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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1140 on: June 03, 2020, 10:39:51 PM »
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120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1141 on: June 04, 2020, 06:48:35 AM »
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Note to self: Never go anywhere near the Jewish community of Bergen County.

I cannot believe what my eyes just read. I don't think my eyes can believe it either.  :o :o :o

"Recircumcised" seriously?!
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1142 on: June 04, 2020, 06:59:38 AM »
Note to self: Never go anywhere near the Jewish community of Bergen County.

I cannot believe what my eyes just read. I don't think my eyes can believe it either.  :o :o :o

"Recircumcised" seriously?!
its a joke, chill

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1143 on: June 04, 2020, 07:01:56 AM »
its a joke, chill

Well.....where's the "just joking" part  >:(

But phew!
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1144 on: June 04, 2020, 07:03:54 AM »
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because of the serious health risks of gathering together for this procedure during this pandemic, you should let them know that u are willing to undergo this procedure on zoom

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1145 on: June 04, 2020, 07:31:56 AM »
because of the serious health risks of gathering together for this procedure during this pandemic, you should let them know that u are willing to undergo this procedure on zoom

I don't think it is necessary to do the bris on zoom. Many states are loosening up their restrictions. We are already in phase 2, and it is always preferable that the novel be there in person.

It should be relatively easy to arrange a bris that abides to todays social distancing regulations. The mohel would wear a mask of course, and perform the circumcision from a distance using a long range cutting instrument such as gardening shears or a hedge trimmer.

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1146 on: June 04, 2020, 08:07:30 AM »
I don't think it is necessary to do the bris on zoom. Many states are loosening up their restrictions. We are already in phase 2, and it is always preferable that the novel be there in person.

It should be relatively easy to arrange a bris that abides to todays social distancing regulations. The mohel would wear a mask of course, and perform the circumcision from a distance using a long range cutting instrument such as gardening shears or a hedge trimmer.
You mean like this?
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1253335377739345922?s=20
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1147 on: June 04, 2020, 08:41:31 AM »
You mean like this?

Kinda.

That does look a little pinchas-zimri-esque though.

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1148 on: June 04, 2020, 08:42:25 AM »
You mean like this?

Makes you wonder what they did for metzitzah.

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1149 on: June 04, 2020, 08:46:04 AM »
Kinda.

That does look a little pinchas-zimri-esque though.
Or you could use these
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1150 on: June 04, 2020, 09:05:51 AM »
Or you could use these

But how would he do MBP?
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1151 on: June 04, 2020, 09:09:15 AM »
But how would he do MBP?
I know I'm going to be slaughtered for suggesting a straw, but this might work
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1152 on: June 04, 2020, 09:20:46 AM »
I know I'm going to be slaughtered for suggesting a straw, but this might work

Noone would slaughter you for a stupid suggestion. Do you realize what the P stands for?
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1153 on: June 04, 2020, 09:48:47 AM »
Noone would slaughter you for a stupid suggestion. Do you realize what the P stands for?
Pipe?

Straw is same idea, just more flexible.

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1154 on: June 04, 2020, 01:07:27 PM »
Note to self: Never go anywhere near the Jewish community of Bergen County.

I cannot believe what my eyes just read. I don't think my eyes can believe it either.  :o :o :o

"Recircumcised" seriously?!
*mind blown*
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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1155 on: June 04, 2020, 01:09:28 PM »







Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1156 on: June 04, 2020, 01:49:27 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1157 on: June 04, 2020, 02:50:58 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Tweets, Pictures, And Videos That Are Coronavirus Related
« Reply #1159 on: June 04, 2020, 02:58:11 PM »

this fellow is highly intelligent