This is likely an unusual request, but is anyone on here who knows this stuff well interested in sitting down and talking/teaching me about the ins and outs of all this? Lunch/Dinner/Coffee is on me if anyone's interested. I live here in Chicago so you'd have to be from around here, obviously. I'm not some creep, I just don't feel like scouring through hundreds of pages of threads, I'm a better listener than reader. Like most on here, I'm Jewish, if that matters.