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Title: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 07, 2011, 12:46:02 PM
Warning: Send me a stupid email and it will end up here...

Or are you doing it so you get less annoying emails?
+100
The less the better. 

Someone just sent me an email wondering why AMEX won't let her transfer points to Chase like I said they would?

The most common response was: why did i get an email today with deals ending yesterday?

The feedburner emails always bring out the most intelligent responses.  Here's another:
"Still waiting to hear back from you regarding a defective DVD player I bought months ago. I e-mailed you the requested info and called a number of time. I would really appreciate the customer service to get this straightened out!"

Or "could you tell me something about time stamps?  this email says 7:14 on Fri.
i knew the LaCoste was yesterrday--Thursday and the "headline" gives the impression it is today--Friday, but when you open it up, it does allude to Thursday.
so my question is regarding not just this email but others that i have received from others with deadlines from the day before, why nad how does this happen.  Your "timeline" says Friday but some of the emails I have received from others were time stamped "yesterday."


Or "I was curious about receiving e-mails on Shabbos. Are they done before the digest goes out on Shabbos? Just asking, thanks"
 

Or "note-you're sending "coupons" on the 28th that expired on the 27th"

And then you have those "I heard your email, www.DriveSafe.ly read it to me.I will get back to you soon."

Honestly if there weren't so many subscribers I would just turn the option off.
Title: Re: Re: DD daily email
Post by: Yordai Dooma on February 07, 2011, 12:54:18 PM
+100
The less the better. 

Someone just sent me an email wondering why AMEX won't let her transfer points to Chase like I said they would?

The most common response was: why did i get an email today with deals ending yesterday?

The feedburner emails always bring out the most intelligent responses.  Here's another:
"Still waiting to hear back from you regarding a defective DVD player I bought months ago. I e-mailed you the requested info and called a number of time. I would really appreciate the customer service to get this straightened out!"

Or "could you tell me something about time stamps?  this email says 7:14 on Fri.
i knew the LaCoste was yesterrday--Thursday and the "headline" gives the impression it is today--Friday, but when you open it up, it does allude to Thursday.
so my question is regarding not just this email but others that i have received from others with deadlines from the day before, why nad how does this happen.  Your "timeline" says Friday but some of the emails I have received from others were time stamped "yesterday."


Or "I was curious about receiving e-mails on Shabbos. Are they done before the digest goes out on Shabbos? Just asking, thanks"
 

Or "note-you're sending "coupons" on the 28th that expired on the 27th"

And then you have those "I heard your email, www.DriveSafe.ly read it to me.I will get back to you soon."

Honestly if there weren't so many subscribers I would just turn the option off.

ok, all i can say is WOW! Those emails deserve a thread on their own. Maybe you should post them someplace as you receive them so we can all have some good laughs.

I choked just trying to read that timestamp one.

I rest my case...if its the annoyance factor, im sure i can find another way to get updates in the AM. (was using a site called http://www.followthatpage.com/ for a while). It was very nice to have the morning email, but if it brings in less of these, just keep it status quo. (Could you at least call me back about the defective DVD player?? ;))
Title: Re: Re: DD daily email
Post by: Yellow on February 07, 2011, 12:59:40 PM

The feedburner emails always bring out the most intelligent responses.  Here's another:
"Still waiting to hear back from you regarding a defective DVD player I bought months ago. I e-mailed you the requested info and called a number of time. I would really appreciate the customer service to get this straightened out!"
Since when do you offer dvd player customer care?  ;D
Title: Re: Re: DD daily email
Post by: Dan on February 16, 2011, 03:39:42 PM
Recent responses to the email.

"Is it worth test-driving a Lincoln for a couple of days?"

"Pls call me, Thx 917-..."

"there is a 75.000 mile offer from aa"


   
"Is it too late for the deal on Abigail's missed it because my phone line was down Any other good deals on restaurants.Want to take my wife out to a nice place for lunch Monday
Thx"
Title: Re: Re: DD daily email
Post by: Yordai Dooma on February 16, 2011, 03:44:45 PM
Recent responses to the email.

"Is it worth test-driving a Lincoln for a couple of days?"

"Pls call me, Thx 917-..."

"there is a 75.000 mile offer from aa"


   
"Is it too late for the deal on Abigail's missed it because my phone line was down Any other good deals on restaurants.Want to take my wife out to a nice place for lunch Monday
Thx"


Nice! Gotta love these!

Reminds of 1:20 in this youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc)
If you havent seen this, its worth watching the whole thing ;D ;D
Title: Re: Re: DD daily email
Post by: me on February 16, 2011, 04:10:32 PM
Recent responses to the email.

"Is it worth test-driving a Lincoln for a couple of days?"

"Pls call me, Thx 917-..."

"there is a 75.000 mile offer from aa"


   
"Is it too late for the deal on Abigail's missed it because my phone line was down Any other good deals on restaurants.Want to take my wife out to a nice place for lunch Monday
Thx"


These are the best posts :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 16, 2011, 08:51:30 PM
"Hi Dan, I'm A Big Fan Of Your Site. Thanx For All Your Hard Work In
Helping Everyone Save Money. I'd Like To Introduce You To A Company
Called "My Harvest America" . This Company Offers Two Very Hot Items.
One Is A $300 Visa Gift Card That Can Be Purchased For Only $255! The
2nd Item Is A Walmart Gift With A $200 Value - Being Sold For Only
$120 . This Is In Fact Similar To An MLM, Except That This Is A Direct
Markering MLM. I'm Doing To Make Money On Commissions But I Would Like
You To List It On Your Site Solely For The Benefit Of Your Readers. In
Fact, You Can Be The Referee On Anybody That Signs Up Through Your
Site. I Just Want To Spread The Word That You Can Easily Make $170  A
Month. (The Visa Card Is Limited To One Per Month And The Walmart
Cards Are Limited To Two Per Month) Thank You For Reading. If Would
Like Further Information About This Program, You Can Either Reply To
This Email Address, Or Send "Show Me How" To <>@Gmail.com
And The Auto Responder Will Send Back Exact Instruction And Details
About The Program."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on February 16, 2011, 11:42:26 PM
When People Type Like That I Find It To Be So Annoying :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 17, 2011, 12:41:37 AM
When People Type Like That I Find It To Be So Annoying :D
Yes I Most Definitely Agree.
I Wonder If The Emailer (And Frequent Commenter) Is A Forum Member?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: HSS on February 17, 2011, 02:08:04 AM
"Hi Dan, I'm A Big Fan Of Your Site. Thanx For All Your Hard Work In
Helping Everyone Save Money. ...... I Just Want To Spread The Word That You Can Easily Make $170  A
Month."


Dan, come on are you really gonna pass up an MLM opportunity which could earn you a FULL $170 a month!!??? ;) lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: how on February 17, 2011, 06:13:08 AM
This guy advertises his deal in the yated too!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: elikay on February 17, 2011, 08:23:54 AM
Its (too) many guys.... (not necessarily the same one).
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Chaikel on February 17, 2011, 01:43:55 PM
Now I'm getting calls that the Hard drive is the wrong price
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on March 05, 2011, 10:09:04 PM
hello dany

lasle week one car crash me at the ohel and the guy left without excuse i want to know who this guy is but i dont want to sue him in court for that i have the licence plate number but i could find online how to know the name (the guy look like satmenr?!!)
the plate is a new york plate "xxxxxxx" if you can help i will be very very happy.

thank you.
xxxx
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on March 05, 2011, 10:18:55 PM
hello dany

lasle week one car crash me at the ohel and the guy left without excuse i want to know who this guy is but i dont want to sue him in court for that i have the licence plate number but i could find online how to know the name (the guy look like satmenr?!!)
the plate is a new york plate "xxxxxxx" if you can help i will be very very happy.

thank you.
xxxx


I'm going to stop sending you emails if I can't trust you to keep them confidential :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on March 05, 2011, 10:22:23 PM
I'm going to stop sending you emails if I can't trust you to keep them confidential :P
It does say clearly on the site not to send me any personal emails :P
Send at your own risk!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on March 05, 2011, 10:25:30 PM
It does say clearly on the site not to send me any personal emails :P
Send at your own risk!

But Dany, I just wanted to find the satmenr guy... I thawt you cud help me...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on March 05, 2011, 10:29:12 PM
I'm going to stop sending you emails if I can't trust you to keep them confidential :P
On 2nd thought, I probably should delete this thread...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: me on March 05, 2011, 11:24:52 PM
On 2nd thought, I probably should delete this thread...

PLEASE DONT!!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yordai Dooma on March 05, 2011, 11:27:15 PM
PLEASE DONT!!
+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: eliteflyer on March 06, 2011, 01:47:46 AM
+1
too entertaining
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on March 06, 2011, 02:37:31 AM
Reminds of 1:20 in this youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc)
If you havent seen this, its worth watching the whole thing ;D ;D
You gotta see the autotuned version as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw)

too entertaining
+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yordai Dooma on March 06, 2011, 02:16:13 PM
You gotta see the autotuned version as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw)
+1
I was just googleing and found a marching band playing it as well...pretty humorous: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b14ee0ef46/bed-intruder-marching-band-remix?rel=player&playlist=317439
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 28, 2011, 06:54:25 PM
ROTFLMAO!
   

"Subject: DO NOT FAX ME!!!!

Yesterday I printed something of yours from your website; I wanted the
1st pg, pg. only.  But the printer kept going and I stopped it at 9
pages.
Just now 4:30 pm DST, without a request,  my printer (which was on and
in use all day) continued printing from your site and I noticed that
it would be a batch of 95!  Please remove or somehow disengage your
site from continuing to print even after a 'stop' or 'job cancel' is
requested.
Chani"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: regalhome on July 28, 2011, 07:18:48 PM
ROTFLMAO!
   

"Subject: DO NOT FAX ME!!!!

Yesterday I printed something of yours from your website; I wanted the
1st pg, pg. only.  But the printer kept going and I stopped it at 9
pages.
Just now 4:30 pm DST, without a request,  my printer (which was on and
in use all day) continued printing from your site and I noticed that
it would be a batch of 95!  Please remove or somehow disengage your
site from continuing to print even after a 'stop' or 'job cancel' is
requested.
Chani"
ROTFL
Got to love it
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: myb821 on July 28, 2011, 07:29:31 PM
thats hysterical
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Bh101 on July 28, 2011, 10:14:13 PM
thats hysterical
+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: YudiG on July 29, 2011, 08:54:33 AM
:)
Title: Re: Re: DD daily email
Post by: Simcha89 on August 07, 2011, 07:26:47 PM
Nice! Gotta love these!

Reminds of 1:20 in this youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc)
If you havent seen this, its worth watching the whole thing ;D ;D

Ill bet you hes the criminal in the story
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 07, 2012, 06:27:39 PM
Edited for posting here :P

2 minutes ago,
yudi: "I reall appreciate getting an e mail at the end of the f--king day of all the deals I missed! Just brilliant."

Last month from someone else,
ephraim: "f--k you dan"
Dan: "Sounds good what time?"
ephriam: "I THOUGHT YOU DON'T READ YOUR EMAILS SORRY!!! :)  I WAS TESTING YOU"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: PlatinumGuy on September 07, 2012, 06:31:40 PM
Edited for posting here :P

2 minutes ago,
yudi: "I reall appreciate getting an e mail at the end of the f--king day of all the deals I missed! Just brilliant."

Last month from someone else,
ephraim: "f--k you dan"
Dan: "Sounds good what time?"
ephriam: "I THOUGHT YOU DON'T READ YOUR EMAILS SORRY!!! :)  I WAS TESTING YOU"
Lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 07, 2012, 06:38:18 PM
"Was very disappointed that Dan's Deals did not email the Israel ticket deal till 3:15 pm, NY time.  By then, nothing much left to do about the opportunity, and the websites just kept jamming.  I look forward to hearing about stuff like that from you, but if you email it to your followers when it's over...not too helpful."


"Hello Dan,

I got the El-Al deal notification latter in the afternoon around the time its was already gone. I was very disappointed.

How can I I set up my registration to receive the alerts sooner?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: PlatinumGuy on September 07, 2012, 06:43:29 PM
"Was very disappointed that Dan's Deals did not email the Israel ticket deal till 3:15 pm, NY time.  By then, nothing much left to do about the opportunity, and the websites just kept jamming.  I look forward to hearing about stuff like that from you, but if you email it to your followers when it's over...not too helpful."


"Hello Dan,

I got the El-Al deal notification latter in the afternoon around the time its was already gone. I was very disappointed.

How can I I set up my registration to receive the alerts sooner?"
TPG used to sell (or try to anyway) multi tier memberships; Gold would come in at 7am, Silver 10am..
Title: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lcyitz on September 07, 2012, 07:16:05 PM
Edited for posting here :P

2 minutes ago,
yudi: "I reall appreciate getting an e mail at the end of the f--king day of all the deals I missed! Just brilliant."

Last month from someone else,
ephraim: "f--k you dan"
Dan: "Sounds good what time?"
ephriam: "I THOUGHT YOU DON'T READ YOUR EMAILS SORRY!!! :)  I WAS TESTING YOU"
Love it!!!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Chaikel on September 09, 2012, 02:49:59 AM
Edited for posting here :P

2 minutes ago,
yudi: "I reall appreciate getting an e mail at the end of the f--king day of all the deals I missed! Just brilliant."
You should take a play out of the UA playbook, and stop the emails alltogether ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 09, 2012, 02:52:16 AM
I'd be justified though, apparently people really don't understand what a daily digest means :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Chaikel on September 09, 2012, 03:36:55 AM
I'd be justified though, apparently people really don't understand what a daily digest means :P
The smile was about the UA part. I for one think you should do it 100%. Anytime one of these too good to be true deals come along, it'll be over long before the email goes out. Either set up instant email alerts (probably best idea), or send out an email with dumbed down instructions on how to set up twitter, along with a few weeks of emails warning that the emails are stopping. (I'm sure that will bring along it's own set of fun comments, but it will be over with eventually)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: sal2011 on September 09, 2012, 04:03:15 AM
oh no i sent dan a pm b4 i no this bout this thread hope it doesnt end up here :-\
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Saver2000 on September 09, 2012, 04:09:33 AM
oh no i sent dan a pm b4 i no this bout this thread hope it doesnt end up here :-\

Lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: YudiG on September 09, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
Edited for posting here :P

2 minutes ago,
yudi: "I reall appreciate getting an e mail at the end of the f--king day of all the deals I missed! Just brilliant."

Last month from someone else,
ephraim: "f--k you dan"
Dan: "Sounds good what time?"
ephriam: "I THOUGHT YOU DON'T READ YOUR EMAILS SORRY!!! :)  I WAS TESTING YOU"

FTR (for the record) no relation to the post from a similar namesake....but can't you mark their address as spam considering the language?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: sal2011 on September 09, 2012, 02:58:01 PM
ya but then he wont post it here ::) ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on November 02, 2012, 03:14:04 PM
"gut shabbos dan and who you voting for"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on November 02, 2012, 03:21:11 PM
"gut shabbos dan and who you voting for"
Reply that you aren't 40 yet but hoping for an exception :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on November 12, 2012, 10:53:14 PM
"Please register me for getting dan deals.
Thanks!"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: DP7 on November 12, 2012, 11:06:55 PM
"Please register me for getting dan deals.
Thanks!"

Can I do it and charge him?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lfas25 on November 13, 2012, 12:25:05 AM
I think this was by far the funniest thread I've read so far!!
I'm sure you could write a book from all your "entertaining" requests!!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 06, 2013, 03:36:26 PM
"what's the good of getting this email at 3:08 in the afternoon, if it's about a special until 11:00AM. Get your act together!!"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmermss on February 06, 2013, 03:45:57 PM
"what's the good of getting this email at 3:08 in the afternoon, if it's about a special until 11:00AM. Get your act together!!"
Lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on February 06, 2013, 04:05:01 PM
"what's the good of getting this email at 3:08 in the afternoon, if it's about a special until 11:00AM. Get your act together!!"
You're still getting those?!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: rots5 on February 06, 2013, 04:08:05 PM
I just saw this.  I can't wait to go thru them all. Love ppl like this. Makes me appreciate the nice you do for us
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: btab on February 06, 2013, 04:13:27 PM
I feel bad for them  :(

and for Dan  :(
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: wierdal832 on February 06, 2013, 10:12:04 PM
goda tell you, after a day of work, i was rotfl after reading this thread

thanks! keep them coming
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Chaikel on February 07, 2013, 04:11:20 PM
I just saw this.  I can't wait to go thru them all. Love ppl like this. Makes me appreciate the nice you do for us
You should see the RTMs. I had a lot of appreciation for Dan before, but it doubled when I became a mod. I'm not kidding, there were RTMs asking Dan to help them with flights
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmermss on February 07, 2013, 05:42:13 PM
You should see the RTMs. I had a lot of appreciation for Dan before, but it doubled when I became a mod. I'm not kidding, there were RTMs asking Dan to help them with flights
Lol. From new members I'm guessing?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on February 07, 2013, 05:50:43 PM
You should see the RTMs. I had a lot of appreciation for Dan before, but it doubled when I became a mod. I'm not kidding, there were RTMs asking Dan to help them with flights
Time for a "best of RTM" thread? ;)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on February 07, 2013, 06:18:19 PM
Time for a "best of RTM" thread? ;)
Please don't. Unless he deletes some. I wonder if the new mods can see all my old rtm.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Chaikel on February 07, 2013, 06:20:19 PM
Please don't. Unless he deletes some. I wonder if the new mods can see all my old rtm.
They were all cleared when we became mods
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmermss on February 07, 2013, 06:25:17 PM
Please don't. Unless he deletes some. I wonder if the new mods can see all my old rtm.
What was so bad about them?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on February 07, 2013, 11:20:02 PM
What was so bad about them?
heh heh heh. nun ya. :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: puddles on February 08, 2013, 10:03:30 AM
"what's the good of getting this email at 3:08 in the afternoon, if it's about a special until 11:00AM. Get your act together!!"
I would pay to have access to your inbox. Must be incredibly entertaining.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
"reserve a movie!!!!shame on you, your not helping yidden by helping them destroy their yiddishkeit your machshil a great number of yidden and so does your aveirah multiply"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:26:06 PM
"Jetblue 90% Off Sale!
Posted: 16 Jul 2013 09:19 AM PDT
Jetblue will have a 90% off sale from NYC when the temperature hits 90 degrees in Central Park until 07/20! It just hit 90 degrees now, so keep refreshing the link above and when the page is updated be ready to book something on the cheap as there will be limited seats available for 90% [...]"

"With all due respect you forgot today is Tisha B'Av?
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry"


"With all due respect I spoke to my Rov and was told I could post."

"I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions, ON Tisha B'av!
I should have been more loving of my fellow yid, and especially because I was a little hypocritical as I wrote a few business emails myself.
All the best and keep up the good work.
A long time follower."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:27:04 PM
"How do I get Amex card?
TodahRabbah"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:30:29 PM
Hi Daniel,
 
We saw an article in the michpacha magazine about how you help people save money. We've been looking for  tickets for some while now yet we still haven't found something that fits our budget. We're are having our brothers wedding in israel July 24 and the tickets for this time is extremely expensive. We would greatly appreciate if you'd be able to find us tickets at a cheap rate. We are 11 adults and 5 children attending this wedding and we'd like to fly July 21 and return August 12.
 
We're anxiously waiting to hear from you!!
we can be contacted @xxxxxxxxxx and our email is xxxxxx@gmail.com
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:31:05 PM
Why does mine post at 3:00 pm. while I see comments posted so much earlier in the day from other people. We get timed out from many offers
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:32:07 PM
Do you know how to stop emails from Linkedin? They keep "connecting" me with people every 15 minutes at work now.
Dina
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:33:33 PM
please send me an invite with A penny appreciated thanks
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:33:53 PM
I should do this for daphna  she really wants uggs.  lets revisit sat night
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:34:26 PM
Yup those are a small sample of the responses to the 3pm email blast :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:35:40 PM
Hi Dan , could you pls look into June tkts for kids coming home for summer,and going bk Elul? TLV-NYC-TLV thx so much
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 25, 2013, 09:37:50 PM
He's doing it in Lakewood and it's the night of the dinner :(

Which dinner?

Sorry that was supposed to be a forward, not a reply.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: A European on July 25, 2013, 11:50:55 PM
On 2nd thought, I probably should delete this thread...


PLEASE DONT!!
Thanks for listening to us!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Baruch on July 26, 2013, 12:47:13 AM
"reserve a movie!!!!shame on you, your not helping yidden by helping them destroy their yiddishkeit your machshil a great number of yidden and so does your aveirah multiply"
+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: SamKey on July 26, 2013, 12:53:26 AM
(W)OW! Just saw this thread for the first time and I finally understand why the gedolim assur the internet. ::)
but really Supermandan we know you have super powers! ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Jkhein on July 26, 2013, 04:55:06 AM
Nah, none of these look like they could have been answered if posted publicly :-)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: hocker on July 26, 2013, 07:02:29 AM
"Jetblue 90% Off Sale!
Posted: 16 Jul 2013 09:19 AM PDT
Jetblue will have a 90% off sale from NYC when the temperature hits 90 degrees in Central Park until 07/20! It just hit 90 degrees now, so keep refreshing the link above and when the page is updated be ready to book something on the cheap as there will be limited seats available for 90% [...]"

"With all due respect you forgot today is Tisha B'Av?
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry"


"With all due respect I spoke to my Rov and was told I could post."

"I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions, ON Tisha B'av!
I should have been more loving of my fellow yid, and especially because I was a little hypocritical as I wrote a few business emails myself.
All the best and keep up the good work.
A long time follower."

Gotta give him credit!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Chaikel on July 26, 2013, 09:22:46 AM
Hi Daniel,
 
We saw an article in the michpacha magazine about how you help people save money. We've been looking for  tickets for some while now yet we still haven't found something that fits our budget. We're are having our brothers wedding in israel July 24 and the tickets for this time is extremely expensive. We would greatly appreciate if you'd be able to find us tickets at a cheap rate. We are 11 adults and 5 children attending this wedding and we'd like to fly July 21 and return August 12.
 
We're anxiously waiting to hear from you!!
we can be contacted @xxxxxxxxxx and our email is xxxxxx@gmail.com

This was a reply to yesterday's blast? They want to travel back in time?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: elikay on July 26, 2013, 09:27:28 AM
This was a reply to yesterday's blast? They want to travel back in time?
Dan can do anything :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: skyguy918 on July 26, 2013, 10:05:39 AM
He's doing it in Lakewood and it's the night of the dinner :(

Which dinner?

Sorry that was supposed to be a forward, not a reply.

Seems like a few of them are like this. Probably happens all the time. It can actually be pretty embarrassing, happened to me when I was starting out at my job.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Am on July 26, 2013, 10:11:11 AM
Seems like a few of them are like this. Probably happens all the time. It can actually be pretty embarrassing, happened to me when I was starting out at my job.
oh your that guy that's always hitting reply all
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: aviz on July 26, 2013, 10:56:03 AM
Just found this thread ! Hillarious. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: skyguy918 on July 26, 2013, 10:57:21 AM
oh your that guy that's always hitting reply all

Read what he wrote. Hitting reply instead of forward, not reply all.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Am on July 26, 2013, 11:51:17 AM
Read what he wrote. Hitting reply instead of forward, not reply all.
its usually the same guy
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: good sam on July 26, 2013, 11:54:02 AM
its usually the same guy
I love the guy who is bcc'd and hits reply all
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 25, 2013, 11:42:00 AM
"I was recently in marocco and ur forum 4 it sucked not everything was even true. Please let me know if i can help ppl for the future."

"Go ahead"

"How?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yuneeq on September 25, 2013, 11:55:38 AM
"I was recently in marocco and ur forum 4 it sucked not everything was even true. Please let me know if i can help ppl for the future."

"Go ahead"

"How?"

Lol! Guess he couldn't figure out how to register, with all the tricky questions :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Newcc on September 25, 2013, 02:23:17 PM
Just found this thread.  Great entertainment.  Thanks Dan
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Moes Tavern on September 25, 2013, 03:16:16 PM
"I was recently in marocco and ur forum 4 it sucked not everything was even true. Please let me know if i can help ppl for the future."

"Go ahead"

"How?"
Where is Marocco???
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: henche on September 25, 2013, 04:03:52 PM
I bet all those emails were really danielz
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Penguin711 on January 15, 2014, 09:56:01 PM
Just found this thread. It's hilarious and made some great reading for my commute home.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lubaby on January 16, 2014, 12:37:12 AM
I should do this for daphna  she really wants uggs.  lets revisit sat night
You should send Daphna this (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=34113.msg627534#msg627534) deal.

Is this an ad for Uggs?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jaywhy on January 16, 2014, 01:13:27 AM
This thread needs more action....
So funny.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Barryg on January 16, 2014, 01:22:24 AM
This thread needs more action....
So funny.
Not from me - I hope...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: chucksterace on January 16, 2014, 06:03:47 AM
Dan, any good ones recently?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: E-MAN on January 16, 2014, 11:15:49 AM
Dan, any good ones recently?
+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Penguin711 on January 16, 2014, 11:42:14 AM

Dan, any good ones recently?

+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:37:16 AM
"You gotta make sure to control your temper at times...otherwise you sound as young as you are. For someone with such a massive sight, we all expect maturity. Thanks."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:37:51 AM
"Hello,
I wanted to get a plan tickets to california

Sent from Windows Mail"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:38:13 AM
"Dear Dan

Please get deals on 500 tickets to lag boamer..............
i check every day "
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:39:00 AM
Check out what I found on eBay! galaxy for 19.99

-Said 53 people.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:39:42 AM
"Hi,

Last week I signed up for the free subscription of the Wall Street Journal.

I ďclickedĒ the bottom of the page.

Would you please help and verify if I am signed up?

I thought I was going to sign up for the 39 weeks at $19.99.

Please help.

Thanks you."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:40:44 AM
"Going on cruise for 2 weeks, and do not know how to stop your messages and do nt want to incurre LD charges.  Please remove me from your tweeter or text message updates until March 4.  "
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:42:09 AM
" Hi. I am so glad I found you.  I need two adults and two children to leave New York area on march 23 2014 and two adults from Florida on same date. Returning on April 1st. Non stop would be best.  I am taking my daughters and twin granddaughters for bad mitzvah."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: DovtheBear on February 24, 2014, 01:42:37 AM
"Going on cruise for 2 weeks, and do not know how to stop your messages and do nt want to incurre LD charges.  Please remove me from your tweeter or text message updates until March 4.  "
You have connections at Twitter, too?
Mind=blown
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:43:31 AM
"I ordered a watch from your site and NEVER received it, although all my credit card info was taken!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: HP58 on February 24, 2014, 01:43:48 AM
" Hi. I am so glad I found you.  I need two adults and two children to leave New York area on march 23 2014 and two adults from Florida on same date. Returning on April 1st. Non stop would be best.  I am taking my daughters and twin granddaughters for bad mitzvah."
ROTFL! Keep 'em coming!
("Bad mitzvah [sic]?)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: chucksterace on February 24, 2014, 01:43:52 AM
Lol. Its been a while. Welcome back.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:45:23 AM
"why do you send luggage discounts a day after they expire? "
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:46:14 AM
"Does delta offer anything for trips to israel?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: HP58 on February 24, 2014, 01:47:04 AM
"Does delta offer anything for trips to israel?"
WTH does that mean?!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:47:08 AM
"Give us cheap Isreal flights like 500$"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:47:24 AM
WTH does that mean?!
Beats me, that was the entire email I got yesterday.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: moish on February 24, 2014, 01:47:38 AM
great stuff
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: HP58 on February 24, 2014, 01:48:16 AM
Beats me, that was the entire email I got yesterday.
Some people's stupidity is simply beyond belief...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:48:58 AM
"Dear Dans Deals,
I wait every day for  ur dans deals email every day. But but comes after
3 pm. Please can u move the time up to send of early in the day as I am Always missing the airline specials.
Amongst getting the deals faster.
Yours truly,
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: robbie on February 24, 2014, 01:49:08 AM
amazing thread!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:49:47 AM
"00095755518 US AIR...update my AA flight."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:50:21 AM
"Do you know how can we- family of 4- get tickets to Israel. We live in baltimore.
The spring break at school is 11 to 21 of April, and we need to be in Israel 3 wks (to get the new viza)
Can you recomand on flights that we can afford?- we have 2 kids ages 7 and 10"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: HP58 on February 24, 2014, 01:51:15 AM
Busy season or is this a backload?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:51:45 AM
"Is there a dansdeals in Israel?  My daughter in seminary needs to purchase a one way ticket home.

Take care,
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:52:19 AM
Busy season or is this a backload?
Nah, just letting off my apparent anger management issues :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: HP58 on February 24, 2014, 01:53:02 AM
Nah, just letting off my apparent anger management issues :P
ALOL!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: chucksterace on February 24, 2014, 01:54:09 AM

Nah, just letting off my apparent anger management issues :P
You should do that more often. Would be good for you.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avrumy22 on February 24, 2014, 01:54:30 AM
keep em coming. Pure comedy! :P :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:56:07 AM
"DAN!!!!!!
I am in NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED of a ticket-
Do you know of ANY way to get flights from LAX to TEL AVIV for SUPER cheap!?!?!??!!?!?
I'm a student and I dont have too much dough and I check your website ALL THE TIME!!!! AND I GET SO MANY PPL TO CHECK IN!!!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: HP58 on February 24, 2014, 01:57:10 AM
"DAN!!!!!!
I am in NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED of a ticket-
Do you know of ANY way to get flights from LAX to TEL AVIV for SUPER cheap!?!?!??!!?!?
I'm a student and I dont have too much dough and I check your website ALL THE TIME!!!! AND I GET SO MANY PPL TO CHECK IN!!!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wow. All that desperation. Dan how can you NOT help ;) ?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: MC on February 24, 2014, 01:57:24 AM
Loving the entertainment!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Cbs on February 24, 2014, 01:58:57 AM
HAHA!! some people....
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dr Moose on February 24, 2014, 02:17:50 AM
"Dear Dans Deals,
I wait every day for  ur dans deals email every day. But but comes after
3 pm. Please can u move the time up to send of early in the day as I am Always missing the airline specials.
Amongst getting the deals faster.
Yours truly,
people still dont know to use twitter?! ::)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mr. perfect on February 24, 2014, 02:32:35 AM
Epic
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoshi on February 24, 2014, 02:49:25 AM
ROTFLMAO!


"Subject: DO NOT FAX ME!!!!

Yesterday I printed something of yours from your website; I wanted the
1st pg, pg. only.  But the printer kept going and I stopped it at 9
pages.
Just now 4:30 pm DST, without a request,  my printer (which was on and
in use all day) continued printing from your site and I noticed that
it would be a batch of 95!  Please remove or somehow disengage your
site from continuing to print even after a 'stop' or 'job cancel' is
requested.
Chani"

Was reading through the thread. This one is brilliant! She must have been joking!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Saver2000 on February 24, 2014, 03:03:29 AM
Funny stuff. 
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: rapsjr on February 24, 2014, 03:15:03 AM
Hahaha wow this thread is incredible!
Please keep em coming
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: CountValentine on February 24, 2014, 08:36:51 AM
Check out what I found on eBay! galaxy for 19.99

-Said 53 people.
Was this on the main site? I missed this one.  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Moshe123 on February 24, 2014, 09:14:03 AM
Dan, you can become a badchan with all these fresh jokes provided for free.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ilherman on February 24, 2014, 09:20:00 AM
Dan, it should be a charge for opening this thread, you'll get rich....
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Ergel on February 24, 2014, 09:20:47 AM
"You gotta make sure to control your temper at times...otherwise you sound as young as you are. For someone with such a massive sight, we all expect maturity. Thanks."
How far can you see? Learning about all of Dan's talents
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Mordy2 on February 24, 2014, 09:35:13 AM
"You gotta make sure to control your temper at times...otherwise you sound as young as you are. For someone with such a massive sight, we all expect maturity. Thanks."

LOL! I think this one wins the prize!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: henche on February 24, 2014, 09:36:08 AM
Dan, it should be a charge for opening this thread, you'll get rich....

That's a good idea, ilherman, but Dan won't see it here. You need to email him.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JamesIV on February 24, 2014, 10:21:42 AM
Just saw this thread - rotflmao -

Made a boring day at work fun :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: YankyDoodle on February 24, 2014, 12:27:07 PM
When I read this thread I honestly begin to worry about the future of humanity...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:06:03 PM
Was reading through the thread. This one is brilliant! She must have been joking!
Unfortunately, no.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Drago on February 24, 2014, 01:39:25 PM
I think that this thread is a great proof for the necessity of a basic secular education in school.
Great stuff
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 24, 2014, 01:42:35 PM
I think that this thread is a great proof for the necessity of a basic secular education in school.
Lol.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: henche on February 24, 2014, 01:46:10 PM
I think that this thread is a great proof for the necessity of a basic secular education in school.
Great stuff

OTOH, this site is a great proof for the opposite. We have tons of people earning a living that doesn't require anything but an internet connection and a brain.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: MC on February 24, 2014, 01:47:30 PM
OTOH, this site is a great proof for the opposite. We have tons of people earning a living that doesn't require anything but an internet connection and a brain.
I think some of these people are lacking the brain part
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Ergel on February 24, 2014, 01:51:14 PM
I think that this thread is a great proof for the necessity of a basic secular education in school.
Great stuff
There are some maladies that nothing can cure
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Drago on February 24, 2014, 01:51:36 PM
OTOH, this site is a great proof for the opposite. We have tons of people earning a living that doesn't require anything but an internet connection and a brain.
But can't spell worth a lick.
And enjoy schnorring help from a stranger.
:)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: henche on February 24, 2014, 01:52:19 PM
There are some maladies that nothing can cure

Proof positive. I have a decent secular education, and I wouldn't be very confident about a poll "does henche have a brain"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Achas Veachas on February 24, 2014, 01:59:25 PM
There are some maladies that nothing can cure
As we say in Yiddish:  א קאפ קאן מען מישט ארויף שטעלן...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: CountValentine on February 24, 2014, 02:00:08 PM
I am proof positive that even someone without a decent education can play this game at a high level.  :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on February 24, 2014, 02:05:59 PM
I think that this thread is a great proof for the necessity of a basic secular education in school.
Great stuff
I was going to say that :)

But the truth is I think it proves just the opposite, there are too many people out there who are simply not shayich to the well-paying jobs.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lcyitz on February 24, 2014, 02:06:57 PM
Great thread :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Vosizderneias on February 25, 2014, 12:18:42 AM

As we say in Yiddish:  א קאפ קאן מען מישט ארויף שטעלן...
the rebbe once told that to someone after not getting the hint in yechidus about soemthing. Great line
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: SamKey on February 25, 2014, 12:28:39 AM
I repost: All of us were born ignorant, but one must work really hard to remain that way-Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: srap on February 27, 2014, 11:57:37 PM
I repost: All of us were born ignorant, but one must work really hard to remain that way-Ben Franklin
:D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on March 04, 2014, 04:36:02 PM
"Hi Dan,

Please sign me up to your website.

Thanks,
Devora"

Respond or ignore?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: judahk88 on March 04, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
"Hi Dan,

Please sign me up to your website.

Thanks,
Devora"

Respond or ignore?
I would respond "done" and when she doesnt receive updates she will email you again  ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: churnbabychurn on March 04, 2014, 04:40:48 PM
"Hi Dan,

Please sign me up to your website.

Thanks,
Devora"

Respond or ignore?
Respond with a PP request.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mlomni on March 04, 2014, 04:41:27 PM
You should charge people for it.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avrumy22 on March 04, 2014, 05:06:02 PM
"Hi Dan,

Please sign me up to your website.

Thanks,
Devora"

Respond or ignore?

Send back, please send me the membership fee of $50 to my paypal.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: SamKey on March 04, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
Guys come on something funny!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: SamKey on March 04, 2014, 05:10:31 PM
Maybe like; Where on the site should I sign your name?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: judahk88 on March 04, 2014, 05:13:08 PM
Maybe like; Where on the site should I sign your name?
Guys come on something funny!
:P
 
 
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: notanonymous on March 04, 2014, 05:18:09 PM
"Hi Dan,

Please sign me up to your website.

Thanks,
Devora"

Respond or ignore?
Come on, it is not her fault she is web/computer illiterate.  Her email is well typed, spelled, cohesive, and polite.  I'd respond and find out what she is referring to.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on March 04, 2014, 05:26:59 PM
Come on, it is not her fault she is web/computer illiterate.  Her email is well typed, spelled, cohesive, and polite.  I'd respond and find out what she is referring to.
I get hundreds of emails like this every day. I'm only human.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: notanonymous on March 04, 2014, 07:29:06 PM
I get hundreds of emails like this every day. I'm only human.
I wouldn't blame you for ignoring her, but you did ask our opinion.   I am sure most people don't realize that you are running a business, and that this is not a 'hobby'. 
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: notanonymous on March 04, 2014, 07:33:15 PM
And really my main point was to bring out the difference between her email versus some of the other moronic (being generous) comments / emails that you receive.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on March 04, 2014, 07:34:02 PM
And really my main point was to bring out the difference between her email versus some of the other moronic (being generous) comments / emails that you receive.
+1
But maybe someone should volunteer to be Dan's personal secretary...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on March 04, 2014, 07:35:52 PM
And really my main point was to bring out the difference between her email versus some of the other moronic (being generous) comments / emails that you receive.
And I'll bet he gets duplicate emails too!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: notanonymous on March 04, 2014, 07:38:20 PM
+1
But maybe someone should volunteer to be Dan's personal secretary...
I am sure most people don't realize that you are running a business, and that this is not a 'hobby'.
I would not be suprised if he has one.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: srap on March 04, 2014, 10:49:18 PM
Come on, it is not her fault she is web/computer illiterate.  Her email is well typed, spelled, cohesive, and polite.
+1  Let's look at this a different way.  She's heard about DD or likes what she sees and wants to get emails. Only at the waaaaaaaay bottom of the DD home page is there a whole bunch of words (WITHOUT a title) that need to be read that says what to do for emails. Assuming she did not see that, is it not LOGICAL to email dan@dansdeals.com which is right there, top, up front, staring you in the face?             

I propose that if someone were to search for patterns in the categories of Dan's unwanted emails we  could eliminate many future ones by making fixes.  For example, a big button up near the top right where Dan's email address is that says something like 'CLICK HERE TO GET EMAILS'.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JamesIV on March 05, 2014, 10:29:49 AM
I think it's all pretty simply and clearly put in the right side of the home page - Twitter, Forums, Facebook, Email signup, Dans email (which will not answer any personal emails)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on April 28, 2014, 07:51:01 PM
Any fun in the Inbox recently?
Visa GC Etc......
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JamesIV on April 29, 2014, 12:14:35 PM
Dan how many people emailed you about the .47 cents thingy?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 10:59:05 PM
OK folks, you choose my response!

Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 10:59:11 PM
"Dan
How come I got this 519PM when I saw people getting the deal early in AM?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 10:59:46 PM
"you should not advertise Muslim airlines EVER!"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:01:18 PM
"Hi Dan,

A few of my friends in the points and miles world recently spoke very highly of you. (MileNerd Paul Walia and his friends)

I figured I should reach out and introduce myself. I'm  <redacted>, a senior member of the Business Development team at <redacted>.com.

We have a huge inventory of McDonald's on hand at the moment, and would love it if you could post something about us and McDonald's on your blog.

Please let me know if there is any way you can help. Feel free to call or email me anytime.

Shana Tova,

<redacted>
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:03:01 PM
"HI DansDeals!

I don't really understand why items that chose at 1:59p (Macy' pop up) are sent to us at 5:18p?  Why do I not get this earlier in the day?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:04:06 PM
"Close my SMS settings please

It's really annoying!!

I texted to the 404 to enable and had no idea I would 30messages per day.

I don't want to open a twitter account please shit off my text messages. Thank you"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: TimT on October 07, 2014, 11:06:39 PM
I don't want to open a twitter account please shit off my text messages. Thank you"
You should tell him to watch his language !!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:07:26 PM
"Hi
Any way to go to tel aviv For Sukkoth affordable ?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:07:49 PM
"TO Whom It May Concern,
Can you please send me the daily email in the morning. By the time I get it deals are over.
Thank You
Chaya"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:08:30 PM
"I would like to reserve a flight from New York to Tel Aviv on January 12 or January 14th and return to New York on January 29th.

Please advise."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Menachem613 on October 07, 2014, 11:09:28 PM

"Hi
Any way to go to tel aviv For Sukkoth affordable ?"

Yes, from Jerusalem.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:10:00 PM
"Is there a credit card I can sign up for that
Offers maximum  pts on all airlines?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:10:29 PM
"Dan, you are the BEST.  I
Missed the  2:29 EDT  shoe sale. Your email comes at 4:30/5:00.
What time should I start checking your site. Tried text alerts but couldn't figure it out. I've turned a lot of people on to you."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:11:13 PM
"Hi,
I would like to go to San deigo, tickets are looking very expensive.
Can you help me get a good price."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:11:34 PM
"Please do not send any emails to this address any more!

<Hint: That;s what the unsubscribe button is for  ::)>
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: TimT on October 07, 2014, 11:12:04 PM
"Dan, you are the BEST.  I
Missed the  2:29 EDT  shoe sale. Your email comes at 4:30/5:00.
What time should I start checking your site. Tried text alerts but couldn't figure it out. I've turned a lot of people on to you."
"Sorry, I'm married"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 07, 2014, 11:12:39 PM
"Any deals on JetBlue want to go yo Aruba next month ? Betty
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on October 07, 2014, 11:42:54 PM
Is comedy hour over? :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ah on October 07, 2014, 11:43:53 PM
I so needed this laugh
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on October 07, 2014, 11:44:02 PM
Did all that happen today? Or is it a buildup?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Myccrabbi on October 07, 2014, 11:48:59 PM
"I would like to reserve a flight from New York to Tel Aviv on January 12 or January 14th and return to New York on January 29th.

Please advise."
No problem, please send me your ssn and personal info.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: TimT on October 07, 2014, 11:52:37 PM
No problem, please send me your ssn and personal info.
He's going to expect a reservation after he sends all his info.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Myccrabbi on October 07, 2014, 11:58:53 PM
He's going to expect a reservation after he sends all his info.
Let him expect
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AnonymousUser on October 08, 2014, 12:08:56 AM
"Dan
How come I got this 519PM when I saw people getting the deal early in AM?"
"HI DansDeals!

I don't really understand why items that chose at 1:59p (Macy' pop up) are sent to us at 5:18p?  Why do I not get this earlier in the day?"
"TO Whom It May Concern,
Can you please send me the daily email in the morning. By the time I get it deals are over.
Thank You
Chaya"
"Dan, you are the BEST.  I
Missed the  2:29 EDT  shoe sale. Your email comes at 4:30/5:00.
What time should I start checking your site. Tried text alerts but couldn't figure it out. I've turned a lot of people on to you."
Does it say in the email that warning that it comes late, and that they should follow you on twitter, along with a link to instructions how to do that?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Something Fishy on October 13, 2014, 12:18:31 AM
Does it say in the email that warning that it comes late, and that they should follow you on twitter, along with a link to instructions how to do that?

And you think that's gonna fix stupid?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: nobiggy on October 13, 2014, 05:33:50 AM
I just read this thread start to finish it's great!
ROFL.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on November 06, 2014, 05:15:22 PM
"How does he find these things?? What is Azul and can we can to Rio for $192 from FT lauderdale?!"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: dpk4588 on November 06, 2014, 09:25:01 PM
And you think that's gonna fix stupid?

I read this thread and only one thing comes to my mind:
ďTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.Ē
-Albert Einstein

Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Chapshnell on November 09, 2014, 01:07:21 AM
How did I never see this thread. Gevaldig. Keep em coming!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Redbull3 on November 09, 2014, 02:25:59 AM
I am yet another who only discovered this thread and read start to finish.

Funny I didn't even realize there was a daily digest email! Twitter/text works for me :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shnoz on November 09, 2014, 11:04:10 PM
How did I never see this thread. Gevaldig. Keep em coming!

I am yet another who only discovered this thread and read start to finish.

Funny I didn't even realize there was a daily digest email! Twitter/text works for me :)
+100 this is great stuff!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on November 09, 2014, 11:10:21 PM
Can we stop all these comments of oh I just found this it's so cool...
I really don't care that you just found it I just want to laugh at what Dan got in his inbox and don't want to get excited over you just finding it which seems to happen a few times a day now
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: TimT on November 09, 2014, 11:12:40 PM
Can we stop all these comments of oh I just found this it's so cool...
I really don't care that you just found it I just want to laugh at what Dan got in his inbox and don't want to get excited over you just finding it which seems to happen a few times a day now
Now everyone's gonna say "you're right" & +1. How's that better ?   :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on November 09, 2014, 11:15:01 PM
Now everyone's gonna say "you're right" & +1. How's that better ?   :)
;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on November 09, 2014, 11:17:35 PM
Now everyone's gonna say "you're right" & +1. How's that better ?   :)
Because by tomorrow everyone will finish with their +1's
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on November 09, 2014, 11:20:37 PM
Can we stop all these comments of oh I just found this it's so cool...
I really don't care that you just found it I just want to laugh at what Dan got in his inbox and don't want to get excited over you just finding it which seems to happen a few times a day now
Ya let's not give Dan any feedback so he doesn't know that there is a demand for this thread, and then he will never post here anymore. Great idea.

Why hate on people commenting when they like something?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on November 10, 2014, 01:02:27 AM
Ya let's not give Dan any feedback so he doesn't know that there is a demand for this thread, and then he will never post here anymore. Great idea.

Why hate on people commenting when they like something?
because i don't like reading ten times a day about someone who just found this thread
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: 12HRS on November 10, 2014, 01:18:47 AM
because i don't like reading ten times a day about someone who just found this thread
ignore the thread. come back to it in a couple months
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: SamKey on November 10, 2014, 01:44:19 AM
ignore the thread. come back to it in a couple months

then he'll have to say, ooh just found this again!...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on November 10, 2014, 10:14:26 AM
then he'll have to say, ooh just found this again!...
But if he knows what's good for him, he won't.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: good sam on November 10, 2014, 12:53:32 PM
then he'll have to say, ooh just found this again!...
lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shimino1 on November 10, 2014, 06:00:01 PM
OMG I just found this thread, I wonder if theres a finders fee.

But siriously Dan, you should foward all the emails asking you to find flights to a travel agent who can contact those people and tell them that he is responding to their email to you.
This way people won't get upset that you don't answer and you can take a commision from the travel agent for sending them the people.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: TimT on November 10, 2014, 06:29:53 PM
Why is everyone just finding this thread now ? It's been around awhile.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Novo on November 10, 2014, 06:39:24 PM
Why is everyone just finding this thread now ? It's been around awhile.
It was inactive for 3-4 months.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: username on January 28, 2015, 11:34:21 PM
Ok. its been two months already and Dan has not had anything of note in his inbox?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: good sam on January 29, 2015, 05:57:43 PM
Just found this thread.  Funny stuff.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on January 29, 2015, 06:05:02 PM
Ok. its been two months already and Dan has not had anything of note in his inbox?
All you need to do is make up a dumb email and send it in.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on January 29, 2015, 06:11:09 PM
All you need to do is make up a dumb email and send it in.
So there haven't been dumb emails in the past 2 months?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on February 11, 2015, 12:49:47 PM
.
.

What does your inbox look like today?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: D93 on February 11, 2015, 02:28:36 PM
What does your inbox look like today?
It crashed!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: keemster26 on March 02, 2015, 01:18:31 AM
Wow! We really need more emails. I need something to read b4 going to sleep...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dgindi on March 02, 2015, 11:36:01 PM
Just found this thread... this is GOLD!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on May 05, 2015, 05:26:27 PM
Bump.
Anything exciting today?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on May 05, 2015, 05:27:30 PM
Every day is exciting.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on May 05, 2015, 05:28:12 PM
Any hate mail for killing the RC?  :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: chucksterace on May 05, 2015, 05:34:59 PM
Every day is exciting.

Please do share.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on May 05, 2015, 05:35:26 PM
Please do share.
+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: rs242 on May 11, 2015, 12:55:13 AM

Any hate mail for killing the RC?  :P
+1 that's probably funny stuff
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Tankchucker on May 11, 2015, 03:19:15 AM
+1 that's probably funny stuff
I'd love to see today's hate mail for killing price mistakes, (to tell you the truth those who think Dan arranges all the price mistakes probably don't read ddms anyways...)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: rs242 on May 11, 2015, 11:50:40 PM

I'd love to see today's hate mail for killing price mistakes, (to tell you the truth those who think Dan arranges all the price mistakes probably don't read ddms anyways...)
what about today's hate mail of "HOT"! Lifetime supply of diapers from SC with Amex
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on May 11, 2015, 11:51:55 PM
what about today's hate mail of "HOT"! Lifetime supply of diapers from SC with Amex
you mean you didn't see enough on DDMS?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: rs242 on May 11, 2015, 11:53:47 PM

you mean you didn't see enough on DDMS?
i did but can't imagine what kind of emails he got for that
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: sams on May 12, 2015, 01:48:11 AM
Great thread. Thanx dan.we want more!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Tankchucker on May 12, 2015, 02:19:33 AM
i did but can't imagine what kind of emails he got for that
Doubt that there was anything in the inbox that wasn't in the comments, those comments  on ms were way too repetitive, I don't even know how Dan had the patience to keep answering the same attacks.

Personally I think that if there was any clickbait today it was the crocs tweet
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: clear thinker on May 12, 2015, 06:51:54 AM


I don't even know how Dan had the patience to keep answering the same attacks.
+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: clear thinker on May 27, 2015, 10:37:41 AM
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5396.msg1149802.msg#1149802
Waiting, He's not updating us.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: username on May 27, 2015, 10:47:59 AM
Everytime i see this thread updated, my heart skips a beat.

MODS: Please lock this thread.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: clear thinker on May 27, 2015, 10:52:50 AM
Everytime i see this thread updated, my heart skips a beat.

MODS: Please lock this thread.
Every time DDMS gets updated my heart skips a beat.
Dan: please stop posting on DDMS.......
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: username on May 27, 2015, 10:54:51 AM
i said it tounge in cheek.
If you remember what i am refering to, just chuckle, if not, just ignore.
/we still need that sarcastic font!/
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: clear thinker on May 27, 2015, 11:01:23 AM
i said it tounge in cheek.
If you remember what i am refering to, just chuckle, if not, just ignore.
/we still need that sarcastic font!/
Totally remember and that is why I responded with what I responded.
We still need that sarcastic front!/
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Mordyk on June 08, 2015, 02:49:25 PM
Great thread. Thanx dan.we want more!
+1
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on June 08, 2015, 02:50:53 PM
Here :P
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=23342.msg1168762#msg1168762
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: srf60 on June 08, 2015, 04:33:05 PM
Phew.....what a great thread, saw it now for the first time.
What's new?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:21:24 PM
Urgent!!!
I'm trying to book tickets to isreal for succos for $662 and I'm x able to. Please help me!


Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Emkay on July 22, 2015, 05:30:43 PM
Urgent!!!
I'm trying to book tickets to isreal for succos for $662 and I'm x able to. Please help me!
She sounds stressed, I hoped you helped her
( I know you didn't write that it was a female but I'm taking the liberty of portraying it like that)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:33:40 PM
Hi There ,
If I'm interested in purchasing flight tickets
But round trips from Israel to Miami ,
Who should I talk to ?
Tnx.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:34:00 PM
HELP!! My Amex Starwood Prefered Guest Card (I signed up because you said was a good card)bill says that the annual fee is going up from $60 to $95. I'm devastated. How can they do this? Should I cancel? Can I cancel and at least use the points that I have? Please advise.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:34:29 PM
These are not flushable they cause harm it's like a cholesterol  and brake swerve systems there is no such if you read up about it their is a class action law suit
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: B.D.Da'ehu on July 22, 2015, 05:35:30 PM
HELP!! My Amex Starwood Prefered Guest Card (I signed up because you said was a good card)bill says that the annual fee is going up from $60 to $95. I'm devastated. How can they do this? Should I cancel? Can I cancel and at least use the points that I have? Please advise.
I love the guilt they lay on you!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:36:00 PM
why do i get your emails after the sales r over
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:36:12 PM
Should I get the camera?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:38:00 PM
You a.w.s sould never send me emails again
Don't fu<redected> me
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:38:27 PM
Tkt to Israel is there a sale pls ?

Sent from my iPad
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:40:05 PM
Hi, Dan. Just got this now - 5:12 PM EST. The offer expired 4PM EST. I know that others get your bulletins in the AM; mine always come at end of day. Any particular reason I could not be receiving in AM as others do? Looking forward to your response
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yordai Dooma on July 22, 2015, 05:40:40 PM
Love this thread!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 05:40:46 PM
This is probably the deal Leslie got. People check this site out umpteens times a day because the deals do not last long.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: MoGro17 on July 22, 2015, 05:51:13 PM
lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: coralsnake on July 22, 2015, 05:58:22 PM
It's back and I love it.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mord1 on July 22, 2015, 05:58:50 PM
Dan, frustrating day, that you had to let it all pour out?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on July 22, 2015, 06:02:19 PM
Why dint you put a disclaimer by your email address that you can post whatever you get. And post it on ddms. That should get the point across.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: D93 on July 22, 2015, 06:30:29 PM
It's back!!  ;D ;D

This stuff is great!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: @Yehuda on July 22, 2015, 06:34:39 PM
Mamash incredible.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: benjie1305 on July 22, 2015, 06:56:55 PM
Bh! I almost thought you forgot about this thread!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: DP7 on July 22, 2015, 07:31:50 PM

Should I get the camera?

Prob my favorite of the day
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lunatic on July 22, 2015, 08:05:43 PM
Dan,  do you actually reply to these poor souls
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: 12HRS on July 22, 2015, 09:57:13 PM
how many of those emails are from henche, meshugener and cm?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on July 22, 2015, 10:08:00 PM
how many of those emails are from henche, meshugener and cm?
Probably all meshugener and CV.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 22, 2015, 11:47:31 PM
Giving friends a live reading of my inbox after dinner led to this...
https://www.facebook.com/groups/dansdeals/permalink/10153382144846041/
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: benjie1305 on July 23, 2015, 12:00:24 AM
Giving friends a live reading of my inbox after dinner led to this...
https://www.facebook.com/groups/dansdeals/permalink/10153382144846041/

Lol!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: abo456 on July 23, 2015, 04:20:31 AM
Giving friends a live reading of my inbox after dinner led to this...
https://www.facebook.com/groups/dansdeals/permalink/10153382144846041/

For real tho, u should open up a Dan's Deals Travel Agency. And u can hire staff via the Dans Deals Employment agency thread  ;) u will be a jobs creator
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Something Fishy on July 23, 2015, 04:34:44 AM
Giving friends a live reading of my inbox after dinner led to this...
https://www.facebook.com/groups/dansdeals/permalink/10153382144846041/

Does it ever happen that you eat dinner and that camera is not there ;D?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Achas Veachas on July 23, 2015, 06:20:43 AM
Giving friends a live reading of my inbox after dinner led to this...
https://www.facebook.com/groups/dansdeals/permalink/10153382144846041/
Like!

Couldn't the artist at least use the "official" meme font?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on July 23, 2015, 07:43:59 AM
Giving friends a live reading of my inbox after dinner led to this...
https://www.facebook.com/groups/dansdeals/permalink/10153382144846041/
That glass is too close to the edge of the table! We are in a society, you know?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shoobi on July 23, 2015, 10:14:33 AM
Love this thread
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 23, 2015, 11:05:00 AM
Does it ever happen that you eat dinner and that camera is not there ;D?
Was quite the dinner last night :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on July 23, 2015, 03:06:49 PM
Giving friends a live reading of my inbox after dinner led to this...
https://www.facebook.com/groups/dansdeals/permalink/10153382144846041/
Any link that you don't need to be logged in to facebook to see?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Redbull3 on July 23, 2015, 03:19:08 PM
Hi There ,
If I'm interested in purchasing flight tickets
But round trips from Israel to Miami ,
Who should I talk to ?
Tnx.

You can hook this guy up w/ a deal now!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on July 23, 2015, 03:35:04 PM
You can hook this guy up w/ a deal now!
See, it is worth it to email Dan and ask him to make a deal for the flights you need (http://s3.amazonaws.com/tapatalk-emoji/emoji14.png)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: keemster26 on July 23, 2015, 03:50:58 PM
Any link that you don't need to be logged in to facebook to see?
+1, I don't have a fb either...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JoeyShmoe on July 23, 2015, 05:26:02 PM
+2, No FB
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: User6669 on July 26, 2015, 08:31:13 AM
+3 No FB. Can someone please post it.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on July 26, 2015, 09:01:43 AM
From fb
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on July 26, 2015, 09:02:13 AM
From fb

+3 No FB. Can someone please post it.

+2, No FB

+1, I don't have a fb either...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JoeyShmoe on July 26, 2015, 09:04:25 AM
From fb
Thanks
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: keemster26 on July 27, 2015, 03:08:06 AM
From fb
Thanks! Love the pic!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on July 28, 2015, 01:11:32 PM
Like!

Couldn't the artist at least use the "official" meme font?
Fixed :)
https://instagram.com/p/5r_fFuwbmf/?taken-by=dansdeals
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: stbaum on July 28, 2015, 01:53:03 PM
post the original so we can make our own memes :D

'and then he wrote: here is my phone number! text me my flight details!!'

'posted a deal about wipes. you had to see those comments!'
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 02:59:19 PM
"Do you have any glitch rate tickets between Israel and LA in mid-November time?
Thanks"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:01:46 PM
"Update
Dead
Does that mean no longer available?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:02:04 PM
"I just received this notice at 5:03pm.
I know that others received it yesterday   
Is there any way you can send me your emails in a more timely fashion.  Thank you. "
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:02:59 PM
Why EMAIL out  0831-2015 deals on 0901-2015 when the deals are dead already. That is 24 hours after was posted. Why bother?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: TimT on September 06, 2015, 03:03:44 PM
"Update
Dead
Does that mean no longer available?"
alol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on September 06, 2015, 03:04:10 PM
Some people are very greatful
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on September 06, 2015, 03:04:25 PM
Some people are very greatful
;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:04:57 PM
Hi Mommy,
I forwarded you a dans deals email,it's from July 30 so I don't know of it applies anymore but it said there was a sale on tickets tor-JFK,maybe you can take bus one way and fly the other depending on what's still available. Scroll down to the 8th post to see the details.
Good luck,
Tova
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:06:20 PM
MIRI CHECK THE FLIGHT FOR 482 CHECK ALL COMMON FROM PEOPLE
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:06:37 PM
Spirit is the worst airline will never fly with them  even an emergency  my opinion  is aa is  better and less expensive

Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:06:46 PM
When should I book January flights to Israel!  You said to wait and prices (delta, etc.) are still high. Don't want to lose out.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:07:05 PM
Hi Dans,
Thanks for al ur links regarding sbs in july.
i actualy made some purchases on newegg, but now its saying I've reached the limit on quantity... how do i geb zich an eitza with this???
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:07:29 PM
Tengo ballet y dp ir a buscar a yoshi
Enviado desde mi iPhone

Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: chucksterace on September 06, 2015, 03:07:50 PM
Hi Mommy,
I forwarded you a dans deals email,it's from July 30 so I don't know of it applies anymore but it said there was a sale on tickets tor-JFK,maybe you can take bus one way and fly the other depending on what's still available. Scroll down to the 8th post to see the details.
Good luck,
Tova

Megabus or Greyhound?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:08:23 PM
Stop sending me
Sent from my iPhone

(Apparently the unsubscribe button is too much work?)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on September 06, 2015, 03:09:27 PM
Stop sending me
Sent from my iPhone

(Apparently the unsubscribe button is too much work?)
You need to open a page in the browser for that, she must not have internet
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:11:01 PM
You need to open a page in the browser for that, she must not have internet
Methinks you give too much benefit of the doubt.
Finding the link would require actually scrolling to the bottom...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on September 06, 2015, 03:11:14 PM
You need to open a page in the browser for that, she must not have internet
Why she?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 06, 2015, 03:13:13 PM
"What are the chances of a cheap deal from any DC airport to Miami the week of Dec. 27?"

What do you think guys? 18.65%?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on September 06, 2015, 03:13:57 PM
Methinks you give too much benefit of the doubt.
Finding the link would require actually scrolling to the bottom...
I'm notorious for that, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
Why she?
Who else
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: clear thinker on September 06, 2015, 03:15:51 PM
Rotf!  keem em' comin.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shoobi on September 06, 2015, 03:24:48 PM
Hi Mommy,
I forwarded you a dans deals email,it's from July 30 so I don't know of it applies anymore but it said there was a sale on tickets tor-JFK,maybe you can take bus one way and fly the other depending on what's still available. Scroll down to the 8th post to see the details.
Good luck,
Tova

See coralsnake's signature
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Moshe123 on September 06, 2015, 04:19:42 PM
Keep them coming!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: nobiggy on September 06, 2015, 04:51:38 PM
Wow!
It's been quiet for a while and all of a sudden one after the next :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on September 06, 2015, 05:06:05 PM
Wow!
It's been quiet for a while and all of a sudden one after the next :)
He must be a good mood knowing he will be eating at two of his favorite places tomorrow.  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on September 06, 2015, 05:10:59 PM
He must be a good mood knowing he will be eating at two of his favorite places tomorrow.  :)
And that he'll be with you
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: @Yehuda on September 06, 2015, 08:04:49 PM
Hi Mommy,
I forwarded you a dans deals email,it's from July 30 so I don't know of it applies anymore but it said there was a sale on tickets tor-JFK,maybe you can take bus one way and fly the other depending on what's still available. Scroll down to the 8th post to see the details.
Good luck,
Tova
I'd say this is my favorite so far.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on September 06, 2015, 08:14:54 PM
I'd say this is my favorite so far.
Q is why she was emailing Dan
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on September 06, 2015, 08:17:36 PM
Q is why she was emailing Dan
Was prob forwarding the email and sent it the wrong direction.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on September 06, 2015, 08:26:01 PM
Was prob forwarding the email and sent it the wrong direction.
ouch :)

and from that little mistake her mother didn't get to go to Israel
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: coralsnake on September 06, 2015, 08:34:01 PM
ouch :)

and from that little mistake her mother didn't get to go to Israel
I believe the flight was Toronto to JFK. Pretty sure you still cant drive US to Israel.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: rs242 on September 06, 2015, 09:02:07 PM
Isn't this something u would call ur mother for what is this stupid email
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on September 06, 2015, 09:06:02 PM
Isn't this something u would call ur mother for what is this stupid email
Maybe it was his MIL amd they weren't on talking terms... but a deals a deal and if shes gona save money got to tell her somehow
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: rs242 on September 06, 2015, 09:34:05 PM

Maybe it was his MIL amd they weren't on talking terms... but a deals a deal and if shes gona save money got to tell her somehow
if it was MIL I completely understand. But then why the mommy
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on September 06, 2015, 09:35:22 PM
if it was MIL I completely understand. But then why the mommy
What do you call your MIL?!
Dear mother-in-law,?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Achas Veachas on September 06, 2015, 09:42:36 PM
What do you call your MIL?!
Dear mother-in-law,?
Shviger?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: nobiggy on September 06, 2015, 09:58:16 PM
I'm still waiting for some good juicy emails like the ones in the first few pages of this thread.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: rs242 on September 06, 2015, 10:05:33 PM

What do you call your MIL?!
Dear mother-in-law,?
the first year it was like "you" now it's grandma
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: 12HRS on September 06, 2015, 10:30:21 PM
the first year it was like "you" now it's grandma

thank goodness for kids to make everything less awkward
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: chaimmayer on September 07, 2015, 01:34:34 AM
Maybe it was his MIL amd they weren't on talking terms... but a deals a deal and if shes gona save money got to tell her somehow
The somehow was Dan!  She was counting on Dan to tell her.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: stbaum on September 07, 2015, 02:46:24 AM

thank goodness for kids to make everything less awkward

Until they ask you why bubby's hair is gray but her sheital is black...

Sorry for the derailment. Next time I'll post in the appropriate thread :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mendy from lakewood on September 17, 2015, 03:15:01 PM
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/74302#comments

FIRST COMMENT IS PRICELESS!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: MosheD on September 17, 2015, 03:21:45 PM
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/74302#comments

FIRST COMMENT IS PRICELESS!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I sincerely hope that is a joke
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JoeyShmoe on September 17, 2015, 03:28:45 PM
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/74302#comments (http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/74302#comments)

FIRST COMMENT IS PRICELESS!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
This belongs in the Comments That Leave Me Speechless... (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=6071.0) thread
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: stbaum on September 17, 2015, 03:32:38 PM
This belongs in the Comments That Leave Me Speechless... (http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=6071.0) thread

Quote
@Dan
I am looking for 6 tickets from nyc to tlv from right after yom kippur to after succos.
I am looking for direct flight.
I havenít seen your response to the messages I sent you. what number can I call you with passenger names and credit card number?
its really getting close to succos so please respond asap
Thank you

would love to see those here in this thread :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 18, 2015, 02:27:33 PM
Oh I just can't wait until 5pm today  ::)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on September 18, 2015, 02:29:55 PM
Oh I just can't wait until 5pm today  ::)
If you can't take the heat...  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on September 18, 2015, 05:41:01 PM
Oh I just can't wait until 5pm today  ::)
Can we get some in honor of shabbos?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on September 18, 2015, 05:46:34 PM
Can we get some in honor of shabbos?
No!  :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 18, 2015, 05:49:30 PM
"Please don't say no and make comments. Just check this dates.

Sent from my iPhone ."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 18, 2015, 05:49:46 PM
"Please cancel account"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on September 18, 2015, 05:50:17 PM
"Do you post even on yom tov?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Centro on September 18, 2015, 05:50:35 PM
Oh I just can't wait until 5pm today  ::)
Is that when the daily email is sent?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Moshe123 on September 18, 2015, 05:54:20 PM
"Do you post even on yom tov?"

This takes the trophy.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: A3 on September 18, 2015, 06:23:39 PM
"Do you post even on yom tov?"

You should set up a buffer or hootsuite just for that.

Would love to see the reactions. May even get enough attention to bring up some old threads.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on October 28, 2015, 05:01:36 PM
Can we get updates here?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: D93 on October 28, 2015, 05:25:43 PM
Can we get updates here?
Inbox is clogged with BA forwards.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on November 27, 2015, 11:48:20 AM
Can we get updates here?
Bump.
After the DDMS post last night.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: good sam on November 27, 2015, 11:51:57 AM
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/79326

Quote
And Iím thankful to you. . . For sending me countless touching emails letting me know how DansDeals made a difference in your life.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on December 21, 2015, 11:07:19 PM
Can we get "Best of 2015", or "Top 10"?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:41:12 PM
"I've just started getting your emails...
What do I do if I see something I want...do I call you or email?

Debbie
Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:41:42 PM
"does the 200 work for the plitinum card"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:42:02 PM
"Baila,
 
I just saw this and thought that you might want to grab it before they are all gone!!!!!"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:42:53 PM
"Hello I live in boca raton. I love your site but was wondering if you have another site gearing to south florida"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:44:03 PM
"Can you please send airlines Nyc to San juan"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:44:27 PM
"How can I reserve rooms in the Jerusalem Waldorf for $25!  This is the first time I'm using Dan's deals.
Thank you"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:45:04 PM
"Why do i get these deals at the end of the day. By the time i see them all the good stuff is gone."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mgarfin on December 24, 2015, 08:45:30 PM
When I send you an email I take in mind it may end up here!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on December 24, 2015, 08:45:58 PM
"Why do i get these deals at the end of the day. By the time i see them all the good stuff is gone."
Repost!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:46:39 PM
"Can u post cheap flights to lax for cheap and also to isreal ?
Nitti

Sent from my iPad"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:47:00 PM
When I send you an email I take in mind it may end up here!
True.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:47:11 PM
Repost!
I get one of those every other day.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Iz on December 24, 2015, 08:48:46 PM
I get one of those every other day.
So why don't you eliminate the daily emails?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 24, 2015, 08:49:26 PM
"I got a bus lane camera ticket @ 6:58:26 for driving in a bus line that is in effect until 7pm. Is there any way of fighting this? Is there a 5 minute courtesy policy??"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mrprez27 on December 24, 2015, 08:53:10 PM
I get one of those every other day.

Wow, may be a stupid question but did you ever consider expanding the site or even leasing your name "brand" to someone to make a All Inclusive Travel Service with a focus on helping people book with miles -> Similar to what Get Peyd (which buys miles) is venturing into.   

Or maybe do a PayPerAveiw type of thing for your seminars. Which will include "3 personal in depth questions answered by email".
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mrprez27 on December 24, 2015, 08:53:40 PM
"I got a bus lane camera ticket @ 6:58:26 for driving in a bus line that is in effect until 7pm. Is there any way of fighting this? Is there a 5 minute courtesy policy??"
haha
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Iz on December 24, 2015, 08:55:38 PM
Wow, may be a stupid question but did you ever consider expanding the site or even leasing your name "brand" to someone to make a All Inclusive Travel Service with a focus on helping people book with miles -> Similar to what Get Peyd (which buys miles) is venturing into.   

Or maybe do a PayPerAveiw type of thing for your seminars. Which will include "3 personal in depth questions answered by email".
I'm not sure what exactly that is, but a video DDS online, for prescreened DDFers, would be great for those who can't make it to a regular DDS.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mrprez27 on December 24, 2015, 09:01:58 PM
I'm not sure what exactly that is, but a video DDS online, for prescreened DDFers, would be great for those who can't make it to a regular DDS.

Its basically "You pay to view" --Yep I agree - there are services that will allow you to A: Live stream and even charge to be able to "enter" and than save the live stream and sell it.
B: You can create what's essentially in your seminars in a nice edited video...possibly with just even a voice over and graphics --similar to the new fad of white board cartoon ads --and sell it.

I doubt (or at least hope people wouldn't) pirate the video.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mgarfin on December 24, 2015, 09:11:09 PM
You may need an auto reply with a disclaimer that if you're sending non sense it may end up here
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Iz on December 24, 2015, 09:18:36 PM
You may need an auto reply with a disclaimer that if you're sending non sence it may end up here
That's a good one! :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mgarfin on December 24, 2015, 09:36:39 PM
That's a good one! :D
Thanks!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Iz on December 24, 2015, 09:37:27 PM
Thanks!
Ok, now you're halfway there... ;)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mgarfin on December 24, 2015, 09:41:49 PM
Ok, now you're halfway there... ;)

Thanks
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yoruel on December 24, 2015, 10:07:36 PM
This is the Thread we should be busy with tonight?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: CS91 on December 24, 2015, 10:49:19 PM
This is the Thread we should be busy with tonight?
I think it's pretty decent entertainment while we eat our Chinese food.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: IsraelGuy on December 24, 2015, 11:00:12 PM
"Why do i get these deals at the end of the day. By the time i see them all the good stuff is gone."

Love this one...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: MosheD on December 24, 2015, 11:12:26 PM


Wow, may be a stupid question but did you ever consider expanding the site or even leasing your name "brand" to someone to make a All Inclusive Travel Service with a focus on helping people book with miles -> Similar to what Get Peyd (which buys miles) is venturing into.   
That actually sounds like a decent idea. I mean these unrealistic ppl are expecting dirt cheap but a good ta could set them straight and make $.
Also they can advertise "official TA of DansDeals"
Id take this
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: David Smith on December 24, 2015, 11:14:05 PM
That actually sounds like a decent idea. I mean these unrealistic ppl are expecting dirt cheap but a good ta could set them straight and make $.
Also they can advertise "official TA of DansDeals"
Id take this
According to Huffington Post, dansdeals is a travel agency.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Iz on December 24, 2015, 11:23:40 PM
According to Huffington Post, dansdeals is a travel agency.
So THAT explains all these comments. :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yochiek93 on December 24, 2015, 11:25:22 PM
According to Huffington Post, dansdeals is a travel agency.
Link please
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: David Smith on December 24, 2015, 11:25:26 PM
So THAT explains all these comments. :D
That was a weird article. I'm sure everyone read it.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: David Smith on December 24, 2015, 11:26:07 PM
That was a weird article. I'm sure everyone read it.

Link please
Guess not.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4952094
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ah on December 24, 2015, 11:26:35 PM
Here's from MY inbox:

"Subject: Dans deals

What happens if a code doesn't work that they give? Figure you would know"


Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mgarfin on December 25, 2015, 01:43:05 PM
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/2917#comment-33934

Seems as if  back then it was hundreds by now it should of been millions!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 16, 2016, 02:47:12 PM
I want to fly  on chol Hamoed  sukkut.
I cant find the cheap ticket
Many thanks
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on February 16, 2016, 02:47:31 PM
Hi we are looking for good deal to go away for Pesach for 10 days what deals  do you have ?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jungarmtl on February 16, 2016, 02:52:33 PM
the fun is starting keep it coming...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: EJB on February 16, 2016, 02:53:34 PM
Hi we are looking for good deal to go away for Pesach for 10 days what deals  do you have ?

Tell them to wire $1 million to your nigerian bank account :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Venilla on February 17, 2016, 02:15:44 AM
Hi we are looking for good deal to go away for Pesach for 10 days what deals  do you have ?
When I told a friend of mine that I got $100 RT tickets to MIA he asked "where did you purchase them, on Dansdeals?"  ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yochiek93 on February 17, 2016, 09:10:48 AM
When I told a friend of mine that I got $100 RT tickets to MIA he asked "where did you purchase them, on Dansdeals?"  ;D
Lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on February 17, 2016, 10:32:32 AM
A friend asked me once if I ever heard of Dan's Travel, and if they have cheap tickets to Europe.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: username on February 17, 2016, 11:44:20 AM
A friend asked me once if I ever heard of Dan's Travel, and if they have cheap tickets to Europe.
http://www.danstravels.com/
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: coralsnake on February 17, 2016, 12:00:37 PM
http://www.danstravels.com/
Never knew Indonesia was in Europe
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on February 17, 2016, 01:12:41 PM
Never knew Indonesia was in Europe
We learn something new every day...
:)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dr Moose on February 17, 2016, 01:17:47 PM
Never knew Indonesia was in Europe
Maybe he booked with a US Airways rep
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: D93 on February 17, 2016, 01:28:15 PM
Maybe he booked with a US Airways rep

Or used LifeMiles
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: bermo on February 17, 2016, 01:39:44 PM
Or used LifeMiles

Maybe he booked with a US Airways rep
The good old days..
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: regular on February 17, 2016, 11:59:17 PM
I guess we'll get some more in a month or 2
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: grodnoking on September 11, 2016, 12:24:23 PM
Anything new @dan ?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: LoLo on September 20, 2016, 01:22:09 PM
It's been some time dan.. When's the next installment coming?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: User6669 on September 20, 2016, 03:42:40 PM
It's been some time dan.. When's the next installment coming?

Yeah, come'on...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Z56 on September 20, 2016, 04:28:29 PM
We need the top 10 of the month
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidmal on September 20, 2016, 04:32:56 PM
what a great thread....
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shulem92 on September 22, 2016, 01:00:56 AM
Wow! Great read. Rotfl
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidmal on September 22, 2016, 01:02:10 AM
Maybe there should be a wiki numbered
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: srf60 on November 30, 2016, 07:29:28 PM
Bump
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidmal on November 30, 2016, 08:46:29 PM
Bump
haha I think dans busy for the holiday season. Entertainment soon to follow....
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on December 12, 2016, 07:11:16 PM
Dear Mr. Dan on behalf of most of the West Coast customers we would like to request if your emails can arrive to us at the same time as the East Coast people get their announcements by the time we here in the west get it it's 1:00 PM in the afternoon by then there's no more deals they're all gone how do we get that you should send us and make us aware of those special deals early in the morning just like in the East Coast it will be mostly appreciated and have consideration for us that we can never catch those deals and that's why most of the East Coast people end up blocking here to LA and looking for places to stay thank you for listening please respond
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shulem92 on December 12, 2016, 07:13:11 PM


and that's why most of the East Coast people end up blocking here to LA and looking for places to stay
Blocking ??
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on December 12, 2016, 07:14:48 PM
Blocking ??
Flocking. IINM it comes from the same latin root as flak...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on December 12, 2016, 07:15:15 PM
I would say it's only one sentence but he didn't even put a period.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shulem92 on December 12, 2016, 07:15:30 PM
Flocking. IINM it comes from the same latin root as flak...
So slocking? Lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: MeirS on December 12, 2016, 10:33:43 PM
Dear Mr. Dan on behalf of most of the West Coast customers we would like to request if your emails can arrive to us at the same time as the East Coast people get their announcements by the time we here in the west get it it's 1:00 PM in the afternoon by then there's no more deals they're all gone how do we get that you should send us and make us aware of those special deals early in the morning just like in the East Coast it will be mostly appreciated and have consideration for us that we can never catch those deals and that's why most of the East Coast people end up blocking here to LA and looking for places to stay thank you for listening please respond

Does he even realize that the online sales start 3 hours earlier in CA?

Keep 'em coming
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: username on December 13, 2016, 12:02:22 AM
He should change his address to an east coast address
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on December 23, 2016, 12:43:03 PM
Email I just got started ""I have done a good research on your Car Rental Website www.dansdeals.com." 😂😂😂
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidmal on December 23, 2016, 12:44:00 PM
The car will be waiting for you. just be patient.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: username on January 02, 2017, 11:01:59 AM
Pleeeease....

I can tell you personally that there are plenty of arbitrage and other arguably grey opportunities that come across my desk that I don't do because I have no interest in even a small chance of winding up in prison for 2 years like those Nordstrom cashback brothers...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: 12HRS on January 02, 2017, 11:03:42 AM
Pleeeease....

lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on March 20, 2017, 04:31:23 PM
Email I got:

I will like to know if you do sell some plain t shirts from the brand below and email me with the price per shirt,i don't want anything
printed on them,

Brand  Gildan Or Hanes

All Sizes Need :Adult Small & Medium and large

Color:500 White Adult Small T-shirts & 500 White Medium T-shirts And 500 Large T-shirts

Quantities:1500

Texture:50/50

Kindly let me know the total cost with shipping.....
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Moshe123 on March 20, 2017, 04:38:20 PM
lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on March 20, 2017, 04:40:42 PM
Email I got:

I will like to know if you do sell some plain t shirts from the brand below and email me with the price per shirt,i don't want anything
printed on them,

Brand  Gildan Or Hanes

All Sizes Need :Adult Small & Medium and large

Color:500 White Adult Small T-shirts & 500 White Medium T-shirts And 500 Large T-shirts

Quantities:1500

Texture:50/50

Kindly let me know the total cost with shipping.....
Was this in reference to a deal posted at least? Or was this completely out of the blue?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: myi on March 20, 2017, 05:35:09 PM
Nu jj take up on the offer.. ;) lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on March 20, 2017, 06:17:20 PM
Was this in reference to a deal posted at least? Or was this completely out of the blue?
Totally random
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mendy from lakewood on March 20, 2017, 08:34:14 PM
A travel agent that sells T shirts! How original! Lol!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yammer on March 20, 2017, 09:17:53 PM
Email I got:

I will like to know if you do sell some plain t shirts from the brand below and email me with the price per shirt,i don't want anything
printed on them,

Brand  Gildan Or Hanes

All Sizes Need :Adult Small & Medium and large

Color:500 White Adult Small T-shirts & 500 White Medium T-shirts And 500 Large T-shirts

Quantities:1500

Texture:50/50

Kindly let me know the total cost with shipping.....
Since when do you charge for shipping
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: aygart on March 20, 2017, 09:20:58 PM
Since when do you charge for shipping
Ups method
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JTZ on March 20, 2017, 11:16:09 PM
Last time I send JJ any business.  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on March 20, 2017, 11:52:44 PM
Last time I send JJ any business.  >:( >:( >:(
Alol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on April 19, 2017, 11:29:19 PM
"At the present it seems there is no way for an ordinary traveler to reserve a guaranteed seat .  Even if they are flying for a wedding funeral ."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: myi on April 20, 2017, 12:21:07 AM
"At the present it seems there is no way for an ordinary traveler to reserve a guaranteed seat .  Even if they are flying for a wedding funeral ."
Wow I didn't know marriage was so bad.. 
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: aygart on April 20, 2017, 01:03:08 AM
Wow I didn't know marriage was so bad.. 
matza o motza
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on April 20, 2017, 09:00:51 AM
Wow I didn't know marriage was so bad.. 

That's why a Chuppah has four pole-bearers :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: koplonko on April 20, 2017, 09:02:32 AM
"At the present it seems there is no way for an ordinary traveler to reserve a guaranteed seat .  Even if they are flying for a wedding funeral ."
Seriously?!? You're making such an issue of a missing "or"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on April 20, 2017, 09:20:06 AM
Seriously?!? You're making such an issue of a missing "or"
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170420/73a0b029a49ccd319bc6f226a2e6992b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: myi on April 20, 2017, 05:11:00 PM
Seriously?!? You're making such an issue of a missing "or"
Never knew for a wedding you get priority!

I will now be going to a wedding each time I fly! ;)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on April 20, 2017, 05:11:32 PM
That's why a Chuppah has four pole-bearers :D
Lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on April 20, 2017, 05:19:56 PM
Lol

Oldie but goodie, it's also why relatives cry at the chuppah.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on April 25, 2017, 04:24:36 PM
"Not sure exactly what Danís deals are, but do you have access to good airline tickets to NYC from Akron or Cleveland?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on April 25, 2017, 04:25:14 PM
(In reply to Feedburner on $15 Off Your First UberPool Ride In NJ Or NYC)

"This whole thing as taken way more time than the value of the $15. You need to rethink your customer service hassles."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on April 25, 2017, 04:32:10 PM
(In reply to Feedburner on $15 Off Your First UberPool Ride In NJ Or NYC)

"This whole thing as taken way more time than the value of the $15. You need to rethink your customer service hassles."
Like
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on April 25, 2017, 04:32:27 PM
(In reply to Feedburner on $15 Off Your First UberPool Ride In NJ Or NYC)

"This whole thing as taken way more time than the value of the $15. You need to rethink your customer service hassles."
ALOL
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on April 25, 2017, 04:33:09 PM
Like

C'mon, there's a button for that :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on April 25, 2017, 05:39:11 PM
C'mon, there's a button for that
Not on tapa...
@bahayman?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: MeirS on April 25, 2017, 09:07:47 PM
Not on tapa...
@bahayman?
I don't think he works for tapa
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Eliyohu on April 25, 2017, 09:45:18 PM
I don't think he works for tapa
It is possible on tapa, I've seen it on other forums... it's been asked for numerous times not sure what the technicality of doing it is/ why it wasn't added
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: lechatchileh ariber on April 25, 2017, 10:17:12 PM
He works for dansdeals IINM, at least he's the one who was dealing with some tapa issues a while back
Eta: too many links, just search the tapa thread for bahayman
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on April 26, 2017, 06:53:19 PM
(In response to http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/112519 )

"Hi Dan, maybe if woman plans, G-d wouldn't laugh.... Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward. Thanks, <redacted>

Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: sky121 on April 26, 2017, 06:57:11 PM
(In response to http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/112519 )

Hi Dan, maybe if woman plans, G-d wouldn't laugh.... Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward. Thanks, <redacted>

Sent from my iPhone
Oh man.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on April 26, 2017, 06:58:01 PM
Oh man.
Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Emkay on April 26, 2017, 06:58:22 PM
(In response to http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/112519 )

Hi Dan, maybe if woman plans, G-d wouldn't laugh.... Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward. Thanks, <redacted>

Sent from my iPhone
Lol
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on April 26, 2017, 06:58:37 PM
(In response to http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/112519 )

Hi Dan, maybe if woman plans, G-d wouldn't laugh.... Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward. Thanks, <redacted>

Sent from my iPhone
New level of stupidity. It would be regular stupid if this was actually referring to the male gender, but being that it's referring to mankind, this person may as well just shove it back where it came out of.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on April 26, 2017, 06:59:19 PM
Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward.
ALOL
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: sky121 on April 26, 2017, 07:00:33 PM
Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward.
My bad.   Oh woman. That is more appropriate in this instance as  I am going to  assume a woman sent that message to you.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on April 26, 2017, 07:01:05 PM
My bad.   Oh woman. That is more appropriate in this instance as  I am going to  assume a woman sent that message to you.
Indeed.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: cholent on April 26, 2017, 07:01:45 PM
Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward.

ALOL
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Brian93 on April 26, 2017, 07:08:12 PM
My bad.   Oh woman. That is more appropriate in this instance as  I am going to  assume a woman sent that message to you.
Did you just assume zir gender?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: sky121 on April 26, 2017, 07:09:53 PM
Did you just assume zir gender?
Yes. I did. 
My guess if a man wrote it, it was a joke.
If not a woman probably did.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on April 26, 2017, 07:11:10 PM
New level of stupidity. It would be regular stupid if this was actually referring to the male gender, but being that it's referring to mankind, this person may as well just shove it back where it came out of.
You're missing the point, the word "mankind" is inherently sexist.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on April 26, 2017, 07:12:27 PM
You're missing the point, the word "mankind" is inherently sexist.
So is "wo-man" "s-he" "fe-male" "he-r"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: zh cohen on April 26, 2017, 07:15:03 PM
My bad.   Oh woman.

Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Mordyk on April 26, 2017, 07:18:46 PM
(In response to http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/112519 )

"Hi Dan, maybe if woman plans, G-d wouldn't laugh.... Seriously, I wanted to point out your gendered language and ask you in the nicest way to change it going forward. Thanks, <redacted>

Sent from my iPhone"
Goes together with this
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=3831.msg1720370#msg1720370
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: regular on April 26, 2017, 07:25:49 PM
Goes together with this
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=3831.msg1720370#msg1720370
Made me think of this
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on May 03, 2017, 10:56:24 PM
Advertiser wanted a discount and said "I am friend of Dan's sister"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JACKBLUE on May 03, 2017, 10:57:06 PM
Advertiser wanted a discount and said "I am friend of Dan's sister"
does he even have a sister?!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on May 03, 2017, 11:35:23 PM
does he even have a sister?!
That's why it made it here.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: coralsnake on May 04, 2017, 12:47:54 AM
Advertiser wanted a discount and said "I am friend of Dan's sister"
Ahhhhhh- But did he say which Dan?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on May 04, 2017, 12:56:55 AM
Ahhhhhh- But did he say which Dan?
turns out he has 4 sisters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Friedman_(singer))
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 04, 2017, 01:04:13 AM
turns out he has 4 sisters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Friedman_(singer))
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on May 04, 2017, 01:06:17 AM
turns out he has 4 sisters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Friedman_(singer))
Somebody needs to add a doppelganger section there and include the DDF thread and the video of him telling the other side of that story.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 04, 2017, 01:10:21 AM
Somebody needs to add a doppelganger section there and include the DDF thread and the video of him telling the other side of that story.
B'chavod
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on May 04, 2017, 01:24:07 AM
Somebody needs to add a doppelganger section there and include the DDF thread and the video of him telling the other side of that story.

Influencing edits on your own Wikipedia is unethical...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on June 05, 2017, 07:50:35 PM
Nice day, dear friend-:)
 
Hope this email find you well-:)
This is Cherry ,a lovely girl from China factory.

<redacted>

Senior Manager Of International Dept.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on June 05, 2017, 08:04:26 PM
Nice day, dear friend-:)
 
Hope this email find you well-:)
This is Cherry ,a lovely girl from China factory.

<redacted>

Senior Manager Of International Dept.


What did she say that's worth redacting?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on June 05, 2017, 08:17:52 PM
What did she say that's worth redacting?
Was probably a picture.  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on June 05, 2017, 08:25:02 PM
What did she say that's worth redacting?
Just company info...

Am I supposed to ask if she's a minor being held against her will?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ExGingi on June 05, 2017, 08:30:08 PM
Just company info...

Am I supposed to ask if she's a minor being held against her will?
There are no minors in China, and no one does anything, or is held, against their will in China.

ETA: anyone who had dealt with Chinese business over email might not be surprised by the writing style that ended up in Dan's inbox from a Chinese company.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on June 05, 2017, 08:32:04 PM
Maybe there is a factory called china factory and this is all just a big misunderstanding.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on June 05, 2017, 08:38:01 PM
Maybe there is a factory called china factory and this is all just a big misunderstanding.
Isn't that where they make china dishes and china dolls?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Something Fishy on June 06, 2017, 12:14:47 AM
ETA: anyone who had dealt with Chinese business over email might not be surprised by the writing style that ended up in Dan's inbox from a Chinese company.

My favorite to date was when a factory rep I was dealing with wished me "many wishes to your end" right before New Year's.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on July 01, 2017, 10:12:25 PM
"Hello,
 
I would like to know if there is availability for 4 rooms in your hotel,Check in date 16th Aug 2017 and check out Date 29th Aug
2017 ,kindly get back to me with the total bill.
 
Waiting to read from you soon.
 
Thanks"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on July 01, 2017, 10:25:31 PM
"Hello,
 
I would like to know if there is availability for 4 rooms in your hotel,Check in date 16th Aug 2017 and check out Date 29th Aug
2017 ,kindly get back to me with the total bill.
 
Waiting to read from you soon.
 
Thanks"
I'm just curious what hotel they thought they were trying to book.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JACKBLUE on July 01, 2017, 11:14:39 PM
I'm just curious what hotel they thought they were trying to book.
Probably in Dubai or Abu Dubai..... he read the last trip report and got impressed from the pictures!!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yammer on July 02, 2017, 01:13:13 AM
"Hello,
 
I would like to know if there is availability for 4 rooms in your hotel,Check in date 16th Aug 2017 and check out Date 29th Aug
2017 ,kindly get back to me with the total bill.
 
Waiting to read from you soon.
 
Thanks"

Any dates in September
I'm just curious what hotel they thought they were trying to book.

Probably in Dubai or Abu Dubai..... he read the last trip report and got impressed from the pictures!!
Nah probably this

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170702/f987ebbee1e7b0aa5f9edee81a7879ad.jpg)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: LoLo on July 02, 2017, 09:01:13 AM
Any dates in September Nah probably this

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170702/f987ebbee1e7b0aa5f9edee81a7879ad.jpg)
You have way too many notifications..
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yammer on July 02, 2017, 09:53:43 AM
You have way too many notifications..
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on July 02, 2017, 10:00:01 AM
You have way too many notifications..
And the weird part is no WhatsApp notifications.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: beeweegee on July 02, 2017, 10:50:31 AM
And the weird part is no WhatsApp notifications.
Nah, those are the ones he reads!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: farmbochur on July 02, 2017, 10:52:57 AM
Telegram>WhatsApp
#maketheswitch
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yammer on July 02, 2017, 10:58:56 AM
And the weird part is no WhatsApp notifications.

Nah, those are the ones he reads!
Your actually right! After reading my WhatsApp messages I proceeded to Tapa...
Telegram>WhatsApp
#maketheswitch
I'm a yuge telegram fan...and a relative  of mine losing their phone w/o a WhatsApp backup this week makes me cringe.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on July 04, 2017, 02:35:46 PM
Telegram>WhatsApp
#maketheswitch
+100

...and a relative  of mine losing their phone w/o a WhatsApp backup this week makes me cringe.
Even if you do have Whatsapp backed up, you better hope the backup actually works when you install whatsapp (it didn't for me (https://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji35.png))
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on July 04, 2017, 02:37:31 PM
Telegram>WhatsApp
#maketheswitch
I should steal this line and make it my signature
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: whYME on July 04, 2017, 02:45:46 PM
I should steal this line and make it my signature
it's now my whatsapp status :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidmal on July 05, 2017, 10:57:43 AM
Telegram>WhatsApp
#maketheswitch
yea Im on both

not enough people on telegram
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on July 05, 2017, 11:29:31 AM
not enough people on telegram
Yep, that's the real problem.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on July 25, 2017, 11:11:42 PM
A social media expert would like to help me improve our Face book because they are Face book experts.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on July 25, 2017, 11:52:27 PM
A social media ex pert would like to help me improve our Face book because they are Face book experts.

FTFY lol :D

Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on July 26, 2017, 12:17:40 AM
FTFY lol :D
Please not make fun. We are 1 rated for bussinis in social media.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on July 26, 2017, 10:10:50 AM
A social media expert would like to help me improve our Face book because they are Face book experts.

An SEO expert too!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: AsherO on July 26, 2017, 10:47:04 AM
An SEO expert too!

I can improov your seos by 122 per cent
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on July 26, 2017, 10:48:28 AM
I can improov your seos by 122 per cent
Do you char ge per were d?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on July 26, 2017, 02:15:30 PM
For the sooper low costing of $500 USD I can set up your Google analytics so that you can see exactly how good the website of yours is doing of performance!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 30, 2017, 12:27:24 PM
"hi, i have tried million times but failed, can you pls tell me how could i pass this verification ? thanks


Which bank offers Ultimate Rewards points?:

How much is 3 plus 4?:

How many letters are in DansDeals?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 30, 2017, 12:29:11 PM
Chase
7
9

In case he/she is reading this.  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: stooges44 on October 30, 2017, 12:31:52 PM
"hi, i have tried million times but failed, can you pls tell me how could i pass this verification ? thanks


Which bank offers Ultimate Rewards points?:

How much is 3 plus 4?:

How many letters are in DansDeals?"

Epic!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yuneeq on October 30, 2017, 12:35:45 PM
"hi, i have tried million times but failed, can you pls tell me how could i pass this verification ? thanks


Which bank offers Ultimate Rewards points?:

How much is 3 plus 4?:

How many letters are in DansDeals?"

TBF the first question could probably not be answered many if not most people.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 30, 2017, 12:36:35 PM
TBF the first question could probably not be answered many if not most people.
I guess it tests for searching skills in that case.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yammer on October 30, 2017, 12:47:55 PM
TBF the first question could probably not be answered many if not most people.
Uh, Google?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: avromie7 on October 30, 2017, 12:52:59 PM
I guess it tests for searching skills in that case.

Uh, Google?
Verification questions should not require a Google search
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 30, 2017, 12:58:25 PM
Verification questions should not require a Google search
Do you want this place to turn into DDFB :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 30, 2017, 01:18:58 PM
Would we get more Fri PC?  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on October 30, 2017, 01:33:34 PM
Verification questions should not require a Google search
Is that why the male to female ratio here is 6.2:1?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: username on October 30, 2017, 01:36:11 PM
Is that why the male to female ratio here is 6.2:1?
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51y%2Bujhf3iL._SY355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yuneeq on October 30, 2017, 04:39:48 PM
I guess it tests for searching skills in that case.

Uh, Google?

If the point is to turn people away, then sure it works.
When someone is considering joining a forum, a dumb question that needs to be googled may be enough to just say "meh, never mind".
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 30, 2017, 04:40:55 PM
Fair enough, question removed.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Something Fishy on October 30, 2017, 05:04:56 PM
Fair enough, question removed.

No fair, I worked up a sweat trying to answer that question.

I want my membership fee back.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ExGingi on October 30, 2017, 05:06:01 PM
No fair, I worked up a sweat trying to answer that question.

I want my membership fee back.
You only have one membership? I thought you got one for each attempt at the answer.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: David Smith on October 30, 2017, 05:06:48 PM
Uh, Google?
I googled it. This was the top result:
 https://www.quora.com/Which-bank-offers-Ultimate-Rewards-points.
To quote the top answer:

Quote
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1. REWARD TO CUSTOMER'S BEHAVIORS
-  Signing up

[https://qph]

Start a new account to get and to keep more free rewards from orders. With Magegiant Reward Points program, customers have a reason for creating a new account instead of checking out as guest.
-  Purchasing

[https://qph]

The reward points system enables your customers earn points each time they purchase. You can create unlimited flexible earning rules based on subtotal, qty items in cart, billing, shipping address, categories, SKU ... then apply to different customer groups, stores.
-  Reviewing and rating

[https://qph]

Through product reviews and ratings, customers create social proof and customer confidence for products. With Loyalty program system, customers can be set to receive Reward Points automatically when they write a product review or only receive Points for product reviews that were approved by Store-owner.
-  Referring

[https://qph]


Store-owners can reward points to customers who put the effort in referring their friends to purchase via shareable links, quick social networks buttons and built-in invitation email system.
-  Reaching milestone

[https://qph]

You can reward customers for lifetime events. Reward customers for their lifetime: orders, referrals, or length of membership. You can also automatically change their customer group so that new loyalty and Magento promotional rules can apply to them.

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[https://qph]

Allow customers enable to only use points for paid order. Money is not required to pay that order. This is the advanced tool to encourage them to buy more products to earn more points.

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Generate a bulk of Reward Coupon codes, then set for websites and customers group in the same way to Magento default shopping cart feature. Store-owners can also send Reward Coupons as special offers or gifts to customers. Customers can redeem for points or use it as discount in checkout page.

Wish it be helpful for you!
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Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JJs fan on October 30, 2017, 05:07:48 PM
whats goin on here

could you start or give a recap??
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ExGingi on October 30, 2017, 05:08:33 PM
I googled it. This was the top result:
 https://www.quora.com/Which-bank-offers-Ultimate-Rewards-points.
To quote the top answer:
Maybe Google (or quora) was fed Pareve cholent (aka biodiesel).
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: username on October 30, 2017, 05:10:22 PM
Fair enough, question removed.
Make sure you email them back...
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Something Fishy on October 30, 2017, 05:31:29 PM
You only have one membership? I thought you got one for each attempt at the answer.

Indeed, but PGFHGS.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Something Fishy on October 30, 2017, 05:32:10 PM
Make sure you email them back...

No need, I think we've found him ;D:

whats goin on here

could you start or give a recap??
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yammer on October 31, 2017, 12:20:13 AM
I googled it. This was the top result:
 https://www.quora.com/Which-bank-offers-Ultimate-Rewards-points.
To quote the top answer:
ALOL
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:45:59 PM
"Do u by any chance know if Jamaica ok to travel to?
Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:46:12 PM
"dansdeals has paper towel can u order for me?
with moreunderwear and undershirts"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:48:50 PM
"in the past you have been sending out notices about fares on Turkish airlines. Considering the fact that Turkey is arguably Isreal's biggest enemy  perhaps it is time to stop advertising their fares and possibly encourage your suscribers to boycott Turkish Air. It doesn't seem appropriate to support Israel's biggest enemy to save a couple of bucks "
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: JACKBLUE on January 09, 2018, 08:49:36 PM
"in the past you have been sending out notices about fares on Turkish airlines. Considering the fact that Turkey is arguably Isreal's biggest enemy  perhaps it is time to stop advertising their fares and possibly encourage your suscribers to boycott Turkish Air. It doesn't seem appropriate to support Israel's biggest enemy to save a couple of bucks "
;)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:49:42 PM
"Meet u at the airport. !!!"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:51:00 PM
"Can't you read delta airlines
Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:51:12 PM
"I am looking for a good deal
To Israel. Can you let me know soon?
Thank you"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:52:10 PM
"Why am I always getting these em's so late, so that many times I miss out on really good deals?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:53:00 PM
"What is cost to Newark Intnl from Lakewood NJ"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:55:05 PM
"notice Tom's  shoes
Remember we will not be home from next Thurs thru Sunday for deliveries"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:55:35 PM

孔万霞-厦门奥斯格户外用
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:55:50 PM
"You can get the grill for an anniversary present if you will enjoy it."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:56:07 PM
"Did you check out the Palestinian shirts being offered on amazon?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:56:18 PM
"Ku
Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:58:03 PM
"More than 1/2 of the items are sold out or dead, so why to publish them???????
Sent from my iPhone"

"This is an automated email, follow dansdeals on Twitter if you want live deal alerts."

"It's ok I'm fine with the email.
I got some good things in the past and some good ideas about miles acquiring etc.
But may be my daughter.
How would she join?
Go on twitter or you guys arrange it?
Sent from my iPhone"

Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:58:36 PM
"Thank you for the resume but my son is not going out yet..
He wants to go back to Israel "
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:59:22 PM
"Sephora is a BDS company.  Just saying."
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 09, 2018, 08:59:49 PM
"Played now from 1-6 dinner, and then 7:30-9:30

Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on January 09, 2018, 08:59:55 PM
Keep em coming.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: beeweegee on January 09, 2018, 09:08:46 PM
"Thank you for the resume but my son is not going out yet..
He wants to go back to Israel "
  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shlonx on January 09, 2018, 09:15:45 PM
"Sephora is a BDS company.  Just saying."

https://www.adl.org/news/article/false-rumor-sephora-and-ahava
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yammer on January 09, 2018, 11:09:25 PM
孔万霞-厦门奥斯格户外用
Google translate: Kong Wan Xia - Xiamen Ao Sog outdoor use.

Huh?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on January 09, 2018, 11:12:23 PM
"Thank you for the resume but my son is not going out yet..
He wants to go back to Israel "
Why can't he date in Israel?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Abelefko1 on January 10, 2018, 06:20:51 AM
"in the past you have been sending out notices about fares on Turkish airlines. Considering the fact that Turkey is arguably Isreal's biggest enemy  perhaps it is time to stop advertising their fares and possibly encourage your suscribers to boycott Turkish Air. It doesn't seem appropriate to support Israel's biggest enemy to save a couple of bucks "
Turkey is one of the biggest destinations from israel....
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Abelefko1 on January 10, 2018, 06:23:08 AM
I think itís high time @dan change the comment system on DDMS so that people who just post annoying/stupid comments get kicked off...maybe a membership/sign in model?
Poll anyone?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: David Smith on January 10, 2018, 07:00:34 AM
I think itís high time @dan change the comment system on DDMS so that people who just post annoying/stupid comments get kicked off...maybe a membership/sign in model?
Poll anyone?
A open comment section, much like free market capitalism, moderates itself to a large degree.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Boruch999 on January 10, 2018, 07:23:13 AM
"I am looking for a good deal
To Israel. Can you let me know soon?
Thank you"

What a beautifal haiku!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on January 10, 2018, 03:49:38 PM
"Do u by any chance know if Jamaica ok to travel to?
Sent from my iPhone"
HT: @ChaimMoskowitz
I guess he felt it was safe enough
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 10, 2018, 03:57:55 PM
HT: @ChaimMoskowitz
I guess he felt it was safe enough
Make sure to tell him/her not to got to The Jungle or Scrub-A-Dub night clubs.  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on January 10, 2018, 04:28:08 PM
Make sure to tell him/her not to got to The Jungle or Scrub-A-Dub night clubs.  :)
Let's hear some stories!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on January 10, 2018, 06:13:29 PM
Let's hear some stories!
They all I will hear is POIDH.  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on January 10, 2018, 10:50:23 PM
They all I will hear is POIDH.  :)
I'd still take the story
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on April 17, 2018, 11:49:30 AM
ROTFLMAO!
   

"Subject: DO NOT FAX ME!!!!

Yesterday I printed something of yours from your website; I wanted the
1st pg, pg. only.  But the printer kept going and I stopped it at 9
pages.
Just now 4:30 pm DST, without a request,  my printer (which was on and
in use all day) continued printing from your site and I noticed that
it would be a batch of 95!  Please remove or somehow disengage your
site from continuing to print even after a 'stop' or 'job cancel' is
requested.
Chani"

Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
Yocheved 
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on April 17, 2018, 11:50:46 AM
Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
Yocheved
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: etech0 on April 17, 2018, 11:53:51 AM
Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
Yocheved
Maybe she means the chrome notifications?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Something Fishy on April 17, 2018, 12:05:06 PM
Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
Yocheved

CC: @Moishebatchy
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: real-brisker on April 17, 2018, 12:38:49 PM
Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
Yocheved 

why did you quote the post from 2011? same person?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on April 17, 2018, 12:39:35 PM
why did you quote the post from 2011? same person?
Reminded me of it.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yammer on April 17, 2018, 12:40:55 PM
Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
Yocheved
Lol
Do you ever respond to them?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: sguitarist18 on April 17, 2018, 01:19:56 PM
Maybe she means the chrome notifications?

That would be my guess.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: David R on April 17, 2018, 01:21:54 PM
Lol
Do you ever respond to them?

Scroll up a few posts.
"More than 1/2 of the items are sold out or dead, so why to publish them???????
Sent from my iPhone"

"This is an automated email, follow dansdeals on Twitter if you want live deal alerts."

"It's ok I'm fine with the email.
I got some good things in the past and some good ideas about miles acquiring etc.
But may be my daughter.
How would she join?
Go on twitter or you guys arrange it?
Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Moishebatchy on April 17, 2018, 04:58:14 PM
CC: @Moishebatchy

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidmal on May 03, 2018, 02:10:45 PM
ROTFLMAO!
   

"Subject: DO NOT FAX ME!!!!

Yesterday I printed something of yours from your website; I wanted the
1st pg, pg. only.  But the printer kept going and I stopped it at 9
pages.
Just now 4:30 pm DST, without a request,  my printer (which was on and
in use all day) continued printing from your site and I noticed that
it would be a batch of 95!  Please remove or somehow disengage your
site from continuing to print even after a 'stop' or 'job cancel' is
requested.
Chani"
haha! this is epic
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: aygart on May 03, 2018, 02:59:33 PM
No booking agent emails?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: puddles on May 04, 2018, 10:04:07 AM
Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
Yocheved
This is the one of the most amazing things I have ever read.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Mordyk on May 04, 2018, 10:30:34 AM
Subject: Stop googling!

I would appreciate if you can stop sending me your deals on google. I have no way how to stop getting them by google. Thanks so much.
Yocheved
my head is spinning ::)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on May 22, 2018, 03:27:50 PM
1st email:

Hi {Firstname},

Hope I found you in a good mood

Being straightforward. I have found {Sitename} a best fit to feature my sponsor post & advertisement.

Currently, we are running a sponsored post campaign and I would like to continue with your website. If you find this interesting, please share price and process.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

2nd email:

Hi Editor,

Hope I found you in a good mood

Being straightforward. I have found Dansdeals.com a best fit to feature my sponsor post & advertisement.

Currently, we are running a sponsored post campaign and I would like to continue with your website. If you find this interesting, please share price and process.

Looking forward to hearing from you.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ExGingi on May 22, 2018, 04:16:39 PM
1st email:

Hi {Firstname},

Hope I found you in a good mood

Being straightforward. I have found {Sitename} a best fit to feature my sponsor post & advertisement.

Currently, we are running a sponsored post campaign and I would like to continue with your website. If you find this interesting, please share price and process.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

2nd email:

Hi Editor,

Hope I found you in a good mood

Being straightforward. I have found Dansdeals.com a best fit to feature my sponsor post & advertisement.

Currently, we are running a sponsored post campaign and I would like to continue with your website. If you find this interesting, please share price and process.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

You find a bot generated email like this worthy of this thread?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yuneeq on May 22, 2018, 04:26:32 PM
You find a bot generated email like this worthy of this thread?

Does a bot have a choice of being anything but straight forward?

But to answer your q- a business inquiry that's not only bot-generated, but also sent with the template tags is really sad.
Then following up the head scratching email with another bot generated email is even more sad.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidmal on May 23, 2018, 11:13:02 AM
Does a bot have a choice of being anything but straight forward?

But to answer your q- a business inquiry that's not only bot-generated, but also sent with the template tags is really sad.
Then following up the head scratching email with another bot generated email is even more sad.
  :o
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Moishebatchy on June 07, 2018, 07:47:43 AM
CC: @Moishebatchy

לאַפיִנג מאַי עֶס אוֺף 😂😂😂
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on June 12, 2018, 10:36:56 AM
Hello,
     Need the cost for the inkjet printer that you have and also let me know if you accept Credit cards payment on this order,thank you.

Thanks
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidrotts63 on June 12, 2018, 10:45:28 AM
Hello,
     Need the cost for the inkjet printer that you have and also let me know if you accept Credit cards payment on this order,thank you.

Thanks
Of the most innocent mistakes, yet of the funniest
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: 12HRS on June 12, 2018, 01:40:08 PM
Hello,
     Need the cost for the inkjet printer that you have and also let me know if you accept Credit cards payment on this order,thank you.

Thanks

should have taken her CC  ;D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on June 12, 2018, 05:46:35 PM
should have taken her CC  ;D
Love how you assume it's a woman
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: 12HRS on June 12, 2018, 05:53:31 PM
Love how you assume it's a woman

Now that was stereotyping.  :P
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: as2 on June 12, 2018, 06:29:59 PM
Now that was stereotyping. 
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 24, 2018, 01:18:09 PM
"What is mega millions phone number"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidrotts63 on October 24, 2018, 01:18:58 PM
"What is mega millions phone number"
+1
I wanted it too.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: shapsam on October 24, 2018, 01:20:45 PM
"What is mega millions phone number"
Hmmm, IP address form South Carolina?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 24, 2018, 02:44:26 PM
"What is mega millions phone number"
1-800-SUC-KERS
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 24, 2018, 11:41:54 PM
"Would Levi or Reed be interested in the Lego set offered. If yes buy it and save for Chanukah and I will send you check

Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 24, 2018, 11:42:48 PM
"Too bad this was posted so late- probably a hoax

Sent from my iPhone"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 24, 2018, 11:43:08 PM
"What are the cheapest rates roundtrip to Israel from JFK?"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 24, 2018, 11:45:44 PM
"why do u send out posts that end tuesday night at 12:09 AM wednesday .  Just teasing us as to what me missed "
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 24, 2018, 11:46:35 PM
"the flight thing is not really relevant bc itís bad dates but the laundry thing might save u some big bucks"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on October 24, 2018, 11:47:35 PM
I feel like half of these were meant to be sent to someone and for some reason got sent to the DD email address instead.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on October 24, 2018, 11:47:42 PM
"No deals for 58 dollars b.s. waiting my time"
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: puddles on October 25, 2018, 09:12:44 AM
"No deals for 58 dollars b.s. waiting my time"
He is right...  :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on October 25, 2018, 10:14:49 AM
So who else is hoping to see their comment here?  :)
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: henche on October 25, 2018, 10:33:22 AM
So who else is hoping to see their comment here?  :)

 :D
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Redbull3 on October 25, 2018, 12:09:20 PM
"Would Levi or Reed be interested in the Lego set offered. If yes buy it and save for Chanukah and I will send you check

Sent from my iPhone"
Levi and Reed. Nice names
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 23, 2019, 06:31:07 PM
Thanks Frank. Iím in anytime after 8am works

Regards,

Kenneth
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on January 23, 2019, 06:31:17 PM
I ordered the Samsonite suitcases around 4 weeks ago. this is the info about the order.Advance XLT
91333-1041
2 piece set-SP21/29 color black
I received the order without a receipt. can you please send me the receipt. There is nothing in the box besides the suitcases
thank you/
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidrotts63 on January 23, 2019, 06:45:00 PM
These never seize to crack me up, any time of the day.
ETA:cease*
Couldn't find a way to twist it to appear intentional.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on January 23, 2019, 06:56:53 PM
These never seize to crack me up, any time of the day.
I dunno, they always seem to grab my attention and make me laugh.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yitzgar on January 23, 2019, 06:58:09 PM
I dunno, they always seem to grab my attention and make me laugh.
I guess you sees the humor
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on January 23, 2019, 06:59:29 PM
These never seize to crack me up, any time of the day.
You have failed me young padawan.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on January 23, 2019, 06:59:52 PM
I guess you sees the humor
So much so it causes violent involuntary shaking.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yitzgar on January 23, 2019, 07:00:30 PM
So much so it causes violent involuntary shaking.
The shaking won't cease?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on January 23, 2019, 07:02:46 PM
The shaking won't cease?
Not until I eat a romaine lettuce based salad.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on January 23, 2019, 07:03:54 PM
Not until I eat a romaine lettuce based salad.
Don't forget the croutons.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yitzgar on January 23, 2019, 07:04:10 PM
Not until I eat a romaine lettuce based salad.
Took me couple seconds
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on January 23, 2019, 07:05:05 PM
Took me couple seconds
Could we say your mind seized up momentarily?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: yitzgar on January 23, 2019, 07:05:29 PM
Could we say your mind seized up momentarily?
Nope, I was just catching some z's
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on January 23, 2019, 07:06:07 PM
Don't forget the croutons.
Et tu?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: davidrotts63 on January 23, 2019, 07:06:50 PM
Not sure how I feel about that it took me so long to understand what's going on here.
But I'm enjoying this, this is good.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on January 23, 2019, 07:10:42 PM
Et tu?
I don't know what you think my name is but it sure as hell isn't Brutus.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on March 15, 2019, 02:25:30 PM
Hello,

I want to book accommodation for 4 of my colleagues that will be coming to your country for a 10 days vacation in May, the booking will be from 13th to 20th of May 2019,approximately 8 nights.

Kindly confirm availability of rooms for those dates and the types of facility you have available for us so i can forward further details for the booking.

Thanks & regards,

Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Lou Bob on March 15, 2019, 02:29:14 PM
Hello,

I want to book accommodation for 4 of my colleagues that will be coming to your country for a 10 days vacation in May, the booking will be from 13th to 20th of May 2019,approximately 8 nights.

Kindly confirm availability of rooms for those dates and the types of facility you have available for us so i can forward further details for the booking.

Thanks & regards,


reply with your link to expedia?
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on March 15, 2019, 02:46:41 PM
Hello,

I want to book accommodation for 4 of my colleagues that will be coming to your country for a 10 days vacation in May, the booking will be from 13th to 20th of May 2019,approximately 8 nights.

Kindly confirm availability of rooms for those dates and the types of facility you have available for us so i can forward further details for the booking.

Thanks & regards,
@Dan owns a country now?! You guys must be doing quite well!
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: jj1000 on March 15, 2019, 03:03:09 PM
@Dan owns a country now?! You guys must be doing quite well!
Bh bh.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on March 15, 2019, 03:37:48 PM
Bh bh.
Good for you guys.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ExGingi on March 15, 2019, 03:40:53 PM
@Dan owns a country now?! You guys must be doing quite well!

Exactly my thoughts, as I was trying to ponder which country is "your country".
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Yehuda57 on March 15, 2019, 03:44:07 PM
@Dan owns a country now?! You guys must be doing quite well!
They own India, hence no cash allowed
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: Dan on March 15, 2019, 03:44:18 PM
Exactly my thoughts, as I was trying to ponder which country is "your country".
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: ExGingi on March 15, 2019, 03:45:06 PM
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I thought you're a Levi, not a Cohen.
Title: Re: Dan's Inbox: Where Fun Happens!
Post by: mmgfarb on March 15, 2019, 04:15:01 PM
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
ALOL