN UNION,
    HOWEVER  I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE BY KEEPING ME  SILENT SINCE AND THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU  AND UNDERSTAND THE REASON WHY YOU KEEP SILENT SINCE SO YOU HAVE TO TRY  AND  LOCATE ANY ANOTHER WESTERN UNION AND SEND THE FEE TO ENABLE  EVERYTHING GET DONE ONCE YOU SEND THE NEEDED PAYMENT SO THAT DELIVERY OF  YOUR CHEQUE WILL HOLD IMMEDIATELY,
    THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM.
    BEST REGARD"
    MRS MICHELLE OBAMA





    OK here is the info for the money order:
    Receiver Name:     IKE FRANK
    Country    Benin Republic
    City      Cotonou
    Question:         Urgent
    Answer:            Needed
    Amount:         $100
    MTCN reference number:   13641562 [I googled the format]
    Sender Name: [fake name]
    sender's Telephone:   [fake number]
    Sender's Address:  [fake address]
    Please let me know when it is received so that we can arrange the rest of the deal..







    HELLO MY DEAR HOW ARE YOU DOING AND HOW IS YOUR FAMILY?
    I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT I RECEIVED THE PAYMENT DETAILS WHICH YOPU
    SENT TO ME, HOWEVER I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE CONTACTED MR
    IKE FRANK FOR PICKING UP THE FEE, UNFORTUNATELY MR IKE FRANK MADE IT
    CLEAR TO ME THAT EACH WESTERN UNION DOWN IN BENIN REPUBLIC STATED THAT
    THERE IS NOT FUND.
    SO ALL I WANT YOU TO DO NOW IS TO CHECK AND KNOW WHERE THE PROBLEM WAS
    MADE SO THAT YOU WILL CORRECT IT AND RESEND THE THE FEE TO ENABLE
    EVERY THING GET DONE ONCE, SECONDLY AS SOON AS YOU CONFIRM THE MISTAKE
    PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU DO ATTACH ME THE PAYMENT SLIP OF THE FEE FOR
    PROPER UNDERSTANDING.
    AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR BACK FROM YOU SO THAT THIS ISSUE WILL BE
    SOLVE AT ONCE.
    BEST REGARD:
    MRS MICHELLE OBAMA



    I see now, so that's how it will work? I guess my friends were right, you are not Michelle Obama you are just a scammer!
    If I don't get my 100 dollars back from you I will  personally call the FBI and interpol. I'm sure it will make great  headlines in the news to hear that Michelle Obama scammed an American  citizen out of 100 dollars...



    What A hell are you talking? Kindly Go Back to the western union where
    you send the money And make clear to them. Are you Mad? What is
    $100usd? kindly go back to the western union And tell them what is
    going so that they will Make you clearly.
    Secondly before talking rubbish from your mouth you have to Track the
    Money Online And see the result,
    thanks
    Mrs Michelle Obama

Followed 10 minutes later by:



    YOU MUST BE STUPID! WHO ARE YOU? I WILL FIRST REPORT YOU TO THE FBI
    NOW BECAUSE I HAVE ALL IT CAN TAKE ME TO DO THAT, WHY ARE YOU  ME T
    AFTER  BECAUSE OF $100USD WHICH WAS NOT FOR ME.
    AS A REASONABLE SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO MAKE THE CLAIM OF HIS FUND YOU
    HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE WESTERN UNION WHERE YOU MADE THE PAYMENT AND
    TELL THEM WHAT IS GOING SO THAT THEY WILL KNOW WHERE THE PROBLEM CAME
    FROM AND YOU ARE BUSY HERE SAYING NONSENSE ARE YOU MAD?



And after another 10 minutes:



    why must you talk rubbish while you are Not truly right What Will I Do  with your $100usd? Am just trying to Make sure that you receive your  Approved fund That was brought to the White House And you and disgracing  me Just Because Of $100usd And upon That You are Telling that you will  report Me to the FBI While The FBI Are working Under My Husband  Government.
    Please Let That Not Happen Ever Again!  Kindly Contact the western union clerk And Ask Him/ she where he post  the Money Or You Instructed him/ To send the Money through western union  Than Using Money Gram,
    Am looking forward to hear from you.




    Wow relax, that is not a way for the first lady to talk!
    I will call Western Union and try to work out where the money is.




    OK I just got off the phone with Western Union, the lady on  the line said that the transaction was flagged because lately there  were a lot of fraudulent wires to Benin.
     I assured her that this was a legitimate transaction and explained her that the first lady herself is involved here.
     She was very understanding and willing to help but said  the system won't let her release the funds unless there was evidence  that it is a legitimate transaction.
    She suggested that you send me a letter, on the Whitehouse  letterhead, explaining the situation and as soon as I send it to her she  will release the money.





    The Lady Must Be stupid And tell her to give me her Contact
    information, secondly Am Above this your inability Process If You Are
    Not Sure That You Are Dealing With The i The First Lady Please You Get
    Off And I will Cancel the Delivery.




    Please calm down I believe you, she just said that the system won't let a  flagged transaction through unless evidence is provided. She wants to  help me but the computer is blocking it without evidence. All we need is  a letter on the Whitehouse letterhead with your signature.



    And i told you that Am Not in position of that And by the way i have
    told  you several times to stop telling people what is Going On Until
    You receive Your fund, do it Or Not Am not in the position to do that
    you request if you wish not to claim your fund i will give it to the
    charity Organisation And that is The best way Am going to do right
    Now.
    If you wish to send the fee Tell the Clerk that I Mrs Michelle Obama
    have the every right to treas their location And get them close.





    You are not in the position to send a letter on the Whitehouse letterhead? You are the first lady.
    I didn't want to tell her but she said that because it was  flagged for fraud she can't release the funds unless I explained to her  where and why I was sending the money.
    I don't understand why you are getting angry at the poor  girl, she is just doing her job, surely it can't be too difficult to  email me a letter...




    How Many Times will I explain You That this Is Not scam? last time i  take a picture with a sign for you to know that you are dealing with the  rightful person, i Dont Have to do a bitch Thing with your $100usd tell  the lady to send the Money to Benin republic using IKE FRANK And you  Have to know that You are Not sending the Money to me so why is She so   interested to know All That  ?.
    Please My Dear Its  Impossible i cant accomplish your mission for that if you need your fund  then you tell the lady that the $100usd is not for Me rather its for  Benin republic Embassy. And tell the lady to Give Me her contact  Information.





    I told you, it wasn't for me, I believed you, it was just so the  computer will let it through, however now I'm starting to get  suspicious, if you are Michelle Obama why can't you get a letter? You  have to admit that sounds strange...




The next email contained just this:
(https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0dff18ed9deb238b259a5ae427b1ce23?convert_to_webp=true)



    Something must have gone wrong, I didn't get the letter, just your husband's signature.



    The White House

    (Official Residence of the President of the US)

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

     Washington DC 20500 USA

    http://www.zazzle.com/the_white_house_letterhead-199132271950178242.



(The link is to a website that sells various stationary, including one called "The White-House Letterhead")



    There seems to be a misunderstanding, I don't need a link to buy the letterhead, I need a letter ON the letterhead...



    so what is the essence of requesting for the letter-head?






    So like that they know the letter came from the White-House...



    Its Impossible My Dear Collect Your Money And seek for Another Western
    union if you Cannot Afford That Please You forget About the delivery,
    thanks for your understanding.




    That is very strange, if the first lady can't get a letter on the Whitehouse letterhead then I am starting to think that this may be a scam like everyone is saying.
    If I don't get a letter by the end of today I will call Western Union to return the money to me and I will report your ip address to the FBI and interpol.



    I will first report you to the FBI and go and claim your money from
    the western union Now!



    You can report me, I have done nothing wrong, you, on the other hand, have committed a serious crime by impersonating the wife of the President of the United States, that is a crime that carries at least 5 years in prison, I have forwarded your IP address to the FBI and Interpol,
    All the best!
    Enjoy your life.






Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Dr Moose on September 07, 2015, 08:31:35 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, The First Lady of The United States of America!

(Disclaimer: it's a bit long, but oh so worth it...)
(Disclaimer 2: I had no patience to format it properly into separate quote boxes, I hope it won't be too hard to follow)


    From: MRS MICHELLE OBAMA

    Subject: THIS IS LAST NOTICE!


    How are you today?
     
    I am written to inform you about your Bank  Cheque Draft brought by the United Embassy from the government of Benin  Republic in the white house Washington DC which contains the sum of  $20.000.000 millions us dollars credited from the bank of America, the  delivery of your funds has been mandated to be deliver to your address  on Friday being 28TH OF AUGUST 2015 to you as soon as you get back to me  with your home address and your cell phone number.


    Bear in  mind that I have taking my time to be in charge of your funds as  instructed by my husband to ensure that you received your funds  successfully from the white house to reduce the economy and I’m the only  one that has your funds in regard to my husband Mr. Barack Hussein  Obama II and you will have to pay the sum of $100  only before your Bank  Cheque Draft will deliver to you on Friday, the reason why the fee is  required is to have your funds clearance  paper from the origin of the  funds to avoid any harassment from the authority and you are also  expecting to be announce as winner of the said amount by Friday as soon  as your fund is delivered to you

    So you are urgent advised to get  back to me with your home address and also the payment information  today for immediate effect of your delivery. Note that the $100  is the  only fee and final payment you have my assurance.

    However,  according to our agreement with the originated Benin Republic, all our  communications should be on email for record purpose so follow my  instruction accordingly, even if you don’t have the $100 try to borrow  it and send it immediately because this is your life opportunity and I  don’t want you to lose the chance any more.
    Please I will advice you  to urgent make the payment this morning via western union or money gram  money transfer to the listed cashier information as instructed you by  the originated authority. I will look forward to received your email  today with the payment to enable the origin secure the required  clearance papers required at White House Benin to deliver your funds.  Note that it will take only 14hrs to deliver your Bank Cheque Draft in  receipt of the $100 payment.
    Please find the payment data below to send the $100 via western union


    Receiver Name:     IKE FRANK

    Country    Benin Republic

    City      Cotonou

    Question:         Urgent

    Answer:            Needed

    Amount:         $100

    MTCN reference number............

    Sender Name...........

    sender's Telephone……

    Sender's Address........


    I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.

    Regards

    Mrs. Michelle Barack

    The White House

    (Official Residence of the President of the US)

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

    Washington DC 20500 USA






    Wow I feel so honored that the first lady herself wrote to me on behalf  of her most distinguished husband! I will send the money as soon as  possible, is there a way to pay by credit card? I believe you have my  address on file.




    THANKS FOR YOUR APPRECIATIVE YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND THE FEE THROUGH
    WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM.

    Please find the payment data below to send the $100 via western union


    Receiver Name:     IKE FRANK

    Country    Benin Republic

    City      Cotonou

    Question:         Urgent

    Answer:            Needed

    Amount:         $100

    MTCN reference number............

    Sender Name...........

    sender's Telephone……

    Sender's Address........


    I look forward to your respond to your email with the payment today.

    Regards

    Mrs. Michelle Barack

    The White House

    (Official Residence of the President of the US)

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

    Washington DC 20500 USA




    OK I understand, can I send it to Washington DC? The fees will be cheaper that way...



    ATTENTION MY DEAR BECAUSE I GOT YOUR EMAIL RIGHT NOW ASKING IF YOU CAN
    SEN THE FEE TO WASHINGTON, AND MY ANSWER IS NO! AND THE REASON WHY YOU
    ARE TOLD TO SEND THE FEE TO BENIN REPUBLIC IS BECAUSE BENIN REPUBLIC
    WAS THE ORIGIN OF YOUR FUND SO TAKE NOTE THAT THE $100USD IS NOT FOR
    ME SO THERE IS NO MEANS OF SENDING IT HERE IN USA,

    PLEASE WITHOUT WASTING MUCH TIME, YO HAVE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION
    GIVEN TO YOU AND SEND THE MONEY DOWN TO BENIN REPUBLIC FOR OBTAINING
    THE CLEARANCE PAPER ON BEHALF OF YOU.

    THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
    BEST REGARD:
    MRS MICHELLE OBAMA







OK I will go down to western union after work today.
BTW some of my friends won't believe me that I got an email  from Michelle Obama herself, can you please send me a picture or  something so I can prove it to them? I'll be really honored...




Dear I Got Your Email But I Was So Busy In My Office That Is Why I did Not Get Back To You As Soon As,
 How  Ever Your Email Was Well Understood, So you Have To Go And Send The Fee  After You Come Back From Work So That Every Thing Will Be Finalize And  You Will Get Your Cheque To Your Home Address.
Secondly  Coming To What You Stated That Your Friend Was Asking You For My  Pictures So That They Will Believe On Reality, Please I want you To Be  Very Careful About Friend Of Nowadays Because Some Of The Friends Now  Did Not Want The Progress Of Their Follow Ones, So You Have To Be very  careful And You Have To Stop Informing Them About Any Conversation  Between Me And You Because House Enemy Is Is The Worst Enemy, They Might  Be Trying To Convince You Just For You To Loose This Very Opportunity  And Once They Do That, They Will Be searching For a Way To Contact Me  Just To Claim What Does Not Belongs To Them. So You Have To Stay Away  From Friends Until You Receive Your Cheque And They Will Be surprise And  Wondering
The Attach You Are Seeing Are The  scan Copy Of My DRIVERS LICENSE, And Also A proof Which I Made For You  To Believe On The Reality And Not Your Friends.
THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING, AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVE THE PAYMENT SLIP AS SOOM AS YOU COME BACK FROM WORK.


(https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4136f5d40a1096d25b52b9734491152a?convert_to_webp=true)




Help! I went to western union and the clerk wouldn't let me send the  money order, he said it sounds like a scam, I tried calling the white  house's main switchboard and the operator wouldn't connect me to you, I  ran home to email you, please tell me what to do...



    HELLO MY DEAR I GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW, AND IT SOUNDS SO ROUGH TO ME.
    WHY WILL YOU BE DECEIVED BY SOMEONE ELSE? OR DID YOU TELL THEM WHAT IS
    GOING?, NOTE THAT THIS WORLD WE ARE NOW PEOPLE DO NOT WANT THE
    PROGRESS OF THEIR FOLLOW ONES.
    NOW ONCE THE CLERK TOLD YOU THAT I MRS MICHELLE OBAMA IS SCAM, THEN MY
    QUESTION IS DID YOU BELIEVE ON WHAT HE/SHE TOLD YOU? YOU HAVE TO THINK
    AS REASONABLE SOME ONES AND UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE ARE TOO JEALOUS
    LIKE IO TOLD YOU EARLIER SO YOU HAVE TO BE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHORT UNTIL
    YOU GET WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!
    NOW AS YOU ARE TOLD BY THE JEALOUS CLERK THAT I AM SCAM ALL YOU HAVE
    TO DO RIGHT NOW IS TO FIND ANOTHER WESTERN UNION NEAR YOU AND SEND THE
    FEE OKAY BUT IF THEY DID NOT ALLOW YOU, TRY AND SEE SOMEONE TO HELP
    YOU AND DON'T INFORM ANY ONE ABOUT WHAT IS GOING, I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT
    EARLIER AND I WILL KEEP TELLING YOU THAT BECAUSE I HAVE EXPERIENCE
    THAT EARLIER.
    SO GO TO ANOTHER WESTERN UNION AND SEND THE MONEY DO NOT TELL ANY ONE
    WHAT IS GOING UNTIL YOU RECEIVED YOUR CHEQUE.
    AM LOOKING FORWARD TO RECEIVE THE PAYMENT SLIP THANK YOU



Followed a minute later by:

    LIKE IO TOLD YOU EARLIER SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHORT UNTIL OU GET WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!


At this point I sort of got busy and forgot about our correspondence, 2 days later I got:



Does it means that you are  no more interested of making the claim of
your outstanding fund US  $20Million of yours which have successful
channel to Deliver to your Home Address and up till this moment you
have decided to  remain silent after I have personally spending my
time to make sure that you receive your Bank Draft cheque  With all
due respect, if you really know that you are no more  interested of
making this claim of your outstanding fund of yours  kindly update me
now to cancel this Delivery since your negative thought  does not
allow you to believe on the reality so send me a declaration  letter
stated that you are no more interested of making the claim so  that I
will cancel the transfer.
thanks for your Understanding.
Best regard:
Mrs Michelle Obama



Wow calm down, it will just take me a little long to get to another  western union. It is farther away and I don't have a car, I have to  arrange a ride...




    ATTENTION MY DEAR I GOT YOUR EMAIL STATING THAT IT WILL TAKE YOU LONG TIME TO LOCATE ANOTHER WESTERN UNION,
    HOWEVER  I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE BY KEEPING ME  SILENT SINCE AND THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU  AND UNDERSTAND THE REASON WHY YOU KEEP SILENT SINCE SO YOU HAVE TO TRY  AND  LOCATE ANY ANOTHER WESTERN UNION AND SEND THE FEE TO ENABLE  EVERYTHING GET DONE ONCE YOU SEND THE NEEDED PAYMENT SO THAT DELIVERY OF  YOUR CHEQUE WILL HOLD IMMEDIATELY,
    THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM.
    BEST REGARD"
    MRS MICHELLE OBAMA





    OK here is the info for the money order:
    Receiver Name:     IKE FRANK
    Country    Benin Republic
    City      Cotonou
    Question:         Urgent
    Answer:            Needed
    Amount:         $100
    MTCN reference number:   13641562 [I googled the format]
    Sender Name: [fake name]
    sender's Telephone:   [fake number]
    Sender's Address:  [fake address]
    Please let me know when it is received so that we can arrange the rest of the deal..







    HELLO MY DEAR HOW ARE YOU DOING AND HOW IS YOUR FAMILY?
    I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT I RECEIVED THE PAYMENT DETAILS WHICH YOPU
    SENT TO ME, HOWEVER I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE CONTACTED MR
    IKE FRANK FOR PICKING UP THE FEE, UNFORTUNATELY MR IKE FRANK MADE IT
    CLEAR TO ME THAT EACH WESTERN UNION DOWN IN BENIN REPUBLIC STATED THAT
    THERE IS NOT FUND.
    SO ALL I WANT YOU TO DO NOW IS TO CHECK AND KNOW WHERE THE PROBLEM WAS
    MADE SO THAT YOU WILL CORRECT IT AND RESEND THE THE FEE TO ENABLE
    EVERY THING GET DONE ONCE, SECONDLY AS SOON AS YOU CONFIRM THE MISTAKE
    PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU DO ATTACH ME THE PAYMENT SLIP OF THE FEE FOR
    PROPER UNDERSTANDING.
    AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR BACK FROM YOU SO THAT THIS ISSUE WILL BE
    SOLVE AT ONCE.
    BEST REGARD:
    MRS MICHELLE OBAMA



    I see now, so that's how it will work? I guess my friends were right, you are not Michelle Obama you are just a scammer!
    If I don't get my 100 dollars back from you I will  personally call the FBI and interpol. I'm sure it will make great  headlines in the news to hear that Michelle Obama scammed an American  citizen out of 100 dollars...



    What A hell are you talking? Kindly Go Back to the western union where
    you send the money And make clear to them. Are you Mad? What is
    $100usd? kindly go back to the western union And tell them what is
    going so that they will Make you clearly.
    Secondly before talking rubbish from your mouth you have to Track the
    Money Online And see the result,
    thanks
    Mrs Michelle Obama

Followed 10 minutes later by:



    YOU MUST BE STUPID! WHO ARE YOU? I WILL FIRST REPORT YOU TO THE FBI
    NOW BECAUSE I HAVE ALL IT CAN TAKE ME TO DO THAT, WHY ARE YOU  ME T
    AFTER  BECAUSE OF $100USD WHICH WAS NOT FOR ME.
    AS A REASONABLE SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO MAKE THE CLAIM OF HIS FUND YOU
    HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE WESTERN UNION WHERE YOU MADE THE PAYMENT AND
    TELL THEM WHAT IS GOING SO THAT THEY WILL KNOW WHERE THE PROBLEM CAME
    FROM AND YOU ARE BUSY HERE SAYING NONSENSE ARE YOU MAD?



And after another 10 minutes:



    why must you talk rubbish while you are Not truly right What Will I Do  with your $100usd? Am just trying to Make sure that you receive your  Approved fund That was brought to the White House And you and disgracing  me Just Because Of $100usd And upon That You are Telling that you will  report Me to the FBI While The FBI Are working Under My Husband  Government.
    Please Let That Not Happen Ever Again!  Kindly Contact the western union clerk And Ask Him/ she where he post  the Money Or You Instructed him/ To send the Money through western union  Than Using Money Gram,
    Am looking forward to hear from you.




    Wow relax, that is not a way for the first lady to talk!
    I will call Western Union and try to work out where the money is.




    OK I just got off the phone with Western Union, the lady on  the line said that the transaction was flagged because lately there  were a lot of fraudulent wires to Benin.
     I assured her that this was a legitimate transaction and explained her that the first lady herself is involved here.
     She was very understanding and willing to help but said  the system won't let her release the funds unless there was evidence  that it is a legitimate transaction.
    She suggested that you send me a letter, on the Whitehouse  letterhead, explaining the situation and as soon as I send it to her she  will release the money.





    The Lady Must Be stupid And tell her to give me her Contact
    information, secondly Am Above this your inability Process If You Are
    Not Sure That You Are Dealing With The i The First Lady Please You Get
    Off And I will Cancel the Delivery.




    Please calm down I believe you, she just said that the system won't let a  flagged transaction through unless evidence is provided. She wants to  help me but the computer is blocking it without evidence. All we need is  a letter on the Whitehouse letterhead with your signature.



    And i told you that Am Not in position of that And by the way i have
    told  you several times to stop telling people what is Going On Until
    You receive Your fund, do it Or Not Am not in the position to do that
    you request if you wish not to claim your fund i will give it to the
    charity Organisation And that is The best way Am going to do right
    Now.
    If you wish to send the fee Tell the Clerk that I Mrs Michelle Obama
    have the every right to treas their location And get them close.





    You are not in the position to send a letter on the Whitehouse letterhead? You are the first lady.
    I didn't want to tell her but she said that because it was  flagged for fraud she can't release the funds unless I explained to her  where and why I was sending the money.
    I don't understand why you are getting angry at the poor  girl, she is just doing her job, surely it can't be too difficult to  email me a letter...




    How Many Times will I explain You That this Is Not scam? last time i  take a picture with a sign for you to know that you are dealing with the  rightful person, i Dont Have to do a bitch Thing with your $100usd tell  the lady to send the Money to Benin republic using IKE FRANK And you  Have to know that You are Not sending the Money to me so why is She so   interested to know All That  ?.
    Please My Dear Its  Impossible i cant accomplish your mission for that if you need your fund  then you tell the lady that the $100usd is not for Me rather its for  Benin republic Embassy. And tell the lady to Give Me her contact  Information.





    I told you, it wasn't for me, I believed you, it was just so the  computer will let it through, however now I'm starting to get  suspicious, if you are Michelle Obama why can't you get a letter? You  have to admit that sounds strange...




The next email contained just this:
(https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0dff18ed9deb238b259a5ae427b1ce23?convert_to_webp=true)



    Something must have gone wrong, I didn't get the letter, just your husband's signature.



    The White House

    (Official Residence of the President of the US)

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

     Washington DC 20500 USA

    http://www.zazzle.com/the_white_house_letterhead-199132271950178242.



(The link is to a website that sells various stationary, including one called "The White-House Letterhead")



    There seems to be a misunderstanding, I don't need a link to buy the letterhead, I need a letter ON the letterhead...



    so what is the essence of requesting for the letter-head?






    So like that they know the letter came from the White-House...



    Its Impossible My Dear Collect Your Money And seek for Another Western
    union if you Cannot Afford That Please You forget About the delivery,
    thanks for your understanding.




    That is very strange, if the first lady can't get a letter on the Whitehouse letterhead then I am starting to think that this may be a scam like everyone is saying.
    If I don't get a letter by the end of today I will call Western Union to return the money to me and I will report your ip address to the FBI and interpol.



    I will first report you to the FBI and go and claim your money from
    the western union Now!



    You can report me, I have done nothing wrong, you, on the other hand, have committed a serious crime by impersonating the wife of the President of the United States, that is a crime that carries at least 5 years in prison, I have forwarded your IP address to the FBI and Interpol,
    All the best!
    Enjoy your life.
ROFL from the whole conversation.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Yaalili on September 07, 2015, 09:15:02 PM
ROFL from the whole conversation.

Lol it's a good one.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: SearchGuy on September 07, 2015, 10:08:28 PM
Looks like she doesn't even know what letterhead means...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: coralsnake on September 08, 2015, 11:26:03 AM
Michelle really needs to work on her grammar.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on September 08, 2015, 11:43:17 AM
Michelle really needs to work on her grammar.
Thank you for spelling grammar correctly :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on September 08, 2015, 05:37:09 PM
Michelle really needs to work on her grammar.
She also might want to have that caps lock key checked out...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on September 09, 2015, 12:25:13 AM
Reminder that my sons 346 AA points are set to expire shortly...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: lubaby on September 09, 2015, 08:32:07 AM
Reminder that my sons 346 AA points are set to expire shortly...
That's a whopping 2.77% of his first free earned flight  ;D

Make a $1 purchase through their shopping portal to extend it.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on September 22, 2015, 05:46:42 AM
Some people just have no shame....


Subject: ATTENTION DEAR BENEFICIARY,

My name is Barrister O. Smith  I am the personal attorney to Engineer Rodney Burrows of Australia whom with his lovely wife, Mary Burrows was among the 239 Passengers on board in the unfortunate Missing Malaysian Airline Flight number MH370.

My client, Engineer Rodney Burrows made a Fixed Deposit of $20.5 Million US Dollars with a Finance Company in London, the Finance Company has issued me a NOTICE to contact the Next-of-Kin to come forward for Payment of these deposit or the Money will be Confiscated, my reasons for contacting you therefore is to present you as the Next-of-Kin and Beneficiary to my late client's assets so that the Fixed Deposit sum of $20.5 Million US Dollars can be paid to you and we can Share the money 40% FOR YOU and 60% FOR ME, since the late couples has NO Child and NO Next-of-Kin to inherit the Money.

All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's Next-of-kin will be provided, All I require MOST is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. And I GUARANTEE that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will Protect you from any breach of the law. If you are interested please contact immediately me for further update.
Looking forward to your favorable response.

Yours respectfully,

BARR.... O.smith
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on September 22, 2015, 05:51:36 AM
BTW a quick Google search reveals that Rodney and Mary Burrows from Australia were indeed among the victims on MH370 though they do have two daughters and a son, so I guess the scammers did do some research but not enough...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Ydad on September 23, 2015, 10:51:02 PM
Amazon payments. New t&c update. Reminder of the good old days...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on September 24, 2015, 12:55:17 PM
Quote
Hi

I am in Limassol, South-Cyprus at the moment and I just misplaced my bag  containing my phone, passport and money in a Cab. I am trying to sort things out with the necessary authorities. I need your assistance, let me know if you can be of any help.

Mark

looks like its from Marks Email account. (I know Mark, enough to know that he did not send this. I let him know)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: good sam on October 03, 2015, 08:50:05 PM
Perkins v. LinkedIn class action settlement.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Joe4007 on October 04, 2015, 12:12:50 AM
Perkins v. LinkedIn class action settlement.
+1. Glad that someone is finally holding them accountable.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on October 04, 2015, 12:19:15 AM
+1. Glad that someone is finally holding them accountable.
For two additional emails??
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Joe4007 on October 04, 2015, 12:23:35 AM
For two additional emails??
I guess that's where they got them legally, but they've been sending lots of unnecessary emails and they make them look like the contact is asking for a skill endorsement, etc.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: JoeyShmoe on October 07, 2015, 05:43:35 PM
My Names are Patricia Chandler, I am a 46 years Young Widow, and I am from Delaware County Moved to Paris- France in January 2014 after suffering from cancer of the Cervices and I am undergoing surgery in 2weeks time. I won my Power ball Jackpot of $131.5 Million in June 22, 2013, I purchased the winning ticket from Federal Beer at 1440 Federal Street last year 2013 in Pennsylvania. My jackpot was a gift from God to me and my entire family has agreed to do the will of God. I may not know you, but I believe if you were chosen by God to receive my cash grant donation of $2,000,000 USD. You must be a God fearing individual, I am a catholic and i believe that Good things happens to those people who wait and also believe.

Be assured you stand no risk as this is my money,for source and verification please see the link below:

Please you can read more about me by viewing the below links:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382170/Patricia-Chandlers-neighbors-react-social-workers-131-5-MILLION-jackpot.html

My donation of $2,000,000 us dollars may not be much to you but i believe it will go a long way to improving your standard of living like my Power ball Jackpot did to me, I would like you to fill the below and return back to me and my entire household will be glad for you to visit us after my donation gets to you. Do this on time so you can contact the payout bank for further directives to receive donation,

Name:
Address:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Country:

I do not want to ask you for your ID as we do not want to leave an impression in your mind that we want to steal your identity). I do hope that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously over there in your country. we will employ you to do what you can to alleviate the level of poverty in your region and also try to enhance the standard of living of as many people as you can because that is the only objective of donating this money to you in the first place.

May the Good lord bless your heart to be a blessing to your family and your society as soon as my donation gets to you

Patricia Chandler
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on October 07, 2015, 07:47:50 PM
Good thing they didn't ask for your ID, now it must be legit...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: JoeyShmoe on October 07, 2015, 07:59:02 PM
I like how they did some research and attached a link to the story
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on October 07, 2015, 08:35:20 PM
The one I posted earlier also did their research and posted an actual victim of MH370 (albeit they claimed he had no living relatives when a quick Google search revealed 2 daughters and a son).
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: good sam on October 07, 2015, 08:38:07 PM
For two additional emails??
Seems ridiculous. Just an excuse for sleazy lawyers to pocket a few million.

That said, I still filled my claim. Hoping for $1,500 award.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: yitrap on October 07, 2015, 08:39:30 PM
Apparently my email was involved in the Ashley Madison hack if I don't send money they'll tell the world

Ha! Beat them to it
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: grodnoking on October 07, 2015, 08:39:49 PM
Seems ridiculous. Just an excuse for sleazy lawyers to pocket a few million.

That said, I still filled my claim. Hoping for $1,500 award.
The more people that sign up the less money you will be getting. At the end of the day if too many people sign up since the amount through the Ready Set for 13 million dollars the lawyer will have more work than he could afford, and at the end of the day will not be worth it for him
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on October 07, 2015, 08:45:21 PM
Apparently my email was involved in the Ashley Madison hack if I don't send money they'll tell the world

Ha! Beat them to it
You just wait until they hack DDF... :P
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: yitrap on October 07, 2015, 08:47:37 PM

You just wait until they hack DDF... :P
Alol they better not I already sent them all my savings for this one
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on October 13, 2015, 08:56:17 PM
Quote
Hello,

We moved your October Subscribe & Save delivery to November by mistake and are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.  If you’d still like to receive your October delivery, please visit http://www.amazon.com/manageyoursubscriptions
, select “change delivery date,” and pick any date available in October. Your remaining subscription dates are unaffected by this error.

Again, we're very sorry about the inconvenience. Thank you for being a customer.

Sincerely,

Customer Service
Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/

The funny thing is that my October delivery came already!
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on October 24, 2015, 07:36:13 PM
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Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on October 24, 2015, 07:39:26 PM
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Yeah yeah, rub it in... :P
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: lubaby on October 24, 2015, 07:39:52 PM
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Hello Mr. Popular  ;)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: stbaum on October 24, 2015, 08:12:31 PM
Whoops. I posted the same in the interesting pictures thread :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ah on October 26, 2015, 04:27:54 PM
Quote
Thank you for your patience in our responding to your complaint regarding the cancellation of two reservations for travel to China which you placed on hold earlier this year.

The reservations you placed on hold was for an extremely low fare offered by American in error, and the mistaken fare was offered for only a few hours. Because the fare was offered in error, we cancelled those reservations, such as yours, that had been made but not ticketed.

In our view, given the fact that the fares American offered for China travel in those few hours were so low that it was obvious they were offered in error (a fact widely acknowledged in the social media posts which prompted many of those who reserved the fares to do so), we were justified in cancelling those reservations that were made but not ticketed, and accordingly will not honor the fare associated with your cancelled reservation. However, we will offer to you two options for reduced rate travel to China, one for business class and one for coach class. The two options are as follows:

Option A – Business Class: We offer you a $1,500 discount on any roundtrip business cabin fare to Shanghai or Beijing.

· Reservation must be booked by AA and operated entirely by AA (including AA's regional partners).

· Travel may not be upgraded, by upgrade certificate, AAdvantage status, or any other means, to a higher class of service.

· Travel will not be eligible to earn AAdvantage miles or Elite Qualifying Miles or points, and will not count as Elite Qualifying segments in the AAdvantage program.

· Travel may be ticketed immediately and must be completed within one year of the date of this letter.

· Travel to PEK or PVG should originate and end in the same U.S. airport(s) as in the original PNR with the same passenger(s) (or subset of passengers) traveling as were listed in the cancelled PNR.

· Must be ticketed within six weeks of the date of this letter.

Option B – Main Cabin: We offer you the opportunity to receive a $0 fare basis main cabin fare to Shanghai or Beijing, subject to taxes and fees of approximately $450 (varies slightly by routing)..

· Reservation must be booked by AA for any Q or O class fare to PEK or PVG, and operated entirely by AA (including AA's regional partners).

· Travel may not be upgraded, by upgrade certificate, AAdvantage status, or any other means, to a higher class of service.

· Travel will not be eligible to earn AAdvantage miles or Elite Qualifying Miles or points, and will not count as Elite Qualifying segments in the AAdvantage program.

· This offer is subject to Q or O class inventory availability for travel outbound starting November 15, 2015.

· Travel must be completed within one year of the date of this letter.

· Travel to PEK or PVG should originate and end in the same U.S. airport(s) as in the original PNR with the same passenger(s) (or subset of passengers) traveling as were listed in the cancelled PNR.

· Must be ticketed within six weeks of the date of this letter.

If you would like to accept one of these offers, please contact American Airlines at the following number to make your flight reservation. Please note the operating hours of this special reservations desk.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Sport on October 30, 2015, 01:39:37 PM


Thank you for participating in our recent survey on behalf of AAdvantage® Aviator™ Red MasterCard®. In appreciation for your time and opinions, please accept this $5 Amazon gift card.

Sincerely,
AAdvantage® Aviator™ Red MasterCard®
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on October 30, 2015, 04:24:43 PM

Thank you for participating in our recent survey on behalf of AAdvantage® Aviator™ Red MasterCard®. In appreciation for your time and opinions, please accept this $5 Amazon gift card.

Sincerely,
AAdvantage® Aviator™ Red MasterCard®
*Frantically searches "Aviator + survey" in gmail..*
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Square on November 01, 2015, 01:04:06 AM
Thank you for participating in our recent survey on behalf of Barclaycard Arrival™ World MasterCard. In appreciation for your time and opinions, please accept this $10 Amazon gift card.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on November 01, 2015, 06:59:57 AM
On a Sunday?

Items from your order have shipped. If you are expecting additional items, you will receive a separate email when those items have shipped.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: @Yehuda on November 01, 2015, 07:02:08 AM
On a Sunday?

Items from your order have shipped. If you are expecting additional items, you will receive a separate email when those items have shipped.
Yep, Amazon now delivers on Sunday.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on November 01, 2015, 07:06:02 AM
Yep, Amazon PO now delivers on Sunday.
FTFY and nice guess but no cigar.  :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on November 05, 2015, 01:42:30 PM
An email from con Edison thanking for signing up for eBill.

I DIDN'T!
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on November 08, 2015, 06:28:40 AM
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
U.S.A. Homeland Security Department.
Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington , DC 20520
Greeting from USA Embassy,

Attn Dear Citizens!

This is to notify you that your consignment has been in our custody we are waiting for you to comply with our instructions before your package delivery will be effected to your delivery address. We have been waiting for you to contact us regarding your consignment box which Courier Company suppose to deliver to you which is on hold by U.S.A. Homeland Security Department Bureau and requesting for clearance certificate which will be obtain from the origination of the consignment box before it will be released. As a result of you not comply within duration given by Benin Government that is the reason the consignment box was diverted to treasury but the government of American have decide to make American Citizen happy by been willing to release the package consisting of a Bank Draft Total sum of $4.8millions usd written with your name as the beneficiary within 4 hours immediately you secure the clearance certificate today.

After the meeting held by our board of director which was concluded that the delivery of your consignment to your address must be complete within 4hrs upon your comply to our requirement which is by sending the sum of $150.00 to enable us obtain the needed certificate and Your consignment for onward delivery to your house immediately without any further delay we decide to contact you because we confirm some offices are trying to deceive you.

Note that your consignment box has been arrived in US embassy and waiting to receive clearance certificate before the gate pass is given. Mean while you are advice to reconfirm the below information upon contacting us to avoid delivery to wrong person.

1, Full name:
2, Country:
3, Address:
4, Occupation:
5, Age/sex:
6, Cell-Phone:
7, Nearest Airport:

Once you notify us with the above information include with the $150 payment we will release your consignment to you. Note that you are expected to pay only $150.00usd for clearance certificate and you are to pay it to Benin Republic as the origination of the consignment box in favor of:(Emmanuel Uba) as our accountant officer in Benin Republic Send the $150.00usd through western union or money gram once you receive this mail with the information below for immediate release of your consignment box,

Receiver name: Emmanuel Uba
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou
Text question: When
Answer: Now
Amount necessary.$150.00usd

Once you send the money, try to notify us with the MTCN for easy pick up and for immediate action on the release of your consignment.
Please treat this as matter of urgency .Note that any unclaimed consignment will be return to the Courier Company after 3 days for final diversion as a result of failure to comply

with our instruction and claim your consignment which arrived from Africa to our local airport here in USA. So you are urgently advise to comply with our demand so that we will release your consignment we are working for the best of America citizen.

Treat with dispatch,
Yours Faithfully,
Assistant Secretary of State Mr Peter Campbell,
FROM UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
Email: mr.petercampbell80@hotmail.com
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on November 08, 2015, 06:29:21 AM
Attn: Dear DHL customer

We wish to inform you that the diplomatic agent conveying the consignment box valued the sum of $4.8M has misplaced your address and he is currently at (John F. Kennedy International Airport) NY USA now. We required you reconfirm the following information's below so that he can deliver your consignment box to you today or tomorrow as information provided with open communications via email and telephone for security reasons.

NAME:
COUNTRY:
ADDRESS:
OCCUPATION
AGE/SEX:
MOBILE NO:
NAME OF YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT:
A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION :

Please do contact the diplomatic agent with the email below with the information's required.
Contact Person: Dr.John Brown
EMAIL: dhlcouriercom2011@outlook.com

Go ahead and see that you contact the diplomatic agent immediately because he is waiting to hear from you today with the information's.

NOTE: you are required to pay small amount of money which is $500 for the delivery of the consignment box to us before he will deliver the box to your residential address, and the Diplomatic agent does not know that the content of the consignment box is $4.8M and on no circumstances should you let him know the content. The consignment was moved from here as family treasures, so never allow him to open the box.

Thanks, And Best Regards.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: TimT on November 08, 2015, 06:38:08 AM
Attn: Dear DHL customer

We wish to inform you that the diplomatic agent conveying the consignment box valued the sum of $4.8M has misplaced your address and he is currently at (John F. Kennedy International Airport) NY USA now. We required you reconfirm the following information's below so that he can deliver your consignment box to you today or tomorrow as information provided with open communications via email and telephone for security reasons.

NAME:
COUNTRY:
ADDRESS:
OCCUPATION
AGE/SEX:
MOBILE NO:
NAME OF YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT:
A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION :

Please do contact the diplomatic agent with the email below with the information's required.
Contact Person: Dr.John Brown
EMAIL: dhlcouriercom2011@outlook.com

Go ahead and see that you contact the diplomatic agent immediately because he is waiting to hear from you today with the information's.

NOTE: you are required to pay small amount of money which is $500 for the delivery of the consignment box to us before he will deliver the box to your residential address, and the Diplomatic agent does not know that the content of the consignment box is $4.8M and on no circumstances should you let him know the content. The consignment was moved from here as family treasures, so never allow him to open the box.

Thanks, And Best Regards.
Just Uber it :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on November 08, 2015, 06:50:35 AM
Just Uber it :)
Forget that, for 4.8M I don't mind going down to JFK myself to pick it up.... :P
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: TimT on November 08, 2015, 06:54:21 AM
Forget that, for 4.8M I don't mind going down to JFK myself to pick it up.... :P
Do you look like an 80 year old lady ? You seem to always get this stuff. :)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on November 08, 2015, 07:17:54 AM
It's in my old spam email address...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: TimT on November 08, 2015, 07:21:43 AM
It's in my old spam email address...
Do you respond to all of them as you did to the First Lady ? :P
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on November 08, 2015, 07:42:16 AM
Do you respond to all of them as you did to the First Lady ? :P
When I'm bored.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on November 08, 2015, 07:46:32 PM
Attn: Dear DHL customer

We wish to inform you that the diplomatic agent conveying the consignment box valued the sum of $4.8M has misplaced your address and he is currently at (John F. Kennedy International Airport) NY USA now. We required you reconfirm the following information's below so that he can deliver your consignment box to you today or tomorrow as information provided with open communications via email and telephone for security reasons.

NAME:
COUNTRY:
ADDRESS:
OCCUPATION
AGE/SEX:
MOBILE NO:
NAME OF YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT:
A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION :

Please do contact the diplomatic agent with the email below with the information's required.
Contact Person: Dr.John Brown
EMAIL: dhlcouriercom2011@outlook.com


If it's not UPS, its probably a scam.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on November 08, 2015, 07:56:38 PM
If it's not UPS, its probably a scam.
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Hero-Charles-Ramsey-Dead-Giveaway-Reaction-Gif.gif)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: tageed-lee on November 17, 2015, 02:15:37 PM
Just got a re-engagement email from Newegg containing $10 (No minimum spend)

Now what to buy... hmm?

Check your emails..
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: JoeyShmoe on November 17, 2015, 02:27:13 PM
Just got a re-engagement email from Newegg containing $10 (No minimum spend)

Now what to buy... hmm?

Check your emails..
I found this (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820211763) ADATA 32GB USB3.0 Thumb Drive, regular $19.99 on sale for $9.99 with a stackable 15% off promo code 1117ELYBF269 (only issue is, you end up with $1.51 extra  :D ;) ;D)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: tageed-lee on November 17, 2015, 03:13:12 PM
I found this (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820211763) ADATA 32GB USB3.0 Thumb Drive, regular $19.99 on sale for $9.99 with a stackable 15% off promo code 1117ELYBF269 (only issue is, you end up with $1.51 extra  :D ;) ;D)

Wow, Thanks!
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on November 17, 2015, 04:00:23 PM
Just got a re-engagement email from Newegg containing $10 (No minimum spend)

Now what to buy... hmm?

Check your emails..
what's the title of the email?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: tageed-lee on November 17, 2015, 05:32:31 PM
what's the title of the email?

Here's $10, Spend It However You Want. Welcome Back to Awesome.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: etech0 on November 17, 2015, 06:07:56 PM
Here's $10, Spend It However You Want. Welcome Back to Awesome.
TY. I wasn't targeted, though. Oh well!
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Sport on November 19, 2015, 12:23:05 PM
Hello Sport,


As an American Airlines AAdvantage member, your opinion is important to us. So, we're extending an exclusive invitation to earn AAdvantage miles with the e-Rewards® Opinion Panel. 

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Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on November 30, 2015, 07:36:23 PM
$25 to try Google express from Costco.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: JoeyShmoe on December 29, 2015, 06:09:49 PM
A Tax Deductible receipt for a donation that I have no memory of giving on 3/9/2015
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on December 29, 2015, 07:38:39 PM
A Tax Deductible receipt for a donation that I have no memory of giving on 3/9/2015
Alot of DDFers got it. Was solicited here.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: JoeyShmoe on December 29, 2015, 07:39:13 PM
Alot of DDFers got it. Was solicited here.
Ah, thanks for the clarification
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: sky121 on January 12, 2016, 07:22:51 PM
Still trying to figure out if this is legit.

Get ready for some good news! You entered and you won!

Your name has been randomly selected as one of the Grand Prize Winners of the Chase Panel Survey Sweepstakes.
You have won a $50 Visa Gift Card.

In order to receive this Gift Card prize, we request that you reply to us with your name and address within 5 days, on 1/17/16.
If there is no response at that time, a new winner will be chosen.

Cohen Friedberg and Associates is the company that notifies winners. We do not collect addresses when you enter, we simply have your email. Address (work or home) is needed so we can ship you the gift card. We do not need nor will request any personal information. Once we have your reply, we will issue you the gift card in approximately 60 days.
Prize will be sent via certified mail, signature required. If you do not claim your prize it will become null and void and per the Official Rules you will no longer have claim to this prize.

Thank you for completing and participating in the survey.
Sincerely,

Carrie Marvin
Sweepstakes Administrator for Chase
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on January 13, 2016, 01:11:41 AM
Still trying to figure out if this is legit.
What's the sender's email address?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: 12HRS on January 13, 2016, 08:08:12 AM
whats the worst that can happen if you give them your name/address?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: sky121 on January 13, 2016, 08:20:16 AM
What's the sender's email address?

Carrie@CFOpromo.com

whats the worst that can happen if you give them your name/address?

Not much. Still was checking to be sure.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on January 13, 2016, 08:25:26 AM
Carrie@CFOpromo.com

If it's @cfapromo (not CFO) it's legit.

https://www.chase.com/services/panel
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 24, 2016, 08:23:43 AM
So after months of having fun and trolling scammers from Benin Republic I finally got this:


Quote
Attn:
This is Mr. Gary cannon, the US citizen, I reside here in Silver Springs Florida. My residential address is as follows. 7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs Florida 34488, United States, I am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Cotonou, Benin Republic many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Cotonou, Benin Republic with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet barrister David Walker, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. he said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake. He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest man on earth because I have received my compensation funds of US$4.8 Million US Dollars Moreover, barrister David Walker, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email address as one of the beneficiaries, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you.

I will advise you to contact barrister David Walker. You have to contact him directly on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE Name:
Barrister David Walker
Email: barr.davidWalker@outlook.com(Esq) Direct Telephone: +229-94153122,

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The only money I paid after I met rev Joseph was just US$500 for the paper works, take note of that. As soon as you contact him he will send you the payment information which you are to use in sending the payment to him in order for him to obtain the document from the court of law there in Benin Republic so that your fund can be transfer to you without any delay just the way mine was being transfer to me.

Send him the following details if you know you are ready to have your FUNDS so that as soon as he receive your information he will send to you the payment details for sending him the $500 USD that is needed for him to get the document to make the transfer a successful one and that is only payment i made to rev Joseph and he help me in the transferring of my FUNDS and i most say that you have to contact him so that he will help you the way he helped me to Get my FUNDS without any further payment.

Fill Out the information to him if you are ready to get your FUNDS
Your Full Name:...............
Direct Phone:....................
Country.................
Occupation:.....................
Gender:.........
Age:..............
Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact barrister David Walker so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction. Thank You and Be Blessed. Mr. Gary cannon. 7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs Florida 34488, United States.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Sport on January 24, 2016, 08:32:02 AM
So after months of having fun and trolling scammers from Benin Republic I finally got this:
Prob also a scam. But its only $500 for a possible 4.8 mil, worth the risk imo.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ual902 on January 24, 2016, 08:41:22 AM
Got an email that I inherited 5 million dollars in Nigeria and they want my lersonal and bank info to transfer the 5 million to my bank account.  ;D
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on January 24, 2016, 08:52:45 AM
Prob also a scam. But its only $500 for a possible 4.8 mil, worth the risk imo.

The most I'm willing to give away for a scam is $2 for a possible 1.3BN...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 14, 2016, 03:10:14 PM
I thought I've seen the worst after Michelle Obama (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37900.msg1240650#msg1240650) contacted me. I guess you can't underestimate these guys...

Quote
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Moshe123 on May 10, 2016, 12:36:10 PM
GOOD DAY MY DEAREST!

I am Mrs. Michelle Obama and I am writing to inform you about your Bank Check Draft brought by the United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic in the white house Washington DC, which has been mandated to be delivered to your address on Monday being of May 9th 2016 to you as soon as you get back to me.
I will like you to reconfirm to me the following details

Your full name...........?
Your country................?
Your current home address......?
Occupation....................?
Your phone number..............?
Next of kin...................?

The above requirements is for Security Reasons:.........

Sincerely yours
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 10, 2016, 05:24:54 PM
This is bad news....


I RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM MR.WILLIAM MICHAEL, HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY WITH THIS TELEPHONE NUMBER: (470) 823-5801 INFORMING ME THAT YOU ARE DEAD AND HE SAID THAT I SHOULD SEND HIM YOUR FUND TO HIS HOME ADDRESS: USA 94102,BECAUSE HE IS YOUR NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIARY TO YOU, AND HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT YOU INSTRUCTED HIM TO CLAIM YOUR PROPERTIES INCLUDING YOUR MONEY IN CASE BECAUSE YOU ARE NO MORE TO BE FOUND ON EARTH.

I AM VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE NO MORE TO BE FOUND ON EARTH AND I DON' T KNOW THAT THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE NOT REPLY THE EMAILS I SENT TO YOU REGRADING THE DELIVERY OF YOUR FUND.THIS IS MY PROMISE TO YOU THAT I AM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING WITHIN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR FUND WILL BE DELIVERED TO HIM AS YOUR NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIARY TO YOU, MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE AND MAY GOD GRANT YOU INTERNAL LIFE ON THE LAST DAY TO COME I AM VERY VERY SORRY.

HE DID ALSO SAID HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO SPEND SOME MONEY TO GET THE FUND BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I SHOULD LET HIM KNOW THE COST, I TOLD HIM TO HOLD ON AND LET ME VERIFY IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT BECAUSE I AM CONFUSED NOW ABOUT THIS CLAIMS.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Achas Veachas on May 10, 2016, 05:26:29 PM
GOOD DAY MY DEAREST!

I am Mrs. Michelle Obama and I am writing to inform you about your Bank Check Draft brought by the United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic in the white house Washington DC, which has been mandated to be delivered to your address on Monday being of May 9th 2016 to you as soon as you get back to me.
I will like you to reconfirm to me the following details

Your full name...........?
Your country................?
Your current home address......?
Occupation....................?
Your phone number..............?
Next of kin...................?

The above requirements is for Security Reasons:.........

Sincerely yours
I had fun with that one...

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=37900.msg1258012#msg1258012
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Moshe123 on May 10, 2016, 05:45:49 PM
This is bad news....


I RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM MR.WILLIAM MICHAEL, HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY WITH THIS TELEPHONE NUMBER: (470) 823-5801 INFORMING ME THAT YOU ARE DEAD AND HE SAID THAT I SHOULD SEND HIM YOUR FUND TO HIS HOME ADDRESS: USA 94102,BECAUSE HE IS YOUR NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIARY TO YOU, AND HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT YOU INSTRUCTED HIM TO CLAIM YOUR PROPERTIES INCLUDING YOUR MONEY IN CASE BECAUSE YOU ARE NO MORE TO BE FOUND ON EARTH.

I AM VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE NO MORE TO BE FOUND ON EARTH AND I DON' T KNOW THAT THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE NOT REPLY THE EMAILS I SENT TO YOU REGRADING THE DELIVERY OF YOUR FUND.THIS IS MY PROMISE TO YOU THAT I AM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING WITHIN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR FUND WILL BE DELIVERED TO HIM AS YOUR NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIARY TO YOU, MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE AND MAY GOD GRANT YOU INTERNAL LIFE ON THE LAST DAY TO COME I AM VERY VERY SORRY.

HE DID ALSO SAID HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO SPEND SOME MONEY TO GET THE FUND BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I SHOULD LET HIM KNOW THE COST, I TOLD HIM TO HOLD ON AND LET ME VERIFY IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT BECAUSE I AM CONFUSED NOW ABOUT THIS CLAIMS.

Amazing.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Dr Moose on June 30, 2016, 04:51:24 PM
Anytime I get a new email, my heart skips a beat. "Maybe this is the one from JetBlue". But to no avail.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ual902 on August 02, 2016, 08:11:17 PM
You won't be getting any more email from Nigeria:
'Nigerian prince' arrested for $60 million email fraud scheme


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nigerian-prince-arrested-60-million-email-fraud-scheme-article-1.2735837
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: User6669 on August 02, 2016, 11:08:52 PM
You won't be getting any more email from Nigeria:
'Nigerian prince' arrested for $60 million email fraud scheme


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nigerian-prince-arrested-60-million-email-fraud-scheme-article-1.2735837

He isn't the only son, I assume he has siblings.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on August 02, 2016, 11:11:26 PM
You won't be getting any more email from Nigeria:
'Nigerian prince' arrested for $60 million email fraud scheme


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nigerian-prince-arrested-60-million-email-fraud-scheme-article-1.2735837

I actually helped put together his bail money. He was giving over 25%, just for a few measly Western Unions. I was lucky to get in on it.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: ual902 on August 03, 2016, 12:10:42 AM
I actually helped put together his bail money. He was giving over 25%, just for a few measly Western Unions. I was lucky to get in on it.

LOL
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: yesitsme on November 23, 2016, 12:09:07 AM
הילדה  כיום  נולדה פגה והייתה בטיפול נמרץ ושם לקתה ל"ע בדלקת קרום המוח שגרמה לבעיות רבות ובעיקר על שיתוק מוחין המשפיע על הגפיים הנקרא דיפלגיה
 c.p.
כעת היא חייבת לעבור ניתוח קשה שעולה הון רב והוא נעשה בבית החולים בארצות הברית, מדובר בניתוח קשה מאוד וכולל החלמה ארוכה ועבודה קשה כדי להצליח בשיקום.
ניתן לתרום בקישור הזה
https://www.thechesedfund.com/cause/help-dittie-walk
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on November 23, 2016, 01:00:22 PM
Offer to upgrade PRG (Which i already downgraded) to Plat. - 25k MR/$2k.

Will i receive a full $200 travel credit for 2016 being that i already got for the prg? (I know it was Discussed a million times already, but i forgot the answer  :-[)
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: David Smith on November 23, 2016, 01:00:47 PM
Offer to upgrade PRG (Which i already downgraded) to Plat. - 25k MR/$2k.

Will i receive a full $200 travel credit for 2016 being that i already got for the prg? (I know it was Discussed a million times already, but i forgot the answer  :-[)
Yes
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on November 23, 2016, 01:01:30 PM
Yes
Tnx, thought about you when i posted..
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: AsherO on January 05, 2017, 12:47:28 PM
From my spam folder:
Quote
My Name is SR. ÉLDER DE HERBERTO

I am from Portugal I have been diagnosed with cancer. It has defiled all
forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months
to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my
life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than
just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when
God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a
different way from how I have lived it.

I would want to have a Personal and Trustworthy Relationship with you, as
I intend and willing to empower the change of ownership for the transfer
of my Deposits to your personal possession for further Investment and
Charity Disbursement to the Less Privilege and Homeless write me via my
mail:elder.h20200@gmail.com


I will send you the photos of me and my very hopeless and selfish family a
member, including my wife who I learnt is getting married to my personal
friend and attorney, Thank you for your due consideration. God be with
you. You can reach me through my private email address at
elder.h20200@gmail.com


Yours Brother

SR. ÉLDER DE HERBERTO
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: JoeyShmoe on January 05, 2017, 12:50:37 PM
From my spam folder:
So sad, I hope you responded and are willing to give him a second chance.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on February 20, 2017, 12:37:04 PM
Dear username,


Thank you for your Walmart.com order.


It’s come to my attention that one or more items in the order(s) listed below may have been delayed. Please accept my apology for not meeting our 2-Day Shipping promise, and for any disappointment this caused.

As an apology, I will be sending you a $5 eGift Card in a separate email (one eGift Card per affected order) within the next 5 business days. Your eGift Card can be used online or in your local store
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: User6669 on February 22, 2017, 09:41:45 PM
Dear username,


Thank you for your Walmart.com order.


It’s come to my attention that one or more items in the order(s) listed below may have been delayed. Please accept my apology for not meeting our 2-Day Shipping promise, and for any disappointment this caused.

As an apology, I will be sending you a $5 eGift Card in a separate email (one eGift Card per affected order) within the next 5 business days. Your eGift Card can be used online or in your local store

Have you reached out to them?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on February 22, 2017, 10:10:31 PM
Dear username,


Thank you for your Walmart.com order.


It’s come to my attention that one or more items in the order(s) listed below may have been delayed. Please accept my apology for not meeting our 2-Day Shipping promise, and for any disappointment this caused.

As an apology, I will be sending you a $5 eGift Card in a separate email (one eGift Card per affected order) within the next 5 business days. Your eGift Card can be used online or in your local store
Seems like they are serious about beating Amazon.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on February 22, 2017, 11:49:37 PM
Have you reached out to them?
No, it came by itself. Funny thing is, that IIRC, when i orderd, it showed that some stuff would come in two days, some in three days. I figgured that it had to do with the cut-off times from various locations.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: sherrieLarrison on February 23, 2017, 02:46:36 AM
I received a very nice and beautiful corset today. The colour was one of my favourites, but the most annoying part of the mail was a letter saying that this is not for you and you must pass it on to your right side neighbours. I don't know, who is tricking me up with this.
P.S. My house is situated at the corner of the lane and I don't have any neighbour on the right side! So, I kept it with me but haven't used it yet lol
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: shulem92 on February 23, 2017, 03:21:02 AM
I received a very nice and beautiful corset today. The colour was one of my favourites, but the most annoying part of the mail was a letter saying that this is not for you and you must pass it on to your right side neighbours. I don't know, who is tricking me up with this.
P.S. My house is situated at the corner of the lane and I don't have any neighbour on the right side! So, I kept it with me but haven't used it yet lol
There's a separate thread for what came in your mailbox. This thread is for email
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: sherrieLarrison on February 24, 2017, 12:08:25 AM
There's a separate thread for what came in your mailbox. This thread is for email

Oops! Misunderstood...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: keemster26 on February 24, 2017, 12:23:31 AM
Oops! Misunderstood...
Lol. Don't worry it happens
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Moshe123 on April 21, 2017, 12:40:34 PM
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS (F.B.I)
HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON DC.
BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
E-Mail: fbi_govnt@usa.com

Our Ref: FBI /0N8/CONTRACT NO.856.
Motto: Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity

Attn Recipient:


This is agent Josh, we were sent by the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation(JAMES B.COMEY), We are here in Africa as an FBI/ United States delegate that have been delegated to investigate these fraudsters who are in the business of swindling Foreigners that has transactions in Africa.

Please be informed that during our investigations we found out that there is a total amount of $2.5 Million that has been assigned in your name as the beneficiary and these fraudsters are busy swindling you without any hope of receiving your fund, these are the works of the fraudsters who needed to extort money from you in the name of this transfer, We have to inform you that we have arrested some men in respect of this delayed over due fund. I have a very limited time to stay in Africa here so I advise you urgently respond to this message.

These criminals will be caught unaware and we don't want them to know this new development to avoid jeopardizing our investigation, you need to conceal anything that has to do with this exercise to enable us get all the necessary information we required.

I shall be expecting your swift response as soon as you receive this email and notify us of any message or phone call you receive from those fraudsters for us to investigate on it before you make any contact with them.

In case if found this message in spam folder, it could be due to your Internet Service Provider, ISP. So kindly move to your inbox before replying.

Regards.
JACKSON JOSH (FBI)
Cyber Crime Division
001(202) 855-7871
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: coralsnake on April 21, 2017, 01:30:47 PM
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS (F.B.I)
HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON DC.
BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
E-Mail: fbi_govnt@usa.com

Our Ref: FBI /0N8/CONTRACT NO.856.
Motto: Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity

Attn Recipient:


This is agent Josh, we were sent by the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation(JAMES B.COMEY), We are here in Africa as an FBI/ United States delegate that have been delegated to investigate these fraudsters who are in the business of swindling Foreigners that has transactions in Africa.

Please be informed that during our investigations we found out that there is a total amount of $2.5 Million that has been assigned in your name as the beneficiary and these fraudsters are busy swindling you without any hope of receiving your fund, these are the works of the fraudsters who needed to extort money from you in the name of this transfer, We have to inform you that we have arrested some men in respect of this delayed over due fund. I have a very limited time to stay in Africa here so I advise you urgently respond to this message.

These criminals will be caught unaware and we don't want them to know this new development to avoid jeopardizing our investigation, you need to conceal anything that has to do with this exercise to enable us get all the necessary information we required.

I shall be expecting your swift response as soon as you receive this email and notify us of any message or phone call you receive from those fraudsters for us to investigate on it before you make any contact with them.

In case if found this message in spam folder, it could be due to your Internet Service Provider, ISP. So kindly move to your inbox before replying.

Regards.
JACKSON JOSH (FBI)
Cyber Crime Division
001(202) 855-7871
Wow, you should really get on that.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on May 12, 2017, 11:58:09 AM
With this letter, we're happy to let you know that, you have been selected for a Free Sample Offer!
One of your friends has invited you, this person decided to stay unidentified.
Click on the URL to read more info and get your free sample of our advanced diet aid pills
ATTENTION REQUIRED: you are not warranted to share the URL, ignoring this will make you viable for arrest.


Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on May 25, 2017, 09:45:20 AM
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Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: elit on June 04, 2017, 11:29:11 AM
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS (F.B.I)
HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON DC.
BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
E-Mail: fbi_govnt@usa.com

Our Ref: FBI /0N8/CONTRACT NO.856.
Motto: Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity

Attn Recipient:


This is agent Josh, we were sent by the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation(JAMES B.COMEY), We are here in Africa as an FBI/ United States delegate that have been delegated to investigate these fraudsters who are in the business of swindling Foreigners that has transactions in Africa.

Please be informed that during our investigations we found out that there is a total amount of $2.5 Million that has been assigned in your name as the beneficiary and these fraudsters are busy swindling you without any hope of receiving your fund, these are the works of the fraudsters who needed to extort money from you in the name of this transfer, We have to inform you that we have arrested some men in respect of this delayed over due fund. I have a very limited time to stay in Africa here so I advise you urgently respond to this message.

These criminals will be caught unaware and we don't want them to know this new development to avoid jeopardizing our investigation, you need to conceal anything that has to do with this exercise to enable us get all the necessary information we required.

I shall be expecting your swift response as soon as you receive this email and notify us of any message or phone call you receive from those fraudsters for us to investigate on it before you make any contact with them.

In case if found this message in spam folder, it could be due to your Internet Service Provider, ISP. So kindly move to your inbox before replying.

Regards.
JACKSON JOSH (FBI)
Cyber Crime Division
001(202) 855-7871
Came here to post this and I see I am not the only lucky one
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: elit on July 06, 2017, 10:10:31 AM
Quote
LUXURY LOTTERY COMPANY
                      Good day

We wish to congratulate you on this note, the owner of this email for being part of our selected winners in our just concluded internal promotion draw this year, this promotion was set-up to create more awareness on our product and services  which is the production  of ladies shoes and hand bags (Luxury int)we can also  offer you the chance of becoming rich with our products in your country.
We can  give you so many of our product worth a lot of money at a little price on credit to sale at a very good price in your country.do still let us know should in case your interested on that offer .

we ran an online e-mail beta draw which your email address won five million united state dollars ($5,000,000.00 usd). We wish to formally announce to you that you have successfully passed the requirements, statutory obligations, verification's, validations and satisfactory report Test conducted for all online winners.
 
A winning check will be issued in your name and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent alongside your winning check cash-able at any bank. please email us back  in order to receive your winning check



Yours faithfully,
 
Lawrence "Mali  ikop
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: elit on October 26, 2017, 01:08:20 PM
GOOD DAY
 
   URGENT - HELP ME DISTRIBUTE MY $12 MILLION TO HUMANITARIAN.
 
This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.
 
I am Mrs Helen George and I am a 61 years old woman. I am a South african married to a Sierra Leonian. I was the President/CEO of CON OIL INTERNATIONAL-an oil servicing company in johannesburg.I was also married with no child. My husband died 3years ago.
 
Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I was living for and I never really cared about other people. But since the loss of my Husband and also because i had have no child to call my own, I have found a new desire to assist the helpless, I have been helping orphans in orphanages/motherless homes/humanitarians. I have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, Ethiopia, Cameroon,Spain, Austria, Germany and some Asian countries.
 
IN SUMMARY:- I have 12,000,000.00 (twelve million) U. S. Dollars which I deposited in a security company in Cotonou Benin republic as a family treasure & artifiarts, please I want you to note that the security company does not know the real content to be money and I want you to assist me in claiming the consignment & distributing the money to charity organizations,I agree to reward you with part of the money for your assistance, kindness and participation in this Godly project.
 
Before I became ill, I kept $12 Million in a long-term deposit in a security company which I declared as a family treasure & artifiarts. I am in the hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations.
 
Because my relatives and friends has plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the $12 Million which I deposit with the name of my late husband as the next of kin because now due to my health the security company is demanding for a next of kin in other to get the money transfered in other to see that my last wish is accomplished which is sharing the money among charity organizations.
 
You are at liberty to use your discretion to distribute the money and feel free as well to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any expenses in distributing the money to charity organizations. I am willing to reward you for your assistance and kindness.
 
Kindly expedite action and contact me via email at( mrshelebgeorge@outlook.fr )for more details.
 
May the good Lord bless you and your family.
 
Best Regards.
 
Mrs Helen George
PLZ REPLLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAILBOX BACK: mrshelebgeorge@outlook.fr
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on October 26, 2017, 04:41:44 PM
GOOD DAY
 
   URGENT - HELP ME DISTRIBUTE MY $12 MILLION TO HUMANITARIAN.
 
This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.
 
I am Mrs Helen George and I am a 61 years old woman. I am a South african married to a Sierra Leonian. I was the President/CEO of CON  INTERNATIONAL-an oil servicing company in johannesburg.I was also married with no child. My husband died 3years ago.
 
Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I was living for and I never really cared about other people. But since the loss of my Husband and also because i had have no child to call my own, I have found a new desire to assist the helpless, I have been helping orphans in orphanages/motherless homes/humanitarians. I have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, Ethiopia, Cameroon,Spain, Austria, Germany and some Asian countries.
 
IN SUMMARY:- I have 12,000,000.00 (twelve million) U. S. Dollars which I deposited in a security company in Cotonou Benin republic as a family treasure & artifiarts, please I want you to note that the security company does not know the real content to be money and I want you to assist me in claiming the consignment & distributing the money to charity organizations,I agree to reward you with part of the money for your assistance, kindness and participation in this Godly project.
 
Before I became ill, I kept $12 Million in a long-term deposit in a security company which I declared as a family treasure & artifiarts. I am in the hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations.
 
Because my relatives and friends has plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the $12 Million which I deposit with the name of my late husband as the next of kin because now due to my health the security company is demanding for a next of kin in other to get the money transfered in other to see that my last wish is accomplished which is sharing the money among charity organizations.
 
You are at liberty to use your discretion to distribute the money and feel free as well to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any expenses in distributing the money to charity organizations. I am willing to reward you for your assistance and kindness.
 
Kindly expedite action and contact me via email at( mrshelebgeorge@outlook.fr )for more details.
 
May the good Lord bless you and your family.
 
Best Regards.
 
Mrs Helen George
PLZ REPLLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAILBOX BACK: mrshelebgeorge@outlook.fr

FTFY
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: elit on October 26, 2017, 04:48:44 PM
FTFY
don't see what u fixed
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on October 26, 2017, 04:51:21 PM
don't see what u fixed
Do you see what I bolded?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: elit on October 26, 2017, 05:25:54 PM
Do you see what I bolded?
can't see in tapatalk
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: username on October 27, 2017, 12:48:57 AM
CEO of CON International
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: elit on October 29, 2017, 09:23:41 PM
Lol this is great....
Dear Friend,
 
I am Mrs. Laura S. Carney, I am a US citizen, 53 years Old.  I reside here in Silver Springs,Florida. My residential address is as follows, 7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs FLorida 34488, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$39,800 while in the United States trying to get my payment all to no avail. I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents and i was directed to contact Barrister Femi Falana who is a member of the NNPC COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE and a Human Rights Activist. I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.
 
Barrister Femi Falana took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment, Right now I am the happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of US$2,500,000.00 (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars).
 
Moreover, Barrister Femi Falana showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name and email address as one of the beneficiaries that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your funds, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister Femi Falana, you have to contact him directly on this information below.
 
COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
 
NAME: Barrister Femi Falana
CONTACT EMAIL: compensationhouse29@yahoo.com
TEL: +234 (906)-971-3394
 
Listed below are the names of mafias and banks behind the non release of your funds that I managed to sneak out for your kind perusal.
 
1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Senator David Mark
3) Chief Joseph Sanusi
4) Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
5) Barr. Dennis West
6) Barrister Awele Ugorji
7) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
8) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
9) Dr. Patrick Aziza Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member CBN.
10) Mr. Tunde Lemo Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance/Board Member CBN.
11) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
12) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
13) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
14) Mr. John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.
 
 
You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The only money I paid after I met Barrister Femi Falana was just $465 to enable him obtain my payment approval release, take note of that.
 
( NOTE: TELLING YOU TO PAY FOR ANY ADMINISTRATIVE CHARGE IS ALL NOTHING BUT LIES, I REPEAT THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY WHICH I ALSO PAID IS $465 FOR THE PROCESS OF THE ORDER OF RELEASE AS IMPOSED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND YOUR PACKAGE CONTAINING YOUR CHOICE OF DELIVERY WILL BE REACHING YOU IN DUE COURSE.)
 
Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Barrister Femi Falana, he will help you deliver your funds instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kinds of money to complete your transaction.
 
Mrs. Laura S. Carney
7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs FLorida 34488 United States.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Amcha yisroel on October 31, 2017, 03:44:12 AM
I'm Elaine Duke,  the new secretary of U.S. Department of Homeland security appointed by President Donald Trump. Office Address: 3801 Nebraska Ave NW, Washington, DC 20016, United States. I received a report that you have an unclaimed fund of US$5,000,000.00 (Five Million United State Dollar) in the West Africa.  I have instructed ECOWAS and the concerned authorities to bring the consignment box containing your total fund to our Head office in Washington DC. The said fund will be here today. Therefore, you are expected to reconfirm your Full Name (as stated on your government issued photo ID), Home Address, Nearest Airport and your Direct Cell Phone # so that arrangement can be made for the delivery of the consignment box to your home address.

if you found this email confusing or complicated you can call or text me with this phone number:(202) 688-7672

I will be looking forward to Hearing from you As soon as Possible

Best Regards
Elaine Duke
The Secretary Of the U.S
Department of Homeland
Security Washington D.C
Office Address: 3801
Nebraska Ave NW, Washington
D.C, 20017 USA.
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: aygart on October 31, 2017, 08:13:33 AM
Do you guys really read your spam?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: Amcha yisroel on October 31, 2017, 09:27:54 AM
Do you guys really read your spam?
I had gotten an important email that mistakenly went to spam so I bumped into this too...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: stooges44 on October 31, 2017, 09:27:59 AM
Do you guys really read your spam?

And then post it  :o
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: thaber on January 14, 2018, 07:45:29 PM
From United: Here's how you racked up 1,928,553 award miles last year
 

my reaction: that's it?
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: davidrotts63 on March 15, 2018, 10:52:43 AM
I get this from my friend  he sais that its possible to earn a lot money from here
 
http://atmoney.win/4372185147647/
 I would like to know if someone had experience with them and if they really pay
:facepalm:
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: SearchGuy on July 31, 2018, 05:00:42 PM
They use this platform too, read the last reply...
Title: Re: What came in your email today?
Post by: LoLo on July 31, 2018, 06:32:13 PM
Got the same from a different username..