Best Kosher Chinese food in the world!

[Dan]

Maybe Im old fashioned, but if I would be disgusted to walk in to the store, I would be disgusted to eat from there to go as well......

I've never walked into NKS. And don't plan to.

[yos9694]

I've never walked into NKS. And don't plan to.

I did - first time there I was planning to eat in the store, ended up eating in my car.

[chief_mag]

Elizabeth Chinese... Gross stuff lol

+1

New kosher special is great but the ambiance, if one can call it that, is probably what a physical manifestation of the Coronavirus would look like.

The Kosher Wok near Boston takes the cake wonton for the best Chinese, by a mile.

[AJK]

And service at NKS makes me never want to eat there again. In fact, I might not.

My last call:

Me: I heard rave reviews about the beef sticks, can you tell me what exactly they are?
NKS: Sir, they're sticks with beef on them, sir, sticks with beef. (Lest you think, "sir," was used as a measure of respect, allow me to clarify that it was the opposite.)
Me: OK, can I get one of thise?
NKS: <exasperated> What size, sir?
Me: Large. And also a beef with garlic sauce.
NKS: <exasperated> What rice, sir?

. . .

NKS: We do not take credit or debit.
Me: So, only cash or check then? (to confirm whether they take check)
NKS: Great, you're hearing works.

<click>

[Dan]

And service at NKS makes me never want to eat there again. In fact, I might not.

My last call:

Me: I heard rave reviews about the beef sticks, can you tell me what exactly they are?
NKS: Sir, they're sticks with beef on them, sir, sticks with beef. (Lest you think, "sir," was used as a measure of respect, allow me to clarify that it was the opposite.)
Me: OK, can I get one of thise?
NKS: <exasperated> What size, sir?
Me: Large. And also a beef with garlic sauce.
NKS: <exasperated> What rice, sir?

. . .

NKS: We do not take credit or debit.
Me: So, only cash or check then? (to confirm whether they take check)
NKS: Great, you're hearing works.

<click>

Lol, zero customer service in that place.
But you can pay with credit and schedule delivery via the Beyond Menu app.

[Definitions]

Kosher Family 18th Ave branch. Havent had a bad dish there. Wouldnt eat in the store...ever. Kind of like the Elizabeth branch. The COney Island branch isnt as good but you can at least step in there and not be grossed out.

I was going to nominate it but then I remembered that that's basically the only Chinese place I ever got from frequently.

Wouldnt eat in the store...ever.

Lol I think I ate in the store once or twice in my life. The one benefit of eating in the store is that the dishes they serve if you stay is larger than to go. Or at least that's how I remember it.

[grodnoking]

Annie's Kitchen. Hand checked broccoli. Solid all around.

[Yef]

Kosher Family 18th Ave branch. Havent had a bad dish there. Wouldnt eat in the store...ever. Kind of like the Elizabeth branch. The COney Island branch isnt as good but you can at least step in there and not be grossed out.

What’s their hechsher?

[moka]

I drive from  Lakewood to Manalapan all the time just for Chinese. The place is pretty nasty but thats part of the authentic Chinese experience.

[moka]

And service at NKS makes me never want to eat there again. In fact, I might not.

My last call:

Me: I heard rave reviews about the beef sticks, can you tell me what exactly they are?
NKS: Sir, they're sticks with beef on them, sir, sticks with beef. (Lest you think, "sir," was used as a measure of respect, allow me to clarify that it was the opposite.)
Me: OK, can I get one of thise?
NKS: <exasperated> What size, sir?
Me: Large. And also a beef with garlic sauce.
NKS: <exasperated> What rice, sir?

. . .

NKS: We do not take credit or debit.
Me: So, only cash or check then? (to confirm whether they take check)
NKS: Great, you're hearing works.

<click>

Thats how you know its a real chinese store

[Dan]

Is SoHo the only voting option that has decent ambiance?

[mochjas]

Is SoHo the only voting option that has decent ambiance?

David Chus has decent ambiance

[gingyguy]

Whose Hashgocha is manalapan chinese under?

[aygart]

Whose Hashgocha is manalapan chinese under?

Ok

[Sam Finkelstein]

No one likes Glatt Bite?