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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #100 on: March 27, 2020, 12:12:18 PM »
Question for next yidishe kop: Which way is Mizrach?
If this picture is taken south of Yerushalayim, The Jew is facing North, and the Muslim is facing South to Mecca.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #101 on: March 27, 2020, 12:16:06 PM »
this picture is taken south of Yerushalayim, The Jew is facing North, and the Muslim is facing South to Mecca.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #102 on: March 27, 2020, 01:26:16 PM »
You didn't get the $2 ones on DDMS?
No. Were they Ravensburger's?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #103 on: March 27, 2020, 01:47:57 PM »
No. Were they Ravensburger's?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #104 on: March 27, 2020, 01:59:01 PM »
Buffalo. Great quality
I have both.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #105 on: March 27, 2020, 02:35:30 PM »
“Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an a--hole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity,” Kerry tweeted. “He’s given new meaning to the term #M-sshole.”
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #106 on: March 27, 2020, 03:22:45 PM »
“Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an a--hole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity,” Kerry tweeted. “He’s given new meaning to the term #M-sshole.”

Rumor is the entire House, Senate, and the White House had 100% positive test results.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #107 on: March 28, 2020, 10:39:32 PM »

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #108 on: March 29, 2020, 11:00:52 PM »
Boy aged 4: "Dad, I've decided to get married."
Dad: "Wonderful! Do you have a girl in mind?"
Boy: "Yes...grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too...and she's the best cook and storyteller in the whole world!!!"
Dad: "That's nice, but we have a small problem there..."
Boy: "What problem?"
Dad: " She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother??"
Boy : Why not?! You married mine!!!"

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #109 on: March 29, 2020, 11:10:51 PM »
What’s going to happen to כאלה this pesach ? Mashiach better come fast!!

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #110 on: March 29, 2020, 11:39:46 PM »
Boy aged 4: "Dad, I've decided to get married."
Dad: "Wonderful! Do you have a girl in mind?"
Boy: "Yes...grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too...and she's the best cook and storyteller in the whole world!!!"
Dad: "That's nice, but we have a small problem there..."
Boy: "What problem?"
Dad: " She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother??"
Boy : Why not?! You married mine!!!"

How is this COVID-19 related?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #111 on: March 29, 2020, 11:40:41 PM »
How is this COVID-19 related?
bcuz dad doesn't talk to son throughout the year.... now he got the time.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #112 on: March 30, 2020, 12:02:02 AM »
What’s going to happen to כאלה this pesach ? Mashiach better come fast!!
The people in the כאלה thread will tell you this is why it happened
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #113 on: March 30, 2020, 09:06:30 AM »
How is this COVID-19 related?

It's not COVID-19, and it's not humor. But it fits under related, since it's about close family members.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2020, 11:05:30 AM »
Question for next yidishe kop: Which way is Mizrach?
My kind of puzzle!  The picture must be taken at a place that is Southeast of Yerushalayim.  The Arab is facing Southeast, towards Mecca, and the yid is facing exact opposite, Northwest, towards Yerushalayim.  Mizrach would be in the direction of the white car in the upper right hand corner of the picture.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2020, 12:26:34 PM »
How is this COVID-19 related?
You're right. I'll move it to the right thread, although it prob does belong here too. Ya know, being stuck inside for so long can kinda do funny things to one's brain

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2020, 03:54:11 PM »
If your home for pesach - Chag kosher visameach!

If your by your in-laws- Chag kosher! (It prob won't be sameach)

If your by a hotel - Chag sameach!
(It prob won't be kosher)

If your at a hotel with your in-laws- Chag!
So this year we can truly wish everyone, "Chag kosher visameach!"
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #117 on: April 01, 2020, 06:25:26 PM »
received via text:

"The US has now confirmed over 2 million corona jokes with 1 million in bad condition."
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #118 on: April 01, 2020, 07:45:50 PM »
So this year we can truly wish everyone, "Chag kosher visameach!"
IDK about that, between all the "just for this year" kullas, and the kids being locked up indoors going on a month, I'll be happy if I just make it to "chag."

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #119 on: April 01, 2020, 08:08:15 PM »
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