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COVID-19 Related Humor
« on: March 19, 2020, 11:21:24 PM »
In these times, a little humor goes a long way. I figured I'd start a thread for pictures, one liners, tweets, etc that are humorous and related to the situation we're in. I'm not intending for this to be a "make light" of it thread, or anything dark, but simply some humor pertaining to situation were in to add a laugh to someone's day! I apologize if this has already been posted, I've been on and off DDF for the past few days.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2020, 11:25:09 PM »
Lots in this thread
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=114650.0
Though maybe we should split it and put the comic relief here and keep the other one for news etc? I don't know.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2020, 11:26:27 PM »
Lots in this thread
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=114650.0
Though maybe we should split it and put the comic relief here and keep the other one for news etc? I don't know.
Ya, then the other one will get too depressing without any funny stuff

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2020, 11:27:03 PM »
Ya, then the other one will get too depressing
Better get used to it :)
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2020, 01:42:08 AM »
Ya, then the other one will get too depressing without any funny stuff
Post them there in context! We can always quote it here.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2020, 08:16:20 AM »
Lots in this thread
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=114650.0
Though maybe we should split it and put the comic relief here and keep the other one for news etc? I don't know.

Yes that thread is overwhelmingly humorous, I'm going to stick to that one 
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2020, 09:02:36 AM »
Don't forget to wait a half hour tomorrow between the coffee and the cholent.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2020, 09:59:15 AM »
Don't forget to wait a half hour tomorrow between the coffee and the cholent.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2020, 10:12:11 AM »
Don't forget to wait a half hour tomorrow between the coffee and the cholent.
*1 hour al pi kabalah.
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2020, 10:12:36 AM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2020, 07:51:06 AM »
I'm dreading the day when this is all over and this DDF section is disbanded and all my wisdom is relegated to the JS section and my post count drops faster than the stock market did.
Is there a clever way to solicit likes without sounding like a classless wannabee?

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2020, 07:52:41 AM »
I'm dreading the day when this is all over and this DDF section is disbanded and all my wisdom is relegated to the JS section and my post count drops faster than the stock market did.
I am praying that is tomorrow!
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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2020, 07:54:10 AM »
Is there a clever way to solicit likes without sounding like a classless wannabee?

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2020, 07:10:36 PM »
C/P
I am totaly confused what time of the year it is.

I wear slippers just like Tisha B'av

We fear for what's ahead just like Rosh Hashana

No food just like Yom Kippur

We eat outside just like Sukkos

My kids sit at the window just like Chanukah

People wear masks just like Purim

We are obsessed with cleanliness just like Passover

We sleep in the afternoon just like Shabbos.

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Re: COVID-19 Related Humor
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2020, 07:26:12 PM »
Who is eating outside?
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