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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #80 on: March 26, 2020, 10:58:45 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on March 26, 2020, 09:30:57 PM
Cheap cop out of someone too lazy to properly translate.

I don’t even know all of those stereotypes to get them.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #81 on: March 26, 2020, 11:04:02 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 26, 2020, 10:58:45 PM
I don’t even know all of those stereotypes to get them.

Hopefully you know enough to ascertain that not all of those stereotypes list a "different chassidic sect".
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #82 on: March 26, 2020, 11:07:40 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on March 26, 2020, 11:04:02 PM
Hopefully you know enough to ascertain that not all of those stereotypes list a "different chassidic sect".

So not only do I know more than @CountValentine i also know more than @YitzyS ?

I’m a non-Hasidic-בנש״ק of a sect that’s not represented in the list.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #83 on: March 26, 2020, 11:10:30 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 26, 2020, 11:07:40 PM
So not only do I know more than @CountValentine i also know more than @YitzyS ?

I’m a non-Hasidic-בנש״ק of a sect that’s not represented in the list.
Nobody knows more than @YitzyS
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #84 on: March 26, 2020, 11:11:43 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 26, 2020, 11:07:40 PM
So not only do I know more than @CountValentine i also know more than @YitzyS ?

I’m a non-Hasidic-בנש״ק of a sect that’s not represented in the list.
#VaguelyExplainSomething is trending now on Twitter. I think this qualifies.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/VaguelyExplainSomething?src=hash
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #85 on: March 26, 2020, 11:13:38 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 26, 2020, 11:10:30 PM
Nobody knows more than @YitzyS

Im not the one who called תימנים a Chassidic sect...
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #86 on: March 26, 2020, 11:14:21 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 26, 2020, 11:11:43 PM
#VaguelyExplainSomething is trending now on Twitter. I think this qualifies.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/VaguelyExplainSomething?src=hash

Is it a vague explanation for something, or an explanation for something vague?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #87 on: March 26, 2020, 11:15:00 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 26, 2020, 11:13:38 PM
Im not the one who called תימנים a Chassidic sect...
To non-Jews (besides CV and a few others), all religious Jews are Hasidic.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #88 on: March 26, 2020, 11:16:56 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 26, 2020, 11:15:00 PM
To non-Jews (besides CV and a few others), all religious Jews are Hasidic.
But are all Hasidic Jews religious?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #89 on: March 26, 2020, 11:45:08 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 26, 2020, 11:13:38 PM
Im not the one who called תימנים a Chassidic sect...

And what about the פרענקן?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #90 on: March 27, 2020, 12:00:06 AM »
Someone want to explain what is going on?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #91 on: March 27, 2020, 12:02:16 AM »
Chabad shluchim always homeschool. No wonder they wait for moshiach!
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #92 on: March 27, 2020, 12:03:22 AM »
Quote from: YitzyS on March 26, 2020, 09:22:33 PM
Each line lists a different chasidic sect and says "We are all [sect] because [stereotype associated with sect that is mimicked today]"
More or less this, and then nitpicking that not all are chasidic sects.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #93 on: March 27, 2020, 12:03:45 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 27, 2020, 12:00:06 AM
Someone want to explain what is going on?
This is why men need routine. We’re losing our minds.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #94 on: March 27, 2020, 12:04:54 AM »
Quote from: TimT on March 27, 2020, 12:03:45 AM
This is why men need routine. We’re losing our minds.
Do a puzzle.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #95 on: March 27, 2020, 12:06:43 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 27, 2020, 12:04:54 AM
Do a puzzle.
Somebody tried that
Quote from: JuryDuty on March 26, 2020, 10:16:37 PM
There's just nothing more frustrating then a week of puzzle making and then missing one piece.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #96 on: March 27, 2020, 12:14:21 AM »
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #97 on: March 27, 2020, 12:14:54 AM »
Quote from: TimT on March 27, 2020, 12:06:43 AM
Somebody tried that
Buy new ones. I am going broke. First one was $15 and the one today was $35 and they are almost done.  >:(
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #98 on: March 27, 2020, 08:46:31 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on March 27, 2020, 12:14:54 AM
Buy new ones. I am going broke. First one was $15 and the one today was $35 and they are almost done.  >:(
You didn't get the $2 ones on DDMS?
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
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