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Re: Viva La Revolución! Time-traveling to Cuba with Something Fishy, whYME, and CITH
The next person who mentions the UPS method bumps this thread without an actual update should be taken out back and shot mercilessly.

June 06, 2017, 08:07:39 PM
Re: Great DDF One-Liners

Fish is my backup.

June 18, 2017, 02:40:49 PM
Re: I Remember When...
The invisible one works best. It's so fast you can't see it...  ;D
It also is a bargain at a cost of $0.
Got to give it to my 4 year old for his creativity.
Feed him a like, tell him it's from me!

June 20, 2017, 08:36:06 PM
Re: Monsey Master Thread
But while we are at it, which Mikvah?
You never know we can possible have a DDF DO: Mikvah Edition.
Reminds me of: Nowadays there are all these kollelim out there, tehillim kollel, chatzos kollel etc etc etc. I wanted to open a "Mikveh Kollel". We will have a minyan of paid yungerleit will be sitting in mikveh all day, and whenever a request (with payment) comes in they'll be at the ready to do the tevilos. Shay, 2 x shay (kesser) etc.

June 25, 2017, 04:00:37 PM
Re: Jokes Master Thread
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please.
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! This is it ...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscriber's guide.  We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,  I already take medicine ...
-Excuse me, but you have not taken the  medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement.
- I paid in cash.
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.
- I have have other source of cash.
- This is not showing as per your last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.
- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.
- Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 6 weeks ago
Very good, but no laughing matter. Sad/scary.

June 25, 2017, 05:04:24 PM
Re: Presenting The New And Improved DDMS Beta From bottom of the page:
Dan and JJ work ‘round the clock to bring you the best deals on the web, including bargains on household items, electronics, flight deals, and more.
Seems too slangy. The full word is classier. Just my .02

June 29, 2017, 09:01:12 PM
Re: Great DDF One-Liners
You sound like such a NY'er

What if there aren't 12 kosher restaurants within 2 blocks?

July 07, 2017, 01:18:35 PM
Re: Amazon Prime Day Sale Discussion Thread (No Deals)
Stupid deals this year. Was much better last year.
Reminded me of 2 years ago. Was anticipating who knows what, and was let down terribly.

July 12, 2017, 12:36:30 PM
Re: HOT!! 36 boxes of Kleenex for $12.06
I chatted with them this afternoon for a while & no luck....problem I have is that one of my family members opened the actual tissue boxes that I I can't even return them!!!
Just send back the empty boxes! They deserve it!!

July 18, 2017, 04:49:53 PM
Re: Great DDF One-Liners
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

July 24, 2017, 02:27:51 AM