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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
July 05, 2019, 04:22:46 PM
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
July 07, 2019, 05:33:08 PM
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Re: Jokes Master Thread A group of bochurim were going on a road trip. They had two cars - a station wagon and a coupe. They couldn't decide which of the two cars should lead - some argued the coupe should lead because it's a fancier car. Some argued that the Wagon should lead because of B'Rov Am Hadras Melech. They kept going back and forth, but couldn't reach a conclusion. So they turned to the resident Iluy in the beis medrash and asked him - his opinion.

"Obviously, the coupe should go first - don't you know the rule - Two-Door, V'Shainu Two-Door - Two-Door Kodem"

July 09, 2019, 12:36:37 PM
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Re: Jokes Master Thread From Mr Wikipedia
July 09, 2019, 03:16:01 PM
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Re: Jokes Master Thread Thieves wander into a shtetl and kidnap four Jewish men right before Yom Kippur, and hold them for Ransom. The 4 men they kidnap are: The Rabbi, The Chazzan, the Shul President, and one of the balei batim.

The community realizes it's a bad precedent, and decides not to pay the Ransom, and so after some debate, the thieves decide that they need to kill these four men. To show that they are not cruel, they grant each man a last request.

The Rabbi says - "I wrote a beautiful sermon for Kol nidrei, it's sure to get anyone to do Teshuva - can I please give my sermon?"
The Chazzan says - "I composed a beautiful niggun for Nesaneh Tokef, and I would love to sing it!"
The President says - "I wrote an amazing appeal that would cause everyone to donate to the shul, and I'd like to give it"
The Ba'al Habyis says - "Kill me first"


July 12, 2019, 11:43:39 AM
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Re: Jokes Master Thread Chaim Yankel is going on his first Shidduch date. Chaim is very shy, and hasn't really talked to any girls, so before the date, his father gives him this advice: "Since you're dating for the sake of marriage, your conversations need to be tachlisdik (functional) - you need to cover three topics: Food - you need to know if your food tastes are compatible; Family - you need to know her approach to family and family values, and Philosophy - which will help you understand how she thinks and who she is as a person." Chaim repeats this to his dad - "Food, Family, Philosophy, got it", and heads off to pick up his date.

Because Chaim and his date are both shy, things, as you imagine aren't going well. After a few minutes of awkward silence, Chaim remembers his first topic - Food. He turns to his date and asks: "Tell me, do you like soup?". His date looks at him, and simply replies, "No".

After a few more minutes of awkward silence, Chaim moves on to topic #2 - Family - "Tell me, " he asks her, " does your brother like soup?" She replies: "I don't have any brothers".

After a few more minutes of awkward silence, Chaim moves on to topic #3 - Philosophy - "Tell me," he asks, " If you had a brother, do you think he'd like Soup?"


July 12, 2019, 11:52:18 AM
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread .
July 15, 2019, 07:55:16 PM
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up! https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/jetblue-customer-service-via-sms-awesome-airlines-texted/#comment-1416829
July 19, 2019, 09:10:41 AM
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
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The other night in my home:

Me, "Do you need anything from Target? We need another $9 for free shipping."
Mrs Yehuda57, "Sure. I'll message you some stuff."
Me, add band aids and other similarly priced items to cart. "Anything else? We're still $1 short."
Mrs Yehuda57, "Sure. I'll message you some stuff."
Me, goes to checkout, total is 278.86

July 22, 2019, 11:38:37 AM
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Re: Misspelled titles
I understand that you can find any thread you want when you're looking for it - but why in tarnation were you looking for that thread?!?!?
How else do you think he remembers everything? Hes constantly chazering

July 22, 2019, 10:56:22 PM
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