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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2020, 08:17:12 PM »
Ex Gingi comes across as an authentic Ehrlich yid, always.

I have to admit, I grew up with a chinuch where Lubavitch bashing was on the front rows, I was always open minded I knew its not 100% true, but ExGingi showed me that Lubavitch are also authentic yidden.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2020, 08:20:56 PM »
Quote from: sillypainter on March 24, 2020, 08:17:12 PM
Ex Gingi comes across as an authentic Ehrlich yid, always.
+100.
('Hope you noticed the thread title, and hope all took it as just that)
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2020, 08:23:05 PM »
Quote from: sillypainter on March 24, 2020, 08:17:12 PM
Ex Gingi comes across as an authentic Ehrlich yid, always.

I have to admit, I grew up with a chinuch where Lubavitch bashing was on the front rows, I was always open minded I knew its not 100% true, but ExGingi showed me that Lubavitch are also authentic yidden.
Don't make me start to cry now. I don’t have spare tissues for this.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2020, 08:28:36 PM »
Quote from: sillypainter on March 24, 2020, 08:17:12 PM
Ex Gingi comes across as an authentic Ehrlich yid, always.

I have to admit, I grew up with a chinuch where Lubavitch bashing was on the front rows, I was always open minded I knew its not 100% true, but ExGingi showed me that Lubavitch are also authentic yidden.

Please don’t overdo it.

I honestly don’t know what chinuch puts bashing any Jew on the front row. But if there was a lesson to be learned here, it is that such type of “chinuch” should be banned - והיה זה שכרי.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2020, 08:35:15 PM by ExGingi »
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2020, 08:28:52 PM »
Quote from: TimT on March 24, 2020, 08:23:05 PM
Don't make me start to cry now. I don’t have spare tissues for this.
You can always use toilet paper  ;)
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2020, 08:40:52 PM »
”Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse,”
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2020, 09:08:50 PM »
We have finally found the cure for the Common Cold (and allergies) any cough, sniffle or sore throat can only be COVID-19.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2020, 10:30:48 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 08:06:19 PM
He prays and use to have a mini-van. Is that close enough?
Reminds me of this: https://twitter.com/danielocarmon/status/1242508941810163721
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2020, 10:34:48 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 24, 2020, 10:30:48 PM
Reminds me of this:
Please block out my sons face.  >:(
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2020, 10:35:22 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 10:34:48 PM
Please block out my sons face.  >:(
Which one is he, the Jew or the Muslim?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2020, 10:35:35 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 10:34:48 PM
Please block out my sons face.  >:(
Which one is he?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2020, 10:35:52 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 10:34:48 PM
Please block out my sons face.  >:(
And you call that a minivan??
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2020, 10:36:13 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 24, 2020, 10:35:22 PM
Which one is he, the Jew or the Muslim?
The one in good shape.  :P
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2020, 10:41:57 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 10:36:13 PM
The one in good shape.  :P
Then I must be looking at a different picture
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2020, 10:49:54 PM »
Quote from: ltttc on March 24, 2020, 10:41:57 PM
Then I must be looking at a different picture
Why, isn't round also a shape?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2020, 10:50:46 PM »
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2020, 11:21:45 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 24, 2020, 08:40:52 PM
”Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse,”

Kimmel?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2020, 11:22:35 PM »
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2020, 11:23:24 PM »
Quote from: dealfinder11 on March 24, 2020, 11:21:45 PM
Kimmel?
No, the other person I didn't vote for in the last election.  :)
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2020, 11:24:27 PM »
Quote from: good sam on March 24, 2020, 11:22:35 PM
Worse
Just because the person is worse does not mean it isn't true.
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