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rosh hashana email
« on: September 27, 2011, 11:11:29 PM »
this is an email i received:
L'shana Tova Tikusev Vesuchusem L'alter L'chaim Tovim Ul'shalom.

    I sincerely appologize  if offended or wronged or did anything harmful to (in person or behind your back) intentionally or not over the past year(S).
    I additionally apologize to you if i caused batala in learning (an extremely often occurrence w/ me unfortunately) or caused to sin through my actions.
    I hope you are mochel me bleiv shaleim a mechila gmura over all these many many transgressions, and any which i didn't state.     If you did any wrongful things regarding me this past year I am fully mochel you and do not take any of it personally in the slightest.
    Have a Kesiva Vachasima Tova, and may hashem grant you an excellent upcoming year with only happiness and hatzlacha!!


IF THERE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE AGAINST ME PLEASE CALL ME XXXXXXXXXXX, or you can email me at XXXXX@yahoo.com.

DONT FORGET ERUV TAVSHILIN!!!

I am including 3 new yehe ratzon's that you may include in your yehi ratzon ceremony.
shnitzel - שניצל מאויבינו,
chummus - שתבנה חומות ירושלים
and techina - שישמע לתחינתנו
 
i love the yehi ratzons

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 11:58:00 PM »

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2011, 01:45:20 AM »
are you gonna use them?

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2011, 01:56:24 AM »
Maybe start a thread of yehe ratzons

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2011, 02:03:03 AM »
i heard a guy ate raisins and celery, yr"m sheteye raise-in-salary

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2011, 09:45:37 AM »
i heard a guy ate raisins and celery, yr"m sheteye raise-in-salary

+100
we could all use that one

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2011, 10:04:16 AM »
i heard a guy ate raisins and celery, yr"m sheteye raise-in-salary
its actually lettuce, raisins and celery,  as in let us have a raise in salary

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2011, 11:03:18 AM »
i hear

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2011, 11:36:27 AM »
I saw these Yehi Ratzons....

חסה - שה' יחוס וירחם עלינו
פיצה - שיתפוצצו אויבנו ומבקשי רעתנו
אבטיח- שתהיה שנה מבטיחה ושנגלוש בבטחה באינטרנט
בשר -שנתבשר בשורות טובות
בקר- שנזכה לבקר בבית מקדשנו ותפארתנו
סחוג - שישרפו אויבנו ומבקשי רעתנו
פלפל - שנהיה מפולפלים בתורה ובחכמה
מלח - שנהיה ממולחים ופקחים
צנון - שיצטננו שונאינו
פיתה - שנתפתה רק לדברים טובים
מצה/מיץ -שנמצה את כל יכולותינו
סוכריה - שיסכרו דמעותינו ונהיה רק שמחים
שניצל - שנינצל מגזרות קשות
נקניקיה - שנתנקה מחטאנו ומעוונותינו
תפוח אדמה - שנהיה ענווים ושפלים כאדמה
קציצה - שיקצצו לנו בתשלומי מיסים ובעול מלכות
גפילטע פיש - שנקיא את כל חורשי הרעה ממנו
אפונה - שנתפנה ללימוד תורה וחסד
כיפלי - שתהיה שנה כיפית ומאושרת
גומי - שתהיה שנה גמישה ונינוחה
קולה - שתמיד יאמרו לנו "קולה כבוד!"
חלב עז - שלא נעבוד ע"ז
טחינה - שישמעו ויתקבלו תחינותינו
חומוס - שנתרחק משוד ומחמס
אורז - שנזכה לארוז חבילות צדקה וחסד
חרוב - שיחרבו בתי תפלות ועבודה זרה
דג - שתהיה לנו שנה מצחיקה ומדוגדגת

Use them all and have a Good Year

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2011, 01:35:12 PM »
its actually lettuce, raisins and celery,  as in let us have a raise in salary

Its actually half a raisin..

Lettuce half a raisin celery.

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2011, 03:53:27 PM »
Those yehi rotsoins, I had posted already in the jokes thread.

You might want to consider eating tires, more particularly of the Good Year brand.

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2011, 01:37:48 AM »
i actually got a picture mail from someone using the tire- have a - then a picture of good year tire.

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2011, 02:01:31 AM »
i actually got a picture mail from someone using the tire- have a - then a picture of good year tire.

I got the same thing except that it had a picture of the good year blimp instead of a tire. I tried to upload it but I'm having trouble - that is, I'm not sure how to upload pictures.

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Re: rosh hashana email
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2011, 03:30:07 PM »
nice!