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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #420 on: April 05, 2020, 12:00:23 AM »

I was on the White House Faith Leaders Call on COVID 19 Response on Friday and the Surgeon General said that from the data he sees, 99.5% of ppl who had the virus and recovered have immunity for a significant amount of time. He also said that as of now, the virus hasnít (BH!) mutated so thereís one strain of the virus.

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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #421 on: April 05, 2020, 12:06:58 AM »
C/P

There was a bakery in beit shemesh where the boss caught corona, so the health ministry went to test every one of the 24 workers and they all had caught it..... Except for one person. They tested his whole family and none of them had it. They asked him why he hadn't caught it and his wife explained that since it is well known that onions are good to stop a cold/cough, she had left a half onion in every room in the house. The health officials took the onions and tested them and found inside them.... INACTIVE/DEAD corona virus... Pls pass on to your contacts.

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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #422 on: April 05, 2020, 12:19:46 AM »
C/P

There was a bakery in beit shemesh where the boss caught corona, so the health ministry went to test every one of the 24 workers and they all had caught it..... Except for one person. They tested his whole family and none of them had it. They asked him why he hadn't caught it and his wife explained that since it is well known that onions are good to stop a cold/cough, she had left a half onion in every room in the house. The health officials took the onions and tested them and found inside them.... INACTIVE/DEAD corona virus... Pls pass on to your contacts.
I didn't get Corona and I bite my toenails every night before I go to sleep. Please forward to all your contacts
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #423 on: April 05, 2020, 12:21:37 AM »
I didn't get Corona and I bite my toenails every night before I go to sleep. Please forward to all your contacts
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #424 on: April 05, 2020, 12:22:49 AM »
C/P

There was a bakery in beit shemesh where the boss caught corona, so the health ministry went to test every one of the 24 workers and they all had caught it..... Except for one person. They tested his whole family and none of them had it. They asked him why he hadn't caught it and his wife explained that since it is well known that onions are good to stop a cold/cough, she had left a half onion in every room in the house. The health officials took the onions and tested them and found inside them.... INACTIVE/DEAD corona virus... Pls pass on to your contacts.

Maybe all his co-workers stayed away from him because he smelled like onions

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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #425 on: April 05, 2020, 12:24:37 AM »
I didn't get Corona and I bite my toenails every night before I go to sleep. Please forward to all your contacts
Are you doubting the half an onion protected them? I think itís genius
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #426 on: April 05, 2020, 12:26:07 AM »
Are you doubting the half an onion protected them? I think itís genius
get us a credible  source reporting on this and then we can talk

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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #427 on: April 05, 2020, 12:27:03 AM »
Are you doubting the half an onion protected them? I think itís genius
I'm not doubting a thing! I only came to add. If you want to bite the toenails while also eating raw onion, more power to you.
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #428 on: April 05, 2020, 12:39:29 AM »
It's wrong to only report half the story. The truth is they left out onions AND forwarded it to 10 people. It will not work without doing both.
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #429 on: April 05, 2020, 12:41:26 AM »
It's wrong to only report half the story. The truth is they left out onions AND forwarded it to 10 people. It will not work without doing both.
I heard there is a shortage of onions for pesach now. Are they being hoarded or are we going to be being price gouged this week?
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #430 on: April 05, 2020, 12:53:05 AM »
I didn't get Corona and I bite my toenails every night before I go to sleep. Please forward to all your contacts

Was there also dead corona cells in your toe nails ?
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #431 on: April 05, 2020, 12:53:47 AM »
Was there also dead corona cells in your toe nails ?
Nothing can live there
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #432 on: April 05, 2020, 12:56:00 AM »
I didn't get Corona and I bite my toenails every night before I go to sleep. Please forward to all your contacts

The only way I could bite my toe nails is if I cut them off first, how can you reach

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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #433 on: April 05, 2020, 12:56:36 AM »
The only way I could bite my toe nails is if I cut them off first, how can you reach
You do what you need to to protect yourself
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Re: Is there any good news in the fight against COVID-19?
« Reply #434 on: April 05, 2020, 01:00:26 AM »
I didn't get Corona and I bite my toenails every night before I go to sleep. Please forward to all your contacts
Maybe all his co-workers stayed away from him because he smelled like onions
It's wrong to only report half the story. The truth is they left out onions AND forwarded it to 10 people. It will not work without doing both.
Thanks for the laughs guys. Needed it after reading the thread rightfully deleted by @Something Fishy
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