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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2685 on: November 05, 2020, 07:04:20 PM »
I feel like I just watch Mr. Mackey talk about a stolen election, m'kay?
When you find yourself agreeing with me more often than not, it's time for a cheshbon hanefesh.

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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2686 on: November 05, 2020, 07:16:41 PM »
The White House has announced that the president will be crying at 6:30pm this evening.
FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2687 on: November 05, 2020, 07:17:49 PM »
Dunno what he's reading from, but he sounds horrible.
If you were crying for 24 hours you would sound terrible to.
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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2688 on: November 05, 2020, 07:57:08 PM »
Stupid argument that intentionally misrepresents Trump's position. Trump says that they should count all the votes that were cast on election day, and not count votes cast after election day.
I think he's been pretty clear on his position.
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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2689 on: November 05, 2020, 08:06:23 PM »
I think he's been pretty clear on his position.
You should know by now he didn't mean that. The Trumpsters will explain what he meant.
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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2690 on: November 05, 2020, 09:53:06 PM »
DIVORCE AGREEMENT Between Republicans & Democrats

WRITTEN BY A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT

The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement: --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel


--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the, greedy CEOs, and rednecks

We’ll keep Hannity, Carlson, and Bibles, and give you NBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, and Hollywood

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

-We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the UN. but we will no longer pay the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt, Tesla, and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kumbaya “or” We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J Wall

Law Student and American!

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.


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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2691 on: November 05, 2020, 11:01:36 PM »
What do people mean with this gif?


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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2692 on: November 05, 2020, 11:08:03 PM »
What do people mean with this gif?

It's old. It's a 'response' to a Trump tweet from last year:
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Basically showing that the fact that the map looks red doesn't mean he has overwhelming support, since the map is just showing counties he won, which encompasses a huge percentage of land, but not a huge percentage of voters.

https://flowingdata.com/2019/10/08/fixing-the-impeach-this-map-with-a-transition-to-a-cartogram/

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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2693 on: November 05, 2020, 11:16:29 PM »
What do people mean with this gif?


Much as PETA would like to allege that cows are people too, as of this time, cows do not yet have voting privileges in the United States of America. Therefore, Nebraska, Wyoming, Montana, Kansas and South Dakota may have impressive land masses and cattle populations, but being as LA has more people in a single county than all these states combined, the map graphic is irrelevant.

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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2694 on: November 06, 2020, 01:03:45 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2695 on: November 06, 2020, 02:11:33 AM »
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מי שטרח בערב שבת יאכל בשבת...

Trump leading GA with 1267 votes, Clayton dropping 300 votes at a time with 4000 expected, likely to swing Georgia
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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2696 on: November 24, 2020, 01:22:53 AM »
I don't even understand why this was thought to be gibberish in the first place. It's pretty straight forward - if you were capable enough to fill the role of quartermaster in the military, you're certainly capable of running a floor of a department store. How is that gibberish, even without context?

Gee, it's almost like Trump supporters were deliberately spreading nonsense.

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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2697 on: November 25, 2020, 08:37:06 PM »
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-pardons-former-national-security-advisor-michael-flynn-2020-3

Pretty bold move by Trump, especially considering that
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Now that Flynn has been pardoned, he can no longer invoke the Fifth Amendment's protection against self-incrimination, which means he can be compelled to testify before a jury or risk being charged with contempt of court.
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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2698 on: November 25, 2020, 09:12:48 PM »
Pretty bold move by Trump, especially considering that
You think he gives any of these decisions any thought?
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Re: US Politics/2020 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2699 on: November 25, 2020, 09:20:35 PM »
You think he gives any of these decisions any thought?
Yeah I don't think he's as dumb as that. He did release it directly during Biden's speech today to try to steal his spotlight.
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