Good stuff.
This guy is unbelievable. Such great lines!
Here are some of my favorites:
Morah announces she will be home on Purim
it's not something you would expect but a Morah made a courageous move telling her students they can actually come bring shalacmano to her on Purim day, The kids in her class were confused they never knew you can bring it the day after taanis esther
- A kosher Marijuana restaurant is opening in Toms River it will be called am yisrael high, Pot yisrael under the high K
- Inspired by Adirei hatorah youngerman needed chizuk to stay in kollel instead of going out to work and support Torah
(And this one is great, because it is so on target with its mockery of all the other websites:)
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