Private property?
NO!
Swimming allowed!
Cue
@YitzyS to say, "Reminds me of the old joke"
Guy gets a haircut and the barber says, "That will be $12"
"But what about your sign in the window, it says: 'My name is Mr Fink. What do you think? I give haircuts for free!'"
Barber responds, "Vat, are you crazy? It says, 'My name is Mr Fink! What do you think, I give haircuts for free?!'"