And as a little token of appreciation.. There is a new sour pickle brand, "Crunchies", if you haven't tried it yet go ahead and do so and you'll bless this day forever!
Verdict: mixed.
The bottom layer, which was in the pickle juice, was fantastic.
The top later, which was out of the juice, was distinctly missing the krach.
Conclusion: poor horizontal packing choice means half the pickles are meh.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.