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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #60 on: March 24, 2020, 11:25:49 PM »
So this thread is basically the same as the other one, except you steal the jokes and post them in your name?

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2020, 11:26:33 PM »
Just because the person is worse does not mean it isn't true.
Nobody is taking medical advise from him. And how the heck is that helpful anyway? What good has she done? She's exposing herself for the loser she is
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2020, 11:28:20 PM »
Nobody is taking medical advise from him. And how the heck is that helpful anyway? What good has she done? She's exposing herself for the loser she is
Its a joke. See the title of the thread.  ::)
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2020, 11:29:05 PM »
So this thread is basically the same as the other one, except you steal the jokes and post them in your name?
You talking to me?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2020, 11:29:45 PM »
You talking to me?
If the shoe fits, it's not @Something Fishy's

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2020, 11:31:16 PM »
If the shoe fits, it's not @Something Fishy's
You didn't see the quotation marks? I purposely didn't post the name because I new what would happen.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #66 on: March 24, 2020, 11:33:47 PM »
You didn't see the quotation marks? I purposely didn't post the name because I new what would happen.
I know, I know, it wasn't directed at you.
But...

https://twitter.com/GPollowitz/status/1242489788529283073

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #67 on: March 25, 2020, 02:38:40 AM »

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #68 on: March 25, 2020, 02:50:15 AM »
Don't forget to make a Brocho Achrona before you go to sleep
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #69 on: March 25, 2020, 10:23:27 AM »


This act now carries a charge of terrorist threat, so the free test also comes with free room and board.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #70 on: March 25, 2020, 10:24:43 AM »
...so the free test also comes with free room and board.
Can it get any better?  :)
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #71 on: March 25, 2020, 02:12:56 PM »
This act now carries a charge of terrorist threat, so the free test also comes with free room and board.
That’s what we are all experiencing now... except there it’s board, here we are really bored....

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #72 on: March 25, 2020, 02:21:07 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2020, 11:22:24 AM »
Youngest recorded casualty (death) from COVID-19: Israeli political list B&W. Succumbed today in its fight for survival.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #74 on: March 26, 2020, 06:59:30 PM »
with the end of the zman here there's a bachur in a dira somewhere in yerushalayim who just rolled out of bed and opened the tris for the first time since purim night and is wondering where the heck everyone is.....

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #75 on: March 26, 2020, 07:02:27 PM »
To compensate for missing English, some fine bochurim have taken upon themselves to sit in a room for two hours each afternoon and do nothing
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #76 on: March 26, 2020, 09:14:11 PM »
כולנו גור:
פרישות יתירה לא נותנים ידים ולא נושקים..
כולנו ברסלב:
מתבודדים..
כולנו באבוב:
רוחצים כל היום בבורית..
כולנו אמשינוב:
מתפללים מאוחר זמן מאד..
כולנו סקולען:
מנגנים..
כולנו סאטמער:
רק הולכים על ה'פארטש..
כולנו פרענקן:
מתפללים כל היום בקראקס אצל הכותל..
כולנו חב"ד:
צועקים משיח נאו..
כולנו תימן:
כל היום בבגדי לילה..
כולנו ווערעצקי:
משוגעים ביותר..
כולנו לאשאנץ, יארמע, חאצאצק, פעסט:
כל היום אומרים בדחנות..
כולנו רבנים:
כמעט לא הולכים..
כולנו בנש"ק'ים:
לא עובדים..

Sorry CountValentine, I would translate it but without understanding the nuances it becomes meaningless.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2020, 09:16:54 PM »
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2020, 09:22:33 PM »
כולנו גור:
פרישות יתירה לא נותנים ידים ולא נושקים..
כולנו ברסלב:
מתבודדים..
כולנו באבוב:
רוחצים כל היום בבורית..
כולנו אמשינוב:
מתפללים מאוחר זמן מאד..
כולנו סקולען:
מנגנים..
כולנו סאטמער:
רק הולכים על ה'פארטש..
כולנו פרענקן:
מתפללים כל היום בקראקס אצל הכותל..
כולנו חב"ד:
צועקים משיח נאו..
כולנו תימן:
כל היום בבגדי לילה..
כולנו ווערעצקי:
משוגעים ביותר..
כולנו לאשאנץ, יארמע, חאצאצק, פעסט:
כל היום אומרים בדחנות..
כולנו רבנים:
כמעט לא הולכים..
כולנו בנש"ק'ים:
לא עובדים..

Sorry CountValentine, I would translate it but without understanding the nuances it becomes meaningless.
Each line lists a different chasidic sect and says "We are all [sect] because [stereotype associated with sect that is mimicked today]"

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2020, 09:30:57 PM »
Each line lists a different chasidic sect and says "We are all [sect] because [stereotype associated with sect that is mimicked today]"

Cheap cop out of someone too lazy to properly translate.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan