Verdict: mixed.
The bottom layer, which was in the pickle juice, was fantastic.
The top later, which was out of the juice, was distinctly missing the krach.
Conclusion: poor horizontal packing choice means half the pickles are meh.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Just saying, if you started a pickle review YouTube channel, I'd watch it.
For a name I'd vote, The Pickler Rebbe, and wear your full shabbos clothes, steimel, bekisheh, size 25 dress shoes, etc for each review.