How about a TR (or 20) ?
Lots of them do not even exist anymore.
All of the domestic Chinese reports would be very similar:
Got to the airport
None of the other passengers wanted to politely stand in line
Plane was late arriving
Plane was late leaving the gate
Plane left gate and parked for an hour on some remote taxiway
All delays blamed on weather or "flow control"
Lavatories were dirty
No soap in the lavatories
Beer was warm
Every time the fasten seat belt sign is illuminated, some passenger gets up and argues with the flight attendant about it
Every time the plane lands and taxis people get up and start getting their stuff and argue with the flight attendant about it
I think that sums it up. Except for Sichuan Airlines. Every landing feels like a crash landing