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Just Shmooze / Re: Jokes Master Thread
« on: Yesterday at 03:01:17 PM »
The other guy remembered the story
what story?...

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Just Shmooze / Re: Jokes Master Thread
« on: August 10, 2020, 10:01:44 PM »
Cohen is shipwrecked and washes ashore on a small island. After exploring for signs of life, he comes across a small village of 3 huts - including two with Stars of David on their entrances. He calls out, and lo and behold, another Jewish man walks out. He explains to Cohen that he was also shipwrecked and wanted to build a proper jewish community on the Island. Cohen asks him - "What's up with the huts?"

"Well", says the man, " the first building, without the start of David is my house; the one on the left, is the shul that I go to."

"What about the one on the right?" asks Cohen, alluding to the other building with the star of david, " Is that the Mikvah? Yeshiva?"

"No," replies the other man, "that's the shul I won't set foot in"
Did he end up getting saved??

P.s. I mustíve missed the boat..

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General Discussion / Re: Car Lease Master Thread
« on: August 07, 2020, 05:45:32 PM »
Damage waiver covered for me but ymmv.
For Toyota?

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Do you have an Android or iPhone?
Both

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How do these compare to AirPods Pro?

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General Discussion / Re: Car Lease Master Thread
« on: August 07, 2020, 10:05:51 AM »
I lost one of the keys I got on my Toyota lease. What do they charge if I give in my car at the end of the lease with only one key?

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Just Shmooze / Re: Master Thread of reasons deals don't make it to DDMS
« on: August 05, 2020, 11:10:49 PM »
Still haven't opened it  :D
Saving it for when gold prices go really high...

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Destination Guides And Trip Planning / Re: Lakewood NJ Master Thread
« on: August 05, 2020, 08:31:02 PM »
Are there any restaurants open now that dont have long wait time?

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Destination Guides And Trip Planning / Re: Lakewood NJ Master Thread
« on: August 05, 2020, 07:35:06 PM »
I checked the site earlier today and that's what it said, but you can check yourself. There's a list of license centers
you are right about toms river. whats the situation like there?

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Destination Guides And Trip Planning / Re: Lakewood NJ Master Thread
« on: August 05, 2020, 07:29:48 PM »
Licenses are automatically extended until the end of December. And I believe Tom's River is also ok for license renewal
it was actually my wifes license which expired at the end of 2019 but didnt realize because she lost it 2 years ago.... any way to confirm if it can be done in toms river? dont want to rush out early in the morning for nothing again..

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Destination Guides And Trip Planning / Re: Lakewood NJ Master Thread
« on: August 05, 2020, 07:16:21 PM »
so if im there at 8 is that ok?
i was at the dmv on route 70 at 8 and they were going to give me a 1pm slot except that i needed to renew license (didnt work online for me..), and was told that i cant get it done here, only in freehold or eatontown and there i need to camp out at 3am...

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So the growth of their child is more important than the safety of their child?
driving the kid to school is more dangerous than having the kid in school....

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So they will put that ahead of the safety of their own children?
no they will put that ahead of the growth of their own children.

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alot of dumb democrats dont realize that its just polotics....

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General Discussion / How to keep bees away
« on: August 05, 2020, 06:32:39 PM »
my neighbor has a whole garden... bees always come to my backyard. how do i keep them away?

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