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Title: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on February 13, 2018, 07:43:21 AM
I think we need a new thread of comments that crack me up!

This one is awesome!

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/coupons/hot1hurry-50-off-50-banana-republic/#comment-1341435
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on February 13, 2018, 07:43:37 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/hurry-price-mistake-get-50-off-toys-r-us-sitewide/#comment-1343426

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/hurry-price-mistake-get-50-off-toys-r-us-sitewide/#comment-1343436
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: gingyguy on February 13, 2018, 08:40:04 AM
lol!
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Moshe123 on February 13, 2018, 09:57:50 AM
Can't tell if AJK is serious...
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on February 13, 2018, 09:59:47 AM
Can't tell if AJK is serious...
Where?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: JoeyShmoe on February 13, 2018, 10:58:49 AM
Where?
I'm guessing this comment (https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/hurry-price-mistake-get-50-off-toys-r-us-sitewide/#comment-1343370)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: smart man on February 13, 2018, 11:35:27 AM
Can't tell if AJK is serious...
Wouldn't put it past him!
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on February 13, 2018, 07:58:48 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/hurry-price-mistake-get-50-off-toys-r-us-sitewide/#comment-1343485
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on February 27, 2018, 06:35:07 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/amazon-buying-ring-1-billion-amazon-google-smart-home-rivalry-intensifies/#comment-1344862
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on March 12, 2018, 01:39:51 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/add-item-72-irish-spring-moisture-blast-moisturizing-soap-bars-just-7-98-amazon/#comment-1346405
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on March 27, 2018, 02:53:32 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/all-about/getting-israel-using-starwood-starpoints-2018-ultimate-guide/#comment-1348773
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on March 30, 2018, 02:14:27 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/ruff-month-united-will-4-hours-compassion-training-fix-airline/#comment-1349208
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on March 30, 2018, 02:18:47 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/ruff-month-united-will-4-hours-compassion-training-fix-airline/#comment-1349208
Dan might have a job as a singer but not as a comedian.  :)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on March 30, 2018, 02:24:16 PM
Dan might have a job as a singer but not as a comedian.  :)
Ruff punch, not like you're any punnier.
:)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Dan on March 30, 2018, 02:38:12 PM
Ruff punch, not like you're any punnier.
:)
Punderful!
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on April 18, 2018, 12:16:55 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/today-panasonic-beard-trimmer-hair-clippers-sale-49-99-shipped-amazon/#comment-1351213

the reply: https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/today-panasonic-beard-trimmer-hair-clippers-sale-49-99-shipped-amazon/#comment-1351218
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on May 08, 2018, 03:59:20 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/two-dozen-colorful-roses-vase-just-15-97-shipped/#comment-1354589
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: sky121 on May 08, 2018, 05:22:52 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/two-dozen-colorful-roses-vase-just-15-97-shipped/#comment-1354589
I hear. Lady sees the deal online and knows that's the reason her husband finally got her flowers. Lol
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on May 18, 2018, 01:01:00 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/awful-kosher-airline-meals-fault/#comment-1356108
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on May 30, 2018, 12:23:01 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-2-free-amc-tickets/#comment-1357161

The whole post is begging for interesting comments, curios to see how it goes unless some have already been denied.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on June 04, 2018, 03:22:06 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/milespoints/air-france-klm-flying-blue-kills-promo-awards-israel/#comment-1357655
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: sguitarist18 on June 04, 2018, 05:37:39 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/awful-kosher-airline-meals-fault/#comment-1356108

My question is if he invented the name planning on using that line.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on June 06, 2018, 11:07:32 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/ebay-deals/20-off-everything-ebay-save-forever-stamps/#comment-1357972

@Dan reply!!  ;D ;D https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/ebay-deals/20-off-everything-ebay-save-forever-stamps/#comment-1357973
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on June 14, 2018, 02:31:02 PM
There's just too many here: https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/electronics/cell-phones/will-signup-free-15-month-sprint-plan-tomorrow/#comments
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Something Fishy on June 25, 2018, 11:48:17 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/el-al/el-al-ceo-refusing-sit-next-another-passenger-will-result-immediate-ejection-plane/#comment-1360402
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: churnbabychurn on June 26, 2018, 12:11:03 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/el-al/el-al-ceo-refusing-sit-next-another-passenger-will-result-immediate-ejection-plane/#comment-1360402
Like
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yitzgar on June 26, 2018, 12:37:24 AM
Can this be merged with the other thread so we don't have reposts?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Something Fishy on June 26, 2018, 12:42:32 AM
Can this be merged with the other thread so we don't have reposts?

They are very different threads.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on June 26, 2018, 09:22:09 AM
They are very different threads.

Exactly!  ;D
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on June 28, 2018, 01:29:34 PM
A winner!!! https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/coffee/load-dunkin-donuts-card-10-via-masterpass-checkout-get-5-bonus-eligible-per-day/#comment-1361075

 :o :o
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on July 09, 2018, 06:17:05 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/israel-flights/rare-united-polaris-business-class-saver-award-upgrade-space-newark-san-francisco-tel-aviv-2/#comment-1362996
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on July 09, 2018, 06:18:38 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/israel-flights/rare-united-polaris-business-class-saver-award-upgrade-space-newark-san-francisco-tel-aviv-2/#comment-1362996
ROTFLMAO
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on July 18, 2018, 02:02:29 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/heres-got-prime-day-favorite-prime-day-deals/#comment-1365527
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ckmk47 on July 18, 2018, 02:51:49 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/heres-got-prime-day-favorite-prime-day-deals/#comment-1365527 (https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/heres-got-prime-day-favorite-prime-day-deals/#comment-1365527)
LOL!
yes, some of us (are trying to) have a rgular life going on besides Prime Day.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on July 18, 2018, 09:23:25 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/trip-notes/join-lifetime-kosher-catered-trip-antarctica/#comment-1365689
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on July 18, 2018, 09:34:59 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/trip-notes/join-lifetime-kosher-catered-trip-antarctica/#comment-1365689
Same idea as: https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=79257.0
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Yehuda57 on July 18, 2018, 09:51:22 PM
Same idea as: https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=79257.0

Facepalm.gif
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on July 18, 2018, 10:08:10 PM
Facepalm.gif
+1
Someone is catching on.
Well done to the 2 of you.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on July 19, 2018, 04:22:22 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/trip-notes/join-lifetime-kosher-catered-trip-antarctica/#comment-1365624
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on July 24, 2018, 10:49:55 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/hotel-deals/dont-wait-book-hotel-awards-now-starwood-marriott-merger/#comment-1366698
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on August 06, 2018, 03:19:17 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/credit-cards/chase-ihg-credit-card-now-offering-100000-points-signup-bonus-plus-earn-another-5000-points-adding-additional-user/#comment-1369368
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ruv on August 07, 2018, 04:44:51 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/israel-flights/delta-fly-baltimore-boston-chicago-washington-dc-tel-aviv-585-615-round-trip/#comment-1369709
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on August 07, 2018, 04:47:10 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/israel-flights/delta-fly-baltimore-boston-chicago-washington-dc-tel-aviv-585-615-round-trip/#comment-1369709

Does he want fries with that as well?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: TimT on August 07, 2018, 05:46:23 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/israel-flights/delta-fly-baltimore-boston-chicago-washington-dc-tel-aviv-585-615-round-trip/#comment-1369709
As I said
Hire more TAís.
:)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: skyguy918 on August 07, 2018, 06:37:31 PM
Does he want fries with that as well?
The follow up comment makes it seem like trolling.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Yaalili on August 09, 2018, 05:22:51 PM
https://onemileatatime.com/priority-pass-tel-aviv/#comment-3981451
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: as2 on August 09, 2018, 05:44:12 PM
https://onemileatatime.com/priority-pass-tel-aviv/#comment-3981451
The following one is a bit less funny...
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Something Fishy on August 09, 2018, 05:46:59 PM
https://onemileatatime.com/priority-pass-tel-aviv/#comment-3981451

The next one as well :P
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Yaalili on August 09, 2018, 06:17:41 PM
The following one is a bit less funny...

Yeh comment 3 and comment 4 were the same idea, though comment 3 was funny, next one was not.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on August 12, 2018, 07:57:39 PM
Quote
What an idiot, donít you know each family member has a PP card and will guest each other member into the restaurant netting 144 food vouchers there for the family of 12?
I thought of doing this when I used the PP resturant at MIA ;) but $120 of food was enough for the 4 of us
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on August 13, 2018, 03:03:26 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/mileage-deals/hot-fly-nonstop-nyc-us-cities-just-10k-delta-miles-round-trip/#comment-1370493
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on August 23, 2018, 04:36:54 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/milespoints/used-230000-united-miles-buy-piece-747/#comment-1372366
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on September 05, 2018, 03:36:12 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/electronics/headphones/bose-quietcomfort-35-series-ii-wireless-noise-cancelling-headphones-just-254-15-shipped-massgenie/#comment-1374407
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on October 15, 2018, 02:52:07 PM
This thread https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/hawaii-flights/wide-open-availability-fly-hawaii-delta-lie-flat-business-class-just-22-5k-miles-way/#comment-1378249
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on October 15, 2018, 09:08:54 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/hotel-deals/price-mistake-smoking-hot-2-bedroom-2-level-overwater-villa-angsana-velavaru-maldives-just-300-night/#comment-1378277
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ExGingi on October 21, 2018, 01:31:12 PM
This one had me ALOL

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/earthwise-10-wide-9-amp-electric-snow-thrower-28-32-shipped-amazon-71-price-drop/#comment-1379274
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on October 21, 2018, 07:41:31 PM
LOL! https://www.dansdeals.com/credit-cards/ultimate-comparison-chart-chase-ultimate-rewards-cards-supercharge-earnings-creating-killer-quinfecta/#comment-1379357
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: greatluck on October 21, 2018, 08:13:02 PM
LOL! https://www.dansdeals.com/credit-cards/ultimate-comparison-chart-chase-ultimate-rewards-cards-supercharge-earnings-creating-killer-quinfecta/#comment-1379357
yes you can, but why post about it. :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: helpyouamdme on October 21, 2018, 10:32:52 PM
yes you can, but why post about it. :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Really???.. you know anyone who did that?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on October 21, 2018, 10:55:53 PM
"What is not covered?
These benefits do not cover any expense resulting from the following:
ē Travel for the purpose of obtaining medical treatment"
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on October 23, 2018, 04:30:29 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/miscellaneous/mega-millions-1-6-billion-take-lump-sum-annuity-payments/#comment-1379712
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: helpyouamdme on October 23, 2018, 09:24:54 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/save-60-sealy-optimum-latex-conventional-bed-mattresses-amazon/#comment-1379501
and read the reply
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on November 05, 2018, 10:40:39 AM
https://www.creditboards.com/forums/index.php?/topic/616395-(Article)-Credit-Karma-buys-UK-credit-scoring-platform-from-TransUnion-in-first-expansion-beyond-North-America#entry5759198
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yossig on November 08, 2018, 11:22:28 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/delta-american-will-preboard-passengers-nut-allergies/#comment-1382010
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Definitions on November 09, 2018, 12:49:55 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/delta-american-will-preboard-passengers-nut-allergies/#comment-1382010
Where is that mishna that the person who replied is referring to? Is that why people don't use crutches... if they don't need it, even for fun?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: oldguy on November 09, 2018, 12:52:41 AM
Where is that mishna that the person who replied is referring to? Is that why people don't use crutches... if they don't need it, even for fun?
Last Mishna in Peah.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: JoeyShmoe on November 09, 2018, 01:10:14 AM
Where is that mishna that the person who replied is referring to? Is that why people don't use crutches... if they don't need it, even for fun?
Last Mishna in פאה
וכל מי שאינו לא חיגר, ולא סומא, ולא פיסח, ועושה עצמו כאחד מהם, אינו מת מן הזקנה עד שיהיה כאחד מהם, שנאמר [(משלי יא) ודורש רעה תבואנו, ונאמר] (דברים טז): צדק צדק תרדוף
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: eliraps on November 12, 2018, 05:07:07 PM
The Mishna is not referring to doing it for fun....
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Definitions on November 12, 2018, 07:41:38 PM
The Mishna is not referring to doing it for fun....
Ok so what is the mekor?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on November 17, 2018, 01:54:09 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/went-tesla-delivery-hell-tesla-giving-control-site-forums-1-5-million-tesla-account-contacts/#comment-1383190
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: chinagel on November 17, 2018, 07:19:01 PM
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/hanes-free-six-pack-of-socks-with-any-purchase-free-shipping-purchases-from-1/#comment-674079
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: US on November 17, 2018, 08:52:13 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-google-home-mini-spotify-premium-family-membership/#comment-1383315 (https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-google-home-mini-spotify-premium-family-membership/#comment-1383315)
@jj1000 need help out there?
we're up to 10 times repeating...
Update 22.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on November 17, 2018, 08:54:50 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-google-home-mini-spotify-premium-family-membership/#comment-1383315 (https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-google-home-mini-spotify-premium-family-membership/#comment-1383315)
@jj1000 need help out there?
we're up to 10 times repeating...
How do you get rid of the 14.99?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: US on November 17, 2018, 08:57:14 PM
How do you get rid of the 14.99?
REPEAT:
"It will ask for a credit card to pay for the $14.99 fee, but it doesnít actually charge you the $14.99. You can cancel the plan any time. The $14.99 is not actually charged until the end of the first 2 months of the trial."
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on November 17, 2018, 08:58:12 PM
REPEAT:
"It will ask for a credit card to pay for the $14.99 fee, but it doesnít actually charge you the $14.99. You can cancel the plan any time. The $14.99 is not actually charged until the end of the first 2 months of the trial."
11 and counting.  :)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: US on November 17, 2018, 09:00:47 PM
11 and counting.  :)
Only on DDMS counts.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on November 17, 2018, 09:17:53 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-google-home-mini-spotify-premium-family-membership/#comment-1383315 (https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-google-home-mini-spotify-premium-family-membership/#comment-1383315)
@jj1000 need help out there?
we're up to 10 times repeating...
Update 22.
That has got to be the funniest thing Iíve ever seen in DDMS comments.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on November 17, 2018, 09:32:24 PM
That has got to be the funniest thing Iíve ever seen in DDMS comments.

The ctrl C and V keys on @jj1000 's keyboard are getting quite a workout tonight
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: jj1000 on November 17, 2018, 11:03:22 PM
The ctrl C and V keys on @jj1000 's keyboard are getting quite a workout tonight
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/electronics/computer-accesories/today-today-logitech-mx-master-wireless-mouse-49-99-logitech-products-sale-amazon/
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: greatluck on November 19, 2018, 09:54:53 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airbnb-bans-listings-israels-west-bank-first-ever-location-ban/#comment-1384264
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on November 29, 2018, 10:17:29 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/today-save-50-united-american-delta-ups-die-cast-metal-vehicles-planes-amazon/#comment-1388859
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on November 29, 2018, 10:41:02 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/today-save-50-united-american-delta-ups-die-cast-metal-vehicles-planes-amazon/#comment-1388859
Am I the only one who ordered these for myself? :)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ChaimMoskowitz on November 29, 2018, 10:43:33 AM
Am I the only one who ordered these for myself? :)
No, probably my five year old nephew did to.  :P
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: LoLo on November 29, 2018, 08:02:05 PM
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/warning-regarding-american-express-pre-approval-referral-offers-no-lifetime-language/#comment-681681
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on January 01, 2019, 09:27:14 PM
https://onemileatatime.com/united-cookbook-recipes/#comment-4097632
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on February 26, 2019, 02:41:42 PM
You knew (https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=60121.msg2064031#msg2064031) this was coming

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/woot/woot-off-going-now-free-shipping-amazon-prime-members-plus-extra-bags-crap-prime-appreciation-week/#comment

Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: zagguru on March 04, 2019, 07:27:12 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/milespoints/bonvoyed-heres-tier-4-5-travel-package-certificate/#comment-1400082
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: LoLo on March 05, 2019, 05:40:38 PM
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/american-airlines-hyatt-announce-new-partnership/#comment-731052
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on March 20, 2019, 07:40:57 AM
https://onemileatatime.com/el-al-chicago/#comment-4145669
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on April 10, 2019, 02:14:39 PM
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/american-express-rat-cracking-down-on-closures-within-12-months/#comment-746718
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: as2 on May 22, 2019, 06:03:38 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/coffee/hacking-starbucks-espresso-just-50-stars/#comment-1408296
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 22, 2019, 07:26:42 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/coffee/hacking-starbucks-espresso-just-50-stars/#comment-1408296
Umm, excuse me? Wth is going on here?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: grodnoking on May 22, 2019, 07:27:31 PM
Umm, excuse me? Wth is going on here?
Don't worry. It's not you.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yeshivabucher on May 22, 2019, 07:29:09 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/coffee/hacking-starbucks-espresso-just-50-stars/#comment-1408296

at least the UPS method is still secure
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 22, 2019, 07:30:51 PM
Don't worry. It's not you.
Obviously, guy didn't even spell my name right
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 22, 2019, 07:31:20 PM
Besides, that's the henche method, what's it got to do with me?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: LoLo on May 22, 2019, 07:46:27 PM
Nope, i think it's @Freddie's method.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 22, 2019, 07:49:48 PM
Nope, i think it's @Freddie's method.
Ah, you're right, mb
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 22, 2019, 08:33:01 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/coffee/hacking-starbucks-espresso-just-50-stars/#comment-1408319
What do people think this is?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Dan on May 22, 2019, 08:38:39 PM
Looks like you have some secret admirers
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/milespoints/daily-getaways-adjusts-hertz-points-years-sale-dont-expect-compensation-past-years/#comment-1408316
Title: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 22, 2019, 08:40:22 PM
Looks like you have some secret admirers
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/milespoints/daily-getaways-adjusts-hertz-points-years-sale-dont-expect-compensation-past-years/#comment-1408316
It's probably @davidrotts63 I just don't understand why he can't figure out how to spell my name correctly

Oh also, I'm gonna need IP addresses, thanks.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on May 22, 2019, 08:43:14 PM
It's probably @davidrotts63 I just don't understand why he can't figure out how to spell my name correctly

Oh also, I'm gonna need IP addresses, thanks.
Lol. This one was me, and I spelled it right.
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/coffee/hacking-starbucks-espresso-just-50-stars/#comment-1408319
What do people think this is?
I actually came clean to you before you posted this seems you didn't get it yet tho...
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 22, 2019, 08:44:24 PM
Lol. This one was me, and I spelled it right.I actually came clean to you before you posted this seems you didn't get it yet tho...
Enjoying Meron much?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on May 22, 2019, 08:46:06 PM
Enjoying Meron much?
Immout now. Was great tho, not sure who these people who are in Israel and don't come are.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on May 22, 2019, 08:46:45 PM
Immout now. Was great tho, not sure who these people who are in Israel and don't come are.
Yea yea, keep talking, we're all listening.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Freddie on May 23, 2019, 05:19:59 AM
Nope, i think it's @Freddie's method.

yep, starbucks method is still my crowning accomplishment in this forum
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: username on May 23, 2019, 09:27:55 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/milespoints/hertz-massively-devalues-gold-plus-rewards-points-without-notice/#comment-1408207
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on May 29, 2019, 02:42:31 PM
From here:  https://www.amazon.com/NIKE-Mens-Revolution-Running-Shoe/dp/B07BVW2FJX

(https://i.gyazo.com/e6e18177d9c2c27cf4117e0054ea32ab.png)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: gingyguy on June 16, 2019, 08:46:47 AM
Worldís Largest Brewery Opens Israeli Cybersecurity Unit as Attacks Mount | Matzav.com (https://matzav.com/worlds-largest-brewery-opens-israeli-cybersecurity-unit-as-attacks-mount/#comment-1575759)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: sguitarist18 on June 17, 2019, 04:44:09 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/kitchen/samsung-22-cu-ft-counter-depth-4-door-french-door-food-showcase-refrigerator-just-1949-50-shipped-50-off-code/#comment-1411564
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ckmk47 on June 20, 2019, 01:09:15 PM
AOC makes me concerned about the intelligence of bartenders in New York.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Yehudaa on June 20, 2019, 02:25:02 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/israel-flights/bid-last-minute-el-al-flights-tel-aviv-nyc-san-francisco-450-round-trip/#comment-1411967

I literally scrolled down to the comments knowing that someone would ask that.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Dan on June 23, 2019, 07:17:23 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/blink-worlds-fastest-game-4-amazon-plus-prime-no-rush-credit/#comment-1412237
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ~King Lake~ on June 26, 2019, 05:17:00 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/amazon-adds-free-return-shipping-via-ups-store-dropoff-millions-items/#comment-1412918
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: LoLo on June 26, 2019, 05:41:48 PM
Prob. means this: www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/amazon-adds-free-return-shipping-via-ups-store-dropoff-millions-items/#comment-1412927
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ~King Lake~ on June 26, 2019, 05:48:49 PM
Prob. means this: www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/amazon-adds-free-return-shipping-via-ups-store-dropoff-millions-items/#comment-1412927
saw that comment after posting
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: a good yeshiva bachur on June 27, 2019, 12:03:59 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/luggage/huge-savings-samsonite-luggage-via-ebay-daily-deals-3-piece-luggage-set-87-99-scale-6-39-tote-ton-duffle-16-99-wheeled-duffle-26-39/#comment-1413034
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ~King Lake~ on June 27, 2019, 12:06:15 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/luggage/huge-savings-samsonite-luggage-via-ebay-daily-deals-3-piece-luggage-set-87-99-scale-6-39-tote-ton-duffle-16-99-wheeled-duffle-26-39/#comment-1413034
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ExGingi on July 08, 2019, 01:46:23 AM
Allwood Eagle Vista | 1336 SQF Cabin Kit https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077L6KSGM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_rCTiDb0M5SSEX

Reviews are hilarious.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yandmk on July 11, 2019, 04:48:17 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/el-al-goes-dynamic-removes-ability-search-saver-award-tickets-heres-means-matmid-qantas-accounts/#comment-1414823

ALOL
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on July 12, 2019, 09:28:35 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/woot/woot-celebrating-15th-birthday-today-woot-off-15000-bags-crap/#comment-1414965

and

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/woot/woot-celebrating-15th-birthday-today-woot-off-15000-bags-crap/#comment-1414983

and i'm sure there will be lots more coming
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ~King Lake~ on July 12, 2019, 10:27:18 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/israel-flights/virgin-atlantic-fly-tel-aviv-nyc-425-round-trip-valid-pesach-2020/#comment-1414972
Not sure if that guy means it serious cause look at his name
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: sguitarist18 on July 15, 2019, 09:54:07 PM
https://www.amazon.com/ask/questions/TxHDU7EPCTBWSG/ref=ask_dp_dpmw_al_hza
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Abey on July 19, 2019, 09:10:41 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/jetblue-customer-service-via-sms-awesome-airlines-texted/#comment-1416829
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ~King Lake~ on July 19, 2019, 05:11:44 PM
https://sellercentral-europe.amazon.com/forums/t/what-is-amazons-choice-based-on/163724/2
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yuds70 on July 29, 2019, 09:16:42 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/bosch-2-speed-pocket-driver-kit-2-lithium-ion-batteries-charger-case-69-shipped-amazon/#comment-1418403 (https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/bosch-2-speed-pocket-driver-kit-2-lithium-ion-batteries-charger-case-69-shipped-amazon/#comment-1418403)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Definitions on July 29, 2019, 09:39:05 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/bosch-2-speed-pocket-driver-kit-2-lithium-ion-batteries-charger-case-69-shipped-amazon/#comment-1418403 (https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/bosch-2-speed-pocket-driver-kit-2-lithium-ion-batteries-charger-case-69-shipped-amazon/#comment-1418403)
Based on the name I'll assume the reference but I'm not getting the joke
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yuds70 on July 29, 2019, 10:12:38 PM
Based on the name I'll assume the reference but I'm not getting the joke
The comment.
Let's just say if it flew over your head - you won't get it.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ExGingi on August 12, 2019, 04:37:20 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/domestic-flights/last-name-green-greene-fly-free-frontier-next-week/#comment-1420889
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ~King Lake~ on August 12, 2019, 06:10:16 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/domestic-flights/last-name-green-greene-fly-free-frontier-next-week/#comment-1420889
ROTFLOL
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on August 12, 2019, 08:14:44 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/domestic-flights/last-name-green-greene-fly-free-frontier-next-week/#comment-1420889
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/domestic-flights/last-name-green-greene-fly-free-frontier-next-week/#comment-1420905
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ExGingi on August 12, 2019, 08:21:47 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/domestic-flights/last-name-green-greene-fly-free-frontier-next-week/#comment-1420905

I guess you're referring to the name of the commenter.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on August 12, 2019, 09:10:08 PM
I guess you're referring to the name of the commenter.
The combo.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Yehuda57 on August 12, 2019, 11:40:02 PM
Would have been great as a bochur for VS flights
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: avrohomgelb on August 13, 2019, 12:24:08 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/domestic-flights/last-name-green-greene-fly-free-frontier-next-week/#comment-1420905
Lol that was me
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: davidrotts63 on August 13, 2019, 01:03:02 PM
Lol that was me
The delivery was spot on!
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: avrohomgelb on August 13, 2019, 02:30:03 PM
The delivery was spot on!
Thanks
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: sguitarist18 on August 13, 2019, 09:47:11 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/one-will-miss-mini-hotel-toiletries/#comment-1421913
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yeshivabucher on August 13, 2019, 09:53:13 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/one-will-miss-mini-hotel-toiletries/#comment-1421913
+1 ROFLOL
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on September 25, 2019, 03:10:32 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/credit-cards/major-changes-coming-american-express-benefits-master-chart-whats-added-removed/#comment-1427704
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on October 28, 2019, 09:49:18 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/mileage-deals/smoking-hot-fly-los-angeles-nyc-cities-sydney-australia-just-10000-aa-miles-round-trip/#comment-1430194
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: as2 on October 28, 2019, 09:51:50 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/mileage-deals/smoking-hot-fly-los-angeles-nyc-cities-sydney-australia-just-10000-aa-miles-round-trip/#comment-1430194 (https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/mileage-deals/smoking-hot-fly-los-angeles-nyc-cities-sydney-australia-just-10000-aa-miles-round-trip/#comment-1430194)
Lol. Maybe it's a sign. It will one day be an Eleff simcha.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: EP123 on October 28, 2019, 10:01:04 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/delta/will-signup-delta-skymiles-select/#comment-1429415
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Dan on October 28, 2019, 10:35:44 PM
Lol. Maybe it's a sign. It will one day be an Eleff simcha.
Already is :)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: as2 on October 28, 2019, 10:54:23 PM
Already is :)
Which one, the one where the whole extended Eleff family went to Hawaii? ;D
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Dan on October 28, 2019, 10:55:47 PM
Which one, the one where the whole extended Eleff family went to Hawaii? ;D
https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/mileage-deals/smoking-hot-fly-los-angeles-nyc-cities-sydney-australia-just-10000-aa-miles-round-trip/#comment-1430194

CLE-ORD-CLE on UA for 2 pax: ~22.6K AMEX>LM, ~4.3cpp
Sounds like a romantic anniversary date.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on October 28, 2019, 11:41:56 PM
Well, there you have it folks, time to wrap up the Eleff family calendar.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ~King Lake~ on October 29, 2019, 03:43:54 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/el-al/el-al-settles-cancels-settlement-defamed-passengers-flight-002-tricked-flying-greece-shabbos/#comment-1430370
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: avrohomgelb on October 29, 2019, 05:09:59 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/el-al/el-al-settles-cancels-settlement-defamed-passengers-flight-002-tricked-flying-greece-shabbos/#comment-1430377
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: 12HRS on October 29, 2019, 08:09:17 PM
https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/4498998-post10.html
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on October 29, 2019, 08:10:58 PM
https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/4498998-post10.html
😂
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: EP123 on November 01, 2019, 06:48:12 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/credit-cards/amex-black-centurion-card-just-got-twice-expensive/#comment-1430927
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: shapsam on November 01, 2019, 07:10:36 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/credit-cards/amex-black-centurion-card-just-got-twice-expensive/#comment-1430927
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: gingyguy on November 01, 2019, 09:13:16 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/credit-cards/amex-black-centurion-card-just-got-twice-expensive/#comment-1430927
alol
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yungermanchik on November 03, 2019, 07:46:43 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/sunday-news-roundup-9-quick-takes-whats-going-aviation-travel/#comment-1431209 (https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/sunday-news-roundup-9-quick-takes-whats-going-aviation-travel/#comment-1431209)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: pointer on November 05, 2019, 11:03:00 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/today-delonghi-nespresso-lattissima-plus-espresso-cappuccino-machine-174-49-amazon-200-price-drop/#comment-1431586
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: sguitarist18 on November 05, 2019, 11:13:46 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/today-delonghi-nespresso-lattissima-plus-espresso-cappuccino-machine-174-49-amazon-200-price-drop/#comment-1431586

Why is that funny? Preumably they're asking about 110v vs 220v.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on November 14, 2019, 12:51:35 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/advertisement/purchase-coin-86-90-mint-get-200-back/#comment-1433412


https://www.dansdeals.com/advertisement/purchase-coin-86-90-mint-get-200-back/#comment-1433466
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ~King Lake~ on November 14, 2019, 04:38:13 PM
there is always at least one person asking this question

https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/israel-flights/united-fly-tel-aviv-us-just-421-round-trip/#comment-1430928
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on November 26, 2019, 04:13:07 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/personal-messages/thankful-15-years-dansdeals/#comment-1435947

Quote
8 ) Set up S&S for the big pasta deal, got a zillion boxes but forgot to cancel the subscription so another zillion boxes showed up the following month. At least now I can support my married kids with unlimited macaroni.


Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: etech0 on November 26, 2019, 06:35:28 PM
Need a DDMS Like button
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: avrohomgelb on December 03, 2019, 11:50:34 AM
This comment is definitely straight from a yeshiva bathroom
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/electronics/notebooks/hp-15-6%e2%80%b3-10th-gen-core-i7-256gb-ssd-laptop-499-99-480-black-friday-savings-399-99-chase-offers/#comment-1438967
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Pad18 on December 03, 2019, 11:56:49 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/personal-messages/thankful-15-years-dansdeals/#comment-1435947




(https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/120/google/223/clapping-hands-sign_1f44f.png)
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on December 16, 2019, 08:10:45 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/trip-notes/trip-notes-jetsetting-toulouse-airbus-headquarters/#comment-1441558
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yeshivabucher on December 23, 2019, 04:31:36 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/megabus-offering-freeish-bus-tickets/#comment-1442895
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: chinagel on January 11, 2020, 09:27:27 PM
Gold!
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/marriott-rebooking-some-award-stays-at-higher-rates-deducting-points-automatically-check-your-account/#comment-871596
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on January 14, 2020, 03:56:58 PM
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R1E5LKMTOGP12I/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0016L34GO
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: sguitarist18 on January 14, 2020, 04:07:45 PM
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R1E5LKMTOGP12I/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0016L34GO

Tried clicking on your link, it's just taking me to the product page.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: gingyguy on January 14, 2020, 04:53:05 PM
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R1E5LKMTOGP12I/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0016L34GO
LOL , lets see what happens on DDMS
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: TimT on January 14, 2020, 04:58:09 PM
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R1E5LKMTOGP12I/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0016L34GO
holy moly!!
Tried clicking on your link, it's just taking me to the product page.
Thank g-d
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Yehudaa on January 14, 2020, 05:01:41 PM
LOL , lets see what happens on DDMS

Was pointed out there: https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/huy-fong-chili-garlic-sauce-2-08-2-19-shipped-amazon-plus-prime-no-rush-shipping-credit/#comment-1440164
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: as2 on January 14, 2020, 08:08:44 PM
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R1E5LKMTOGP12I/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0016L34GO (https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R1E5LKMTOGP12I/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0016L34GO)
This one (https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RZFIYJTPVUZ94/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVOSE4) tops it IMO.


ETA: If it doesn't link directly to the review, it's the 3rd one.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on January 14, 2020, 08:30:47 PM
This one (https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RZFIYJTPVUZ94/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVOSE4) tops it IMO.


ETA: If it doesn't link directly to the review, it's the 3rd one.

Yes definitely! And written so well.

Between the two I havenít laughed so much in a really, really long time. 😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: cholent on January 14, 2020, 11:27:27 PM
This one (https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RZFIYJTPVUZ94/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVOSE4) tops it IMO.


ETA: If it doesn't link directly to the review, it's the 3rd one.
I literally cried from laughter
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: mmgfarb on January 15, 2020, 12:59:04 AM
This one (https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RZFIYJTPVUZ94/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVOSE4) tops it IMO.


ETA: If it doesn't link directly to the review, it's the 3rd one.
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: S209 on January 15, 2020, 08:30:16 AM
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life.
+1
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on January 15, 2020, 12:21:44 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/ebay-deals/huge-savings-zinus-mattresses-via-ebay-daily-deals-mattresses-just-36-33-shipped/#comment-1445343
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Definitions on January 15, 2020, 07:47:16 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/ebay-deals/huge-savings-zinus-mattresses-via-ebay-daily-deals-mattresses-just-36-33-shipped/#comment-1445343
What's with these people?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: TimT on January 15, 2020, 08:41:46 PM
What's with these people?
Forgot to take the meds they did.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: chinagel on January 17, 2020, 10:05:14 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/united-kills-flights-cleveland-laguardia-washington-national/#comment-1445850
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: as2 on January 17, 2020, 10:24:37 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/united-kills-flights-cleveland-laguardia-washington-national/#comment-1445850 (https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/united-kills-flights-cleveland-laguardia-washington-national/#comment-1445850)
LOL, I like.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: grodnoking on January 18, 2020, 08:32:40 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/50-pairs-macks-ultra-soft-foam-earplugs-5-35-5-98-shipped-via-amazon-subscribe-save
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: sguitarist18 on January 19, 2020, 04:08:00 PM
What's with these people?

I actually thought that was pretty funny. Assuming he was joking, of course.
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yeshivabucher on January 27, 2020, 02:23:21 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/amazon-echo-buds-wireless-earbuds-bose-active-noise-reduction-technology-now-just-89-99-amazon/#comment-1446941
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: chief_mag on February 06, 2020, 11:39:55 AM
This whole discussion.
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/dhs-suspends-global-entry-trusted-traveler-programs-new-york-residents/#comment-1448234
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on February 09, 2020, 06:58:59 PM
I just had to...

https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/restaurant-coupons/targeted-lock-25-off-doordash-orders-plus-stack-additional-chase-savings-roundup-kosher-restaurants/#comment-1448704
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on February 25, 2020, 09:32:56 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-box-trump-youre-fired-matches-mike-bloomberg/#comment-1450674
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: LoLo on February 25, 2020, 09:45:16 AM
Lol

https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-box-trump-youre-fired-matches-mike-bloomberg/#comment-1450708
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: hvaces42 on March 03, 2020, 01:10:10 PM
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=4623.msg2194231#msg2194231

Which High School is now issuing Bachlor's Degrees?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ltttc on March 03, 2020, 10:05:40 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/united-adds-best-overall-coronavirus-waiver-paid-award-flights/#comment-1451798
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yitzgar on March 03, 2020, 10:36:48 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/united-adds-best-overall-coronavirus-waiver-paid-award-flights/#comment-1451798
Troll?
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on March 05, 2020, 04:07:14 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/6-bottles-2oz-mountain-falls-advanced-hand-sanitizer-7-97-8-39-shipped-amazon/#comment-1452285

"peerim" that's a first!
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Joel2 on March 06, 2020, 03:52:41 PM
airlines/airline-news/master-list-airline-coronavirus-fee-waivers-including-latest-updates-american-air-canada/#comment-1452422
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ckmk47 on March 08, 2020, 12:09:04 PM
airlines/airline-news/master-list-airline-coronavirus-fee-waivers-including-latest-updates-american-air-canada/#comment-1452422
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/master-list-airline-coronavirus-fee-waivers-including-latest-updates-american-air-canada/#comment-1452422
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: stooges44 on March 09, 2020, 03:40:21 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/israel/wow-israel-will-require-mandatory-quarantine-everyone-arriving-abroad-tourists-students-will-denied-entry-without-method-home-quarantine/#comment-1452938


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all we know is we donít know what we donít know that we donít know


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Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Yehudaa on March 09, 2020, 05:37:11 PM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/6-bottles-2oz-mountain-falls-advanced-hand-sanitizer-7-97-8-39-shipped-amazon/#comment-1452285

"peerim" that's a first!

He's back: https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/israel/united-appears-cancelling-flights-israel-march-11-31-call-airline-now-rebook-travel/#comment-1453029
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: Abey on March 12, 2020, 08:36:06 AM
Ever since the start of the coronavirus I have stopped reading the comments on DDMS, itís just too hard for me see such blatant stupidity  :-\
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: yeshivabucher on March 12, 2020, 08:54:15 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/us-state-department-avoid-international-travel-due-coronavirus/#comment-1453942
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: ckmk47 on March 12, 2020, 09:55:07 AM

Barry
Good morning Dan and anon.I am not a medical professional and therefore I can offer no advice in that arena. I also do not have any frequent flyer miles. I do, however, have Staples Rewards. And therefrore, Dan, I will be pleased to supply you with whatever batteries you need to keep your crystal ball working.

REPLY to: https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/us-state-department-avoid-international-travel-due-coronavirus/
March 12, 2020 7:29 am
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: chief_mag on March 22, 2020, 01:24:41 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/restaurant-coupons/hurry-ca-fl-ma-nj-ny-oh-tx-select-states-get-25-off-uber-eats/#comment-1458420
Title: Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
Post by: YitzyS on March 22, 2020, 06:48:18 AM
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/restaurant-coupons/hurry-ca-fl-ma-nj-ny-oh-tx-select-states-get-25-off-uber-eats/#comment-1458420
Itís not far from reality. https://www.app.com/story/news/local/southern-ocean-county/2020/03/22/local-business-gives-customers-free-toilet-paper/2892191001/