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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2800 on: August 13, 2021, 05:32:00 AM »
Nope - is he cancelling all precautions? He's just going on vacation the country can still run with out him they have his cell #.. there will be many more flare ups to come. Canceling a vacation is when there is a crisis - it's not a crisis it's the new norm
Would you be happy if a veterinarian treats you?
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2801 on: August 13, 2021, 09:21:19 AM »
Would you be happy if a veterinarian treats you?
Isn't that what the ivermectin is for?

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2803 on: August 13, 2021, 12:26:24 PM »
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2804 on: August 13, 2021, 12:28:53 PM »
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2805 on: August 14, 2021, 08:39:37 PM »



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Nursing homes already have herd immunity @avromie7

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2806 on: August 14, 2021, 08:47:59 PM »
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2807 on: August 14, 2021, 09:02:07 PM »
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2808 on: August 14, 2021, 10:40:14 PM »

Just give them a fake vaccine and save them the trip to the fake morgue.
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2809 on: August 15, 2021, 12:42:07 PM »
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2810 on: August 15, 2021, 04:35:27 PM »
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Oh, heck no I'm not watching a Matt Walsh video

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2811 on: August 15, 2021, 06:40:20 PM »
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2812 on: August 15, 2021, 06:45:15 PM »
I'll bet this is not the whole story. There are many many hospitals between FL and OR.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2813 on: August 15, 2021, 07:12:59 PM »
I'll bet this is not the whole story. There are many many hospitals between FL and OR.

+1 so misleading
there can be so many reasons a request was put in

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2814 on: August 15, 2021, 08:56:53 PM »
+1 so misleading
there can be so many reasons a request was put in
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In the past few months alone I've gotten transfers from Boca, Omaha, Toronto, LA, as well as the regular CT, Jersey, and PA.  And I'm just a mid-size nursing home in Queens (granted we are an amazing facility with great care as well as a few specialties). So many reason people transfer.

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2815 on: August 15, 2021, 09:13:31 PM »

Wait, there an ECMO-bed shortage in OR?? Why?
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2817 on: August 16, 2021, 01:03:37 PM »
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2818 on: August 16, 2021, 04:01:11 PM »

I like how he tells him رح من هن.
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #2819 on: August 20, 2021, 02:16:20 PM »
Someone sent this to me. I wouldn't give it too high of a mark for funniness, but it definitely reminds me of some threads on DDF...


ABBOTT AND COSTELLOS WHOS ON FIRST updated version 2021

Bud: You cant come in here!
Lou: Why not?
Bud: Well because youre unvaccinated.
Lou: But Im not sick.
Bud: It doesnt matter.
Lou: Well, why does that guy get to go in?
Bud: Because hes vaccinated.
Lou: But hes sick!
Bud: Its alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.
Lou: Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: So then why cant I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?
Bud: Because youll make them sick.
Lou: How will I make them sick if Im NOT sick and theyre vaccinated.
Bud: Because youre unvaccinated.
Lou: But theyre vaccinated.
Bud: But they can still get sick.
Lou: So what does the vaccine do?
Bud: It vaccinates.
Lou: So vaccinated people cant spread covid?
Bud: Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.
Lou: I dont even know what Im saying anymore. Look. Im not sick.
Bud: Ok.
Lou: And the guy you let in IS sick.
Bud: Thats right.
Lou: And everybody in there can still get sick even though theyre vaccinated.
Bud: Certainly.
Lou: So why cant I go in again?
Bud: Because youre unvaccinated.
Lou: Im not asking whos vaccinated or not!
Bud: Im just telling you how it is.
Lou: Nevermind. Ill just put on my mask.
Bud: Thats fine.
Lou: Now I can go in?
Bud: Absolutely not?
Lou: But I have a mask!
Bud: Doesnt matter.
Lou: I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.
Bud: I know.
Lou: So why cant I come in here today with a mask? .If you say because Im unvaccinated again, Ill break your arm.
Bud: Take it easy buddy.
Lou: So the mask is no good anymore.
Bud: No, its still good.
Lou: But I cant come in?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: Why not?
Bud: Because youre unvaccinated.
Lou: But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.
Bud: Yes, but people can still catch your germs.
Lou: But theyre all vaccinated.
Bud: Yes, but they can still get sick.
Lou: But Im not sick!!
Bud: You can still get them sick.
Lou: So then masks dont work!
Bud: Masks work quite well.
Lou: So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if Im not sick and masks work?
Bud: Third base.