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Just Shmooze / Re: Thank you Mr President for ...
« on: December 25, 2017, 10:37:08 AM »
Thank you Trump for highlighting the  #Fakenews in this country. And for fighting CNN
Gave a whole new outlook to Fake News.

Just Shmooze / Re: Toilet paper tearing for nittel
« on: December 24, 2017, 10:03:00 PM »
Paging @meshugener


Just Shmooze / Re: Rubashkin freed from prison.
« on: December 21, 2017, 07:21:05 PM »
   Not sure how what I said warrants an ad hominem attack. Sorry I don't celebrate convicted felons to the same extent as you do.
Well here on DD we do.
Maybe go to FM and find some people there that will celebrate your style.

Start Here! / Re: Advice needed!
« on: December 20, 2017, 01:46:58 PM »
Did you check-in and board those seats?

Just Shmooze / Re: Prison
« on: December 09, 2017, 11:57:47 PM »
One mentally ill kid who belonged in a mental ward but was there for allegedly molesting a kid. One chasidish guy who was in transit upstate on a molestation charge. None in my dorm.
sounds kinda creepy being around them...

Just Shmooze / Re: Prison
« on: December 09, 2017, 11:39:24 PM »
There is a sureness in my response that makes them back down.   
would love to hear what you said.

Goods For Sale/Trade / Re: iPad Mini 4 64GB Brand New
« on: December 09, 2017, 10:21:57 PM »
clearly stated 64GB- I never mislead.
+1 was thinking of buying it, I understood it was 64gb.

Just Shmooze / Re: MAZEL TOV DAN ON BABY #3! It's A Girl!
« on: December 07, 2017, 01:01:54 PM »

Just Shmooze / Re: Prison
« on: December 07, 2017, 09:22:42 AM »
I would have loved for him to go to prison
how dare you make such a coldhearted comment in this thread.

Just Shmooze / Re: Prison
« on: December 05, 2017, 10:32:01 PM »
Did each person have their own bed/quarter. Or it was one open cell - sleep on floor.

Just Shmooze / Re: Prison
« on: December 05, 2017, 10:30:39 PM »
Processing meant all of us plus another 2 or 3 bus loads crammed in a cell and called by name to take pic for ID and fingerprints. We were then transferred into a larger cell. While the processing went on an alarm sounded and we were on lockdown. Guards, known as "turtles", and they looked like Ninja Turtles with umpire padding, baseball helmets and football facemasks, with batons, went around a bend and we heard a commotion. Some inmate was misbehaving and being violent. They got that under control rather quickly and it was back to processing.

They vouchered my jacket and took my watch. I got a piece of paper with my classification. It was a low classification based on my crime and my priors. I was placed in another cell with about 60 inmates and thats when the fun started. When I say cell I mean the type you see in the old Westerns. Dank, decrepit you dont want to touch any surface with an exposed hand, open air toilet. 

All night I'm hearing "who has a battery?" A guy in a single cell across from us passes a AA battery across the floor right behind a guards back under the bars. The next thing I know there is a guy sitting over the toilet and the toilet is surrounded by a few guys while others are distracting the guards. One guy reaches up to an electrical outlet where a clock used to be hung and uses the battery, a paperclip and some toilet paper to start a small fire. Meanwhile the guy over the toilet pulled a packet/condom out of...yeah. The joints were then distributed and lit.     

hashem yishmor

Just Shmooze / Re: Prison
« on: December 05, 2017, 07:53:09 PM »
You mustíve encountered many situations that call for one over the years, no ?

Just Shmooze / Re: Prison
« on: December 05, 2017, 07:51:03 PM »
One driver, one riding shotgun...literally. maybe 30 prisoners.
so they couldn't care less what goes on back there

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