Please Sign My Petition :)

[Mordyk]

So please sign my petition.
https://www.change.org/Dan_JJ_Give_us_those-checks

Corona getting to you?  Definitely getting to me cause i signed

[jj1000]

So please sign my petition.
https://www.change.org/Dan_JJ_Give_us_those-checks

I give it 10 minutes before Dan gets a nasty email from a family in NY asking where the heck their checks are.

Likely some poor Yelp reviews to follow.

[CountValentine]

I give it 10 minutes before Dan gets a nasty email from a family in NY asking where the heck their checks are.

Likely some poor Yelp reviews to follow.

My inbox is flooded for lawn signs. 

[CountValentine]

Corona getting to you?  Definitely getting to me cause i signed

Was wondering if I was going to be the only idiot. 

[yos9694]

I give it 10 minutes before Dan gets a nasty email from a family in NY asking where the heck their checks are.

Likely some poor Yelp reviews to follow.

Just send out the checks and you can avoid all those problems.

[grodnoking]

I think @jj1000 should give everyone 100 likes. 200 if they are married and 50 for every extra child.

[Dan]

I think @jj1000 should give everyone 100 likes. 200 if they are married and 50 for every extra child.

What is the phaseout criteria?

[YitzyS]

I give it 10 minutes before Dan gets a nasty email from a family in NY asking where the heck their checks are.

Likely some poor Yelp reviews to follow.

Class action lawsuit?

[YitzyS]

I give it 10 minutes before Dan gets a nasty email from a family in NY asking where the heck their checks are.

Likely some poor Yelp reviews to follow.

Updated:

"Although his tongue was in his cheek when he said it, most of us assumed that this was just his Cleveland/Miami accent."

[yesitsme]

https://twitter.com/MendyTV/status/1252426453074931720

[YitzyS]

Twitter: Bring Back SMS Notifications! http://chng.it/pMt2k2TQMS

[Dan]

I know, petitions are usually worthless.

But it can't hurt

https://www.change.org/p/cleveland-indians-bring-back-kosher-hot-dogs-to-progressive-field

FWIW, this one worked...and then COVID19 came 

[Luvisrael]

Maybe if they don't bring them back Yidden will spend more time on important things like learning

Here we go....

i just noticed this now. Maybe if we bring it back, some  Yid will see it and it will warm his heart . And eat kosher

[lcm]

If not miles in lieu of checks, we'll go with HT's. Like 100

[Jellybelly]

This isn’t my petition but pls sign anyways

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/social-media-mainstream-media-must-be-held-financially-criminally-responsible-censorship-public-misinformation

[Sam Finkelstein]

This isn’t my petition but pls sign anyways

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/social-media-mainstream-media-must-be-held-financially-criminally-responsible-censorship-public-misinformation

Should they also be criminally responsible for grammatical errors?

[Yehuda57]

This isn’t my petition but pls sign anyways

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/social-media-mainstream-media-must-be-held-financially-criminally-responsible-censorship-public-misinformation

I was thinking about signing on your say so, so I clicked on the link and I'm only 3 words into the title and I'm not sure:

Who or what is social media?
Who or what is considered Mainstream Media?

But I powered ahead, and financially responsible to who?
Who decides on what is considered censorship? Can anyone anywhere say absolutely anything?
Who decides on what is considered misinformation? Snopes? Dan?

Anyway, maybe the meat of the petition has some explanation.

"Censorship is Unconstitutional!"

Really? The Constitution doesn't allow private companies to decide what speech they want on their own platforms? I mean, I'm no constitutional law expert or anything, but I'm skeptical.

I don't think I need to read any further at this point, but when I posted a clear and concise petition for people to sign, addressed to a specific individual, I barely got 10 signatures from this forum. Look, my petition worked, so I don't need to cry about it, but I'm still salty.

[yelped]

This isn’t my petition but pls sign anyways

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/social-media-mainstream-media-must-be-held-financially-criminally-responsible-censorship-public-misinformation

What @Yehuda57 said.

[grodnoking]

I don't think I need to read any further at this point, but when I posted a clear and concise petition for people to sign, addressed to a specific individual, I barely got 10 signatures from this forum. Look, my petition worked, so I don't need to cry about it, but I'm still salty.

FTR, I went to sign your petition but for some reason I cant sign any change.org petitions. I can load the pages but clicking sign does nothing for me. Probably netspark.

[Yehuda57]

FTR, I went to sign your petition but for some reason I cant sign any change.org petitions. I can load the pages but clicking sign does nothing for me. Probably netspark.