Someone sent this to me. I wouldn't give it too high of a mark for funniness, but it definitely reminds me of some threads on DDF...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLOS WHOS ON FIRST updated version 2021
Bud: You cant come in here!
Lou: Why not?
Bud: Well because youre unvaccinated.
Lou: But Im not sick.
Bud: It doesnt matter.
Lou: Well, why does that guy get to go in?
Bud: Because hes vaccinated.
Lou: But hes sick!
Bud: Its alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.
Lou: Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: So then why cant I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?
Bud: Because youll make them sick.
Lou: How will I make them sick if Im NOT sick and theyre vaccinated.
Bud: Because youre unvaccinated.
Lou: But theyre vaccinated.
Bud: But they can still get sick.
Lou: So what does the vaccine do?
Bud: It vaccinates.
Lou: So vaccinated people cant spread covid?
Bud: Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.
Lou: I dont even know what Im saying anymore. Look. Im not sick.
Bud: Ok.
Lou: And the guy you let in IS sick.
Bud: Thats right.
Lou: And everybody in there can still get sick even though theyre vaccinated.
Bud: Certainly.
Lou: So why cant I go in again?
Bud: Because youre unvaccinated.
Lou: Im not asking whos vaccinated or not!
Bud: Im just telling you how it is.
Lou: Nevermind. Ill just put on my mask.
Bud: Thats fine.
Lou: Now I can go in?
Bud: Absolutely not?
Lou: But I have a mask!
Bud: Doesnt matter.
Lou: I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.
Bud: I know.
Lou: So why cant I come in here today with a mask? .If you say because Im unvaccinated again, Ill break your arm.
Bud: Take it easy buddy.
Lou: So the mask is no good anymore.
Bud: No, its still good.
Lou: But I cant come in?
Bud: Correct.
Lou: Why not?
Bud: Because youre unvaccinated.
Lou: But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.
Bud: Yes, but people can still catch your germs.
Lou: But theyre all vaccinated.
Bud: Yes, but they can still get sick.
Lou: But Im not sick!!
Bud: You can still get them sick.
Lou: So then masks dont work!
Bud: Masks work quite well.
Lou: So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if Im not sick and masks work?
Bud: Third base.