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Title: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: SamKey on May 22, 2014, 01:10:26 PM
HT Jimmy Fallon
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Moes Tavern on May 22, 2014, 01:22:41 PM
@UnitedAirlane has to be one of the funniest twitter parodies.
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Yeki89 on May 22, 2014, 02:34:45 PM
Girl tweeted her credit card

Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: MC on May 22, 2014, 02:35:47 PM
Just spent the last 30 minutes reading hilarious UA twitter responses ;D
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: SamKey on May 22, 2014, 02:37:10 PM
Just spent the last 30 minutes reading hilarious UA twitter responses ;D
it's not UA ::)
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: damaxer91 on May 22, 2014, 02:44:58 PM
it's not UA ::)

Nuh uh
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: MC on May 22, 2014, 02:50:42 PM
it's not UA ::)
Haha I missed that, but the United Airlanes ones still showed up in my google search... I guess google just knew I needed some good laughs :)
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Joe4007 on June 06, 2014, 02:26:55 PM
.
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Joe4007 on June 06, 2014, 02:31:09 PM
.
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: SamKey on June 08, 2014, 11:00:13 AM
.
ROFLMAO!!!
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Super Speed on June 08, 2014, 11:05:03 AM

ROFLMAO!!!
That's a bit extreme.
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: sammy n on June 08, 2014, 11:08:22 AM

That's a bit extreme.
+1
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: HowYaDoin on June 08, 2014, 11:25:39 AM
That's a bit extreme.
its a sunday morning not much going on
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: chucksterace on June 11, 2014, 08:07:03 PM
Make sure to at least get the bulkhead on this flight. Im wondering if they sell the jump seat as first class ;D(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/12/8ymu2a4y.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on November 24, 2014, 04:45:16 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on November 25, 2014, 03:15:58 PM
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on May 18, 2015, 01:20:36 PM
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: A3 on May 18, 2015, 01:22:34 PM

Correct thread, but http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=25196.msg1145788#msg1145788
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on May 18, 2015, 01:28:20 PM
Correct thread, but http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=25196.msg1145788#msg1145788
Not a thread I frequent, but great tweet even for non-NHL fans.
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on May 18, 2015, 04:53:01 PM
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dr Moose on June 10, 2015, 12:54:27 PM
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Achas Veachas on June 10, 2015, 06:03:17 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8506559232/h1E6B1EF2/)

Look closely at the reflection...
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Something Fishy on June 12, 2015, 05:54:12 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/HerringWSJ/status/609410457468837888
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Chaikel on June 13, 2015, 09:29:30 PM
My all time favorites


Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: @Yehuda on June 14, 2015, 01:31:43 AM
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: coralsnake on June 14, 2015, 12:52:42 PM
I saw him play when he was with the SI Yankees.

Had it not been in the news a few days earlier about his switch-pitching I wouldn't even have noticed.
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: bubbles on June 14, 2015, 02:02:57 PM

Is he at least a submariner :P
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
Post by: @Yehuda on August 12, 2015, 12:01:29 PM
531365075425435648[/tweet]](http://i.imgur.com/JPAhkQA.png?1) (http://[tweet)
Title: Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
Post by: ushdadude on August 12, 2015, 01:41:45 PM
531365075425435648[/tweet]](http://i.imgur.com/JPAhkQA.png?1)[/url]

LOL (http://[tweet)
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on August 12, 2015, 01:46:00 PM
Repost:
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: @Yehuda on August 12, 2015, 01:50:56 PM
Repost:
And... banned.
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: MoGro17 on August 12, 2015, 01:54:55 PM
Burn, lol
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on August 12, 2015, 01:55:16 PM
Apparently the original is this one:
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: @Yehuda on August 12, 2015, 02:00:23 PM
Apparently the original is this one:
Although he claims he made it up on his own.
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: SamKey on August 15, 2015, 03:25:51 PM
http://funnytweeter.com/
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: SamKey on August 15, 2015, 03:38:07 PM
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: SamKey on August 15, 2015, 08:55:24 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on August 27, 2015, 01:03:39 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Dan on September 18, 2015, 02:54:07 PM
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: etech0 on September 18, 2015, 04:38:37 PM
:D
Title: Re: Funny Tweets
Post by: Achas Veachas on October 19, 2015, 07:05:57 AM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on April 18, 2016, 12:34:20 PM
Jumping the shark...
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on April 20, 2016, 03:32:22 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: a mirrer on April 21, 2016, 01:28:21 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: zh cohen on April 22, 2016, 12:37:40 AM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on May 19, 2016, 02:30:33 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: beeweegee on May 19, 2016, 04:27:01 PM
Haha amazing!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/scott-disick-accidentally-posted-the-email-from-his-instagra?utm_term=.uh3oB0BQg#.qkRqNJNLm
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Emkay on May 19, 2016, 05:04:29 PM
Well now you heard of Scott Disick and of BooTea so its a win-win.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: shoobi on May 24, 2016, 10:36:35 PM

Can't stop laughing!!!
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: shoobi on May 24, 2016, 11:05:43 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: shoobi on May 24, 2016, 11:29:04 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Something Fishy on June 01, 2016, 01:28:52 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: shoobi on June 01, 2016, 04:05:43 PM

Lol!
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Moshe123 on June 01, 2016, 04:53:52 PM

LOL
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
Post by: yakrot on June 15, 2016, 02:27:02 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160615/1b3ec74101a577a50689a02041cd8f70.jpg)
Title: Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
Post by: regular on June 15, 2016, 02:06:02 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160615/1b3ec74101a577a50689a02041cd8f70.jpg)
wow thats great!
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dr Moose on June 15, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
wow thats great!
Was Jimmy Fallon original last week.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on June 15, 2016, 02:52:56 PM
ANd I thought Howard Roark was an architect.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on July 05, 2016, 10:59:43 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: beeweegee on July 05, 2016, 11:27:39 PM
HAHA!
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: good sam on July 13, 2016, 07:51:26 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/HillelNeuer/status/753144631462883329
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on July 14, 2016, 05:21:41 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: SamKey on July 15, 2016, 06:44:56 AM
Please post screenshots not links
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: good sam on July 26, 2016, 03:16:29 PM
Lol
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on August 17, 2016, 12:14:09 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/rZDyj
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on September 05, 2016, 03:28:36 PM
(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/ae558ccbb6699b98fcc0bfef5a82b4bb.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Shauly101 on September 07, 2016, 01:27:19 PM
Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker)

Mario has to save Princess Siri from the evil EU tax collector #iPhone7



not Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody)

The iPhone 7 is waterproof so that your tears from crying over the loss of a headphone jack wont damage it.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on September 08, 2016, 11:43:45 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrxY8wOXYAEpA1n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: A3 on September 19, 2016, 10:25:16 PM
What would happen if CLE had a hockey team.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Something Fishy on September 26, 2016, 01:00:13 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/victomato/status/780119655423676416
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: sky121 on September 26, 2016, 06:27:22 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/victomato/status/780119655423676416
What has happened to us...
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Boruch999 on September 26, 2016, 09:22:32 AM
What has happened to us...

Bad things can be done with internet.

(I'm a for filters BTW)


Maybe we need a selfy filter
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: sky121 on September 26, 2016, 09:26:33 AM
Maybe we need a selfy filter
Selfies Anonymous
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: elit on September 26, 2016, 09:32:16 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/victomato/status/780119655423676416
Is that verified real?
And if it is then it for sure was staged
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on September 26, 2016, 09:39:26 AM
Is that verified real?
And if it is then it for sure was staged
Of course it's staged. Still funny.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: good sam on October 10, 2016, 07:54:42 PM
Invalid Tweet ID


Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: avadah on October 19, 2016, 07:36:36 PM
Please post screenshots not links
+1
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: MeirS on October 19, 2016, 08:08:00 PM
Please post screenshots not links
+1
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: koplonko on October 19, 2016, 08:55:14 PM
+1
+1
+1
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: yitrap on October 22, 2016, 07:46:32 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161022/2f248d37ddd93929ec83d9b8ac3c5f21.png)(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161022/d1d0b57c68ca303d60ab61cb25657dd2.png)(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161022/ad6170264447600abc6477f5f0127cf6.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on October 30, 2016, 06:13:05 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: good sam on October 30, 2016, 06:29:18 PM
Too funny
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: jj1000 on November 22, 2016, 02:45:19 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: MeirS on November 23, 2016, 01:46:18 AM
Please post screenshots not links
Bump
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: thaber on November 23, 2016, 02:16:17 AM
If you're that curious... (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161123/8e3242f5cecdcc879817c970772590c0.jpg)(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161123/aec742780dd46535e213b2903b6314f4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on November 23, 2016, 04:34:39 PM
(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/a7c4423565eb153406580237fa8379e3.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on November 27, 2016, 12:36:23 AM
(https://i.gyazo.com/a3e2c518486b843ae97a1eb4cfc82083.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/7d3e4ef576de496fda23d6eb9f920fcb.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/4c54eb114f7fac5efc9da686acd5e3fa.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/bf57cccceb7742a86390808939eb55be.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/962564e14259e8ddc744a57b68f0c15c.png)

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(https://i.gyazo.com/12d2536a867645d8454bcc2d984fdcd0.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/a217d188f2c16e7830a8e37a35dcf6f8.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/1319edbb79b5a25df8aea29dcbf939a3.png)

(https://i.gyazo.com/44028d3292cf6e743ca448ed81b6a648.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: good sam on November 27, 2016, 01:03:47 AM
# ObamaEulogies not any better.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on December 11, 2016, 09:05:06 PM
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Post by: thaber on December 11, 2016, 09:07:09 PM
I'm amazed that united bothered to respond
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on December 11, 2016, 09:09:47 PM
I'm amazed that united bothered to respond
Yup, that's the funny part :)
AA did also, but it seems like they deleted it now.
http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/united-airlines-mileageplus/1708571-ceo-jeff-smisek-out-oscar-munoz-new-pres-ceo-henry-meyer-non-ex-chair-fbi-case-closed-99.html#post27597801
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on December 16, 2016, 01:26:02 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on January 31, 2017, 08:53:50 AM
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Post by: as2 on January 31, 2017, 08:59:32 AM
I'm surprised JTZ hasn't posted a link to Trumps twitter account here yet
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on February 05, 2017, 11:28:44 AM
(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/9bb8ed9c4cb27f59ab49d0e9acca30e5.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on February 18, 2017, 08:51:21 PM
(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/5760bf88203494ae2b79ee32d723a2ba.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Something Fishy on February 20, 2017, 09:40:24 AM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: zh cohen on March 03, 2017, 12:47:37 AM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: good sam on March 03, 2017, 09:15:05 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/JusticeWillett/status/837156256888590336
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on March 09, 2017, 05:42:54 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on March 09, 2017, 05:43:01 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: good sam on March 12, 2017, 08:33:02 AM
Haman has a Trump-style twitter feed.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealHamanAgag
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on March 14, 2017, 10:37:47 PM
(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/fdb3a47081cbe3daf9ba06872680a2cc.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Moshe123 on March 19, 2017, 02:55:32 AM
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Post by: chinagel on March 19, 2017, 03:03:55 PM
/photo/1
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Yehuda57 on March 22, 2017, 03:26:30 PM

Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on March 22, 2017, 03:40:41 PM

Invalid Tweet ID
What in the world does he think the story of Purim is?
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Yehuda57 on March 22, 2017, 03:43:53 PM
What in the world does he think the story of Purim is?

Ummm, have you not read the Megillah? The evil occupying Jews went and murdered thousands of indigenous Middle Eastern refugee children.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on March 23, 2017, 03:50:17 PM
Stop the diet......

(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/beb55ae422d3c9cc74c07542674e4fee.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Ephraimh on March 23, 2017, 07:06:17 PM
Stop the diet......

(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/beb55ae422d3c9cc74c07542674e4fee.png)
Thanks for the screenshot.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: zh cohen on March 24, 2017, 12:20:29 AM
Thanks for the screenshot.

What am I missing?
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: thaber on March 24, 2017, 02:57:31 AM
What am I missing?
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=41810.msg1513373#msg1513373
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: sky121 on March 28, 2017, 08:54:34 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Yehuda57 on March 30, 2017, 07:44:04 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: thaber on May 12, 2017, 02:41:17 AM
@HypedShteiger: Malaysian & United Airlines should merge. That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Yehuda57 on May 24, 2017, 02:03:32 PM
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Post by: Dawie on June 05, 2017, 04:35:15 PM
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Post by: Yehuda57 on June 16, 2017, 01:37:04 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on June 27, 2017, 08:14:01 AM
(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/ff63ed74061cebcd6044bd7f66ce204f.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: shoobi on June 27, 2017, 09:09:04 AM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Yehuda57 on July 06, 2017, 03:16:32 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on July 13, 2017, 11:13:42 PM
(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/0e06e6a8eef691207deb7f62ef5e082e.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Yehuda57 on July 17, 2017, 08:05:27 AM
Ann Coulter doing her best DDFer impersonation
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: David Smith on July 17, 2017, 09:06:44 AM
As someone who occasionally posts on DDF, I'm insulted.

What a two year old. A fitting supporter of the Donald.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Yehuda57 on August 02, 2017, 05:17:08 PM
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Post by: Dan on August 07, 2017, 06:08:40 PM
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Post by: zh cohen on August 07, 2017, 11:45:41 PM

I'm starting to wonder if whoever designed that ad is trolling them...
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: shoobi on August 08, 2017, 11:33:18 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: zh cohen on August 14, 2017, 06:42:23 PM

Solved in 36 hours
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: thaber on August 22, 2017, 02:52:20 AM
(https://i.redd.it/qhza9kwtr6hz.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: whYME on August 22, 2017, 02:53:38 PM
I don't know the source of this
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: hachover on August 22, 2017, 06:40:53 PM
(https://i.redd.it/qhza9kwtr6hz.jpg)

Because Gd doesn't trust him in the dark
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dan on August 29, 2017, 05:35:58 PM
(https://i.gyazo.com/8532f2460152aa6c0b56b00094416caf.png)

Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Mountain Man on August 30, 2017, 02:35:05 PM
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: good sam on August 30, 2017, 11:50:19 PM
I don't know the source of this
This is a copycat.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Aussie88 on August 31, 2017, 12:03:26 AM
This is a copycat.
Original.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: shoobi on September 04, 2017, 11:05:25 PM
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5396.msg1799736#msg1799736
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: zh cohen on September 06, 2017, 10:39:40 PM
Thread for the airline geeks;

Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: mgarfin on September 07, 2017, 11:24:26 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Dawie on September 08, 2017, 09:48:36 AM
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Post by: aygart on September 14, 2017, 09:16:28 AM
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Post by: JoeyShmoe on September 14, 2017, 10:48:11 AM
Doesn't work for me regardless of browser or whether I'm logged in. I think he's been Googling himself too much :)
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Post by: Boruch999 on September 15, 2017, 06:32:48 AM
Doesn't work for me regardless of browser or whether I'm logged in. I think he's been Googling himself too much :)
Google's been known to manually suppress/promote certain auto completes.  Maybe they "fixed" this after D'amore brought it to their attention.
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Post by: Dawie on September 18, 2017, 05:48:54 PM
@somethingfishy  ;D
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Post by: Dawie on September 27, 2017, 07:23:30 PM

Must watch TV
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Post by: Baruch on September 27, 2017, 09:16:02 PM
@somethingfishy  ;D
A baal teshuva told me on Rosh Hashana, that his parents check B and H, every time he doesn't pick up his phone to know if its a holiday
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Post by: skyguy918 on September 27, 2017, 10:06:25 PM
@somethingfishy  ;D

Must watch TV
Ironic. Neuer (the first tweet, about b&h) is the guy from UN watch (second tweet).
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Post by: good sam on September 27, 2017, 11:17:56 PM
Ironic. Neuer (the first tweet, about b&h) is the guy from UN watch (second tweet).
The word is coincidence.

Sorry, overuse of the word ironic is a pet peeve of mine.
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Post by: skyguy918 on September 27, 2017, 11:54:41 PM
The word is coincidence.

Sorry, overuse of the word ironic is a pet peeve of mine.
The irony being that I'd expect when a guy who posted a UN Watch tweet also posted a Hillel Neuer tweet, that the Neuer tweet would also have to do with Israel and the UN (I read the second one first, as often happens when on desktop and clicking the 'last post' button).
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Post by: Yehuda57 on September 27, 2017, 11:58:12 PM
The word is coincidence.

Sorry, overuse of the word ironic is a pet peeve of mine.
Exact opposite of ironic, actually.

#petpeeve

Thanks! Though it's far from ironic - perhaps the opposite of ironic. (This comment belongs in the pet peeves thread)
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Post by: TimT on September 28, 2017, 10:19:00 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/913470494061600769
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Post by: good sam on October 01, 2017, 10:34:17 PM

I blame Alanis Morissette.
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Post by: elit on October 01, 2017, 11:58:08 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/913470494061600769
ftfy(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171002/04ad81de4b39317a5cd126edbb4946b5.jpg)
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Post by: Dan on October 02, 2017, 12:23:15 PM
I blame Alanis Morissette.
https://youtu.be/6GVJpOmaDyU?t=1m56s (Kol isha)
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Post by: aygart on October 07, 2017, 08:30:20 PM
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Post by: aygart on October 08, 2017, 11:53:19 PM
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Post by: Boruch999 on October 09, 2017, 08:38:39 AM
I blame Alanis Morissette.

Some of them are in fact ironic.
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Post by: good sam on October 09, 2017, 11:35:17 AM
Some of them are in fact ironic.
I think you mean unfortunate.
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Post by: Yehuda57 on October 19, 2017, 09:36:21 PM
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Post by: good sam on October 20, 2017, 12:11:27 AM
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Post by: Something Fishy on October 20, 2017, 12:24:22 AM

Brilliant.
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Post by: Mountain Man on October 23, 2017, 01:32:31 AM
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/919502022612840448 (https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/919502022612840448)
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Post by: a good yeshiva bachur on October 23, 2017, 02:38:46 AM
?
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Post by: a mirrer on November 02, 2017, 01:50:56 PM
Im calling bs look carefully at the fare class
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Post by: whYME on November 02, 2017, 02:55:27 PM
As seen on whatsapp
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Post by: aygart on November 09, 2017, 08:50:24 AM
(https://t.gyazo.com/teams/lowerwatt/b2f2e50cad1ba8d764ba989552450cf0.png)
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Post by: Shauly101 on November 12, 2017, 12:46:18 PM
@realdonaldtrump

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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Post by: Yehuda57 on November 18, 2017, 10:49:05 PM
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Post by: aygart on November 23, 2017, 03:39:08 PM

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Post by: Dan on December 06, 2017, 12:55:53 PM
Most of these qualify:
https://twitter.com/timothywookey
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Post by: hachover on December 06, 2017, 01:21:32 PM
Most of these qualify:
https://twitter.com/timothywookey

A real Britwit that bloke
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Post by: Mordyk on December 06, 2017, 01:31:30 PM

even the rabbi says it ;D
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Post by: Yehuda57 on December 07, 2017, 12:10:32 AM
.
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Post by: jj1000 on December 20, 2017, 07:28:18 PM
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Post by: BP16 on December 20, 2017, 07:29:55 PM
ha ha good one!
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Post by: stbaum on December 20, 2017, 11:44:51 PM
Nothing in the Shapiro V Rosie?? That was freakin epic!
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Post by: davidrotts63 on December 21, 2017, 10:33:21 AM
Lol
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Post by: Shauly101 on December 22, 2017, 07:31:58 AM
Tim
@timothywookey


People are saying that this illegal occupation in the middle east and Israel must end. I agree, we need to remove all Palestinians and send them back to Jordan.

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Post by: aygart on December 22, 2017, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing in the Shapiro V Rosie?? That was freakin epic!
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Post by: Shauly101 on December 24, 2017, 10:41:38 AM

Just FYI he posted their reply:
It didnt violate their rules
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Post by: aygart on December 24, 2017, 11:15:05 AM
Just FYI he posted their reply:
It didnt violate their rules
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Post by: aygart on December 26, 2017, 03:28:16 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: Shauly101 on December 28, 2017, 11:00:46 PM
@realdonaldtrump
In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Years Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!


Someone had too many drinks today
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Post by: aygart on December 29, 2017, 10:36:08 AM
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Post by: aygart on December 29, 2017, 10:37:24 AM
@realdonaldtrump
In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Years Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!


Someone had too many drinks today
Of course all of those who were saying that we need to do something because of a heat wave are now saying that weather is not climate.
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Post by: Yehuda57 on December 30, 2017, 11:02:41 PM
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Post by: aygart on January 01, 2018, 10:25:24 AM
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Post by: a good yeshiva bachur on January 02, 2018, 08:13:58 PM
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Post by: stbaum on January 03, 2018, 12:40:40 PM

should've included this gem
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Post by: TimT on January 03, 2018, 12:42:43 PM
should've included this gem
Those last 4 words must really bug the hell out of Kim. Love it
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Post by: stbaum on January 03, 2018, 12:43:53 PM
Those last 4 words must really bug the hell out of Kim. Love it

what bugs me is the poor use of upper case letters...
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Post by: Yehuda57 on January 03, 2018, 12:57:46 PM
what bugs me is the poor use of upper case letters...

What about the backwards opening quotation marks?
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Post by: cholent on January 07, 2018, 03:45:05 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheMossadIL/status/949712292190580736
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Post by: Boruch999 on January 15, 2018, 07:15:31 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: B.D.Da'ehu on January 29, 2018, 04:48:52 PM
Invalid Tweet ID[/size][/font][/color]
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Post by: aygart on February 02, 2018, 08:56:01 AM
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Post by: ADG on February 02, 2018, 12:23:17 PM
Is this legit?
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Post by: chff on February 02, 2018, 12:26:59 PM
Is this legit?
http://bfy.tw/BfrO
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Post by: ADG on February 02, 2018, 12:32:03 PM
http://bfy.tw/BfrO

Its funny nonetheless

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Let+me+google+that+for+you
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Post by: skyguy918 on February 02, 2018, 12:34:07 PM
Is this legit?
My cousin asked the same on our Whatsapp group. I hit him with the facepalm emoji. My father had the more reasoned take - "I don't think he'd use the word parsha". ;D
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Post by: elit on February 05, 2018, 09:31:27 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180206/4119c6d36764c04ecc35fb7e3515a049.jpg)
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Post by: Yehuda57 on February 06, 2018, 02:16:11 PM

Well who saw that coming?
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Post by: shoobi on February 18, 2018, 11:34:17 AM
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Post by: Yehuda57 on February 18, 2018, 06:19:04 PM
Like shaarei nikanor?
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Post by: Dawie on February 18, 2018, 07:29:38 PM
Like shaarei nikanor?
was really because of the Nes, but point taken
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Post by: thaber on February 19, 2018, 02:44:06 AM
בניין הורדוס
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Post by: Dawie on February 19, 2018, 10:05:12 AM
בניין הורדוס
Shushan Habirah (in the bais hamikdash)
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Post by: @Yehuda on February 19, 2018, 10:36:21 PM
This is great!
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Post by: Something Fishy on February 27, 2018, 04:38:59 PM
Someone's got it all figured out.

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Post by: Dan on February 27, 2018, 04:54:05 PM
Someone's got it all figured out.

https://youtu.be/bH-laJFUt6E?t=3m46s
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Post by: Yehuda57 on March 01, 2018, 10:36:02 AM
Absolutely savage.

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Post by: Yehuda57 on March 02, 2018, 10:39:15 AM

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Post by: Dan on March 06, 2018, 12:36:21 PM
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Post by: ExGingi on March 06, 2018, 02:51:21 PM
Talking of which. The following was posted on a WhatsApp group. I am totally repulsed by it. How low can people go? Recruit the A"R for your business?

(https://i.imgur.com/s1Iyui6.png)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: hvaces42 on March 06, 2018, 03:10:28 PM
Talking of which. The following was posted on a WhatsApp group. I am totally repulsed by it. How low can people go? Recruit the A"R for your business?

(https://i.imgur.com/s1Iyui6.png)
So Pesach in Crown Heights, if advertised as being close to 770, or in Cambria Heights, if advertised as near the Ohel, would also offend you? The guy invested a lot of money and the only reason to be in that G-d forsaken place in the first place is to be near the Alter Rebbe (A"R is a type of assault weapon AFAIK). So a Pesach program there shouldnt necessitate the mention of the Alter Rebbe. It's zelb farshtendlich. 
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Post by: ExGingi on March 06, 2018, 03:31:43 PM
So Pesach in Crown Heights, if advertised as being close to 770, or in Cambria Heights, if advertised as near the Ohel, would also offend you? The guy invested a lot of money and the only reason to be in that G-d forsaken place in the first place is to be near the Alter Rebbe (A"R is a type of assault weapon AFAIK). So a Pesach program there shouldnt necessitate the mention of the Alter Rebbe. It's zelb farshtendlich.
It wouldn't be my style, but if it the program would consist of השתטחות, I don't think I would feel repulsed. IIRC the ESHEL hotel/hachnosas orchim in Crown Heights advertised in the past Pesach in Crown Heights, but all they offered was lodging and food (presumably at high kashrus standard).

Let's translate some of the text of the ad:

Boutique Pesach [experience]
At the compound of the Holy Tziyun of the Alter-Rebbe, Ba'al HaTanya.
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Post by: hvaces42 on March 06, 2018, 04:23:14 PM
It wouldn't be my style, but if it the program would consist of השתטחות, I don't think I would feel repulsed. IIRC the ESHEL hotel/hachnosas orchim in Crown Heights advertised in the past Pesach in Crown Heights, but all they offered was lodging and food (presumably at high kashrus standard).

Let's translate some of the text of the ad:

Boutique Pesach [experience]
At the compound of the Holy Tziyun of the Alter-Rebbe, Ba'al HaTanya.
Youre playing semantics. If it said Boutique Pesach Experience in Haditch you wouldn't have had the same problem?
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Post by: aygart on March 06, 2018, 04:29:51 PM
Youre playing semantics. If it said Boutique Pesach Experience in Haditch you wouldn't have had the same problem?
Words matter
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Post by: ExGingi on March 06, 2018, 04:39:30 PM
Youre playing semantics. If it said Boutique Pesach Experience in Haditch you wouldn't have had the same problem?
If it would have no reference to the Tziyun, I wouldn't view it as any different than any other Pesach program.

Ukraine is cheap, which could be a reason for people to go there for Pesach programs, but I doubt the weather is too good. So they needed to find something else to draw crowds? Distasteful.
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Post by: yitzgar on March 06, 2018, 05:05:00 PM
Not saying it's ok, but seems to me the same as advertising a hotel a short walk from the kosel
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Post by: ExGingi on March 06, 2018, 05:08:18 PM
Not saying it's ok, but seems to me the same as advertising a hotel a short walk from the kosel
No.

They aren't saying short walk or nearby. They are saying קריית רבינו הגדול.. מזמינה אתכם. And they are saying it's the Tziyun compound.
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Post by: hvaces42 on March 06, 2018, 05:18:47 PM
No.

They aren't saying short walk or nearby. They are saying קריית רבינו הגדול.. מזמינה אתכם. And they are saying it's the Tziyun compound.
how else would you describe that building? By its street address?
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Post by: ExGingi on March 06, 2018, 05:34:43 PM
how else would you describe that building? By its street address?
It could have definitely be worded differently.

For example:
בית חב"ד האדיטש מזמין אתכם לחוויית פסח
and even if they would add there סמוך לציון רבינו הזקן, it wouldn't be as distasteful as it is now.

I've never been there, but from what I understand the actual tziyun is quite a walk down towards the river.

(https://i.imgur.com/nhEkCSK.png)
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Post by: coralsnake on March 06, 2018, 09:01:59 PM
It could have definitely be worded differently.

For example:
בית חב"ד האדיטש מזמין אתכם לחוויית פסח
and even if they would add there סמוך לציון רבינו הזקן, it wouldn't be as distasteful as it is now.

I've never been there, but from what I understand the actual tziyun is quite a walk down towards the river.

(https://i.imgur.com/nhEkCSK.png)

Youre playing semantics.
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Post by: hvaces42 on March 06, 2018, 09:55:53 PM
Pesach in Mezhibuzh or Barditchev or Lizhensk. Come on. Get with the program. Words dont matter. The name of the place said it all. At least he's not advertising soem of the other garbage thats out there.
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Post by: yitzgar on March 06, 2018, 10:10:10 PM
No.

They aren't saying short walk or nearby. They are saying קריית רבינו הגדול.. מזמינה אתכם. And they are saying it's the Tziyun compound.
You're right, didn't notice the מזמינה אתכם
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Post by: aygart on March 07, 2018, 04:09:43 PM
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Post by: ExGingi on March 07, 2018, 04:18:50 PM
Pesach in Mezhibuzh or Barditchev or Lizhensk. Come on. Get with the program. Words dont matter. The name of the place said it all. At least he's not advertising soem of the other garbage thats out there.
Is that a euphemism for "you need to be desensitized?"

And is anyone actually advertising Pesach in any of the 3 other locations you mention?

I can't imagine anyone advertising Pesach in Lubavitch (as in: Lyubavichi, Rudnyansky District, Smolensk Oblast, whereas most people would understand Pesach in Lubavitch to be in the vicinity of 770). Or for that matter in Rostov, or Nezhin (http://jewua.org/nezhin/).
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Post by: ExGingi on March 11, 2018, 02:06:09 PM
If it would have no reference to the Tziyun, I wouldn't view it as any different than any other Pesach program.

Ukraine is cheap, which could be a reason for people to go there for Pesach programs, but I doubt the weather is too good. So they needed to find something else to draw crowds? Distasteful.

Contrast the one that I found repulsive, with this one:

(http://4ysc01p1vhw140bqmvpyqhpw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/11-03-2018-15-23-12-WhatsApp-Image-2018-03-11-at-11.19.25-AM-1-758x1072.jpeg)

They are advertising excursions to Hatditch, Mezhbuzh (grossly misspelled), and Barditchev, but it's worded and framed very differently. Not my style, but not at all repulsive.
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Post by: Dan on March 12, 2018, 07:09:41 PM
Nicest Tweet I've ever seen :)
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Post by: yoohoo on March 12, 2018, 07:18:59 PM
Nicest Tweet I've ever, I mean EVER seen :)
ftfy
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Post by: sky121 on March 17, 2018, 09:41:18 PM
Crazy to me how Tel Aviv makes this top ten list when it doesn't really compare to the type of cities listed.   (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180318/dc3116ad918410cdfe3ba6dac8761f78.jpg)
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Post by: Moshe123 on March 18, 2018, 09:47:16 PM
?s=19
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Post by: Dan on March 21, 2018, 02:18:33 PM
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Post by: aygart on March 21, 2018, 05:08:09 PM

As long as you don't say anything against the law you have full freedom!
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Post by: davidrotts63 on March 21, 2018, 05:11:49 PM
Lies! Lies!
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Post by: sky121 on March 23, 2018, 09:12:21 AM
?s=19
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Post by: aygart on March 28, 2018, 11:15:16 AM
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Post by: whYME on March 28, 2018, 11:16:16 AM
lol, I was just debating if I should post this here
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Post by: Something Fishy on March 28, 2018, 11:21:22 AM

Anyone have the "Chabad doesn't have any balls" one handy ;D?
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Post by: username on March 28, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171121/63608e79c178e7ef69ce707d964444e2.jpg)
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Post by: chff on April 04, 2018, 11:29:40 AM

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Post by: good sam on April 05, 2018, 12:32:07 AM
I just can't understand twitter. The tweets that go insanely viral are most often amusing but unremarkable. Can't figure out what drives it.
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Post by: chff on April 05, 2018, 12:33:09 AM
I just can't understand twitter. The tweets that go insanely viral are most often amusing but unremarkable. Can't figure out what drives it.
What amazes me is how TPG can take a tweet and turn it into a blog post
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Post by: davidrotts63 on April 09, 2018, 07:59:52 PM
?s=20
Kars4Kids deleted response is solid. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180409/071e13aec0890338eb90ab1350f5b7be.jpg)
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Post by: Dan on April 09, 2018, 08:17:52 PM
Kars4Kids deleted response
-1
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Post by: Dan on April 11, 2018, 10:29:25 AM
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Post by: skyguy918 on April 11, 2018, 12:15:53 PM
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Post by: Dan on April 11, 2018, 12:28:41 PM
;D
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Post by: Something Fishy on April 11, 2018, 01:05:38 PM
Meh. Never had that problem.
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Post by: whYME on April 11, 2018, 02:11:00 PM
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Post by: aygart on April 12, 2018, 10:14:02 AM
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Post by: coralsnake on April 12, 2018, 11:01:53 AM
My 2 favorite tweets on this:

(https://i.gyazo.com/84b4b83edfa63c41831663626fc8ebdd.png)

And:


(https://i.gyazo.com/d59e3b6824e3aaaa6f395cd6713c9c20.png)
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Post by: Mordyk on April 12, 2018, 12:01:09 PM
please explain this one. i dont get it :-\
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Post by: skyguy918 on April 12, 2018, 12:50:04 PM
please explain this one. i dont get it :-\
Don't worry, you're not missing much. Comedy is not Ben's strong suit.

But since you asked, it's a Godfather II reference.
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Post by: Yehuda57 on April 23, 2018, 11:08:16 PM
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Post by: ExGingi on April 24, 2018, 11:52:05 AM
Meh. Never had that problem.

You were born over 5'7", or did you just skip that to go from 5'6" to 5'8" and taller?
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Something Fishy on April 24, 2018, 12:07:08 PM
You were born over 5'7", or did you just skip that to go from 5'6" to 5'8" and taller?

I was 5-7 for about a day. I went from around 5-4 to 5-8 in under 8 weeks.

I literally grew half an inch every week. 'Twas a fun summer.
Title: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Abey on April 25, 2018, 10:37:52 AM
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Never turn your back on a cowboy who has just taken off his glasses
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Post by: whYME on April 26, 2018, 10:37:42 AM
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Post by: Dan on April 26, 2018, 01:22:01 PM
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Post by: whYME on April 26, 2018, 01:26:17 PM
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Post by: aygart on April 26, 2018, 01:42:30 PM
Neither does anyone else.
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Post by: whYME on April 27, 2018, 02:20:52 PM
A bunch of gems in this thread:

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Post by: skyguy918 on April 27, 2018, 02:36:03 PM
A bunch of gems in this thread:

The names put them over the top.
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Post by: whYME on May 07, 2018, 10:30:35 AM
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Post by: Dan on May 09, 2018, 08:15:38 AM
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Post by: yesitsme on May 10, 2018, 03:02:31 AM
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Post by: whYME on May 10, 2018, 11:06:00 AM
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Post by: yakov116 on May 13, 2018, 11:09:04 PM
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Post by: yesitsme on May 28, 2018, 08:44:30 PM
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Post by: yesitsme on May 29, 2018, 07:48:56 PM

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Post by: Yammer on May 29, 2018, 10:06:48 PM



I wonder how many ppl here know what Myspace is...


Lol


So true.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: yesitsme on May 31, 2018, 05:33:10 PM
Random??
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Post by: yitzgar on May 31, 2018, 06:12:20 PM
He does ones like that all the time
Random??
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: elit on June 05, 2018, 11:00:10 AM
.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180605/97cc512097c425a72dec8e5f54e2c3ac.jpg)
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on June 06, 2018, 06:17:09 PM
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Post by: whYME on June 06, 2018, 06:56:18 PM
The sad thing is this is actually serious, at first I thought it was a joke.
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Post by: Something Fishy on June 06, 2018, 07:31:10 PM
Hope is restored.

?s=19
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Post by: aygart on June 07, 2018, 10:58:20 AM
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Post by: davidrotts63 on June 07, 2018, 01:37:02 PM
1004778720756891649[/tweet]?s=20] (http://[tweet)Invalid Tweet ID?s=20[/URL]
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: yesitsme on June 08, 2018, 02:46:42 PM
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Post by: aygart on June 08, 2018, 02:54:31 PM
I wouldn't put the odds high at all?
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Post by: Abey on June 22, 2018, 10:55:37 AM
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Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: aygart on June 25, 2018, 11:10:15 AM
WOW!

Translated from Persian by Microsoft[/font][/size][/size]Chanting death to Palestine _ June 4 _ lalezar Street Viva the youth at our promise tonight around Iran Iran ✌️✌️ Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: Something Fishy on June 29, 2018, 12:35:22 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: Dan on June 29, 2018, 12:37:44 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
:D
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Post by: skyguy918 on June 29, 2018, 01:11:17 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
That's an awful lot of typing for a simple RBG is old joke.
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Post by: aygart on July 02, 2018, 03:37:36 PM
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Post by: whYME on July 03, 2018, 03:52:40 PM
Probably not the video I would use if I was trying to convince people not to play with fireworks...

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Post by: shapsam on July 03, 2018, 05:22:23 PM
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A new vocabulary teacher in town!
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Post by: cholent on July 03, 2018, 05:27:58 PM
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A new vocabulary teacher in town!
*pore
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Post by: aygart on July 04, 2018, 11:00:03 AM
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Post by: gingyguy on July 18, 2018, 01:43:14 PM
"
no words
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Post by: Mordyk on July 18, 2018, 01:45:48 PM
"
no words
self hating jew. is that too many words?
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: shapsam on July 22, 2018, 05:23:27 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: GAM Z. on July 23, 2018, 12:32:32 AM
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In the end it worked out for the kid. Javy sent over two baseballs, one of them autographed!
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Post by: skyguy918 on July 23, 2018, 03:03:37 PM
In the end it worked out for the kid. Javy sent over two baseballs, one of them autographed!
Also reports on Twitter that the guy had already given that kid a ball earlier (which the kid is holding together with the Baez ball in the pic going around), and that this ball they just took a pic with and gave it to a different kid that hadn't gotten one yet.
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Post by: GAM Z. on July 23, 2018, 03:17:32 PM
Also reports on Twitter that the guy had already given that kid a ball earlier (which the kid is holding together with the Baez ball in the pic going around), and that this ball they just took a pic with and gave it to a different kid that hadn't gotten one yet.
Yea, I saw that today. Moral of the story is to be dan l'kaff zechus
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: yesitsme on July 29, 2018, 08:42:50 PM
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Post by: Dan on August 01, 2018, 08:03:38 PM
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Post by: davidrotts63 on August 01, 2018, 08:21:16 PM
From DDFs own.
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Post by: Dan on August 01, 2018, 08:24:17 PM
From DDFs own.
Yup. And it's gold.
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Post by: davidrotts63 on August 01, 2018, 08:25:24 PM
Yup. And it's gold.
Like all of his.
He knows we have high standards for him.
Title: Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
Post by: TimT on August 01, 2018, 08:36:47 PM
Like all of his.
You mean like this ? :D

Reading a @DansDeals post about a topic usually leaves you feeling smarter. Reading the comments, however, has the reverse affect.
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on August 01, 2018, 08:43:52 PM
You mean like this ? :D

Reading a @DansDeals post about a topic usually leaves you feeling smarter. Reading the comments, however, has the reverse affect.
So his readers are idiots?
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Post by: TimT on August 01, 2018, 08:53:54 PM
So his readers are idiots?
Decide for yourself (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=6071.0)
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Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on August 01, 2018, 08:56:12 PM
Decide for yourself (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=6071.0)
I decide a long time ago.  ;)
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Post by: Yehuda57 on August 01, 2018, 09:01:10 PM

How many DDF likes will one twitter like be worth after the merger?
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Post by: Yehuda57 on August 01, 2018, 09:54:33 PM
He knows we have high standards for him.

He does?
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Post by: davidrotts63 on August 01, 2018, 09:55:36 PM
He does?
Either that or his low standards are our highs.
Did you notice his like to post ratio as well?
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Post by: Yehuda57 on August 01, 2018, 10:18:26 PM
Either that or his low standards are our highs.
Did you notice his like to post ratio as well?

He definitely thinks that speaking of oneself in third person is about the most obnoxious one can get.
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Post by: username on August 03, 2018, 12:33:44 AM
Reading a @DansDeals post about a topic usually leaves you feeling smarter. Reading the comments, however, has the reverse affect.
So his readers are idiots?
Commentors
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Post by: yesitsme on August 22, 2018, 03:51:33 PM


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Post by: Yehuda57 on August 27, 2018, 10:38:56 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: shapsam on August 27, 2018, 02:46:28 PM
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Post by: elit on August 27, 2018, 11:27:45 PM
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Post by: 12HRS on August 29, 2018, 07:40:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2zxtOfe.png)

Bloody Mary worked well...
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Post by: Yehuda57 on September 06, 2018, 03:56:41 PM
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Post by: Dawie on September 06, 2018, 04:29:01 PM
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Post by: whYME on September 06, 2018, 04:46:03 PM
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Post by: aygart on September 07, 2018, 11:23:00 AM
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Post by: Yehuda57 on September 07, 2018, 11:59:58 AM

Cory Booker has been to Twitter what a price mistake is to DDF
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Post by: ADG on September 13, 2018, 02:12:21 PM
anyone see POTUS destroying jamie dimon tweet?
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Post by: gingyguy on September 13, 2018, 02:29:06 PM
anyone see POTUS destroying jamie dimon tweet?
here you have it
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Post by: whYME on October 10, 2018, 02:14:52 PM
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Post by: aygart on October 11, 2018, 09:48:04 AM

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/craigsilverman/competitive-barefoot-runner-acorns-eric-curtis-hoax

"I cant believe BuzzFeed was the one who actually fact checked."
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Post by: yesitsme on October 16, 2018, 11:32:04 PM
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Post by: yandmk on October 17, 2018, 05:36:08 PM
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Post by: Abey on October 18, 2018, 10:27:49 AM
Invalid Tweet ID?s=12
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Post by: shapsam on October 18, 2018, 02:07:20 PM
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Post by: shapsam on October 18, 2018, 02:11:51 PM
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Post by: aygart on October 19, 2018, 08:47:18 AM
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Post by: Dawie on October 19, 2018, 10:25:51 AM
to which Mrs Aygart responded...?
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Post by: aygart on October 19, 2018, 11:41:26 AM
to which Mrs Aygart responded...?
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Post by: skyguy918 on October 19, 2018, 12:06:02 PM
The crazy part is, he fouled up a perfectly good point with a really dumb line. If you click through and read the actual article, he's talking the African continent as a whole. And there's no question that more 'education' would lead to lower birth rates, as is has everywhere in the world (with the obvious exception of all fundamental versions of religions). Where he muddles that up is with the line that's phrased to bring the same concept down to the individual level. Maybe he truly believes that, maybe he doesn't.
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Post by: yesitsme on October 21, 2018, 11:08:01 AM
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Post by: Dawie on October 21, 2018, 12:30:51 PM
LMAO!!!!!!
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Post by: yesitsme on October 29, 2018, 05:32:36 PM
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Post by: shapsam on October 30, 2018, 05:53:21 PM
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Post by: shapsam on November 01, 2018, 01:14:12 PM
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Post by: BZ12 on November 01, 2018, 09:57:40 PM
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Post by: yesitsme on November 04, 2018, 01:04:03 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: whYME on November 15, 2018, 01:02:03 PM
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Post by: justaregularguy on November 15, 2018, 08:51:26 PM
its not real fire just those little LEGO fires everywhere ...
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Post by: Dan on November 18, 2018, 01:07:51 PM
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Post by: Tuna Baygel on November 18, 2018, 05:20:34 PM
Its called the kosher zone
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Post by: shapsam on November 18, 2018, 08:49:43 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: thaber on November 18, 2018, 11:33:22 PM
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That's so stupid and so funny at the same time
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Post by: whYME on November 19, 2018, 12:03:21 PM
That's so stupid and so funny at the same time
You just described half the internet.
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Post by: ExGingi on November 19, 2018, 12:19:47 PM
You just described half the internet.
Now, could you be so kind as to describe the other half?
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Post by: yitzgar on November 19, 2018, 12:26:32 PM
Now, could you be so kind as to describe the other half?
Stupid and unfunny
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Post by: Ergel on December 03, 2018, 08:01:00 AM
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Post by: good sam on December 04, 2018, 10:57:41 PM
 .
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Post by: whYME on December 05, 2018, 10:19:27 AM
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Post by: Amusch on December 10, 2018, 09:54:08 AM
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Post by: yesitsme on December 26, 2018, 08:56:01 PM
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Post by: yesitsme on December 30, 2018, 01:18:39 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: yesitsme on December 30, 2018, 01:21:30 AM

https://unifil.unmissions.org/update-investigation-cross-blue-line-tunnels
ווי ס׳איז דא תורה איז דא חכמה
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Post by: yesitsme on December 30, 2018, 11:17:57 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: yesitsme on December 30, 2018, 11:19:29 PM
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Post by: yesitsme on January 02, 2019, 11:40:26 AM

realDonalTrump  Missed a 'D'
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Post by: shapsam on January 03, 2019, 11:43:37 AM
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Post by: BZ12 on January 03, 2019, 03:28:35 PM
Read entire thread

Patrick Skinner, beat cop at 3rd Precinct in Savannah, Georgia


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Post by: whYME on January 04, 2019, 11:12:40 AM
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Post by: Yehuda57 on January 08, 2019, 09:08:09 PM
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Post by: yesitsme on January 16, 2019, 10:22:56 PM
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Post by: ludmila on January 16, 2019, 10:28:34 PM
That is pretty heavy snow for Jerusalem, and it did not snow in Boston yet? :)
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Post by: yesitsme on January 16, 2019, 10:31:17 PM
That is pretty heavy snow for Jerusalem, and it did not snow in Boston yet? :)
Global Warming Climate change
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Post by: yesitsme on January 21, 2019, 08:55:08 PM
it was scary

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Post by: yesitsme on January 22, 2019, 12:52:58 AM
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Post by: Eliyohu on January 24, 2019, 04:04:17 PM
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And for those of us who are blocked on Twitter..

LMAO
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Post by: Yehuda57 on January 28, 2019, 05:23:41 PM
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Post by: shapsam on February 05, 2019, 04:25:13 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: shapsam on February 05, 2019, 10:46:41 PM
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Post by: shapsam on February 05, 2019, 11:06:29 PM
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Post by: yesitsme on February 11, 2019, 04:54:58 PM
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Post by: Yehuda57 on February 14, 2019, 12:19:18 PM
Check out the hashtag #askrabbisarsour and pick your favorites
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Post by: gingyguy on February 14, 2019, 12:47:55 PM
Check out the hashtag #askrabbisarsour and pick your favorites
Rofl!
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Post by: Abey on March 02, 2019, 10:50:15 PM
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Post by: Dan on March 03, 2019, 06:55:28 PM
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Post by: Something Fishy on March 03, 2019, 09:10:28 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: Yehuda57 on March 07, 2019, 01:06:32 PM
?s=19
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Post by: yesitsme on March 10, 2019, 01:16:18 AM
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Post by: stooges44 on March 12, 2019, 11:19:16 AM
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Post by: yoohoo on March 22, 2019, 01:21:17 PM
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Post by: Dan on March 22, 2019, 01:28:41 PM
Just get rid of the question. Unreal.
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Post by: joey89 on March 22, 2019, 01:33:24 PM
Just get rid of the question. Unreal.
Cant pander that way
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Post by: davidrotts63 on March 23, 2019, 08:52:24 PM
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Post by: Something Fishy on March 24, 2019, 01:43:43 AM
?s=19
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Post by: yesitsme on March 26, 2019, 12:55:03 AM
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Post by: shapsam on March 31, 2019, 08:34:08 PM
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Post by: good sam on April 01, 2019, 01:05:49 AM
I guess he's back.
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Post by: shapsam on April 02, 2019, 02:15:52 PM
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Post by: hvaces42 on April 02, 2019, 02:52:17 PM
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Post by: Dan on April 02, 2019, 09:04:41 PM
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56419508_10161538394845058_7008367384088018944_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_eui2=AeEAzJG3DFMqxhP84N8Z0UuoMLFoRVpyuKBg00W94DBUqsknk7dnT1OGZ_MgF2j7tOI7ai_RaDjNbx2l-hsZiCvUDxSQbOX2MXrM-T0i8GR_ng&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=f68e6f1136c9cd9d76e23bc0a8ff7365&oe=5D0E409A)
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Post by: yitzgar on April 02, 2019, 10:09:59 PM
Nice lineup
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Post by: Mordyk on April 02, 2019, 11:42:28 PM
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56419508_10161538394845058_7008367384088018944_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_eui2=AeEAzJG3DFMqxhP84N8Z0UuoMLFoRVpyuKBg00W94DBUqsknk7dnT1OGZ_MgF2j7tOI7ai_RaDjNbx2l-hsZiCvUDxSQbOX2MXrM-T0i8GR_ng&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=f68e6f1136c9cd9d76e23bc0a8ff7365&oe=5D0E409A)
with this idiot getting so much attention I'm really losing faith in humanity
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Post by: Mordyk on April 03, 2019, 10:59:34 AM
with this idiot getting so much attention I'm really losing faith in humanity
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Post by: stooges44 on April 03, 2019, 11:08:41 AM


Love it!! and so true it's so sad  ::)
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Post by: shapsam on April 14, 2019, 11:10:55 PM
?s=19
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Post by: Something Fishy on April 14, 2019, 11:43:24 PM
?s=19

?
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Post by: hvaces42 on April 15, 2019, 11:46:59 AM
The go to word used to be "allegedly" and that was supposed to cover them from libel and slander. Now they just report two stories and you figure it out. X Palestinians shot after Israeli stabbing.
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Post by: yesitsme on April 17, 2019, 01:02:01 AM
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Post by: shapsam on April 17, 2019, 11:54:32 AM
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Post by: shapsam on April 19, 2019, 04:36:10 PM
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Post by: davidrotts63 on April 22, 2019, 12:52:11 PM
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Post by: ExGingi on April 23, 2019, 03:51:30 PM
?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Enews%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
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Post by: shapsam on April 23, 2019, 09:41:50 PM
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Post by: 12HRS on April 25, 2019, 11:46:02 AM

Comments here are awesome
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Post by: davidrotts63 on April 25, 2019, 11:55:50 AM

Comments here are awesome
Seems like most people are echoing this.
Looks to me like he's being a well mannered little Jewish kid and allowing that guy to keep it.
And thankfully among those Pesach jokes there is a nice Kiddush Hashem.
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Post by: Something Fishy on April 25, 2019, 01:14:20 PM
Title: Re: Random questions.
Post by: churnbabychurn on April 28, 2019, 12:17:16 AM
Check out @hasidic_1s Tweet: ?s=09

Is it traditional for satmar/ other chasidim to say yechi? Or is this a new thing.

I always thought it was a chabad thing only.
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Post by: davidrotts63 on April 28, 2019, 12:24:10 AM
Not sure the answer. But I'm sure you noted the key difference that this isn't kefirah...
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Post by: JoeyShmoe on April 29, 2019, 02:07:05 PM
FALSE!!!

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE!!!
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Post by: yesitsme on May 03, 2019, 12:57:04 AM

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Post by: yesitsme on May 03, 2019, 01:37:24 AM

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Post by: yesitsme on May 05, 2019, 11:44:05 PM
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Post by: shapsam on May 06, 2019, 08:22:48 AM
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Post by: yesitsme on May 06, 2019, 11:33:22 PM
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Post by: shapsam on May 08, 2019, 10:04:16 AM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: yesitsme on May 09, 2019, 02:15:18 AM
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Post by: shapsam on May 10, 2019, 12:17:28 AM
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Post by: yesitsme on May 15, 2019, 01:19:23 AM
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Post by: yesitsme on May 16, 2019, 11:20:24 PM


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Post by: shapsam on May 17, 2019, 07:50:02 AM
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Post by: gingyguy on May 27, 2019, 02:29:24 PM
  This
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Post by: th0306 on May 27, 2019, 08:36:36 PM


Is that a mistake in the President's tweet?

a instead of at
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Post by: joey89 on May 27, 2019, 08:41:29 PM
Is that a mistake in the President's tweet?

a instead of at
Covfefe?
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Post by: Something Fishy on May 28, 2019, 09:53:59 PM
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Post by: Something Fishy on June 05, 2019, 03:50:26 PM
Uh.... Say what now?

Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: whYME on June 05, 2019, 04:21:59 PM
Uh.... Say what now?

Invalid Tweet ID
"representing the allied nations that took part in D-Day." well half of that is true.
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Post by: Ygold on June 16, 2019, 03:21:51 PM
Maybe this really ought to be in its own thread, but here goes.

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Post by: Dan on June 16, 2019, 07:21:23 PM
Why isn't Trump spelled with a ף ?

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Post by: th0306 on June 16, 2019, 07:34:53 PM
Why isn't Trump spelled with a ף ?


Because there is no such thing as ףּ in hebrew just like 7 אפּ
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Post by: chff on June 16, 2019, 07:50:21 PM
Why isn't Trump spelled with a ף ?

Like everyone I know will write camp as קעמפ, saw once a Rebbe of mine insist it's קעמף
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Post by: Mordyk on June 16, 2019, 08:38:03 PM
Maybe this really ought to be in its own thread, but here goes.

Lol. I would love to know what article they are referring to
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Post by: shapsam on June 19, 2019, 08:37:04 PM
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Post by: Yehuda57 on June 22, 2019, 11:47:19 PM
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Post by: Something Fishy on June 23, 2019, 12:19:34 AM
Like everyone I know will write camp as קעמפ, saw once a Rebbe of mine insist it's קעמף

Ah yes, the happy childhood memories I cherish from מיין קעמף
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Post by: yeshivabucher on June 23, 2019, 07:08:33 AM
Ah yes, the happy childhood memories I cherish from מיין קעמף
rofl was actually thinking that
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Post by: Something Fishy on June 24, 2019, 10:37:29 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to "tefillin date".
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Post by: Dan on June 27, 2019, 11:27:57 AM
Check out @hasidic_1s Tweet: ?s=09

Is it traditional for satmar/ other chasidim to say yechi? Or is this a new thing.

I always thought it was a chabad thing only.
Chassidim of all stripes have been saying yechi for generations.
Chabad tune is certainly catchier though.
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Post by: shoobi on June 27, 2019, 11:39:41 AM

Epic trolling!
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Post by: doodle on June 27, 2019, 11:49:13 AM
Chassidim of all stripes have been saying yechi for generations.
Chabad tune is certainly catchier though.
Did you just make that up ??
Or do you have any source at all ??
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Post by: Yehuda57 on June 27, 2019, 12:20:19 PM
Did you just make that up ??
Or do you have any source at all ??

Just listen and hear for yourself.
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Post by: doodle on June 27, 2019, 06:29:33 PM
Just listen and hear for yourself.
Huh??
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Post by: Baruch on June 27, 2019, 07:26:44 PM
וַתִּקֹּד בַּת שֶׁבַע אַפַּיִם אֶרֶץ וַתִּשְׁתַּחוּ לַמֶּלֶךְ וַתֹּאמֶר יְחִי אֲדֹנִי הַמֶּלֶךְ דָּוִד לְעֹלָם

וַיֹּאמֶר שְׁמוּאֵל אֶל כָּל הָעָם הַרְּאִיתֶם אֲשֶׁר בָּחַר בּוֹ יְהוָה כִּי אֵין כָּמֹהוּ בְּכָל הָעָם וַיָּרִעוּ כָל הָעָם וַיֹּאמְרוּ יְחִי הַמֶּלֶךְ
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Post by: doodle on June 27, 2019, 08:26:26 PM
וַתִּקֹּד בַּת שֶׁבַע אַפַּיִם אֶרֶץ וַתִּשְׁתַּחוּ לַמֶּלֶךְ וַתֹּאמֶר יְחִי אֲדֹנִי הַמֶּלֶךְ דָּוִד לְעֹלָם

וַיֹּאמֶר שְׁמוּאֵל אֶל כָּל הָעָם הַרְּאִיתֶם אֲשֶׁר בָּחַר בּוֹ יְהוָה כִּי אֵין כָּמֹהוּ בְּכָל הָעָם וַיָּרִעוּ כָל הָעָם וַיֹּאמְרוּ יְחִי הַמֶּלֶךְ
Huh??
Obviously.. thats in Tanach
Is there any source for saying Melech HaMoshiach ??
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Post by: doodle on June 27, 2019, 08:28:11 PM
In case you have a hard time with Hebrew .
Yechi HaMelech means long live the King . Thats a universal thing .
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Post by: zh cohen on June 27, 2019, 11:00:19 PM
Huh??
Obviously.. thats in Tanach
Is there any source for saying Melech HaMoshiach ??

Who mentioned "melech haMoshiach" in this thread?
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Post by: doodle on June 28, 2019, 12:25:14 AM
Who mentioned "melech haMoshiach" in this thread?
Read the thread ...
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Post by: zh cohen on June 28, 2019, 01:29:12 AM
Read the thread ...

Please point me to what you think I missed.

Check out @hasidic_1s Tweet: ?s=09

Is it traditional for satmar/ other chasidim to say yechi? Or is this a new thing.

I always thought it was a chabad thing only.

Chassidim of all stripes have been saying yechi for generations.
Chabad tune is certainly catchier though.

Did you just make that up ??
Or do you have any source at all ??

Just listen and hear for yourself.

Huh??

וַתִּקֹּד בַּת שֶׁבַע אַפַּיִם אֶרֶץ וַתִּשְׁתַּחוּ לַמֶּלֶךְ וַתֹּאמֶר יְחִי אֲדֹנִי הַמֶּלֶךְ דָּוִד לְעֹלָם

וַיֹּאמֶר שְׁמוּאֵל אֶל כָּל הָעָם הַרְּאִיתֶם אֲשֶׁר בָּחַר בּוֹ יְהוָה כִּי אֵין כָּמֹהוּ בְּכָל הָעָם וַיָּרִעוּ כָל הָעָם וַיֹּאמְרוּ יְחִי הַמֶּלֶךְ

Huh??
Obviously.. thats in Tanach
Is there any source for saying Melech HaMoshiach ??


I bolded the first time Melech haMoshiach was mentioned in this conversation. It was you who brought it up.

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Post by: doodle on June 30, 2019, 06:46:48 PM
You are right !
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Post by: chff on June 30, 2019, 08:26:41 PM
Uh.... Say what now?

Invalid Tweet ID
Tweet deleted
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Post by: Something Fishy on June 30, 2019, 11:30:37 PM
Tweet deleted

https://dailycaller.com/2019/06/05/queen-dday-angela-merkle-allies/
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Post by: Something Fishy on July 03, 2019, 01:24:25 AM
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Post by: as2 on July 03, 2019, 03:30:41 PM
That's great! I've seen the calmer American version where it's a speeding ticket, but this is another level.
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Post by: sguitarist18 on July 03, 2019, 04:19:49 PM
This is how they give speeding tickets in Russia.
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Post by: Dan on July 03, 2019, 04:21:48 PM
In Russia you don't get engaged. Engaged gets you.
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Post by: Something Fishy on July 03, 2019, 05:28:13 PM
In Russia you don't get engaged. Engaged gets you.

LMAO
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Post by: shapsam on July 03, 2019, 11:52:24 PM
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Post by: YitzyS on July 05, 2019, 03:36:59 PM
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Post by: stooges44 on July 08, 2019, 11:21:34 AM
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Post by: shapsam on July 09, 2019, 07:46:00 AM
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Post by: shapsam on July 09, 2019, 08:52:50 AM
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Post by: Murphys Law on July 09, 2019, 07:38:10 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: Yehuda57 on July 23, 2019, 09:52:04 AM
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Post by: ExGingi on July 23, 2019, 03:48:36 PM

This blogger just made headlines with his visit to Israel. Apparently a pro-Israel Saudi Blogger that knows Hebrew...

Yet, his command of the Hebrew language has limitations. And since Arabic has no P sound, and it is substituted with a B, there is sometimes confusion, which seems to have lead to his attempted spelling of Bereisheet to read as FREE S....
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Post by: Pad18 on July 23, 2019, 03:54:37 PM

This blogger just made headlines with his visit to Israel. Apparently a pro-Israel Saudi Blogger that knows Hebrew...

Yet, his command of the Hebrew language has limitations. And since Arabic has no P sound, and it is substituted with a B, there is sometimes confusion, which seems to have lead to his attempted spelling of Bereisheet to read as FREE S....

Check he's retweet of 3 days ago ..
?s=20 lol
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Post by: shapsam on July 28, 2019, 03:25:21 PM
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Post by: YitzyS on August 01, 2019, 12:28:17 PM
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Post by: Yehuda57 on August 06, 2019, 12:03:27 PM
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Post by: Pad18 on August 06, 2019, 12:24:33 PM

ALOL !

I think they should dance with him next time, will be even better
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Post by: Yehuda57 on August 06, 2019, 12:30:41 PM
ALOL !

I think they should dance with him next time, will be even better

At last, the Palestinians can feel true harassment - the pain of a guy trying to daven in 770, or a random dude in Manhattan who is reluctant to put on Tefillin.
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Post by: ExGingi on August 06, 2019, 12:38:37 PM

Thanks for the laugh. It was really good. And absolutely:

At last, the Palestinians can feel true harassment - the pain of a guy trying to daven in 770, or a random dude in Manhattan who is reluctant to put on Tefillin.
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Post by: stooges44 on August 07, 2019, 10:11:34 AM
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Post by: chff on August 12, 2019, 06:57:06 PM
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, were about to board the flight to Salt Lake City...
Will the ONLY passenger on this flight kindly board at this time

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Post by: shapsam on August 15, 2019, 11:13:23 PM
Invalid Tweet ID
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Post by: shapsam on September 12, 2019, 07:33:31 PM
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Post by: shapsam on September 15, 2019, 08:17:51 PM
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Post by: YitzyS on September 15, 2019, 08:41:54 PM
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Post by: shapsam on September 19, 2019, 07:19:09 PM
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Post by: stooges44 on September 23, 2019, 12:27:12 PM
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Post by: skyguy918 on September 23, 2019, 12:32:53 PM
Someone explain #3?
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Post by: yitzgar on September 23, 2019, 01:33:23 PM
Someone explain #3?
Fast or slow chazaras hashatz
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Post by: 12HRS on September 23, 2019, 04:03:16 PM
Cant believe he missed the Kaddish Fighters
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Post by: Dan on September 26, 2019, 06:00:25 PM
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Post by: stooges44 on October 03, 2019, 12:08:33 PM
(https://i.gyazo.com/b119f930c2f70430dd56757f5d75fc1f.png)


It's since been corrected  ::)

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Post by: good sam on October 10, 2019, 05:14:55 PM
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Post by: Dan on October 17, 2019, 12:35:59 PM
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Post by: Dan on October 17, 2019, 01:10:57 PM
?lang=en