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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2018, 04:30:32 PM »
Happy Halloween and stop stealing our ideas.  >:( :P :)
Purim predated Halloween by about a thousand years.
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2018, 04:31:05 PM »
Anyone can try to guess who I am EXCEPT moderators or administrators!
Although they can feel free to disable the Captcha on my every.
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TIMT for sure

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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2018, 04:44:35 PM »
Purim predated Halloween by about a thousand years.
Banana!!!  :P
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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #63 on: January 10, 2021, 08:33:35 AM »
It feels like we are in Israel where chairs fly over disagreement and the highest position after presidency is in prison

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Re: Have a HAPPY PURIM, from Donald Trump.
« Reply #64 on: March 01, 2023, 04:48:31 PM »
Fun with Thread Titles, Probably the most interesting thread I've ever read

A letter from the president:

Can you please help me? It will take less than two minutes. I am a new member and trying to learn how to get around norton internet security. How will Russia react? With a New Music Video! We Con the World? Who knew? I'm confused. Please Vote! I'm trying to reach Dan, anyone there? Should I change my username? Is it possible to defeat ISIS? Help me out please!!!


Have a Joyful Purim!!,
Donald Trump

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Random Questions

R: Donald Trump for President?
DT: I thought why not, I'll give it a try and see what happens. It worked well.

R: Is this true?
DT: Nah. It was a GOP Purim shpiel.

R: What's the logic behind your comeback?
DT: America's got talent and they don't settle for anything but the best.

R: What are you doing for Purim?
DT: I'm Keeping Up With The Kushners.

R: What are you drinking, scotch or vodka?
DT: Repost!!! Please delete.

R: Repost?
DT: What are you drinking?

R: What did you dream last night? Your scariest or scary moment.
DT: King Obama.

R:Does money bring you happiness?
DT: I'm the happiest man in America.

An Observant Hawaiian Jew
using a fake name is seeking employment, in case anyone's interested.


R: My wife is not signing up for credit cards, what should I do?
DT: Do you cook/help your wife?

R: Boxers, Briefs or Boxer Briefs?
DT: Speaking briefly, boxers unless you're a boxer then briefs.

R: What's your predictions for 2017?
This year is gonna be HUUUUUUGE!! We are going to make America great again!


THANK YOU FOR READING. FREILICHIN PURIM!!!

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