Author Topic: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related (Read 492223 times)

Luvisrael · « **Reply #500 on:** April 21, 2020, 08:49:43 PM »

Quote from: Yo ssi on April 21, 2020, 08:45:14 PM

Add pp in the URL after where it says YouTube so instead of m.youtube.com/... should be m.youtubepp.com/...

had to reset iPhone, scammy stuff

Yo ssi · « **Reply #501 on:** April 21, 2020, 08:51:32 PM »

Quote from: Luvisrael on April 21, 2020, 08:49:43 PM

had to reset iPhone, scammy stuff

It uses a website called https://www.y2mate.com/, the best online YouTube downloader I've found.
You can use the website directly and copy the YouTube link there.

israshot · « **Reply #502 on:** April 21, 2020, 09:34:01 PM »

Quote from: Yehudaa on April 21, 2020, 02:48:42 PM

https://twitter.com/HeimishReporter/status/1252438305968238597

Something like this:

S209 · « **Reply #503 on:** April 22, 2020, 01:51:17 PM »

The vaccine for coronavirus has been completed. Now they’re just waiting for the autism-causing component to be added.

Dan · « **Reply #504 on:** April 22, 2020, 01:55:13 PM »

Quote from: S209 on April 22, 2020, 01:51:17 PM

The vaccine for coronavirus has been completed. Now they’re just waiting for the autism-causing component to be added.

Quote from: Dan on April 12, 2020, 12:46:13 AM

stooges44 · « **Reply #505 on:** April 22, 2020, 02:50:45 PM »

neveryou · « **Reply #506 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:01:19 PM »

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #507 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:09:08 PM »

Quote from: neveryou on April 22, 2020, 09:01:19 PM

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Well, the issue is droplets. So you know how those same underwear and jeans can hold it if there's a little droplet that comes out unintentionally when ~~you~~ your friend farts? Well, the covid droplets are even smaller, and so the mask works.

Hope that helps your friend.

joe1234 · « **Reply #508 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:13:17 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on April 22, 2020, 09:09:08 PM

Well, the issue is droplets. So you know how those same underwear and jeans can hold it if there's a little droplet that comes out unintentionally when ~~you~~ your friend farts? Well, the covid droplets are even smaller, and so the mask works.

Hope that helps your friend.

the joke was funny enough but your post is hilarious!!
p.s. wouldnt it be harder for the droplets to escape the mask if it were bigger and easier if it was smaller?

joe1234 · « **Reply #509 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:23:26 PM »

Quote from: neveryou on April 22, 2020, 09:01:19 PM

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research shows that when a person is introduced to covid-19 while simultaneously being incapacitated by someones fart(maybe from your friend it may be worse...), it raises the risk of hospitalization much higher....

neveryou · « **Reply #510 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:32:53 PM »

Quote from: joe1234 on April 22, 2020, 09:23:26 PM

research shows that when a person is introduced to covid-19 while simultaneously being incapacitated by someones fart(maybe from your friend it may be worse...), it raises the risk of hospitalization much higher....

Research also shows that smelling farts is good for your health

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #511 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:34:43 PM »

The lesson is that wearing jeans is what caused Corona.

Lurker · « **Reply #512 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:36:23 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda57 on April 22, 2020, 09:34:43 PM

The lesson is that wearing jeans is what caused Corona.

And also for letting one slip in shul...

Yehuda57 · « **Reply #513 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:38:04 PM »

Quote from: joe1234 on April 22, 2020, 09:13:17 PM

the joke was funny enough but your post is hilarious!!
p.s. wouldnt it be harder for the droplets to escape the mask if it were bigger and easier if it was smaller?

Yes and no. A mask would not contain his friend's sharts.

joe1234 · « **Reply #514 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Lurker on April 22, 2020, 09:36:23 PM

And also for letting one slip in shul...

thats why minyanim on porches are ok... now can you imagine minyanim in shul over pesach with all that matzah...#CORONAFART

S209 · « **Reply #515 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:43:01 PM »

Ok guys. Quarantine is getting to you.

AsherO · « **Reply #516 on:** April 22, 2020, 09:56:01 PM »

Quote from: neveryou on April 22, 2020, 09:32:53 PM

Research also shows that smelling farts is good for your health

Many people I know recently lost their sense of taste and smell, so maybe there’s some truth to this...

Traveler718 · « **Reply #517 on:** April 22, 2020, 10:21:43 PM »

This one hit home...

Joel · « **Reply #518 on:** April 23, 2020, 08:16:56 AM »

israshot · « **Reply #519 on:** April 23, 2020, 11:59:10 AM »